Dolls (1987)Punk died getting rammed into the wall.orJust give us the killer teddy movie.or"....like a doll's eyes" takes new meaning
David Gordon Green's HALLOWEEN (2018, 106 min.) in theaters for the first time.It's "Duck Dynasty" with chicks carrying guns.or Nothing beats Carpenter-supervised soundtrack in Dolby Cinema.
Boris Karloff in THE MAN THEY COULD NOT HANG (1939, 64 min.) on ConTV for the first time."Law & Order: Mad Scientist Monologuing Unit."orYoung Herbert West was Savaard's re-animated understudy.
Suspiria (1977, Dir. Dario Argento)I said skinny dipping, not SKINNY dipping.
Critters (1986)My cat's review: two hisses, one grow.
Grrrr I meanMy cat's review: two hisses, one growl.
Firestarter (1984)Golf Buggies, the worst escape option ever.
SLEEPAWAY CAMP III: TEENAGE WASTELAND (1989)Of course Bobby is a Young Republican.
Go To Hell (1999) Saying Troma’s crazy like saying water’s wet.
Friday the 13th Part VI: Jason Lives (1986)Sheriff needed: Must fold for easy storage.
Alone in the Dark (1982) My scary movie month favorite so far OrPsychiatrist Pleasence plays here parts from previous
Tag (2015)The second weirdest game of tag ever.
Halloween (2018)Graciously, Gordon Green agrees on Greers greatnessOr **Mild SPOILER**Criminally underutilized Judy Greer gets her shot
The Mansion (Le manoir) (2017, dir. Tony T. Datis)Starring the Black Phillip of wild boars.
The Plague of the Zombies (1966)Cornish voodoo violence violates Victorians before Romero.
The Prowler (1981)Well, we've got this extra army costume...
Mayhem (2017)Another appropriately literal Samara Weaving movie title
Halloween (2018)40 years of prepping finally pays off.
Do mini/limited series count? Because season 1 of Wayward Pines was supposed to be the entirety of the series and then the wanted to keep it going.Wayward Pines (2015)Matt Dillon makes a great Frankenstein's monster
Let the Right One In (2008)Good infrastructure provides excellent lighting for bloodletting.
Phantasm (1979)Post-Beatles, George Martin turned murderous mortician.
The Midnight Hour (1985, dir. Jack Bender)Like most movies, not enough Dedee Pfeiffer.
The Old Dark House (1932, dir. James Whale)Chucky chili scene ripped off Whale's potatoes.
The Night Stalker (1972, dir. John Llewellyn Moxley)Reporter wants Pulitzer. It's a major award!
PRINCE OF DARKNESS (1987) Homeless people always in John Carpenter's apocalypse...
Spring (2014)Raped by immigration, eaten by mutant, decisions.
April Fools Day (1986)Are Biff jokes considered low hanging fruit?
Phantasm II (1988, dir. Don Coscarelli)Is the chainsaw duel a Mandy homage?
John Dies at the End (2012)Ghost-handed knob job gets you in!orUnderwhelmed by Korrok. Sorry Roger, NOT impressed!
The Wicker Man (1973)Singing and burning second only to Götterdämmerung.
Halloween (2018)Guess Myers isn't subscribing to that podcast.
The Texas Chainsaw Massacre 2 (1986)Hey, lick my plate, you dog dick!
Halloween (2018)Michael missed his calling as a dentistORPodcasters with $3000? Ruined suspension of disbelief
Paranormal Activity 4 (2012)I'll look much better in three years.
Bride of Reanimator (1989)Why be subtle when you can Yuzna?
Gerald's Game (2017)'Unpopular opinion:I like my Creepers real'
Halloween (2018)Silver Shamrock still selling masks, go figureOrLove the filmmakers clearly love the original
Halloween H20: 20 Years Later (1998)“The Shape” of water! (PLEASE MURDER ME)
This might be my new favorite
Hereditary (2018)Mother Clucker with that Cake & Wake!
