HEREDITARY (2018, 127 min.) on Blu-ray.Parents and children getting along? WITCHful thinking!
JENNIFER'S BODY (2009, 102 min.) on HBOGo for the first time.The "DIABLO" is in the details... BOOYA!
Mandy (2018)Missed opportunity for Nicolas Cage vs Tiger
"Blood Rage" (1987) Dir. John GrissmerEveryone walks like it's their first time.
Nightbreed: The Director's Cut (1990, dir. Clive Barker)Maybe PEOPLE are the real monsters. Nah.
Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde (1931)Potion turns Dr. Jekyll into Geico Caveman
Blood Rage (1987)Todd escapes, so Terry kills horny teens
Murder Party (2007)Should have a color in the title.
Nice.
Murder is the color of love
Mandy (2018)"Sometimes penises just really make you laugh."
Damien: Omen II (1978)The Devil moves in mysterious ways, DamienorSomebody should do something about the crows.
Omen III: The Final ConflictDamn, Michael Corleone got nothing on Damien.
Death Spa (1989)The vodka was not in the blender.
Death Spa (1989) - with commentaryThis commentary gives us 20% more podcast
THE HAPPENING (2008)Wahlberg completely upstaged by Deschanel.....and plants.
Galaxy of Terror (1981)You had me at Sid HaigOrEnglund gets burned again
The 50 Best Horror Movies You’ve Never Seen (2014)Seen 48 of 50. Still enjoyed this.
Halloween (1978)Best babysitter killer for forty years running!
The Devil’s Candy (2015)Ethan Embry’s recent rebrand has been glorious.
White Coffin (2016)They should make this into a movie.
HELLRAISER(1987)Challenging viewing.Frank keeps saying, "Don't look."
The Changeling (1980)George Scott is daddy ghost never had!
Scarecrows (1988)I'm with the Scarecrows on this one
The Fury of the Wolfman (1972)Naschy is let down by lazy directing.
Hereditary (2018)Close-talker apologies always lead to a seance.They have a DIY for everything these days.
Gravy (2015, dir. James Roday)I know, you know...that they're cannibals.
Night Train to Terror (1985)God versus Satan! Come dance with me!
Death Spa (1989)Foree struts in Party City's finest jacket.
Cronos (1993) - Guillermo del ToroImmortality? Great! Side effects? Not so good!
The First Purge (2018)Meet Y'Lan Noel, your next action star
Signs (2002)Mel Gibson hates aliens too? Big surprise.
This needs to be in the podcast. It’s fucking hilarious.
*slow clap*
Elves (1989) Is Santa Zap Rowsdower's long lost brother?
Zombieland (2009)Reuben Fleischer's best movie by a mile.
Rocktober Blood (1984)More slasher movies need death by iron.
HIDEAWAY (1995)Who knew there was a CLUELESS prequel?
Tales from the hood "Hey Clarence, can you go alittle bigger?"
The Wolf Man (1941, dir. George Waggner)A towering classic, but still somehow underrated.
Cujo(1983) This is one bat shit crazy dog.
The Burbs(1989) Not a beautiful day in the neighborhood
Tales from the Hood 2 (2018)Why you gonna refry some beans, man?
Satan’s Little Helper (2004)Sadistic, psycho-Satan silently switches sweethearts swimmingly.
Death Spa w/ commentary (1989)Asparagus is now on my grocery list
Mom and Dad (2017)Nothing's working, then Lance Henriksen arrives. ...Kaboom!
Tourist Trap (1979)Unexpected: everyone goes home in the end
Blood Fest (2018)Faux-Cabin in the Woods really entertains
The Head (Die Nackte und der Satan) (1959, dir. Victor Trivas)You've a good head on her shoulders.
Grave (2016)Jacques, gnaw me like your French girls
Day of the Dead (1985)Too late, Frankenstein, Alicia's already hung up
Sole Survivor (1984)Final Destination owes these guys some money.
Tales from the Hood 2 (2018, dir. Rusty Cundieff/Darin Scott)Golly. More Creepshow 3 than Creepshow 2.
Jigsaw (2017)Everyone's dying to join Jigsaw's internship program.
Witchboard (1986)Tawny Kitaen tries fingering a Ouija Board.
