Friday, October 19, 2018

2018 Scary Movie Challenge Day 19


90 comments:

  1. Dolls (1987)

    Punk died getting rammed into the wall.

    or

    Just give us the killer teddy movie.

    or

    "....like a doll's eyes" takes new meaning

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  2. David Gordon Green's HALLOWEEN (2018, 106 min.) in theaters for the first time.

    It's "Duck Dynasty" with chicks carrying guns.

    or

    Nothing beats Carpenter-supervised soundtrack in Dolby Cinema.

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  3. Boris Karloff in THE MAN THEY COULD NOT HANG (1939, 64 min.) on ConTV for the first time.

    "Law & Order: Mad Scientist Monologuing Unit."

    or

    Young Herbert West was Savaard's re-animated understudy.

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  4. Suspiria (1977, Dir. Dario Argento)

    I said skinny dipping, not SKINNY dipping.

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  5. Critters (1986)

    My cat's review: two hisses, one grow.

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    1. Grrrr I mean

      My cat's review: two hisses, one growl.

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  6. Firestarter (1984)

    Golf Buggies, the worst escape option ever.

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  7. SLEEPAWAY CAMP III: TEENAGE WASTELAND (1989)

    Of course Bobby is a Young Republican.

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  8. Go To Hell (1999)

    Saying Troma’s crazy like saying water’s wet.

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  9. Friday the 13th Part VI: Jason Lives (1986)
    Sheriff needed: Must fold for easy storage.

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  10. Alone in the Dark (1982)

    My scary movie month favorite so far

    Or

    Psychiatrist Pleasence plays here parts from previous

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  11. Tag (2015)
    The second weirdest game of tag ever.

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  12. Halloween (2018)

    Graciously, Gordon Green agrees on Greers greatness

    Or **Mild SPOILER**

    Criminally underutilized Judy Greer gets her shot

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  13. The Mansion (Le manoir) (2017, dir. Tony T. Datis)

    Starring the Black Phillip of wild boars.

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  14. The Plague of the Zombies (1966)

    Cornish voodoo violence violates Victorians before Romero.

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  15. The Prowler (1981)

    Well, we've got this extra army costume...

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  16. Mayhem (2017)

    Another appropriately literal Samara Weaving movie title

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  17. Halloween (2018)

    40 years of prepping finally pays off.

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  18. Do mini/limited series count? Because season 1 of Wayward Pines was supposed to be the entirety of the series and then the wanted to keep it going.

    Wayward Pines (2015)
    Matt Dillon makes a great Frankenstein's monster

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  19. Let the Right One In (2008)

    Good infrastructure provides excellent lighting for bloodletting.

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  20. Phantasm (1979)

    Post-Beatles, George Martin turned murderous mortician.

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  21. The Midnight Hour (1985, dir. Jack Bender)
    Like most movies, not enough Dedee Pfeiffer.

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  22. The Old Dark House (1932, dir. James Whale)
    Chucky chili scene ripped off Whale's potatoes.

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  23. The Night Stalker (1972, dir. John Llewellyn Moxley)
    Reporter wants Pulitzer. It's a major award!

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  24. PRINCE OF DARKNESS (1987)

    Homeless people always in John Carpenter's apocalypse...

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  25. Spring (2014)

    Raped by immigration, eaten by mutant, decisions.

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  26. April Fools Day (1986)

    Are Biff jokes considered low hanging fruit?

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  27. Phantasm II (1988, dir. Don Coscarelli)

    Is the chainsaw duel a Mandy homage?

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  28. John Dies at the End (2012)

    Ghost-handed knob job gets you in!

    or

    Underwhelmed by Korrok. Sorry Roger, NOT impressed!

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  29. The Wicker Man (1973)

    Singing and burning second only to Götterdämmerung.

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  30. Halloween (2018)

    Guess Myers isn't subscribing to that podcast.

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  31. The Texas Chainsaw Massacre 2 (1986)

    Hey, lick my plate, you dog dick!

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  32. Halloween (2018)

    Michael missed his calling as a dentist

    OR

    Podcasters with $3000? Ruined suspension of disbelief

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  33. Paranormal Activity 4 (2012)

    I'll look much better in three years.

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  34. Bride of Reanimator (1989)
    Why be subtle when you can Yuzna?

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  35. Gerald's Game (2017)
    'Unpopular opinion:I like my Creepers real'

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  36. Halloween (2018)

    Silver Shamrock still selling masks, go figure

    Or

    Love the filmmakers clearly love the original

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  37. Halloween H20: 20 Years Later (1998)

    “The Shape” of water! (PLEASE MURDER ME)

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  38. Hereditary (2018)

    Mother Clucker with that Cake & Wake!

