Wednesday, October 18, 2017

2017 Scary Movie Challenge Day 18


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  1. Mum & Dad (2008, dir. Steven Sheil)
    Agh! Ugh! Jeez! Wuh! Cripes! Dammit! Ghecchh!

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  2. Wolf Creek (2005, Dir: Greg McLean)

    Australian Outback? More like Australian OUCH-back.

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  3. THE MUMMY (1959)

    A mummy never forgets its ancient love.

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  4. The Tunnel (2011, dir. Carlo Ledesma)
    "Tangles! Tangles! ...TANGLES?! ...Tangles?? ...tangles..."

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  5. A Ghost Story (2017)
    Five centuries in ninety minutes. Feels long.

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  6. Don't Kill It (2017)

    "It Follows" with guns instead of genitals.

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  7. Tales of Terror (1962)

    Well how else would you taste wine?

    or

    There are some bitchen robes in this

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  8. Critters 4 (1992)
    Critters in space. Better than Alien Covenant.

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  9. DRACULA (1931)

    Is this the birth of off-screen death?

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  10. FRANKENSTEIN (1931)

    Too amazing to try a witty review!

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  11. THE MUMMY (1932)

    2nd best Mummy movie after Mummy '99!!

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  12. Cradle of fear

    Horror should never be 2 hours long

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  13. Happy Death Day (2017)

    Enjoyed. But script could use a do-over.

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  14. Most Likely to Die (2015)

    Most likely to not be watched again.

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  15. Dawn of the Mummy (1981)

    Mummy uses historically accurate Egyptian meat cleaver.

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  16. Wes Craven's New Nightmare (1994)

    Elastic arm special effects have improved immensely

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  17. Chopping Mall (1986)

    Robot blood? Not olie? But Robot blood?

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  18. Candyman (1992)
    Damn this is a beautifully flawed movie

    Or

    That's not candy, those are fucking bees.

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  19. Stir of Echoes (1999)

    Not a big fan of pulp either.

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  20. Creep (2014)

    Add Mark Duplass to the dark universe.

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  21. Death Bed: The Bed That Eats (1977)

    Less sex, more posthumous exposition than anticipated.

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  22. House of The Devil (2009)

    Definitely ruined my dreams of pizza delivery.

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  23. House on Willow Street (2016)

    Good thing they all have tragic backstories.

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  24. Suspiria (1977)

    Beautiful print. Laughing hipster audience must die!!

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  25. Killing Ground (2016)
    Killing ground's killing time treading old ground

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  26. Rawhead Rex (1986)
    Irritated red eyes upsets the sleepy Irish.

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  27. Final Destination 5 (2011)
    Ohhhh. That explains that guy's cell phone!

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  28. The Legend of the Seven Golden Vampires (1974)

    Hammer does kung fu. We all win.

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  29. Happy Death Day (2017)

    I really thought it was the dad.

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  30. The Babysitter (2017)
    Never revealed what was in the book!

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  31. Ganja & Hess (1973)

    Hess would have kicked living dead ass.

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  32. The Babysitter (2017)

    Revenge of the Nerds used Queen better.

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  33. Prince of Darkness (1987)

    Devil juice tastes better on the rocks.

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  34. Friday the 13th Part 3 (1982)

    Poor Shelly just wanted someone to stalk.

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  35. Ravenous (1999)

    Meat must be fully cooked before eating.

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  36. They Look Like People (2015)

    I look like a really bored person.

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  37. Sleepwalkers (1992)

    Cat people incest is the grossest incest.

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  38. The Night Stalker (1972) aka Kolchak: The Night Stalker (1972)

    Barry Atwater is no Lugosi or Lee.

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  39. The House that Dripped Blood (1971)

    Bigger the Cushing the sweeter the pushing.

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  40. Asylum (1972)

    Robert Bloch's psychos in a mad anthology.

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  41. Voodoo Island (1957)

    Voodoo beliefs include giant mutant snake monsters?