HA!
Director's Cut (2016)Teller is also on the commentary track.
THEY (aka WES CRAVEN PRESENTS: THEY)Even Ethan Embry can't save this one.
Drag Me to Hell (2009) AKA: How to get ahead in banking.
Guzoo: The Thing Forsaken by God – Part I (1986)Spoiler alert: there's no part 2. Bummer.
Death Spa (1989)First review. How many words again? Damn ...
House of Wax (1953, dir. Andre de Toth)Vincent Price gets penalty for face masking.
The Murder Secret a.k.a Don't Be Afraid of Aunt Martha a.k.a Non aver paura della zia Marta (1988) Jessica Moore's shower death > Janet Leigh's.
Intruders (2015)Leverage's Parker has a freaky killer basement
The Lost Boys (1987)Holy shit, dog drop kicked a vampire!
Pet (2016)How much space does that clinic rent?
Terrifier (2010)Take IT, then remove everything that works.
Death Spa"Wait, THAT'S why we wired the showers?!"
The Thing (2011 - Matthijs van Heijningen Jr.)More budget, more loss. Learn from that!The Babysitter (2017 - McG)I hope Netflix Horror will become better.
Dracula (1931) Spiders and .....Possums...and......armadillos??Oh my?
The Ritual (2017)Good, monster less scary than Swedish Chef.
Basket Case (1982)No shrinks analyzing dreams as was promised.
Kolchak: The Night Stalker Episode 1The Ripper's shoes are eternal, too. Spooky.
No One Lives (2012)Hey Apocalypse Now homa-yyy god nice ass
The Amityvillle Horror (1979)Even without Superman Lois Lane kicks ass
Cabin in the woods (2012)Next floor certain death awaits you all.
An American Werewolf in Paris (1997)"Del Paxton? He werewolfed with Larry Talbot!"
Disconnected (1984)Just unplug the damn phone already please.
The Vampire Lovers (1970)Ingrid Pitt gets very naughty and bitey
Halloween II (2009 - Rob Zombie)Mama Myers manages main man Michael's murders.
Drag Me to Hell (2009)Grandma is all gums when we kiss.
Terrifier (2018)"Joaquin Phoenix's new Joker is fucking brutal!"
Tales from the Crypt (1972)The Crypt Keeper looks so alive here.
A Nightmare On Elm Street (1984)You forgot her SECRET coffee machine, wino.
Society (1989)What's with the asses in the front?
The Alpha Incident (1978)Martian bacteria nullified by cyanide laced host.
Terror Firmer (1999)One of the better nonToxie Troma films.
Redneck Zombies (1989)Toddler zombie is the cutest thing ever.
Dead and Buried (1981)Without irony, absolutely Jack Albertson's best role!
Beyond the Door III a.k.a Amok Train (1989)Decapitation by train that's possessed by Satan.
Long Weekend (1978)Awful Australians go on holiday by mistake.
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Vampire's Kiss (1989):For those who found American Psycho bland. orWait. Did they ever mail that contract?
Deathdream (1974) Dir. Bob ClarkMy son does not get that picture!
High Spirits (1988) Peter O'Toole stars in Lawrence of Buffoonery.
Teeth(2007) Must have missed this in health class.
The Devils Advocate(1997) Devil is hard of hearing....who knew?
Killer Workout (1987):Could have used more interstitial pelvis gyration.
It (2017)Can Drano get rid of demon clowns?
Killer Party (1986) Murder by trident well before Brick Tamland.
Terrifier (2018)In my best Bromley voice: "It's fine"
The Night Stalker (1972)Loan sharks not the only Vegas bloodsuckersOR: Character actor paradise: Oakland, Akins, Linley, Meeker...
M.F.A. (2017)No Revenge but Francesca Eastwood is amazing
Kolchak: The Night Stalker Episode 2Politely decline refreshments from voodoo madam hostesses.
Hell Fest (2018, dir. Gregory Plotkin)Can we make "Brundlefly'd" a popular term?
Needs buddy movie with Cheddar Goblin
Move over AvP...
Scream 2The sequel really isn’t ever as good.
Halloween 6: The Curse of Michael Myers (1995)Rudd talkin’ about druids gets me hot.
Hell FestIs murder included with the VIP experience?
