The Shining (1980)Jack Torrance: Portrait of the Deadliest O-Face
The Langoliers (1995)If everything poops, how do the Langoliers?
Shocking Dark (1989)No motion detector? Use a bedazzled walkman!
The Texas Chainsaw Massacre 2 (1986)Hopper’s family was killed by wooden beams?
Scream 4 (2011)Kinda want to watch the timetravel Stab
The Guest (2014, Dir. Adam Wingard)"Can't Hardly Wait" cinematic universe ends abruptly.
Earth vs the Spider (1958)Perspective is a hell of a drug.
Planet Terror (2007)Get with it. Most underrated fun ever.
Terrifier (2017)This Killer Clown will eat your face.
Ruin Me (2017)Almost as bad as last NA meeting.
Behind the Mask: The Rise of Leslie Vernon (2006) Man Bites Dog 2: Empowering that cock. orShe empower herself with cock or did she?
Deep rising (1998) Hoping for a sequel. Cthulhu: Tentacle Island.
The House that Dripped Blood (1971)Blood? Nope. Ascots and neckerchiefs? Hell yes!
The Monster Squad(1987) Wolfman has nards....the more you know.
Apostle (2018)Evans' torture/execution obsession disturbs Mel Gibson.
TerrorVision (1986)Time to put Grandpa in a home
The Addams Family (1991)Registered Dan Hedaya fan since age 9
Friday the 13th: The Final Chapter Lots of head stabs in this one.
Dawn of the Dead(1978) For this mall, everday is black friday.
Apostle (2018)Mostly boring, except for the boring part
The Endless (2018)Was Cthulhu, in the woods, with tentacles.
MARK OF THE VAMPIRE (1935)Bela and Browning back together... Much funOrWho thought Mr. Potter could be funny?
Monster in the Closet (1986)Has the best Psycho shower spoof ever.
Hello Mary Lou: Prom Night 2 (1987)Wild rocking horses couldn't drag me away
Halloween 3: Season of the Witch (1982)Doctor is great investigator, lover; absent father
The Thing (1982)When in doubt, get the flame thrower
Lake Placid (1999)This isn't a very good movie, sarcastic
Mama (2013)Chastain quits rock to raise demon kids
Dead Night (2017)Credit where it's due. This is different.
Hellraiser (1987)Comic relief? Licky Butterball and Neck Vagina.Slither (2006)Rooker and Banks deserve Oscars. And Wet-Naps.
The Strangers: Prey at Night (2018)Pool scene: total eclipse of the start.
Faust: Love of the Damned (2000):Casting Divoff as the villain? Djinn-spired choice!
A Nightmare on Elm Street 3: Dream Warriors (1987)The teardrop tattoo throws me every time
Lifeforce (1985)Really, what else could you ask for?
Identity (2003)You had me up until little Timmy.
Drag Me To Hell (2009)Beware crazy old ladies baring button gifts.
Deep Red (1975)Christmas season creeps closer up every year.
The Omen (1976)More creepy nanny and scary doggy please.
The Mangler (1995)Great atmosphere here. Pressed the right buttons.
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The VVitchThis is just considered feminism in 2018.
Pieces (1982)Local college campus hosts diverse student body.
Child's Play (1988)Villain so destroyed! No chance of sequel...
Halloween (1978)How many shots was that? six? totally
Body Melt (1993)Boy, those Aussies sure like things GOOEY.
Wicked Wicked (1973)More humor at age 56 then 11
Fright Night Part Two (1988)What is this? Another unnecessary horror sequel?
The Strangers (2008)"NO! WHY?! Why wasnt it Dee?! WHY!?"
Evil Dead II (1987)Camera terrorizes intruders, archaeologists, hillbilly, inexplicable girlfriend.
Lady in White (1988)Filmed on location in the director's subconscious.
Halloween II (1981)Michael Myers done flipped Laurie Strode's wig!
The Shallows (2016)The beach’s name? Oh, it’s Death Cove.
The Prowler (1981): Not the scariest thing in New Jersey.
Apostle (2018)Purification. The lesser known cousin of lobotomies.
Halloween 4: The Return of Michael Myers (1988)Tactless store has killer’s mask in stock.
Mandy (2018) I...I AM...I AM IRON MANDY.
The Fly (1986)Is Getz and Hart Bochner one guy?
Scanners (1981)I’ll take one giant head sofa please.
The Funhouse (1981)So do carnival’s traditionally have burlesque tents?
The Strangers: Prey at Night (2018)"Ten years later, truck still running strong."
NightbreedNot a fan of Barker. Nutty flick.
A Nightmare on Elm StreetLove when horror wasn't being all "ironic".
Dawn of the Dead (1978)Is pie off zombie's face still sanitary?
Zombie AKA Zombi 2 (1979)Hey, this isn't Day of the Dead!
Zombi 3 (1988)Thanks for the heads up, pregnant lady.
Document of the Dead (1985)Still waiting on Romero to come back.
Hellraiser (1987)The Cenobites day job is at Cinnabon.
Night of the Creeps (1986) Dir. Fred DekkerYou know Atkins fucked that gas can.
Prince of DarknessNeed Carpenter score with Peter Jason's mouth-trumpet.
The Lawnmower Man (1992)Lawnmower enthusiasts were pissed off opening night.
Dr. Jekyll vs. the Werewolf (1972)Naschy overachieves playing Hyde and the Werewolf.
Halloween 4Must fight urge to start Part 5.
I love all the collective Halloween 4 love and Halloween 5 resistance this month.
New York RipperTop three Fulci. No duck jokes here.
Chopping Mall (1986) It’s more like superimposed lazer mall really...
Horror of Dracula (1958, dir. Terrance Fisher)Also titled "Badassery of Dr Van Helsing".
Halloween 5: The Revenge of Michael Myers (1989)Such a letdown after part 4...sad
John Carpenter’s ‘The Fog’ (1980)Tom Atkins wears Spanish Fly for cologne
The Mummy’s Hand (1940)So long atmospheric dread, hello kiddie matinees.
A Nightmare on Elm Street 4: The Dream Master (1988)It’s entertaining, but it’s not dark enough
Halloween III: Season of the Witch (1982)"The one where Michael's the celebrity cameo"
Night of the Living Dead (1968)Still frame ending creates much more unsettlement.
The All New Adventures of Laurel & Hardy in 'For Love or Mummy' (1999, dir. John Cherry & Larry Harmon)Marry Ollie, Kill Stan, F. Murray Abraham.
The Blood on Satan's Claw (1971, dir. Piers Haggard)Puritans and these wigs are scary enough!
Halloween: Resurrection (2002)I wonder what the poster looked like?
Wolf (1994) Demon wolves don't need complete werewolf make-up?
Return of the Living Dead (1985)Tarman has a set of perfect teeth.
Curse of Chucky (2013)Don't invite Tommy Wiseau to a barbecue.
What We Do in the Shadows (2014)True fact: Stu really is the coolest.
Pet Sematary (1989)It's missing a Green Goblin truck cameo.
Deathbed: the Bed That Eats (1977)Fell asleep in bed watching this. Meta.
Thesis (1996)Nostalgia for VHS minus those tracking problems.