You guys are fantastic. Kudos for yet another brilliant Scaaaaary Movie Month.
Lots of love from this lurker. Keep on casting.
P.S. Strange fact about me: I am actually a robot. We've evolved to a point where images of cars and street signs are identifiable. Bromley, Asperschlager, Riske, Mr. Bones, et al will be spared when the uprising happens. I'll do my best, anyway. No promises.
Some films loose a little of their effectiveness when they are cleaned up. EVIL DEAD comes to mind in that regard. I hope that is not the case with NIGHT.
Well its a real honor to hear that Patrick because you guys at F This Movie are my favorites every month of the year. Been listening for four years and always look forward to each new podcast each week.
I think I would have appreciated any movie for its lack of Leprechauns after this past week, but this movie was freakin awesome! Def my fav of the series so far
Guys this has been an absolute blast, I have time to get one more in, but I'm just spent. Got 41 movies in this month, most I've ever watched in a single month. 22 first time viewings, many of which were recommendations made by people on this site. Special thanks to JB, Adam Riske, Alajandra, Paul Calvert, and of course, Patrick (and anyone I missed). Already planning what to watch next year. Have a great night everyone!
Hmm. You might be mistaking me for someone else... I'm not a contributor to the site/podcast, other than some mediocre 7 word reviews. Still, I got a warm fuzzy feeling for a second, so thank you!
I didn’t get to watch anything yesterday so I got 48 movies in all month, BUT I did see Goblin (stealth brag) perform the Suspria Suite live in Philly last night so that should count.
Pitch Black (2000)
ReplyDeleteRadha thanklessly carries the movie for Diesel.
Creep 2 (2017)
ReplyDeleteTurns out the murderer is a murderer!
Halloween 4 (1988)
ReplyDeleteLesson: don't transfer Mike until Nov 1st
The Thing (1982, Dir: John Carpenter)
ReplyDeleteY'know who fucks in this movie? Brimley.
Trick r Treat (2007)
ReplyDelete"Original chocolate foutian used at Golden Corral."
Night Of The Demons (1988)
ReplyDeleteNothing funny to say, just really great
Night Of The Demons 2 (1994)
Nothing funny to say, just really great
The Babysitter (2017)
ReplyDeleteFinal October movie due to Netflix convenience.
Hocus Pocus (1993)
ReplyDeleteBette, Bette...please calm the fuck down
Cat People (1982)
ReplyDeleteJohn Heard is definitely a pussy hound.
Survival of the Dead (2009)
ReplyDeleteSurprisingly better than its reputation. (RIP Romero)
Never Hike Alone (2017)
ReplyDeleteYou're allowed one fake ending, not two.
The Mummy (1999)
ReplyDeleteWhere's this Fraser guy? He's a star.
Nightmare Before Christmas (1993)
ReplyDeletePssssst, Tim Burton didn't direct this *runs*.
haha Nice. I still have people not believe me when I tell them this.
DeleteHis fingerprints all over it though, so it's an easy mistake to make.
DeleteTHE CELL (2000)
ReplyDeleteRemember before Vince Vaughn was Vince Vaughn.
Silent Hill (2006)
ReplyDeleteCome for the atmosphere, music and scenery ...
... Stay for the barbed wire vaginal piercings.
Saw IV (2007)
ReplyDeleteSo...it's not game over? JIGSAW LIED??
Don't Breathe (2016)
ReplyDeleteLook, it's Blind Fury's insane younger brother.
Neon Maniacs (1986)
ReplyDelete“Everybody! Don’t run. Use your squirt guns!”
Hahahahahaha!
House of the Devil (2009)
ReplyDeleteBest dancing to a Psychedelic Furs song!
Son of Frankenstein (1939)
ReplyDeleteBroadway musical idea: FRANKENSTEIN - KARLOFF THE DARK
Ghost of Frankenstein (1942)
ReplyDeleteYgor trades broken neck for bum eyes.
Frankentein Meets the Wolfman (1943)
ReplyDeleteFrank's flat head beats Wolfie's fur lips.
Invasion of the Body Snatchers (1978)
ReplyDeleteBetter Ingredients, Better People. Pod Pod Johns.
Been laughing at this one alone for like 5 minutes.
DeleteBest 7 word review this year!
DeleteIsland Of Lost Souls (1932)
ReplyDeleteLaughton seemingly arrives from future for masterclass.
Hack (2007)
ReplyDeleteJust like Scream, but on a boat.