The real villain is Gavin for getting those specific tickets. He needed an extreme haunt.
Vampire’s Kiss (1988)Peter signed Alva up for Running Man.
The Last House on the Left (1972) (Arrow - Unrated Cut)Some reviews from the Special Republican Edition:"Nostalgic trip down Memory Lane" - Brett Kavanaugh"Boys will be boys!" - Typical Trump Voter"Both sides' stories seem credible." - Some Asshole
Night of the Living Dead (1968)God damn it, Judy. God damn it.
Hellraiser III: Hell on Earth (1992, dir Anthony Hickox)Horror's dream team: Dax and Mrs. Nucci.
Nice! :-)
The Exorcist (1973)Medical observation procedures scarier than being possessed.
Scary Movie Challenge Day II (2018, dir Patrick Bromely)110 on DAY 2?Great, more work.
The Blair Witch Project (1999)So much tension from so little action.
Halloween III: Season of the WitchOrange Blood Sugar Atkins’ ‘Stache Sex Magik
The Blair Witch Project (1999)Before irony (good) and Google Maps (bad)
The Stepfather (1987) Dir. Joseph RubenSo 80s my TV grew a mullet.
Halloween III: Season of the Witch (1982)A horror film with a Bond villain.
The Wicker Man (1975)Why I'm super scared of rural villages.
Mirrors (2008, dir. Alexandre Aja)Is this gonna be the year, Patrick?
And Now the Screaming Starts! (1973)Weren’t they just red in the face.
The Sublet (2015)Exactly what lawyers do on maternity leave!
A Quiet Place (2018)[SEES ONE]"It looks like Cloverfield!"[DIES]
A Nightmare On Elm Street (1984)Scariest part: hall monitor with Freddy voice.
The Curse of the Werewolf (1961, dir. Terence Fisher)Scary story! Kid transforms into Oliver Reed.
The VVitch (2015)Cautionary tale about perils of corn mold.
The Lost Boys (1987)Santa Carla: Mullet Capitol of the World
Halloween 4: The Return of Michael Myers (1988)Gobots-grade Shape in Tranformers-grade sequel.
Resident Evil (2002) Wait... I didn't order macho man tartare!
Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde (1941)Ingrid Bergman steals the show as Ivy.
Murder Party (2007)Ugh. Another party ruined by Macon Blair.
The Terror Within (1989)When Alien's alien's played by Rawhead Rex.
Event Horizon (1997)The Matrix stole that airlock jump catch.
The Amityville Horror (1979)True evil is stealing a library book.
SCREAM 4What if SCREAM, but META
The Ritual (2018)Where are Robert Redford and Nick Nolte?
HEREDITARY (2018, 127 min.) on Blu-ray.
ReplyDeleteParents and children getting along? WITCHful thinking!
JENNIFER'S BODY (2009, 102 min.) on HBOGo for the first time.
ReplyDeleteThe "DIABLO" is in the details... BOOYA!
Mandy (2018)
ReplyDeleteMissed opportunity for Nicolas Cage vs Tiger
"Blood Rage" (1987) Dir. John Grissmer
ReplyDeleteEveryone walks like it's their first time.
Nightbreed: The Director's Cut (1990, dir. Clive Barker)
ReplyDeleteMaybe PEOPLE are the real monsters. Nah.
Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde (1931)
ReplyDeletePotion turns Dr. Jekyll into Geico Caveman
Blood Rage (1987)
ReplyDeleteTodd escapes, so Terry kills horny teens
Murder Party (2007)
ReplyDeleteShould have a color in the title.
Nice.
DeleteMurder is the color of love
DeleteMandy (2018)
ReplyDelete"Sometimes penises just really make you laugh."
Damien: Omen II (1978)
ReplyDeleteThe Devil moves in mysterious ways, Damien
or
Somebody should do something about the crows.
Omen III: The Final Conflict
ReplyDeleteDamn, Michael Corleone got nothing on Damien.
Death Spa (1989)
ReplyDeleteThe vodka was not in the blender.
Death Spa (1989) - with commentary
ReplyDeleteThis commentary gives us 20% more podcast
THE HAPPENING (2008)
ReplyDeleteWahlberg completely upstaged by Deschanel.....and plants.
