Spider Baby or, The Maddest Story Ever Told (1967)
Typical lingerie dance when visiting creepy mansion.
Because "After a dinner of baked cat carcass and cockroaches, I like to go to my spooky bedroom, dress up like Frankenfurter, and dance alluringly to no one (except my feral nephew who is likely watching from inside the dumbwaiter.)" is more than seven words. Holy shit, this movie is completely bananas and might be the best thing I have seen all Scary Movie Month! Seek it out if you haven't seen it. Complete recommend!
Spider Baby is a great example of all the elements of a film coming together. The tone is perfect, balancing the creepiness with the comedy. The casting is probably the biggest reason for that.
FRIDAY THE 13th (1980, 95 min.) on DVD.
ReplyDelete"Mrs. Vorhees Lives! Weekday afternoons on Buzzr!"
Beetlejuice (1988)
ReplyDeleteLydia was every sad boy's first crush.
or
Whoever controls the spice controls the afterlife.
PSYCHOS IN LOVE (1987, 88 min.) on Amazon Prime for the first time.
ReplyDeleteLooks/feels/sounds Troma, but smart/hilarious.
or
Must eat grapes, drink Slice soda... not!
Mandy (2018)
ReplyDeleteHallucinogenic trips and some neat grooming tips.
Sweet Sixteen (1983)
ReplyDeleteNot that kind of Indian burial ground.
Crystal Lake Memories: The Complete History of Friday The 13th (2013, Dir. Daniel Farrands)
ReplyDelete6 Hours prove better than 29 years.
Halloween (2007)
ReplyDeleteZombie loves f-bombs like I loves popcorn-chicken
WISH UPON (2017)
ReplyDeleteRyan Philippe for The Lost Boys remake.
THE SLUMBER PARTY MASSACRE (1982)
ReplyDeleteI almost fell into a slumber myself.
Phantom of the Opera (1989)
ReplyDeleteClassic updated with lots of skin peeling.
Spider Baby or, The Maddest Story Ever Told (1967)
ReplyDeleteTypical lingerie dance when visiting creepy mansion.
Because "After a dinner of baked cat carcass and cockroaches, I like to go to my spooky bedroom, dress up like Frankenfurter, and dance alluringly to no one (except my feral nephew who is likely watching from inside the dumbwaiter.)" is more than seven words.
Holy shit, this movie is completely bananas and might be the best thing I have seen all Scary Movie Month! Seek it out if you haven't seen it. Complete recommend!
Spider Baby is a great example of all the elements of a film coming together. The tone is perfect, balancing the creepiness with the comedy. The casting is probably the biggest reason for that.
DeleteSatan's Slaves (2018)
ReplyDeleteAri Aster, I'll represent you pro bono
The Babadook (2014)
ReplyDeleteMovie easier to watch after monster appears.
The Lords of Salem (2012)
ReplyDeleteEvil-Lyn without Skeletor is creepy as fuck.
TRILOGY OF TERROR (1975)
ReplyDeleteNever work with children, animals, or dolls....
Anabelle (2014)
ReplyDeleteNever work with children, animals, or dolls....
Bride of Chucky (1998)
ReplyDeleteNever work with children, animals, or dolls...
Coraline (2009)
ReplyDeleteCome on Wybie, why don't you smile?
The Old Dark House (1932)
ReplyDeleteMuted Karloff must've schtuped some sceenwriters wife
Halloween 2 (2009)
ReplyDeleteWhat...to...change?...Aha! BIG GNARLY BEARD!
Don't Breathe (2016)
ReplyDeleteThat guy wins Marco Polo every time!
Halloween (2018)
ReplyDeleteShatner's face has that effect on people.
Dead of Night (1977)
ReplyDeleteTV anthology trades Zuni doll for "Bobby."
Halloween (2007)
ReplyDeleteI’d like to see Zombies Halloween 3...
Halloween (2018)
ReplyDeleteLittle boy steals movie. Micheal steals face.
The Fly (1986)
ReplyDeleteOf course Jeff Goldblum's password is "Ahh..."
Or
Baboon's brother wishes Goldblum sent steak first.
The Bride (1985)
ReplyDelete(Exit, pursued by a Kurgan Frankenstein monster.)
This is Mike Delaney and I still have no idea how to make my reply not unknown
DeleteI had to click on "unknown" and set up a profile.