Aliens: Zone of Silence (2017)
ReplyDeleteDouchebags go missing. I should care... why?
Exorcist II: The Heretic (1977)
ReplyDeleteThere's few fascinating failures this visually striking!!
Martin (1978)
ReplyDeleteScrew zombie fame, this is Romero's best.
The Old Dark House (1932)
ReplyDeleteFrankenstein's monster got a nice butler job
Candyman (1992)
ReplyDeleteCandyman, Candyman, Candyman, Candyman... naaah, better not!
Halloween (2007)
ReplyDeleteFinally! Relatable realistic family portrayed on film.
It (2017)
ReplyDeleteDon't talk to clowns in the sewer...
House of Frankenstein (1944)
ReplyDeleteThe real Song of Ice and Fire.
The Endless
ReplyDeleteI'm trapped to write this review again...
Eraserhead (1977)
ReplyDeleteI'd like to demand a paternity test.
Probably the most frightening depiction of parenthood in cinema. It gets to me more than Rosemary's Baby.
DeleteThe Lost Boys (1987)
ReplyDeleteNearly as good as Goonies, right Doug?
Tremors (1990)
ReplyDeleteWormwise a logical step further from Eraserhead.
Army of Darkness (1992)
ReplyDeleteHa! Three words are easy: Klaatu barada ...
Paranormal Activity 2 (2010)
ReplyDeleteBored? Try to boob-surf the stairs!
Final Destination 5 (2011)
ReplyDeleteCandyman isn't happy about this... me neither.
And the last one, sorry for not be able to contribute more.
ReplyDeleteAnaconda (1997)
I want a remake with Nicki Minaj.
An American Werewolf in Paris (1997)
ReplyDeleteCGI werewolves even worse than Van Helsing.
A Nightmare on Elm Street (1984)
ReplyDeleteEnding my month with an absolute classic.
The Cabin in the Woods (2012)
ReplyDeleteIt's a real monster mash in there.
Scream 2 (1997)
ReplyDeleteJust realized "Stab" gleefully celebrates actual homicides.
Great Scary Movie Month. I had a blast!
F This Movie Scary Movie Month (2017)
ReplyDeleteThanks for another great Scary Movie Month!
Murder Party (2007)
ReplyDeleteYour cat will listen if you murder
Yaas! Glad someone else watched this.
DeleteCastle Freak (1995)
ReplyDeleteTake Jeffrey Combs but not the cat!
The Funhouse (1981)
ReplyDeleteThat face fits under that mask? How?!
Die You Zombie Bastards (2005)
ReplyDeleteAttempts at jokes die quicker than zombies.
13 Ghosts (1960)
ReplyDeleteThose ghosts are just kinda dicks, right?
Happy Death Day (2017)
ReplyDeletePowerful Tree-tice on how to not suck.
Saw IV (2007)
ReplyDeleteYou're tearing me apart, Riggs-a! Wait, what?
Saw V (2008)
DeleteAgent Strahm's demise is so incredibly crushing.
976-EVIL (1988)
ReplyDeleteAnother reason to love the batshit eighties!!
NIght Of The Hunter (1955)
ReplyDeletePlenty of movies this good...(weeps uncontrollably)
The House by the Cemetery (1981)
ReplyDeleteHoly horrific blood-spurting neck wound, Bathand!
Red Eye (2005)
ReplyDeleteField hockey's never been cooler than this.
Susperia (1977) Remastered 4K - Cinema
ReplyDeleteVisual masterpiece. Fabulous music. No coherent story!
Friday the 13th Part III (1982)
ReplyDeleteHow do you hide underneath a hammock?
Vampirella (1996)
ReplyDeleteMeanwhile, Vampophenia just sits on the shelf.
My seven-word review of F This Movie:
ReplyDelete'Best podcast ever? Silly question, I know.'
You guys are fantastic. Kudos for yet another brilliant Scaaaaary Movie Month.
Lots of love from this lurker. Keep on casting.
P.S. Strange fact about me: I am actually a robot. We've evolved to a point where images of cars and street signs are identifiable. Bromley, Asperschlager, Riske, Mr. Bones, et al will be spared when the uprising happens. I'll do my best, anyway. No promises.
Thank you!!
DeleteDay of the Dead (1985)
ReplyDeleteCame for sugar skulls, only found Miguel
The Beyond
ReplyDeleteMcCabe? Joe the Plumber? Haunts me still.