Galaxy of Terror (1981)
ReplyDeleteYou had me at Sid Haig
Or
Englund gets burned again
The 50 Best Horror Movies You’ve Never Seen (2014)
ReplyDeleteSeen 48 of 50. Still enjoyed this.
Halloween (1978)
ReplyDeleteBest babysitter killer for forty years running!
The Devil’s Candy (2015)
ReplyDeleteEthan Embry’s recent rebrand has been glorious.
White Coffin (2016)
ReplyDeleteThey should make this into a movie.
HELLRAISER(1987)
ReplyDeleteChallenging viewing.
Frank keeps saying, "Don't look."
The Changeling (1980)
ReplyDeleteGeorge Scott is daddy ghost never had!
Scarecrows (1988)
ReplyDeleteI'm with the Scarecrows on this one
The Fury of the Wolfman (1972)
ReplyDeleteNaschy is let down by lazy directing.
Hereditary (2018)
ReplyDeleteClose-talker apologies always lead to a seance.
They have a DIY for everything these days.
Gravy (2015, dir. James Roday)
ReplyDeleteI know, you know...that they're cannibals.
Night Train to Terror (1985)
ReplyDeleteGod versus Satan! Come dance with me!
Death Spa (1989)
ReplyDeleteForee struts in Party City's finest jacket.
Cronos (1993) - Guillermo del Toro
ReplyDeleteImmortality? Great! Side effects? Not so good!
The First Purge (2018)
ReplyDeleteMeet Y'Lan Noel, your next action star
Signs (2002)
ReplyDeleteMel Gibson hates aliens too? Big surprise.
This needs to be in the podcast. It’s fucking hilarious.
Delete*slow clap*
DeleteElves (1989)
ReplyDeleteIs Santa Zap Rowsdower's long lost brother?
Zombieland (2009)
ReplyDeleteReuben Fleischer's best movie by a mile.
Rocktober Blood (1984)
ReplyDeleteMore slasher movies need death by iron.
HIDEAWAY (1995)
ReplyDeleteWho knew there was a CLUELESS prequel?
Tales from the hood
ReplyDelete"Hey Clarence, can you go alittle bigger?"
The Wolf Man (1941, dir. George Waggner)
ReplyDeleteA towering classic, but still somehow underrated.
Cujo(1983) This is one bat shit crazy dog.
ReplyDeleteThe Burbs(1989) Not a beautiful day in the neighborhood
ReplyDeleteTales from the Hood 2 (2018)
ReplyDeleteWhy you gonna refry some beans, man?
Satan’s Little Helper (2004)
ReplyDeleteSadistic, psycho-Satan silently switches sweethearts swimmingly.
Death Spa w/ commentary (1989)
ReplyDeleteAsparagus is now on my grocery list
Mom and Dad (2017)
ReplyDeleteNothing's working, then Lance Henriksen arrives. ...Kaboom!
Tourist Trap (1979)
ReplyDeleteUnexpected: everyone goes home in the end
Blood Fest (2018)
ReplyDeleteFaux-Cabin in the Woods really entertains
The Head (Die Nackte und der Satan) (1959, dir. Victor Trivas)
ReplyDeleteYou've a good head on her shoulders.
Grave (2016)
ReplyDeleteJacques, gnaw me like your French girls
Day of the Dead (1985)
ReplyDeleteToo late, Frankenstein, Alicia's already hung up
Sole Survivor (1984)
ReplyDeleteFinal Destination owes these guys some money.
Tales from the Hood 2 (2018, dir. Rusty Cundieff/Darin Scott)
ReplyDeleteGolly. More Creepshow 3 than Creepshow 2.
Jigsaw (2017)
ReplyDeleteEveryone's dying to join Jigsaw's internship program.
Witchboard (1986)
ReplyDeleteTawny Kitaen tries fingering a Ouija Board.
HA!
DeleteDirector's Cut (2016)
ReplyDeleteTeller is also on the commentary track.
THEY (aka WES CRAVEN PRESENTS: THEY)
ReplyDeleteEven Ethan Embry can't save this one.
Drag Me to Hell (2009)
ReplyDeleteAKA: How to get ahead in banking.
