The automatic update of the site didn't happen at 3AM ET as usual, so D̶o̶u̶g̶ Dracu-Doug had to do it manually this morning. Because as "Evilspeak" has shown us, computers are evil! :-)
Myers spends year as redneck's conversation piece.
Or
So Loomis lives in the Childrens' Center?
Also, sorry if this is cheating, I couldn't find a way to make this point in seven words and I had to bring it up here: I'm now convinced that Paul Rudd's entire performance in Wet Hot American Summer is based on Mike, the douche bag boyfriend in this movie. Seriously, don't go back and watch the all of Halloween 5 because just don't, but maybe just find his scenes on YouTube or something. I swear, there are so many mannerisms and deliveries that are dead on the fucking same.
George A. Romero's LAND OF THE DEAD (2005, 93 min.) on HD-DVD.
ReplyDelete"Koopa vs. Luigi: Dawn of 1% Injustice."
Abel Ferrara's THE DRILLER KILLER (1979, 96 min.) on Amazon Prime for the first time.
ReplyDeleteWhere's vampire from "Addiction" when she's needed?
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More greasy than "Grease 1 & 2."
Posted by Doug? I hope everything's okay.
ReplyDeleteThe automatic update of the site didn't happen at 3AM ET as usual, so D̶o̶u̶g̶ Dracu-Doug had to do it manually this morning. Because as "Evilspeak" has shown us, computers are evil! :-)
DeleteWe can only hope it's a tease for a Dracu-Doug podcast tomorrow!
DeleteLord of Illusions (1995)
ReplyDeleteSam Beckett sez "ixnay on the ixnay."
The Chasing World (2008)
ReplyDeleteWish my alternate self watched this instead.
Freddy vs. Jason (2003)
ReplyDeleteStill better than most Wrestlemania main events
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The perfect horror movie for teenage me
Night of the Demons 2 (1994)
ReplyDelete"Did that lipstick go in her....?"
Mickey from Michigan
Halloween 5: The Revenge of Michael Myers (1989)
ReplyDeleteMyers spends year as redneck's conversation piece.
Or
So Loomis lives in the Childrens' Center?
Also, sorry if this is cheating, I couldn't find a way to make this point in seven words and I had to bring it up here: I'm now convinced that Paul Rudd's entire performance in Wet Hot American Summer is based on Mike, the douche bag boyfriend in this movie. Seriously, don't go back and watch the all of Halloween 5 because just don't, but maybe just find his scenes on YouTube or something. I swear, there are so many mannerisms and deliveries that are dead on the fucking same.
CROCODILE (2000)
ReplyDeleteI bet red hair dude loves Chino.
Hereditary (2018)
ReplyDeleteOkay, first rule: Don't let Gramma breastfeed.
The Purge: Election Year (2016, Dir. James DeMonaco)
ReplyDeleteNot nearly as terrifying as November 2016
Alien (1979)
ReplyDeleteWarning against ignoring women's advice since 1979.
Buffy the Vampire Slayer (1992)
ReplyDeleteCreepy man stalks schoolgirl, teaches her murder.
Happy Death Day (2017, dir. Christopher Landon)
ReplyDeleteI prefer Needlenose Ned to Douchebag Nick.
Mad Monster Party (1967)
ReplyDeleteClassic clay Karloff kicks King Kong's caboose.
Halloween (2018)
ReplyDeleteThe night she (Jamie Lee) came home.
The Manitou (1978)
ReplyDeleteShaved head Tony Curtis was weirdest part.
Final Exam (1981)
ReplyDeleteAdmittedly, didn't finish. Life's the right length.
Evil Dead (2013)
ReplyDeleteMean and cheap plus money subtracts charm.
The Haunting of Hill House (2018)
ReplyDeleteNot a movie, buuuuut my favourite movie.
Sooo gooooood. Just watched episode 6 and those long tales blew my f’ing mind!
DeleteTakes* :(
DeleteThat episode is incrediable!
DeleteThirst (2009)
ReplyDeleteObligatory "better love story than Twilight" joke.
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ReplyDeleteCity of the Living Dead (1980)
ReplyDeleteArgento: "Introducing...maggots!"
Fulci: "Hold my J&B."
