Twin Peaks: Fire Walk with Me (1992)Creamed corn is just Twin Peaks' midichlorians.orWho's more interesting: James Hurley or Snoke?
Beaten TWICE!!! :'(
Haha, I wasn't happy with the 3rd review on my first post.
It's okay. Who's keeping track except for you-know-who? ;-)
Merian C. Cooper Moneand Ernest B. Schoedsack's KING KONG (1933, 100 min.) on DVDInfluencing kids tossing sisters' Barbies since 1959.
Due the wordf 'tossing' and me being a Brit at 2am, this meant something very diffirent in a very disgustisting, disturbing way on first glance...
THE WITCH WHO CAME FROM THE SEA (1976, 83 min.) on Amazon Prime for the first time.No, seriously, how did THIS get made?orYou needed work that desperately Dean Cundey?
I thought it was pretty good
Jason X (2001)Making the “...IN SPACE!!!” trope great again.
Exorcist II: The Heretic (1977)Exorcist too busy, rubbing locust demon wings.
Alien³ (1992)It's "We'll fix it in post"-horror.
Alien (1979)Much better when you know Xenomorph origins...
The Evil (1978)You may find some plot points... shocking.
Ouija: Origin of Evil (2016)Off to check for murder basement, again.ReplyDelete
OrSeriously, how good does this movie look!
The Neon Demon (2016, Dir. Nicolas Winding Refn)You won't stay skinny eating like that.
A Nightmare on Elm Street (1984)Surprise, surprise! Johnny Depp's an unreliable boyfriend
Halloween H20: 20 years later (1998) Chopped, stabbed, thrown. Is he dead? Nope.
Halloween: resurrection (2002)Not one redeeming quality. Hope they dieorInternet universe? Busta Rhymes? Im checking out.
Lifeforce(1985) Space vampires gave me a lifeforce semi
Hatchet (2006)The Human jaw tears like wet tissue
A Nightmare on Elm Street 5: The Dream Child (1989)Wilcox-Hassel progeny's got no velociraptor respect.
Silent Hill (2006): Sean Bean doesn't die! ...Everyone else does.
Prince of Darkness 1987 John Carpenter80’s mustache vs lava lamp from hell
Starry Eyes (2014)No show tunes? Emma Stone looks unhealthy.
Death Spa (1989, dir. Michael Fischa)This is why I never work out.
The Witch Who Came From the Sea (1976)More severed penises than my wedding night.
The Craft (1996) Gotta be Tunney money for a sequel
Terrified (2017)It's just the beasts under your bed
In your closet?
Monster Squad (1987)Dracula reminds me of myself before coffeeor"Beat it, Bandage Breath" -my morning reflection.(both Amie)
Into The Mirror (2003)Does Patrick know there's an original Mirrors?
Resolution (2012)Alexa, Cabin in the Woods, no budget.
A Nightmare on Elm Street 2: Freddy's Revenge (1985)If Freddy Krueger crashed a Gatsby party.
Night of the Demons (1988)Every one hates each other in this.
Robot Monster (1953)Do the bubbles do anything? Oh...no.
Carrie (1976)Mrs. Poole really matured after high school
Child's Play 2 (1990)Toy factory repurposed for Double Dare 2000
The Mutilator (1984)Savini inspired kills that linger. So good.
Tetsuo: The Iron Man (1989)Like Ozu, except hell no it isn't.
....is that a good thing? I was looking at this movie as a possible.
Idle Hands (1999)I thought only Satanists liked Quite Riot.
Tetsuo II: Body Hammer (1992)I'm disappointed we didn't get gun penis.
The Boy (2016)Please don't forget Brahms needs his lullaby.
Stagefright: Aquarius (1987)Competition in theatre can be quite cutthroat.
Malevolent (2018)Just finished watching and barely remember it.
The Cabin in the Woods (2012)Proof that nothing ends well with tequila
The Texas Chainsaw Massacre (2003, dir. Marcus Nispel)Solid way to feel miserable this afternoon!
The Exorcist II: The Heretic (1977)Highlighted by Richard Burton profusely sweating gin
Tesis (1996, dir. Alejandro Amenábar)My VHS shelf's also labeled "Pornography Etc."