Guzoo: The Thing Forsaken by God – Part I (1986)
ReplyDeleteSpoiler alert: there's no part 2. Bummer.
Death Spa (1989)
ReplyDeleteFirst review. How many words again? Damn ...
House of Wax (1953, dir. Andre de Toth)
ReplyDeleteVincent Price gets penalty for face masking.
The Murder Secret a.k.a Don't Be Afraid of Aunt Martha a.k.a Non aver paura della zia Marta (1988)
ReplyDeleteJessica Moore's shower death > Janet Leigh's.
Intruders (2015)
ReplyDeleteLeverage's Parker has a freaky killer basement
The Lost Boys (1987)
ReplyDeleteHoly shit, dog drop kicked a vampire!
Pet (2016)
ReplyDeleteHow much space does that clinic rent?
Terrifier (2010)
ReplyDeleteTake IT, then remove everything that works.
Death Spa
ReplyDelete"Wait, THAT'S why we wired the showers?!"
The Thing (2011 - Matthijs van Heijningen Jr.)
ReplyDeleteMore budget, more loss. Learn from that!
The Babysitter (2017 - McG)
I hope Netflix Horror will become better.
Dracula (1931)
ReplyDeleteSpiders and .....Possums...
and......armadillos??
Oh my?
The Ritual (2017)
ReplyDeleteGood, monster less scary than Swedish Chef.
Basket Case (1982)
ReplyDeleteNo shrinks analyzing dreams as was promised.
Kolchak: The Night Stalker Episode 1
ReplyDeleteThe Ripper's shoes are eternal, too. Spooky.
No One Lives (2012)
ReplyDeleteHey Apocalypse Now homa-yyy god nice ass
The Amityvillle Horror (1979)
ReplyDeleteEven without Superman Lois Lane kicks ass
Cabin in the woods (2012)
ReplyDeleteNext floor certain death awaits you all.
An American Werewolf in Paris (1997)
ReplyDelete"Del Paxton? He werewolfed with Larry Talbot!"
Disconnected (1984)
ReplyDeleteJust unplug the damn phone already please.
The Vampire Lovers (1970)
ReplyDeleteIngrid Pitt gets very naughty and bitey
Halloween II (2009 - Rob Zombie)
ReplyDeleteMama Myers manages main man Michael's murders.
Drag Me to Hell (2009)
ReplyDeleteGrandma is all gums when we kiss.
Terrifier (2018)
ReplyDelete"Joaquin Phoenix's new Joker is fucking brutal!"
Tales from the Crypt (1972)
ReplyDeleteThe Crypt Keeper looks so alive here.
A Nightmare On Elm Street (1984)
ReplyDeleteYou forgot her SECRET coffee machine, wino.
Society (1989)
ReplyDeleteWhat's with the asses in the front?
The Alpha Incident (1978)
ReplyDeleteMartian bacteria nullified by cyanide laced host.
Terror Firmer (1999)
ReplyDeleteOne of the better nonToxie Troma films.
Redneck Zombies (1989)
ReplyDeleteToddler zombie is the cutest thing ever.
Dead and Buried (1981)
ReplyDeleteWithout irony, absolutely Jack Albertson's best role!
Beyond the Door III a.k.a Amok Train (1989)
ReplyDeleteDecapitation by train that's possessed by Satan.
Long Weekend (1978)
ReplyDeleteAwful Australians go on holiday by mistake.
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ReplyDelete
ReplyDeleteVampire's Kiss (1989):
For those who found American Psycho bland.
or
Wait. Did they ever mail that contract?
Deathdream (1974) Dir. Bob Clark
ReplyDeleteMy son does not get that picture!
High Spirits (1988)
ReplyDeletePeter O'Toole stars in Lawrence of Buffoonery.
Teeth(2007) Must have missed this in health class.
ReplyDeleteThe Devils Advocate(1997) Devil is hard of hearing....who knew?
ReplyDeleteKiller Workout (1987):
ReplyDeleteCould have used more interstitial pelvis gyration.
It (2017)
ReplyDeleteCan Drano get rid of demon clowns?
Killer Party (1986)
ReplyDeleteMurder by trident well before Brick Tamland.
