Wednesday, October 25, 2017

2017 Scary Movie Challenge Day 25

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  1. Men Behind the Sun 3: A Narrow Escape (1994, dir. Godfrey Ho)
    Boring Chinese Nazisploitation, from their Bruno Mattei.

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  2. A Ghost Story (2017)

    Affleck seriously buff in brief sheetless scene.

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  3. Scream and Scream Again (1970, dir. Gordon Hessler)
    Deliberately confusing Price/Lee/Cushing oddity. Frustrating.

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  4. Julia's Eyes (2010, Dir: Guillem Morales)

    Kinda unfair to call them Julia's eyes.

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  5. Wes Craven’s New Nightmare (1994)
    Meta before meta realized it was meta

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  6. Sheitan (2006, dir. Kim Chapiron)
    Awesome Cassel performance; takes forever getting started.

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  7. Road Games (1981)

    Buttloads of Keach, not enough Jamie Lee

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  8. Snow White: A Tale of Terror (1997): Mallificent mirror makes mourning mother mad murderess.

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  9. Black Christmas (1974)

    ME
    Goodbye!

    OLIVIA HUSSEY
    Goodbye??...Goodbye??!!...
    GOODBYE!!!!!????

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  10. Ghost World (2001)

    Zero ghosts, just one funny looking guy.

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  11. Pumpkinhead (1988)
    Tracy has some interesting ideas regarding balls.

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  12. The Dead Zone (1983)
    Hard to review without pissing off JB

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  13. Ghostwatch (1992(

    Weirdly disturbing; more truthful than Fox News.

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  14. CRY_WOLF (2005)

    Shot through the heart was very prophetic.

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  15. TURISTAS (2006)

    John Stockwell must really like the beach.

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  16. THE MESSENGERS (2007)

    Even K-Stew couldn't save us from this.

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  17. The Gorgon (1964)
    Starting final push on scary movie list

    Or

    I needed some Cushing for the pushing

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  18. The Blob (1988)

    Dillon's mullet makes me want to blob.

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  19. Scream (1996) (With my high school film class)

    Had to explain land lines to students.

    or

    Students on Randy: "Mr D., that's you!"

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    1. I had to explain to my students who the blond girl was, and why it was a big deal she got killed in the start.

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  20. From Beneath (2012)

    Proof that not everyone can be Cronenberg.

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  21. Microwave Massacre (1983)
    So hungry I could eat a whore...

    OR

    Puns! Puns everywhere! Patrick must be delighted

    Or

    Who cooks "great" coussine in a microwave?

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  22. My Bloody Valentine (1981)

    The best parties are held in mineshafts.

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  23. Sleepy Hollow (1999)
    What drops more; heads or people fainting?

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  24. Drag Me To Hell (2009)

    Now it’s quiet, now it’s loud. Repeat.

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  25. Kuroneko (1968)

    Hauntingly beautiful, but that guy's not 22.

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  26. The Fog (2005 remake)

    You lost me with Fall Out Boy.

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    1. I'm sorry you spent time watching this, when you could've been at the dentist or something. It's so bad it made me doubt all movies, until I saw the original as an antidote.

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    2. Hey, I had a very similar reaction. It's aggressively mediocre. It made me so upset I went off on a whole tirade about remakes and the state of the movie industry.

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  27. All The Colours Of The Dark, aka Day Of The Maniac, aka They're Coming To Get You, aka Tutti I Colori Del Buio (1972)

    Edwige Fenech, scrambling, screaming, showering? Yes please.

    Or

    Relieve life problems with vitamins and Satan

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  28. Island of Lost Souls (1932)

    This story still hasn't been filmed better.

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  29. The Ritual (2017)

    That Swedish deer Loki Thor them apart.

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  30. Candyman (1992)

    Was promised a golden ticket, given bees.

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  31. Audition (1999)

    If Fatal Attraction met Misery and Saw.

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  32. Silence of the Lambs (1991)

    Buffalo Bill- transvestite... or Robert Plant cosplayer?

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  33. Halloween (1978)

    Throw a chair through the fucking window

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  34. Leprechaun 4: In Space (1997)

    Was that middle finger intended for us?

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  35. Tetsuo: The Iron Man (1989)

    Imagine Marvel with this guy, not Stark.

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  36. The Forest (1982)

    Standard slasher with added bonus: ghost kids!

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  37. Species (1995)

    Like Bye Bye Man, casually introduces psychic.

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  38. The Mist (2007)

    Black and white highlighting shades of grey.

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  39. Species (1995)

    S&M, Bondage, Tentacle porn. Movie has Everything!

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    1. "Have you seen Alien? It's like a sub-par Species."

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  40. ringu 1998
    vhs anti piracy measures, a bit harsh

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  41. The Midnight Hour (1985)

    In the running for funnest movie ever.

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  42. Deathgasm (2015)

    Heavy metal forward is worse than backward.

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  43. Event Horizon (1997)

    Sam Neill seeks out his intergalactic velociraptor.