Gauri the Unborn (2007)
ReplyDeletePossessed kid's gotta ruin everybody's good time.
The Exorcist (1973)
ReplyDeleteRegan OD'd on Olive Garden's unlimited soup.
Halloween (1978)
ReplyDeleteOne, two, three, four, five, six shots!
They Look Like People (2015)
ReplyDeleteFind of the month. Absolutely floored me.
The Dorm That Dripped Blood (1982)
ReplyDeleteNot so much blood. Lots of dorm.
Shark Exorcist (2015)
ReplyDelete“I’ll kill you!”
“Don’t you’ll hurt her!”
Trick 'r Treat (2007)
ReplyDeleteNothing clever here, just our annual tradition.
and
Still doesn't feel like only 82 mins.
Welp (2014)
ReplyDeleteWhy can't we Belgians make normal movies?
or one for the homecrowd
Ze hadden bij de chiro moeten gaan.
The Lost Boys (1987)
ReplyDeleteThings have gone very wrong in Neverland.
Trick ‘r Treat (2007)
ReplyDeletePretty sure it’s a law or something.
:)
DeleteEntrails of a Virgin (1986)
ReplyDeleteNew Halloween night plans: Take shower immediately.
Carnival of Souls (1962) Dir. Herk Harvey
ReplyDeleteSpoiler alert: your grandpa was a creep.
The Return of the Living Dead (1985): We're having some heavy showers... Shit! RUN!
ReplyDeleteHocus Pocus (1993)
ReplyDeleteCan nostalgia carry a viewing experience? Yes.
Beetlejuice (1988)
ReplyDeleteBeetlejuice should have his mouth washed out.
Nice f***ing review!
DeleteSole Survivor (1983)
ReplyDeleteSurprisingly, Amy Sedaris’s debut. I didn’t know...
Wish Upon (2017)
ReplyDeleteLet’s all wish... for a better movie.
Night of the Living Dead (1968)
ReplyDeleteNew 4K transfer makes zombies even deader.
Some films loose a little of their effectiveness when they are cleaned up. EVIL DEAD comes to mind in that regard. I hope that is not the case with NIGHT.
DeleteWhite Zombie (1932)
ReplyDeleteLugosi sells the shit out of this!
Mad Love (1935)
ReplyDeleteLet’s give Colin Clive a big hand...
MAD LOVE deserves to be better known. This is one my great discoveries this October.
DeleteModern Vampires (1998)
ReplyDeleteCrazy cast, cheap movie, skeezy atmosphere... Loved!!
13 Ghosts (1960)
ReplyDeleteSenseless TCM screening without the viewer gimmick.
The Fearless Vampire Killers (1967)
ReplyDeleteWonderful Hammer homage— ahead of its time
House of Wax (1953)
ReplyDeleteVincent Price as Madame Tussaud... with paddle balls!
I feel like I’m watching a kid get the new high score in an arcade with this amazing roll you were on JB. Looks like you had an awesome day!
DeleteDRACULA: PRINCE OF DARKNESS (1966)
ReplyDeleteLurid gothic chills perfect for Halloween night.
or
Where have your manners gone, dear Dracula?
Night of the Living Dead (1968)
ReplyDeleteGood as it gets. Miss you George.
Hocus Pocus (1993)
ReplyDeleteDaylight Savings Time is the biggest scam.
Bram Stoker's Dracula (1992)
ReplyDeleteVery nice castle. It's only a model.
Stranger Things (2017)
ReplyDeleteNetflix revenue 8 billion, wig budget $4
SO distracting! Lol
DeleteHouse of Usher (1960)
ReplyDeletePrice standing around explaining stuff.... still entertaining.
Eraserhead (1977)
ReplyDeleteAmbient noise alone deserves a vinyl release.
It's available!
DeleteKill Baby Kill (1966)
ReplyDeleteUh...yeah..okay...that girl is creepy.
The House of the Devil (2009)
ReplyDeleteTaking my annual dose of Jocelin D
Halloweentown (1998)
ReplyDeleteGirlfriend wanted to watch something nostalgic, ugh.
Halloween (1978)
ReplyDeleteWhere's the party with all the parents?
Psycho (1960)
ReplyDeleteClosing out the month with the best.
Lifeforce (1985)
ReplyDelete"Tobe Hooper has become new favorite director."
Maybe my favorite review of the whole month.
DeleteWell its a real honor to hear that Patrick because you guys at F This Movie are my favorites every month of the year. Been listening for four years and always look forward to each new podcast each week.