Terrifier (2018)
ReplyDeleteIn my best Bromley voice: "It's fine"
The Night Stalker (1972)
ReplyDeleteLoan sharks not the only Vegas bloodsuckers
OR: Character actor paradise: Oakland, Akins, Linley, Meeker...
M.F.A. (2017)
ReplyDeleteNo Revenge but Francesca Eastwood is amazing
Kolchak: The Night Stalker Episode 2
ReplyDeletePolitely decline refreshments from voodoo madam hostesses.
Hell Fest (2018, dir. Gregory Plotkin)
ReplyDeleteCan we make "Brundlefly'd" a popular term?
Needs buddy movie with Cheddar Goblin
DeleteMove over AvP...
DeleteScream 2
ReplyDeleteThe sequel really isn’t ever as good.
Halloween 6: The Curse of Michael Myers (1995)
ReplyDeleteRudd talkin’ about druids gets me hot.
Hell Fest
ReplyDeleteIs murder included with the VIP experience?
The real villain is Gavin for getting those specific tickets. He needed an extreme haunt.
DeleteVampire’s Kiss (1988)
ReplyDeletePeter signed Alva up for Running Man.
The Last House on the Left (1972) (Arrow - Unrated Cut)
ReplyDeleteSome reviews from the Special Republican Edition:
"Nostalgic trip down Memory Lane" - Brett Kavanaugh
"Boys will be boys!" - Typical Trump Voter
"Both sides' stories seem credible." - Some Asshole
Night of the Living Dead (1968)
ReplyDeleteGod damn it, Judy. God damn it.
Hellraiser III: Hell on Earth (1992, dir Anthony Hickox)
ReplyDeleteHorror's dream team: Dax and Mrs. Nucci.
Nice! :-)
DeleteThe Exorcist (1973)
ReplyDeleteMedical observation procedures scarier than being possessed.
Scary Movie Challenge Day II (2018, dir Patrick Bromely)
ReplyDelete110 on DAY 2?
Great, more work.
The Blair Witch Project (1999)
ReplyDeleteSo much tension from so little action.
Halloween III: Season of the Witch
ReplyDeleteOrange Blood Sugar Atkins’ ‘Stache Sex Magik
The Blair Witch Project (1999)
ReplyDeleteBefore irony (good) and Google Maps (bad)
The Stepfather (1987) Dir. Joseph Ruben
ReplyDeleteSo 80s my TV grew a mullet.
Halloween III: Season of the Witch (1982)
ReplyDeleteA horror film with a Bond villain.
The Wicker Man (1975)
ReplyDeleteWhy I'm super scared of rural villages.
Mirrors (2008, dir. Alexandre Aja)
ReplyDeleteIs this gonna be the year, Patrick?
And Now the Screaming Starts! (1973)
ReplyDeleteWeren’t they just red in the face.
The Sublet (2015)
ReplyDeleteExactly what lawyers do on maternity leave!
A Quiet Place (2018)
ReplyDelete[SEES ONE]
"It looks like Cloverfield!"
[DIES]
A Nightmare On Elm Street (1984)
ReplyDeleteScariest part: hall monitor with Freddy voice.
The Curse of the Werewolf (1961, dir. Terence Fisher)
ReplyDeleteScary story! Kid transforms into Oliver Reed.
The VVitch (2015)
ReplyDeleteCautionary tale about perils of corn mold.
The Lost Boys (1987)
ReplyDeleteSanta Carla: Mullet Capitol of the World
Halloween 4: The Return of Michael Myers (1988)
ReplyDeleteGobots-grade Shape in Tranformers-grade sequel.
Resident Evil (2002)
ReplyDeleteWait... I didn't order macho man tartare!
Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde (1941)
ReplyDeleteIngrid Bergman steals the show as Ivy.
Murder Party (2007)
ReplyDeleteUgh. Another party ruined by Macon Blair.
The Terror Within (1989)
ReplyDeleteWhen Alien's alien's played by Rawhead Rex.
Event Horizon (1997)
ReplyDeleteThe Matrix stole that airlock jump catch.
The Amityville Horror (1979)
ReplyDeleteTrue evil is stealing a library book.
SCREAM 4
ReplyDeleteWhat if SCREAM, but META
The Ritual (2018)
ReplyDeleteWhere are Robert Redford and Nick Nolte?