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  44. the wicker man 1973
    pagan anti celibacy measures, a bit harsh

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  45. the wicker man 1973
    pagan anti celibacy measures, a bit harsh

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  46. Billy the Kid Versus Dracula (1966)

    YOU could make a better horror movie.

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  47. Honeymoon Horror (1982)

    "Honeymoon Island." That's a real place, right?

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  48. Raw Force (1982)

    Warriors Island: ideal destination for beach vacation.

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  49. "House of 1,000 Corpses" (2003)

    Chicken will never be the same again.

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  50. Found Footage 3D in 2D (2016)

    Careful! Those fourth wall shards are sharp.

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  51. Pieces (1982) with fthismovie commentary

    Ending: Like cutting off Micheal Jordan's arms.

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  52. Evil Dead 2 (1987)

    The best Muppet movie since the original.

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  53. Poltergeist III (1988)

    Boyle's character is named Donna?!? Where's James?

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  54. The Innkeepers (2011)

    Maybe the ghost just wanted fresh towels?

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  55. The Final Girls (2015)

    Camp Bloodbath 3 will be the standout.

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  56. Mad Monster Party (1967)

    Frankenstein’s monster almost becomes The Diller Killer.

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  57. Tremors (1990)

    The most likable horror movie cast ever?

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  58. Candyman (1992)

    Bee meaning to replace that medicine cabinet.

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  59. A Bay of Blood (1971)

    Slitting all the throats in the bay.

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  60. Sorority Girls and the Creature from Hell (1990)

    Title makes promise that movie doesn't deliver.

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  61. The Babysitter (2017)

    McWould've McBeen a Mcbetter McMovie without McG

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  62. Saw (2004)

    Sorry, I will Elwes love this movie.

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  63. Silent Night, Deadly Night (1984)

    I want to visit that toy store.

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  64. The Prowler (1981)

    Decent movie but what were motives? Questions?

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  65. The Texas Chainsaw Massacre 2 (1984)

    Imagine Hooper if it was weed-whacker massacre.

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  66. Leprechaun: Back 2 tha Hood (2003)

    How is this fucking franchise still going?

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  67. Night of The Living Dead (1990)

    This is the secret origin of Candyman.

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  68. Antibirth (2016)
    "What the fuck....did I just watch?"

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  69. They Live

    Maybe the big fight could be... longer?

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  70. Saw Mark Hamill's twig while doing Twiggy.

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  71. The Fly (1986) Dir. David Cronenberg

    Christian Bale would've used a bloody double.

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  72. In The Mouth of Madness (1994)

    Man, Sam Neil has seen some shit.

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  73. The Green Chamber of Linnais (Linnaisten Vihreä Kamari) (1945)

    Family secrets, counterfeit Counts, drafty castle. #noblemanproblems

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  74. Son of Dracula (1943)

    Dracula spelled backwards is not very compelling.

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  75. Dracula's Daughter (1936)

    No joking - this is a wonderful film!

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  76. Asylum (1972)

    Peter Cushing and the technicolor death suit.

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  77. Leprechaun: Back 2 Tha Hood (2003)

    Use this review as my suicide note.

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  78. Happy Death Day (2017)

    It's like déja vu all over again.

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  79. The Texas Chain Saw Massacre (1974)

    Still beats up your dad's horror movie.

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  80. As Above So Below (2014)

    More like International Treasure: Book of Secrets

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  81. The Invitation (2015)

    I want Scary Month to roll on.

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  82. In the Mouth of Madness

    Doubt he's actually sorry about the balls.

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  83. Creep (2014)
    Camera man wanted for his life’s work!

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  84. Eaten Alive (1976)

    Man, Judd is really BITING his time.

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  85. Stitches (2012)
    Opening a jar is a plot device.

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  86. I am Not a Serial Killer (2016)

    Nonviolent sociopath? Been telling people this interminably.

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  87. The Lamp (1987)

    Makes Wishmaster look like… Wishmaster, I guess.

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  88. The Babadook (2014)

    JB was right, this one is special

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  89. Wrong Turn (2003)

    How is Eliza's tank staying so clean?

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  90. Urban Legend

    Proof that Jared Leto was once normal.

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  91. Leatherface (2017)

    Why, why, why, why was this made?

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  92. Night of of the Seagulls (1975)

    It's Straw Dogs, but with templar zombies?

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  93. The Burning (1981)

    Campfire story scene accurately describes movie's producer.

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  94. The Final Girls (2015)‬
    This is funny! Wait, why'm I crying?

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  95. American Psycho (2000)

    Social thriller or cocaine induced yuppie horror?

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  96. Stir of Echoes:

    I would have rather been raped instead

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  98. House of Wax (2005)

    Paris Hilton is definitely no Janet Leigh.

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  99. The Faculty (1998)

    I forgot Elijah Wood was a teenager

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  100. Halloween (1978)

    This movie is slowly growing on me.

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    1. or
      Darn teenagers, always stealing knives and rope.

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