Sunday, October 14, 2018

2018 Scary Movie Challenge Day 14


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  1. The Shining (1980)

    Jack Torrance: Portrait of the Deadliest O-Face

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  2. The Langoliers (1995)

    If everything poops, how do the Langoliers?

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  3. Shocking Dark (1989)

    No motion detector? Use a bedazzled walkman!

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  4. The Texas Chainsaw Massacre 2 (1986)

    Hopper’s family was killed by wooden beams?

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  5. Scream 4 (2011)

    Kinda want to watch the timetravel Stab

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  6. The Guest (2014, Dir. Adam Wingard)

    "Can't Hardly Wait" cinematic universe ends abruptly.

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  7. Earth vs the Spider (1958)

    Perspective is a hell of a drug.

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  8. Planet Terror (2007)

    Get with it. Most underrated fun ever.

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  9. Terrifier (2017)

    This Killer Clown will eat your face.

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  10. Ruin Me (2017)

    Almost as bad as last NA meeting.

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  11. Behind the Mask: The Rise of Leslie Vernon (2006)

    Man Bites Dog 2: Empowering that cock.

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    She empower herself with cock or did she?

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  12. Deep rising (1998)

    Hoping for a sequel. Cthulhu: Tentacle Island.

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  13. The House that Dripped Blood (1971)

    Blood? Nope. Ascots and neckerchiefs? Hell yes!

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  14. The Monster Squad(1987) Wolfman has nards....the more you know.

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  15. Apostle (2018)

    Evans' torture/execution obsession disturbs Mel Gibson.

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  16. TerrorVision (1986)

    Time to put Grandpa in a home

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  17. The Addams Family (1991)

    Registered Dan Hedaya fan since age 9

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  18. Friday the 13th: The Final Chapter

    Lots of head stabs in this one.

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  19. Dawn of the Dead(1978) For this mall, everday is black friday.

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  20. Apostle (2018)

    Mostly boring, except for the boring part

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  21. The Endless (2018)

    Was Cthulhu, in the woods, with tentacles.

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  22. MARK OF THE VAMPIRE (1935)

    Bela and Browning back together... Much fun
    Or
    Who thought Mr. Potter could be funny?

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  23. Monster in the Closet (1986)

    Has the best Psycho shower spoof ever.

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  24. Hello Mary Lou: Prom Night 2 (1987)

    Wild rocking horses couldn't drag me away

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  25. Halloween 3: Season of the Witch (1982)

    Doctor is great investigator, lover; absent father

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  26. The Thing (1982)

    When in doubt, get the flame thrower

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  27. Lake Placid (1999)

    This isn't a very good movie, sarcastic

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  28. Mama (2013)

    Chastain quits rock to raise demon kids

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  29. Dead Night (2017)

    Credit where it's due. This is different.

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  30. Hellraiser (1987)

    Comic relief? Licky Butterball and Neck Vagina.


    Slither (2006)

    Rooker and Banks deserve Oscars. And Wet-Naps.

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  31. The Strangers: Prey at Night (2018)

    Pool scene: total eclipse of the start.

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  32. Faust: Love of the Damned (2000):

    Casting Divoff as the villain? Djinn-spired choice!

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  33. A Nightmare on Elm Street 3: Dream Warriors (1987)

    The teardrop tattoo throws me every time

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  34. Lifeforce (1985)

    Really, what else could you ask for?

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  35. Identity (2003)

    You had me up until little Timmy.

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  36. Drag Me To Hell (2009)

    Beware crazy old ladies baring button gifts.

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  37. Deep Red (1975)

    Christmas season creeps closer up every year.

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  38. The Omen (1976)

    More creepy nanny and scary doggy please.

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  39. The Mangler (1995)

    Great atmosphere here. Pressed the right buttons.

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  41. The VVitch
    This is just considered feminism in 2018.

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  42. Pieces (1982)

    Local college campus hosts diverse student body.

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  43. Child's Play (1988)

    Villain so destroyed! No chance of sequel...

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  44. Halloween (1978)

    How many shots was that? six? totally

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  45. Body Melt (1993)

    Boy, those Aussies sure like things GOOEY.

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  46. Wicked Wicked (1973)

    More humor at age 56 then 11

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  47. Fright Night Part Two (1988)

    What is this? Another unnecessary horror sequel?

