Dario Argento's TENEBRE (1982, 101 min.) on DVD.OTT method of PAINting the town red!or--"Junesploitation! patron saint extraordinaire John Saxon?"--"Here."
The Grudge (2004)Not one scene without a jump scare?!orThe Ring's try hard American remake sibling
TROLL 2 (1990, 95 min.) on Amazon Prime.Italians directing Utahns, what could go wrong?orGrandpa Seth, the other (dead) white meat.
Candyman (1992, Dir. Bernard Rose)Candyman gets Kasi Lemmons, makes Kasi Lemonade
Terrified (2017)Could really use that extradimensional storage space.
Victor Crowley (2017)Came for Victor Crowley. Stayed for Dillon.
Critters - Mickey from MichiganMust stop singing Power of the Night
Hatchet 2 (2010)Well that ending got under my skinorSmall business owner tries to engage competition
A Dark Song (2016)All that work for a few coins
Maniac Cop (1988)“Forget it, Jake. It’s CHIN a town.”
Ghost Stories (2018)Do you think ghosts wash their hands?
HEREDITARY (2018)Damn...that really came to a head.
Re-animator (1985)First film in Hans Gruber cinematic universe
HARDWARE (1990)Robotic hand creates sexiest shower scene ever.
The Blackcoat's Daughter (2015)What a cute little bunny... HAIL SATAN !
IT (2017) If John Hughes made a horror movie...
Tragedy Girls (2017)Supposedly dark comedy but doesn't sit well.
The Nightmare Before Christmas (1993)What happens when holidays have cultural appropriation.
Haunters: The Art of the Scare (2017)A haunt that may end it all.
The Hills Have Eyes (2006)Well these mutants really aren’t the XMen
Carrie (1976)Why no one showers in locker rooms.
Predator (1987)I don't think bones work like that
Side bar, my coworker and I have a continuous debate over whether Predator is a horror movie or not. He vehemently opposes the idea but I think if there's a scene where an alien rips a spinal cord and skull from a human body then you can safely assume what you're watching is a horror movie.
SCI FI horror is definitely a thing... from the ALIEN series to HELLRAISER IV BLOODLINES, JASON X, and tons of other examples. I think you can qualify it.
Goosebumps 2: Haunted Halloween (2018, dir. Ari Sandel)The movie that Goosebumps could have been.
Silent Hill (2006, dir. Christophe Gans)There are all different types of mothers.
Night of the Demons (1988)I prefer my razors a la mode
Eraserhead(1977) Marriage gone to hell, and everything else.
The Endless (2017)Cult, commune or the worst of both?
Savageland (2017)1000% better for Len Wien's brief appearance
Willow Creek (2013)Blair Witch with bigfoot works surprisingly well
Behind The Mask: The Rise of Leslie Vernon (2006)"Paradise Lost? Found it!" Still laughing now.
Goosebumps 2: Haunted Halloween (2018)More action but less story than original.
Monkey Shines(1988) Mind melding medically manipulated monkey murders many.
Scream for Help (1984):Keep your children away from Michael Winner.
Pinocchio (1940)Not horror? Watch that Pleasure Island scene.
Desolation (2017)No, this is the other Desolation (2017)
The Prowler (1981)Stick a pitchfork in me, I’m done!
31 (2016)Zombie sees Purge, thinks: "Too touchy-feely."
Hatchet 3 (2013)Marybeth's terrible no good very bad day
The Midnight Hour (1985)I need a 1950s zombie girlfriend now.ORSeriously people, go watch this right now.
Love Massacre (1981)Couldn't this be set in Hong Kong?
Drag Me To Hell (2009)Guest starring Rip Torn and Red Buttons
Dead of Night (Deathdream) (1974)Could this be a Jacob's Ladder scenario?
Holidays (2016)Where was Oliver Stone's President's Day segment?
Vampire's Kiss (1989)This was way ickier than I expected.
A Nightmare on Elm Street 4: The Dream Master (1988)Shocking infomercial about dangers of canine UTI.
Halloween III: Season of the WitchPlease play the Silver Shamrock song more!
Lost Boys (1987)Lost Boys: Dawn of Sexy Sax Man
Sexy Sax Man's Sexy Saxagrams?!