Poltergeist (1982)Tobe or not Tobe, that’s the question
The Babadook (2014)A book is all it tookdook
A Nightmare on Elm Street 4Man, why you gotta ruin meatball pizza
Most Likely To Die (2015)Where did he find Oddjob's graduation cap??
Death Spa (1989, dir. Michael Fischa) with FTM! commentaryThe computer does not control this review.
Train to Busan (2016)Roughest parenting class that's ever been taught.
Man’s Best Friend (1993) Like Cujo on Ambien. A Mastiff yawn.
Sint (2010)If Santa Claus was a huge dick.
Killer Legends (2014)Movies in the Park; better in Texarkana
Cain Hill (2017)There's nothing to see here, move on.
Silent Night Deadly Night 5:The Toymaker (1991)This was a blast! plus Rambo cartoon!
Halloween II (2009)And the horse you rode in on!
Beetlejuice (1988):Catherine O’Hara in League of Her Own.(Originally accidentally posted with 8 words...)
Husk (2011)I get it...cuz of the corn.
TWINS OF EVIL (1971)Never underestimate the seductive power of evil.OrLate Hammer vampires with a sexy twist.
The Strangers: Prey at Night (2018)Stealing The Fog's score is OK apparently...
The Boy (2016): Brahms playing as Brahms plays with Brahms.
Insidious (2010)Demon’s lair = Prince video set minus doves
The Poltergeist (1982): This never happened with Radioooo...Goo goo.
Cry of the Werewolf (1944)Policier? Romance? Mystery tale? Anything but Horror!OR: Perhaps the most tedious film ever made
The Lazarus Effect (2015)Extra large pupils is evolution's next leap.
The Bird with the Crystal Plumage (L'uccello dalle piume di cristallo) (1970, dir. Dario Argento)A metronome next to the bed? Saucy.
House III [aka The Horror Show] (1989)Hey, no Cheers cast member? What gives?!
Death Spa (1989)Watch as 80s hardbodies become hardbody parts.
Another Wolfcop (2016)"Lou Garou the only Wolfcop for you!"
Shocker (1989)Need something signature... LIMP! GENIUS
THE SLUMBER PARTY MASSACRE (1982)Should I scream or laugh? Probably laugh.OrAre drills a symbol for something here?
Psycho (1960) Dir. Alfred Hitchcock2018 Remake casts Jordana Brewster as Norma.
Venom (2018)Scary tease for sequel: Woody Harrelson's wig.
Halloween 4: The Return of Michael Myers (1988)Wow...so much better than I remembered!
It (2017)"Why don't we ever float, James?" - Moneypennywise
Dave Made a Maze (2017)"What is Dave a fucking wizard or!?"
Halloween (1978)Bodies popping out all over the place!
Drag Me to Hell (2009)Need a movie about the parents' cabin?
Haunters: The Art of the Scare (2018, dir. Jon Schnitzer)Want to go Extremity on McKamey Manor.
The Amityville Horror (2005) - Imagine James Brolin, with rock hard abs
Suspiria (1977)Here's Pavlo! Look how ugly he is!
Haunters: The Art of the Scare (2018)"McKamey boarders on becoming full blown psychopath. "
The Texas Chainsaw Massacre (1974)Anyone notice Sally may be the Hulk?
The Witch (2015)I try to live my life deliciously.
Apostle (2018) dir. Gareth EvansHold your fingers extra close tonight, people.
Happy Death Day (2017)Murdered over and over, not ideal Birthday.
The Frighteners (1996)Jeffrey Combs walks away with the movie.
From BeyondWere these psychologists taught by Dr. Loomis?
Child's Play (1988)You can still turn back, Aubrey Plaza
MURDER PARTYPerformance art is the worst.
Extremity (2018, dir. Anthony DiBlasi)Actually, not as extreme as I expected.
Carnival of SoulsMissing Mary makes muddy marks. Men: "Meh"
The Texas Chainsaw Massacre 2 (1986)Just had such a positive…interpositive experience.
Scream 3 (2000)I'm the Director of all your pain.
The Witch (2015)This is the movie equivalent of consumption.
Eyes Without A Face (1960)Halloween Prequel: Story of Michael Myer's Grandmother
All The Boys Love Mandy Lane (2006)But why does anyone love Mandy Lane?
Apostle (2018) Dissapointing meal made from the finest ingredients.