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  48. The Strangers (2008)
    "NO! WHY?! Why wasnt it Dee?! WHY!?"

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  49. Evil Dead II (1987)

    Camera terrorizes intruders, archaeologists, hillbilly, inexplicable girlfriend.

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  50. Lady in White (1988)

    Filmed on location in the director's subconscious.

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  51. Halloween II (1981)

    Michael Myers done flipped Laurie Strode's wig!

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  52. The Shallows (2016)
    The beach’s name? Oh, it’s Death Cove.

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  53. The Prowler (1981):

    Not the scariest thing in New Jersey.

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  54. Apostle (2018)

    Purification. The lesser known cousin of lobotomies.

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  55. Halloween 4: The Return of Michael Myers (1988)
    Tactless store has killer’s mask in stock.

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  56. Mandy (2018)
    I...I AM...I AM IRON MANDY.

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  57. The Fly (1986)

    Is Getz and Hart Bochner one guy?

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  58. Scanners (1981)

    I’ll take one giant head sofa please.

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  59. The Funhouse (1981)

    So do carnival’s traditionally have burlesque tents?

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  60. The Strangers: Prey at Night (2018)
    "Ten years later, truck still running strong."

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  61. Nightbreed

    Not a fan of Barker. Nutty flick.

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  62. A Nightmare on Elm Street

    Love when horror wasn't being all "ironic".

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  63. Dawn of the Dead (1978)

    Is pie off zombie's face still sanitary?

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  64. Zombie AKA Zombi 2 (1979)

    Hey, this isn't Day of the Dead!

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  65. Zombi 3 (1988)

    Thanks for the heads up, pregnant lady.

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  66. Document of the Dead (1985)

    Still waiting on Romero to come back.

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  67. Hellraiser (1987)

    The Cenobites day job is at Cinnabon.

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  68. Night of the Creeps (1986) Dir. Fred Dekker

    You know Atkins fucked that gas can.

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  69. Prince of Darkness

    Need Carpenter score with Peter Jason's mouth-trumpet.

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  70. The Lawnmower Man (1992)

    Lawnmower enthusiasts were pissed off opening night.

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  71. Dr. Jekyll vs. the Werewolf (1972)

    Naschy overachieves playing Hyde and the Werewolf.

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  72. Halloween 4

    Must fight urge to start Part 5.

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  73. New York Ripper

    Top three Fulci. No duck jokes here.

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  74. Chopping Mall (1986)

    It’s more like superimposed lazer mall really...

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  75. Horror of Dracula (1958, dir. Terrance Fisher)

    Also titled "Badassery of Dr Van Helsing".

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  76. Halloween 5: The Revenge of Michael Myers (1989)

    Such a letdown after part 4...sad

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  77. John Carpenter’s ‘The Fog’ (1980)

    Tom Atkins wears Spanish Fly for cologne

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  78. The Mummy’s Hand (1940)

    So long atmospheric dread, hello kiddie matinees.

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  79. A Nightmare on Elm Street 4: The Dream Master (1988)

    It’s entertaining, but it’s not dark enough

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  80. Halloween III: Season of the Witch (1982)

    "The one where Michael's the celebrity cameo"

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  81. Night of the Living Dead (1968)

    Still frame ending creates much more unsettlement.

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  82. The All New Adventures of Laurel & Hardy in 'For Love or Mummy' (1999, dir. John Cherry & Larry Harmon)

    Marry Ollie, Kill Stan, F. Murray Abraham.

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  83. The Blood on Satan's Claw (1971, dir. Piers Haggard)

    Puritans and these wigs are scary enough!

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  84. Halloween: Resurrection (2002)

    I wonder what the poster looked like?

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  85. Wolf (1994)

    Demon wolves don't need complete werewolf make-up?

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  86. Return of the Living Dead (1985)
    Tarman has a set of perfect teeth.

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  87. Curse of Chucky (2013)
    Don't invite Tommy Wiseau to a barbecue.

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  88. What We Do in the Shadows (2014)
    True fact: Stu really is the coolest.

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  89. Pet Sematary (1989)
    It's missing a Green Goblin truck cameo.

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  90. Deathbed: the Bed That Eats (1977)
    Fell asleep in bed watching this. Meta.

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  91. Thesis (1996)

    Nostalgia for VHS minus those tracking problems.

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