Split (2016 - M. Night Shyamalan)Shyamalan made some bad movies beeing Dennis.p.S. I really liked this one.
Psycho II (1983)Shower scene versus shovel hit... tough call.
The Exorcist (1973):My first watch; it is still shocking.Mary Shelley's Frankenstein (1994):My sympathy stops when monster demands sex.
Hansel and Gretel: Witch Hunters (2013):Renner can’t find a franchise to lead.
What We Do In The Shadows (2014) Gonna have to Stu on this one.
Tremors (1990)Thought they smelled bad on the outside
The Devil Rides Out (1968)Devil Rode Out Alright. With Our Hearts,
The Exorcist III (1990)World's best bromance ruined by Split prequel.
Terrifier (2016)Explosive diarreah is embarrassing, but jeez! C’mon!
Day of the Dead (1985)Guns don't kill people, friendly zombies do.
Death Note (2017)Ryuk’s Notebook Now On Sale At Target.
The Lady Vampire (1959)It's opposite day for vampires! Even gender!
PRACTICAL MAGIC (1998)It's good, Ale. Boys will be boys.
Dracula (1931)"The castle? Castle Dracula???"Did I stutter?"
Creepshow 2(1987) Thanks for the thrill ride Mr Romero.
The Fly (1986) Dir. David CronenbergTransforms into irritating douche...like real flies.
The Devil's Rain (1975)The most satisfying gooey climax on film!OR Severin disc makes a good movie great.
The Greasy Strangler (2016)I'll say one thing -- it's a movie
A Dark Song (2016)Impressive slow smolder, disappointing when fully ablaze.
Halloween: The Curse of Michael Myers (Theatrical Cut) (1995, dir. Joe Chappelle)Not yet on board for the reevaluation.
Halloween 6: The Curse of Michael Myers (Producer's Cut) (1995, Joe Chappelle)Version is better, still not quite good.
Better Watch Out (2016, dir. Chris Peckover)Kevin McAllister reimagined as even bigger asshole.
I loved that movie.
You should do an episode on horror movies set at Christmas time. And do it in December. 😊
Buffy the Vampire Slayer (1992)When a blooper reel makes the film.
Scream (1996)Glad they warned about mass media early.
Trick 'r Treat (2007) You had me at rock quarry ghosts
Halloween (1978) So cleverly framed it still works.
...one word short...
So cleverly framed THAT it still works. 🙄
Cast A Deadly Spell (1991)Horror Noir is my new favorite subgenre.
Lord of Illusions (1995)See review of "Cast a Deadly Spell"
Truth or Dare (2018)Better than "Blumhouse's Never Have I Ever".
Alone in the Dark (1982) Palance, Landau, Pleasance in scenery chewing Olympics.
Chopping Mall (1986)Will somebody stop that screamin... Oh, thanks.
Cabin Fever (2002)Boy Meets Detroit Rock City Hostel Troopers
Tales From the Hood 2 (2018)Robo Patriot = managed to be scariest part
Directors Cut(2016)Most shocking scene this month, Teller speaks
Slumber Party Massacre (1982)Least efficient way to eliminaite snail infestations
The Abominable Dr. Phibes (1971)Missed opportunity at a Batman origins story.
Jennifer's Body (2009)Must be true if it's on Wikipeda.
The Pit and the Pendulum (1961, dir. Roger Corman)Poe is obsessed with burying people alive.
Indeed. He wrote several stories on the theme, most notably The Fall of the House of Usher.
The Cabin In The Woods (2010-2012)Get it? Do you get it, though?...I actually like the movie, but here...
The Texas Chainsaw Massacre 2 (1986)DJs, like suicide hotlines, can't hang up.
Truth or Dare (2017)Wonder if Heather can watch basement scene.
THE BEYOND (1981)Shot to the forehead - a terrific effect.OrThe book of Eibon seems quite rare.WALLACE AND GROMIT: THE CURSE OF THE WERE-RABBIT (2005)All the veggies are eaten...The Horror!
The Cabin in the Woods (2011)The Wonkavator now in even scarier factory.
The Changeling (1980)See Scott get harassed for no reason.
TERRIFIED (2018)Little boy blue. From rigor mortis.
FLESH FOR FRANKENSTEIN (1973)Even gall bladder deserves nice dinner first.