Rosemary's Baby (1968)
ReplyDeleteRoman - The AARP took my baby away
Halloween (1978)
ReplyDeleteSomeone walking has never been fucking scarier
Halloween (2018)
ReplyDeleteSo solid felt like I chugged Activia
Halloween II (1981)
ReplyDeleteScariest part, Pleasance screaming, running, fumbling gun.
Re-animator (1985)
ReplyDeleteCautionary tale addressing dangers of reverse necrophilia.
Phantasm II (1988)
ReplyDeleteHouse explosion budget is through the roof
Southbound (2015)
ReplyDeleteHighway to Hell...of a good time!
Halloween (2007)
ReplyDeleteWill defend 'til the end, love hurts.
Ernest Scared Stupid (1991)
ReplyDelete"No Bono? No bueno!" -TROLL fan blog
OR
Yzma's face turn took a couple centuries
Pyewacket (2017)
ReplyDelete"Hope my daughter never black magiks me."
The Strangers: Prey At Night (2018)
ReplyDeleteNext film: Baghead writes awkward Craigslist ad.
Dead Ringers (1988)
ReplyDeleteJeremys Iron gives Genuine Class in acting.
Lifeforce (1985)
ReplyDeleteZombies? Check. Aliens? Check. Vampires? Check. Werewolves?
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ReplyDeletePrimal Rage
ReplyDeleteHey, CONVICT, why's Bigfoot need a bow?
House (1977)
ReplyDeleteLooney Tunes horror + 70s ballads = very entertaining
The Amityville Horror (1979)
ReplyDeleteFOX: Murder House Hates Christians, Loves Obama
Impressive considering Fox (let alone Fox News) didn't exist back in '79. :-D
DeleteLifeforce (1985):
ReplyDeleteStole your soul? Doesn't matter; Had sex.
Perfect review
DeleteSociety (1989):
ReplyDeleteHumanity's a beautiful melting pot, you know?
Blood and Black Lace (1964):
ReplyDeleteGotta be tough driving in that mask.
Pet Sematary (1989)
ReplyDeleteUndead toddler just won't go to bed!
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ReplyDeleteZombie (1979)
DeleteTurn your head! JUST TURN YOUR HEAD!
The Bride (1985)
ReplyDeleteMovie cares more about circus than Bride.
Motel Hell
ReplyDeleteBrett Kava...err Bruce saves the day.
The Monster Squad (1987) Dir. Fred Dekker
ReplyDeleteTonight, Dracula dies. But first...business cards.
New Nightmare (1994)
ReplyDeleteWe think therefore he is….Freddy Krueger
Malevolent (2018)
ReplyDeleteGezzz…that didn’t work out very well.
Twins of Evil (1971, dir. John Hough)
ReplyDeleteConfused on where film stands on religion...
Halloween (1978)
ReplyDeleteMaybe police should've warned public about murderer...
Pumpkinhead (1988)
ReplyDeleteRevenge is such an ugly looking dude
Lord of Illusions (1995)
ReplyDeleteOpening scene features a baboon. I'm sold.
Creep (2014)
ReplyDeleteJust two guys and camera...yet brilliant?
Sleepaway Camp (1983)
ReplyDeleteSome of the best young performances ever!
Howling II (1986)
ReplyDeleteFor a porno, it’s not half bad!
Or
Maybe just watch post credits on loop?
The Shining (1980)
ReplyDeleteDue respect Lloyd, Jack Daniel's isn't bourbon.
Child's Play (1988)
ReplyDeleteDidn't take Andy for a Doors fan.
Puppet master III: Toulon’s Revenge 3 (1991)
ReplyDeleteYou can’t go wrong with evil Nazis.
Halloween: H40 (2018)
ReplyDelete...maybe umbrella mental patient gets prequel film...
A Nightmare on Elm Street 3: Dream Warriors (1987)
ReplyDeleteTen arm holes but only eight syringes.
The Burning (1981)
ReplyDeleteArt Vandelay, camp counselor. There WAS shrinkage
The Mummy (1932)
ReplyDeleteStill Karloff and on about this one.
Angst (1983)
ReplyDeleteThanks, Shock Waves! Next up, Cannibal Holocaust?
Prince of Darkness
ReplyDeleteYou’re receiving this review as a dream.