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  39. Silent Hill (2006)

    Wanted the nurses to do Thriller routine.

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  40. Body Bags (1993)

    “The Gas Station” is so very great!

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  41. Bram Stoker’s Dracula (1992)

    Gary Oldman acts the shit outta this.

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  42. Halloween (2018)

    I'm the last person to see this.

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  43. Phenomena (1985)

    Ah God damn you all to hell!

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  44. Fear Dot Com (2002)

    Watch first two minutes, and you’re good.

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  45. Scream Dream (1989)

    Great entry to the rock horror sub-genre!

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  46. Misery (1990) Dir. Rob Reiner

    Annie Wilkes is every comment on YouTube.

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  47. Halloween II (2009)

    Some scenes are very very very good.

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  48. Creep (2014)

    That’s life in the new gig economy.

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  49. Halloween (1978)

    When horror didn't need Busta Rhymes attached.

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  50. The Brides of Dracula (1960, dir. Terrance Fisher)

    Helsing is a damn superhero. It RULES.

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  51. Dont Breath (2016)
    "Cameron went super dark with Avatar sequel. "

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  52. Silent Hill (2006)
    Another restaurant unable to deliver bleu steak.

    OR (because of the Japanese monster design and the very good core aspects)

    Michelin-worthy sushi garnished with bland cheese.

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  53. Slice (2018)
    "A film that makes me feel old."

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  54. 28 Weeks Later (2007)

    Best opening to a horror movie? Maybe.

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  55. Hollow Man (2000)

    Verhoeven's sense of wonder is ahhh icky.

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  56. Nightmare City (1980)
    Ultimate Groundhog Day and Newhart finale mashup.

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  57. Creepshow 2 (1987)

    Don’t go swimming in Reverend Meeker’s lake.

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  58. Beyond The Gates (2016)

    Beats trying to finish a Monopoly game.

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    1. Has anyone ever actually finished a game of Monopoly?

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  59. Hell House LLC II (2018)

    Completely get why this exists, but, nah.

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  60. Halloween (2018)

    How Michael Meyers Got His Groove Back

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  61. Son of Frankenstein (1939, dir. Rowland V. Lee)

    Basil Rathbone throws darts for 99 minutes.

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  62. Halloween (2018)

    *Minor Spoiler*


    Michael spares baby. I'd call that progress...

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  63. The Stepford Wives (1975) Dir. Bryan Forbes

    Want clean counters? Just fuck a computer.

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  64. The Cabinet of Dr Caligari (1920)

    Post World War One Germany well painted.

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  65. Halloween (2018)

    Meanwhile, Tommy's upset about Tarantula-Man movie casting.

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  66. Friday the 13th Part III (1982)

    Acrobatic green shirt Jason is best Jason

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  67. Re-Animator (1985):

    It's basically RUSHMORE, but with zombie cats.

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  68. Halloween (2007)

    A lot more screaming in this version.

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  69. Sleepaway Camp II: Unhappy Campers (1988) Dir. Michael A. Simpson

    The first one was longer....thicker too.

    OR

    Invested in lighting, skimped on the script.

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  70. Halloween (1978)

    Dr. Loomis parks in the handicap spot.

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  71. Friday The 13th:The Final Chapter (1984)

    The most likeable twins since Joe Crede.

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  72. Halloween (2018)

    My head exploded like a smashed pumpkin

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  73. The Abominable Dr. Phibes (1971, dir. Robert Fuest)

    No where near enough Vincent Price diologue.

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  74. Child's Play 2 (1990)

    Kyle is allowed to smoke after this.

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  75. Halloween (2018)

    Say something, I'm giving up on you...

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  76. Return of the Living Dead Part 2 (1988)
    So these two doing the same thing?

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  77. May (2002)
    That's how you make friends after college.

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  78. Attack the Block (2011)
    Gorilla wolves' teeth a hit at raves.

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  79. The Rocky Horror Picture Show (1975)
    Meat Loaf's name never been more appropriate.

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  80. Halloween H20: 20 Years Later (1998)

    This score is SCREAMING for The Offspring.

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  81. Terror Train (1980, dir. Roger Spottiswoode)
    More slashers should feature close-up magic.

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  82. The Witch in the Window (2018, dir. Andy Mitton)
    Um...the one with the waggity tale?

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  83. Halloween 4: The Return of Michael Myers (1988)

    Police station massacre was EPIC!..I assume

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  84. We Are Still Here (2015)

    HOT ghosts in your area need family!

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  85. Night of the Living Dead(1990) They're coming for Barbara in color now.

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