Saturday, October 13, 2018

2018 Scary Movie Challenge Day 13


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  1. Twin Peaks: Fire Walk with Me (1992)

    Creamed corn is just Twin Peaks' midichlorians.

    or

    Who's more interesting: James Hurley or Snoke?

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    1. Haha, I wasn't happy with the 3rd review on my first post.

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    2. It's okay. Who's keeping track except for you-know-who? ;-)

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  2. Merian C. Cooper Moneand Ernest B. Schoedsack's KING KONG (1933, 100 min.) on DVD

    Influencing kids tossing sisters' Barbies since 1959.

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    1. Due the wordf 'tossing' and me being a Brit at 2am, this meant something very diffirent in a very disgustisting, disturbing way on first glance...

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  3. THE WITCH WHO CAME FROM THE SEA (1976, 83 min.) on Amazon Prime for the first time.

    No, seriously, how did THIS get made?

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    You needed work that desperately Dean Cundey?

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  4. Jason X (2001)

    Making the “...IN SPACE!!!” trope great again.

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  5. Exorcist II: The Heretic (1977)

    Exorcist too busy, rubbing locust demon wings.

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  6. Alien³ (1992)

    It's "We'll fix it in post"-horror.

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  7. Alien (1979)

    Much better when you know Xenomorph origins...

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  8. The Evil (1978)

    You may find some plot points... shocking.

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  9. Ouija: Origin of Evil (2016)

    Off to check for murder basement, again.

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  10. The Neon Demon (2016, Dir. Nicolas Winding Refn)

    You won't stay skinny eating like that.

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  11. A Nightmare on Elm Street (1984)

    Surprise, surprise! Johnny Depp's an unreliable boyfriend

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  12. Halloween H20: 20 years later (1998)

    Chopped, stabbed, thrown. Is he dead? Nope.

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  13. Halloween: resurrection (2002)

    Not one redeeming quality. Hope they die

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    Internet universe? Busta Rhymes? Im checking out.

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  14. Lifeforce(1985) Space vampires gave me a lifeforce semi

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  15. Hatchet (2006)

    The Human jaw tears like wet tissue

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  16. A Nightmare on Elm Street 5: The Dream Child (1989)

    Wilcox-Hassel progeny's got no velociraptor respect.

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  17. Silent Hill (2006):

    Sean Bean doesn't die!

    ...Everyone else does.

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  18. Prince of Darkness 1987 John Carpenter
    80’s mustache vs lava lamp from hell

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  19. Starry Eyes (2014)
    No show tunes? Emma Stone looks unhealthy.

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  20. Death Spa (1989, dir. Michael Fischa)

    This is why I never work out.

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  21. The Witch Who Came From the Sea (1976)
    More severed penises than my wedding night.

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  22. The Craft (1996)

    Gotta be Tunney money for a sequel

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  23. Terrified (2017)

    It's just the beasts under your bed

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  24. Monster Squad (1987)

    Dracula reminds me of myself before coffee

    or

    "Beat it, Bandage Breath" -my morning reflection.
    (both Amie)

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  25. Into The Mirror (2003)
    Does Patrick know there's an original Mirrors?

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  26. Resolution (2012)

    Alexa, Cabin in the Woods, no budget.

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  27. A Nightmare on Elm Street 2: Freddy's Revenge (1985)

    If Freddy Krueger crashed a Gatsby party.

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  28. Night of the Demons (1988)

    Every one hates each other in this.

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  29. Robot Monster (1953)

    Do the bubbles do anything? Oh...no.

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  30. Carrie (1976)
    Mrs. Poole really matured after high school

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  31. Child's Play 2 (1990)

    Toy factory repurposed for Double Dare 2000

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  32. The Mutilator (1984)

    Savini inspired kills that linger. So good.

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  33. Tetsuo: The Iron Man (1989)

    Like Ozu, except hell no it isn't.

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  34. Idle Hands (1999)

    I thought only Satanists liked Quite Riot.

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  35. Tetsuo II: Body Hammer (1992)

    I'm disappointed we didn't get gun penis.

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  36. The Boy (2016)

    Please don't forget Brahms needs his lullaby.

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  37. Stagefright: Aquarius (1987)

    Competition in theatre can be quite cutthroat.

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  38. Malevolent (2018)

    Just finished watching and barely remember it.

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  39. The Cabin in the Woods (2012)

    Proof that nothing ends well with tequila

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  40. The Texas Chainsaw Massacre (2003, dir. Marcus Nispel)

    Solid way to feel miserable this afternoon!

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  41. The Exorcist II: The Heretic (1977)

    Highlighted by Richard Burton profusely sweating gin

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  42. Tesis (1996, dir. Alejandro AmenĂ¡bar)

    My VHS shelf's also labeled "Pornography Etc."

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  43. Poltergeist (1982)

    Tobe or not Tobe, that’s the question

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  44. The Babadook (2014)
    A book is all it took
    dook

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  45. A Nightmare on Elm Street 4

    Man, why you gotta ruin meatball pizza

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  46. Most Likely To Die (2015)

    Where did he find Oddjob's graduation cap??