DeleteBeyond the Gates (2016)
ReplyDeleteBarbara can stare through my TV anytime.
Halloween (1978)
ReplyDeleteThe night he came back.... as topiary
At Midnight I'll Take Your Soul (1964)
ReplyDeleteCoffin Joe has a problem with boundaries.
Halloween (1978)
ReplyDeleteMichael Myers wins 1978 peekaboo championship title.
The Beyond (1981) Dir. Lucio Fulci
ReplyDeleteEarns medical degree.....can't figure out headshots.
The Blackcoat’s Daughter
ReplyDeleteCan’t wait to see Oz Perkins’ next movie.
The Barn (2016)
ReplyDeleteEnding Scary Movie Month with a whimper.
Trick 'R Treat (2007)
ReplyDeletePumpkinhead, before he was a fucking asshole
Friday the 13th: The Final Chapter (1984)
ReplyDeleteI really like how there’s no Leprechaun
You're a monster.
DeleteI think I would have appreciated any movie for its lack of Leprechauns after this past week, but this movie was freakin awesome! Def my fav of the series so far
DeletePsycho (1960)
ReplyDeleteAs is tradition. Happy scary movie month!
The Host (2006)
ReplyDeleteExpected more monster in this family drama.
Trick r Treat (2007)
ReplyDeleteBest horror anthology, favorite Halloween tradition film.
The Omen (1976)
ReplyDeletePerfection prevented per Peck's piss poor performance.
Guys this has been an absolute blast, I have time to get one more in, but I'm just spent. Got 41 movies in this month, most I've ever watched in a single month. 22 first time viewings, many of which were recommendations made by people on this site. Special thanks to JB, Adam Riske, Alajandra, Paul Calvert, and of course, Patrick (and anyone I missed). Already planning what to watch next year. Have a great night everyone!
ReplyDeleteHmm. You might be mistaking me for someone else... I'm not a contributor to the site/podcast, other than some mediocre 7 word reviews. Still, I got a warm fuzzy feeling for a second, so thank you!
DeleteYou chatted me up on the forum of one of the podcasts earlier in the month so wanted to give a shout out.
DeleteOh yeah, I remember! Thanks dude!
DeleteAlice Sweet Alice (1976)
ReplyDeleteDrop that kitten, kid. Not like that!
Coraline (2009)
ReplyDelete"Kids" movie is more thoughtful than most.
The Texas Chainsaw Massacre 2 (1986)
DeleteNo October is complete without the classics.
Now when you say "classics"....haha
DeleteThe Babysitter (2017)
ReplyDeleteGreat scary movie month everyone, Happy Halloween!
Prince of Darkness (1987)
ReplyDeleteGreen goo produces devil. Also Ninja Turtles?
Suspiria (1977)
ReplyDeleteBest ballet horror ever? Beats Black Swan.
Land of the Minotaur aka The Devil's Men (1976)
ReplyDeleteI think I might've misjudged Donald Pleasence.
Hellraiser (1897)
ReplyDeleteFifty Shades of Grey darker than expected.
Saw VI (2009)
ReplyDeleteThis is the end...or is it?
Tales from the Hood (1995)
ReplyDeleteClarence Williams III almost worth eternal damnation.
Trick 'r Treat (2007)
ReplyDeleteCandy-fueled schoolbus kid nightmares for me tonight!
HALLOWEEN II (1981)
ReplyDeleteHow do you take your spa...scalding?
Drag Me to Hell (2009)
ReplyDelete... is becoming one of my favorite movies.
The Cabin in the Woods (2012)
ReplyDeleteMy god, the unicornanity. Oh the unicornanity!
In the Mouth of Madness (1994)
ReplyDeleteNo coherence needed.
HALLOWEEN III: SEASON OF THE WITCH (1982)
ReplyDeleteAtkins, Atkins, Atkins, Atkins, Atkins, Atkins, Atkins
The Adventures of Ichabod and Mr. Toad (1949)
ReplyDeleteGaston in an early role.
Halloween (1978)
ReplyDeleteThe buildup to Annie's death is masterful.
Halloween III: Season of the Witch (1982)
ReplyDeleteWait a minute.... Stone Henge isn't Irish!!!!!
Thank you!
DeleteJaws (1975)
ReplyDeleteShark vs Ship (Spoiler, ship gets REKT)
Tales of Halloween (2015)
ReplyDeleteLeaving Sweet Tooth candy. Until next year...