DeleteZodiac (2007) on Amazon Prime
ReplyDeleteMurders so traumatic, Minkus turns into McPoyle.
Raw (2016)
ReplyDeleteI've heard of meat sweats, but damn.
SLUMBER PARTY MASSACRE II (1987)
ReplyDeleteWhere's Dr. Pimple Popper when she's needed?
GREEN ROOM (2015)
ReplyDeleteI just love Anton...now I'm sad.
The Fog (1980)
ReplyDeleteZombie leper pirates really overdo smoke machine.
It Follows (2014)
ReplyDelete'Should've kept it in your pants, Greg!'
Devil's Candy (2015)
ReplyDeleteTurns out Satan's a liberal arts major.
Fist of the Vampire (2007, dir. Len Kabasinski)
ReplyDeleteKabasinski's the Tommy Wiseau of horror cinema.
Wes Craven Presents: Chiller (1985)
ReplyDeleteTake a drink whenever someone says “cryonic.”
Candyman (1992)
ReplyDeleteGentrifiers are gonna cream over those murals.
Twilight (2008) w/Rifftrax
ReplyDeleteSuper fast vampires: "Human, be our umpire..."
The Old Dark House (1932)
ReplyDeleteBetter not call Saul, he’s a pyro.
Invaders from Mars (1986)
ReplyDeleteSuperior remake about ruined childhood, not cause
Dracula (1931)
ReplyDeleteLugosi and Frye: PhDs in eye acting
Dracula (1979)
ReplyDeleteFrank Langella's chest hair=ultimate panty dropper.
Truth or Dare (2018)
ReplyDeleteAre the ugly kids allowed to play?
Halloween 2018 Rewatch
ReplyDeleteMarry, armwrestle, moisturize...Greer, Curtis, Michael Myers
THE SKELETON KEY (2005)
ReplyDeleteVoodoo hoodoo what you don't dare do.
The Strangers: Prey at Night
ReplyDeleteFine, the pool scene was pretty great
The Return of the Living Dead (1985):
ReplyDeleteGimme the crispy zombie sliders. Medium well.
Bordello of Blood (1996)
ReplyDeleteShe’s a Elaniak, Elaniak on the floor.
Devil (2010)
ReplyDeleteAt least nobody farted in the elevator.
Errementari: The blacksmith and the devil (2017)
ReplyDeleteYup, even demons hate getting performance evaluations.
The Old Dark House (1932)
ReplyDeleteRarely had such fun watching nothing happen
The Addams Family (1991)
ReplyDeleteThose siamese sisters - I'm aging into it
Get Out (2017)
ReplyDeleteJosh Lyman's retirement took a dark turn.
Wes Craven Presents: Mind-Ripper (1995)
ReplyDeleteBut he only ripped out his hair.
The Exorcist III (1990) Dir. William Peter Blatty
ReplyDeleteKarras has worse luck than Marion Crane.
Frankenstein (1931)
ReplyDeleteThe monster stole Sonny and Crockett's look!
Audition (1999):
ReplyDeleteA classic tale of girl dismembers boy.
WHITE ZOMBIE (1932)
ReplyDeleteLugosi's shameful wickedness spoils a wonderful honeymoon.
Or
Those eyes! Those eyes! Those eyes! Those...
Apostle (2018)
ReplyDeleteDamn, no wonder Davos Seaworth left home.
Drag Me To Hell (2009)
ReplyDeleteLamia curse good alternative to Justin Long.
The Blackcoat's Daughter (2015)
ReplyDeleteTotally plausible future for traumatized Sally Draper.
Phantom of the Paradise (1974)
ReplyDeleteFirst watch. Patrick's right--it was fantastic!
Wes Craven Presents: Carnival of Souls (1998)
ReplyDelete95% small town living, 5% horror movie.
Wes Craven Presents: They (2002)
ReplyDeleteWatched earlier today. Don’t remember a thing.
The Texas Chainsaw Massacre (1974)
ReplyDeleteRoadtrip tip: Don't stop for James Franco.
The Suckling (1990)
ReplyDeleteBaby somehow grows 8 feet after abortion.
Night of the Living Dead (1968) [fathom events 4k restoration]
ReplyDeleteHelen is great, Barbra is useless furniture
The Boy (2016)
ReplyDeleteOh, the awkward birthdays in that house