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  47. Death Spa (1989, dir. Michael Fischa) with FTM! commentary

    The computer does not control this review.

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  48. Train to Busan (2016)
    Roughest parenting class that's ever been taught.

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  49. Triangle (2009)

    My...angel...died...anger...WHY!..painful...sigh

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  50. Man’s Best Friend (1993)

    Like Cujo on Ambien. A Mastiff yawn.

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  51. Sint (2010)

    If Santa Claus was a huge dick.

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  52. Killer Legends (2014)

    Movies in the Park; better in Texarkana

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  53. Cain Hill (2017)


    There's nothing to see here, move on.

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  54. Silent Night Deadly Night 5:The Toymaker (1991)

    This was a blast! plus Rambo cartoon!

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  55. Halloween II (2009)

    And the horse you rode in on!

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  56. Beetlejuice (1988):

    Catherine O’Hara in League of Her Own.

    (Originally accidentally posted with 8 words...)

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  57. Husk (2011)

    I get it...cuz of the corn.

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  58. TWINS OF EVIL (1971)

    Never underestimate the seductive power of evil.
    Or
    Late Hammer vampires with a sexy twist.

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  59. The Strangers: Prey at Night (2018)

    Stealing The Fog's score is OK apparently...

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  60. The Boy (2016): Brahms playing as Brahms plays with Brahms.

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  61. Insidious (2010)

    Demon’s lair = Prince video set minus doves

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  62. The Poltergeist (1982):

    This never happened with Radioooo...Goo goo.

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  63. Cry of the Werewolf (1944)

    Policier? Romance? Mystery tale? Anything but Horror!

    OR: Perhaps the most tedious film ever made

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  64. The Lazarus Effect (2015)
    Extra large pupils is evolution's next leap.

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  65. The Bird with the Crystal Plumage (L'uccello dalle piume di cristallo) (1970, dir. Dario Argento)

    A metronome next to the bed? Saucy.

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  66. House III [aka The Horror Show] (1989)
    Hey, no Cheers cast member? What gives?!

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  67. Death Spa (1989)
    Watch as 80s hardbodies become hardbody parts.

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  68. Another Wolfcop (2016)
    "Lou Garou the only Wolfcop for you!"

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  69. Shocker (1989)

    Need something signature... LIMP! GENIUS

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  70. THE SLUMBER PARTY MASSACRE (1982)

    Should I scream or laugh? Probably laugh.
    Or
    Are drills a symbol for something here?

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  71. Psycho (1960) Dir. Alfred Hitchcock

    2018 Remake casts Jordana Brewster as Norma.

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  72. Venom (2018)

    Scary tease for sequel: Woody Harrelson's wig.

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  73. Halloween 4: The Return of Michael Myers (1988)

    Wow...so much better than I remembered!

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  74. It (2017)

    "Why don't we ever float, James?" - Moneypennywise

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  75. Dave Made a Maze (2017)
    "What is Dave a fucking wizard or!?"

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  76. Halloween (1978)

    Bodies popping out all over the place!

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  77. Drag Me to Hell (2009)
    Need a movie about the parents' cabin?

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  78. Haunters: The Art of the Scare (2018, dir. Jon Schnitzer)
    Want to go Extremity on McKamey Manor.

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  79. The Amityville Horror (2005) - Imagine James Brolin, with rock hard abs

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  80. Suspiria (1977)

    Here's Pavlo! Look how ugly he is!

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  81. Haunters: The Art of the Scare (2018)
    "McKamey boarders on becoming full blown psychopath. "

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  82. The Texas Chainsaw Massacre (1974)

    Anyone notice Sally may be the Hulk?

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  83. The Witch (2015)

    I try to live my life deliciously.

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  84. Apostle (2018) dir. Gareth Evans

    Hold your fingers extra close tonight, people.

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  85. Happy Death Day (2017)

    Murdered over and over, not ideal Birthday.

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  86. The Frighteners (1996)

    Jeffrey Combs walks away with the movie.

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  87. From Beyond

    Were these psychologists taught by Dr. Loomis?

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  88. Child's Play (1988)

    You can still turn back, Aubrey Plaza

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  89. MURDER PARTY
    Performance art is the worst.

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  90. Extremity (2018, dir. Anthony DiBlasi)

    Actually, not as extreme as I expected.

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  91. Carnival of Souls

    Missing Mary makes muddy marks. Men: "Meh"

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  92. The Texas Chainsaw Massacre 2 (1986)

    Just had such a positive…interpositive experience.

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  93. Scream 3 (2000)

    I'm the Director of all your pain.

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  94. The Witch (2015)

    This is the movie equivalent of consumption.

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  95. Eyes Without A Face (1960)

    Halloween Prequel: Story of Michael Myer's Grandmother

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  96. All The Boys Love Mandy Lane (2006)

    But why does anyone love Mandy Lane?

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  97. Apostle (2018)

    Dissapointing meal made from the finest ingredients.


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