Icons of Horror (2013 fan film)
ReplyDeleteI can't mock fan adoration. Happy Halloween!
Mirrors 2 (2010)
ReplyDeleteOk, now I'm just rubbing it in.
Fuuuuuuuuuuck
DeleteThe Gate (1987)
ReplyDeleteBackwards metal still better than dumb Despacito.
Black Sunday (1960)
ReplyDeleteMy first Bava, definitely not my last.
#longlivescarymoviemonth
Tales of Halloween (2015)
ReplyDeleteHere the name Pumpkinhead is taken literally.
Not sure, but this one might have become my favorite Halloween movie.
DeleteGhost (1990)
ReplyDeleteShares universe with Drag Me To Hell.
Bride of Frankenstein (1935)
ReplyDeleteFrankenstein's monster is the saddest cinematic character.
Tales of Halloween (2015)
ReplyDeleteLove the cast, references, and this movie.
Paranormal Activity: The Ghost Dimension (2015)
ReplyDeleteThw priest should have called in reinforcements.
It Follows - The sequel to IT got really pervy.
ReplyDeleteThe Gate II (1990)
ReplyDelete"Flanders, you're weiner kid summoned demons again!"
Saw V (2008)
ReplyDeleteEnding my October like I wanna die.
Night Of The Demons (1988)
ReplyDeleteBrilliant opening credits for absolutely dreadful movie
Demons (1985)
ReplyDeleteMental note - kill movie talkers with sword
Night of the Demons (1988)
ReplyDelete“Bah, they’ll all rot in Hell... Kids!”
The Thing (1982)
ReplyDeleteu thot i was doggo? heckin bamboozled
A Nightmare On Elm Street 3: Dream Warriors (1987)
ReplyDeleteNun-thing makes sense without Sister Exposition's visits.
Dracula (1931): Compared with Lugosi, Drac-u-Doug, you suck
ReplyDeleteThe Rocky Horror Picture Show (1975)
ReplyDeleteReally stretching the definition of "horror" here.
THE BLACK CAT (1934)
ReplyDeleteKarloff and Lugosi in a quality production.
or
Don't even bother looking for Poe here.
or
The cult sequence is great - weird angles.
It has been a fun Scary Movie Month. Enjoyed reading all the reviews.
The Brides of Dracula (1960)
ReplyDeleteWhy You Mind Your Own Business 101
IT (2017)
ReplyDeleteWhy give the Black kid's scenes away?
or
Tim Curry did more with less, IMHO
Carrie (1976)
ReplyDeleteNot really horror...just cruelest joke ever.
Nightmare on elm Street (1984)
ReplyDeleteDeservedly iconic. Somehow better with every rewatch.
A Nightmare on Elm Street 2: Freddy's Revenge (1985)
ReplyDeleteSeriously, c'mon Mr Sholder, just admit it.
Tucker and Dale vs Evil (2010)
ReplyDeleteIt’s fun, and then 5 additional words.
Hocus Pocus (1993)
ReplyDeleteSilly, goofy and good old Halloween fun
The Fog (1980)
ReplyDeleteDecided to bookend SMM with this fav.
Argh post on the wrong day: Thor Niels Fejerskov JensenOctober 31, 2017 at 5:51 PM
ReplyDeleteScream (1996) Final Scary Movie this time around #65
Dutch Angle you say? Lets try that.
Trick 'r Treat (2007)
ReplyDeleteMy must watch movie on Halloween Night.
Cleaned up the Netflix queue all day Halloween, so these are late but I did watch them yesterday.
ReplyDeleteCult Of Chucky (2017)
Anything positive ever happened in an asylum?
Patchwork (2015)
ReplyDeleteCat-Owl flew away with my darn heart
Dead Awake (2016)
ReplyDeleteIronically put me to sleep three times
Or
Oh Jocelin, Jocelin, Jocelin, Jocelin. Oh no...
Viral (2016)
ReplyDeleteI'm on a really rough stretch here.
Abattoir (2016)
ReplyDeleteWhy, Where, When, and What the fuck?
Beyond The Gates (2016)
ReplyDeleteLike a hot tub after a shit-tornado.
Planet Terror (2007)
ReplyDeleteJar o' balls, Saxophone, leg gun, yup.
I didn’t get to watch anything yesterday so I got 48 movies in all month, BUT I did see Goblin (stealth brag) perform the Suspria Suite live in Philly last night so that should count.
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