Silent Hill (2006)Wanted the nurses to do Thriller routine.
Body Bags (1993)“The Gas Station” is so very great!
Bram Stoker’s Dracula (1992)Gary Oldman acts the shit outta this.
Halloween (2018)I'm the last person to see this.
Phenomena (1985)Ah God damn you all to hell!
Fear Dot Com (2002) Watch first two minutes, and you’re good.
Scream Dream (1989)Great entry to the rock horror sub-genre!
Misery (1990) Dir. Rob ReinerAnnie Wilkes is every comment on YouTube.
Halloween II (2009)Some scenes are very very very good.
Creep (2014) That’s life in the new gig economy.
Halloween (1978) When horror didn't need Busta Rhymes attached.
Thank goodness we’re past that point. ;)
The Brides of Dracula (1960, dir. Terrance Fisher)Helsing is a damn superhero. It RULES.
Dont Breath (2016)"Cameron went super dark with Avatar sequel. "
Silent Hill (2006)Another restaurant unable to deliver bleu steak. OR (because of the Japanese monster design and the very good core aspects)Michelin-worthy sushi garnished with bland cheese.
Slice (2018)"A film that makes me feel old."
28 Weeks Later (2007)Best opening to a horror movie? Maybe.
Hollow Man (2000)Verhoeven's sense of wonder is ahhh icky.
Nightmare City (1980)Ultimate Groundhog Day and Newhart finale mashup.
Creepshow 2 (1987)Don’t go swimming in Reverend Meeker’s lake.
Beyond The Gates (2016)Beats trying to finish a Monopoly game.
Has anyone ever actually finished a game of Monopoly?
Hell House LLC II (2018)Completely get why this exists, but, nah.
Halloween (2018)How Michael Meyers Got His Groove Back
Son of Frankenstein (1939, dir. Rowland V. Lee)Basil Rathbone throws darts for 99 minutes.
Halloween (2018)*Minor Spoiler*Michael spares baby. I'd call that progress...
The Stepford Wives (1975) Dir. Bryan ForbesWant clean counters? Just fuck a computer.
The Cabinet of Dr Caligari (1920)Post World War One Germany well painted.
Halloween (2018)Meanwhile, Tommy's upset about Tarantula-Man movie casting.
Friday the 13th Part III (1982)Acrobatic green shirt Jason is best Jason
Re-Animator (1985): It's basically RUSHMORE, but with zombie cats.
Halloween (2007)A lot more screaming in this version.
Sleepaway Camp II: Unhappy Campers (1988) Dir. Michael A. SimpsonThe first one was longer....thicker too. ORInvested in lighting, skimped on the script.
Halloween (1978)Dr. Loomis parks in the handicap spot.
Friday The 13th:The Final Chapter (1984)The most likeable twins since Joe Crede.
Halloween (2018)My head exploded like a smashed pumpkin
The Abominable Dr. Phibes (1971, dir. Robert Fuest)No where near enough Vincent Price diologue.
Child's Play 2 (1990)Kyle is allowed to smoke after this.
Halloween (2018)Say something, I'm giving up on you...
Return of the Living Dead Part 2 (1988)So these two doing the same thing?
May (2002)That's how you make friends after college.
Attack the Block (2011)Gorilla wolves' teeth a hit at raves.
The Rocky Horror Picture Show (1975)Meat Loaf's name never been more appropriate.
Halloween H20: 20 Years Later (1998)This score is SCREAMING for The Offspring.
Terror Train (1980, dir. Roger Spottiswoode)More slashers should feature close-up magic.
The Witch in the Window (2018, dir. Andy Mitton)Um...the one with the waggity tale?
Halloween 4: The Return of Michael Myers (1988)Police station massacre was EPIC!..I assume
We Are Still Here (2015)HOT ghosts in your area need family!
Night of the Living Dead(1990) They're coming for Barbara in color now.