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  42. Ghosthouse aka Il Casa 3 (1988)

    Creepy child plus clown doll equals murder.

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  43. The Battery (2012)

    Two bros get ready for spring training

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  44. Pet Sematary (1989)

    Favorite of the murdery zombie child genre.

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  45. The Lazarus Effect (2015)

    Sometimes, dead is better...than this movie

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  46. Found Footage 3D (2016)

    Can't wait for behind the scenes footage!

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  47. Hellraiser (1987)

    Cenobite makes Jesus cry, Frank bites dust.

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  48. The Loch Ness Horror (1981)

    Excuse me, where's your real animatronic monster?

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  49. Torso (1973)

    Actually, dolls keep pretty good secrets too.

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  50. Happy Death Day

    At least they acknowledge Groundhog Day

    And

    Imagine if Bill Murray was her dad

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  51. The Hazing Aka Dead Scared

    My favourite unseen perfect spacesuit Shepis movie

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  52. House of 1000 corpses (2003)

    Dwight Schrute is a Mer-MAN Pops. MER-MAN!

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  53. Cat People (1982)

    My favorite song written for a movie.

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  54. The Devil’s Rejects (2005)
    How i learned to enjoy Rob Zombie

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  55. Bride of Frankenstein (1935)

    Very little Frankenstein and Bride in this.

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  56. Frankenstein (1931):

    “Frankenstein and Fritz’s Monster” wasn’t catchy enough.

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  57. Bride of Re-animator (1989)

    Talk about coming apart at the seams.

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  58. Patchwork (2015)
    "A Patrick Bromley recommendation that doesn't disappoint!"

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  59. Poltergeist II: The Other Side (1986)

    October's too short for movies this average.

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  60. Maniac Cop

    “Cops like killing. That’s why they cops.”

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  61. Hatchet II

    A.J. Bowen is a mindless fucking machine.

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  62. Silverbullet

    Drunk uncle names nephew's wheelchair after beer.

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  63. JASON X

    The most expensive episode of Lexx ever.

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  64. Twice-Told Tales (1963)

    Elevated by Price. Elevated by Price. END.

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    1. I like Nathaniel Hawthorne's stories, but they are not the best sources for horror films.

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  65. Street Trash (1987)

    This is a social thriller, right? RIGHT!?

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  66. Prom Night (1980)

    Loved the wacky antics from Mr. Hammond.



    PS This movie sucks.

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  67. Torso (1973)

    Starts strong; runs out of steam, torsos.

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  68. Frailty (2001)

    The power of Otis compels the demons.

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  69. The Babysitter (2017)

    Set Designer had a rainbow orgasm everywhere!

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  70. Train to Busan (2016)
    Fast zombies can't catch a pregnant lady.

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  71. Housebound (2014)

    Best use of piss bucket as weapon

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  72. Leprechaun 4: In Space (1996)

    In space no one can hear youZzzzzzzzzzzzz

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    1. Damn it, I have to watch this series because of you wonderful bastards.

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  73. Asylum (1972)

    Full Moon owes some Puppet Master royalties.

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  74. Suspiria (1977)

    Class hated it. I don't fucking care.

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  75. Gerald’s Game
    Alternate titles: De-Glovely/She Kept Dog...Right?!

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  76. Final Destination 5

    How else could you end this franchise?

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  77. Midnight Ride (1990)

    Almost worthwhile for Dudikoff vs. Hamill climax.

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  78. Halloween (2007)

    Zombie come, Zombie try, Zombie Fail. Zombie.

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  79. From A Whisper To A Scream (1987)

    We all new the Price was right.

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  80. Creepshow (1982)

    Dancing Ed Harris is my spirit animal

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  81. Creepshow 2 (1987)

    I couldn’t drive after 6 orgasim’s either.

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  82. Candyman (1992)

    Now only murders people at horror conventions.

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  83. Poltergeist III: It's All in One Fucking Building Or Something (1988)

    At least this one is fucking ridiculous.

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