FRIDAY THE 13th (1980, 95 min.) on DVD."Mrs. Vorhees Lives! Weekday afternoons on Buzzr!"
Beetlejuice (1988)Lydia was every sad boy's first crush.orWhoever controls the spice controls the afterlife.
PSYCHOS IN LOVE (1987, 88 min.) on Amazon Prime for the first time.Looks/feels/sounds Troma, but smart/hilarious.orMust eat grapes, drink Slice soda... not!
Mandy (2018)Hallucinogenic trips and some neat grooming tips.
Sweet Sixteen (1983)Not that kind of Indian burial ground.
Crystal Lake Memories: The Complete History of Friday The 13th (2013, Dir. Daniel Farrands)6 Hours prove better than 29 years.
Halloween (2007)Zombie loves f-bombs like I loves popcorn-chicken
WISH UPON (2017)Ryan Philippe for The Lost Boys remake.
THE SLUMBER PARTY MASSACRE (1982)I almost fell into a slumber myself.
Phantom of the Opera (1989) Classic updated with lots of skin peeling.
Spider Baby or, The Maddest Story Ever Told (1967)Typical lingerie dance when visiting creepy mansion.Because "After a dinner of baked cat carcass and cockroaches, I like to go to my spooky bedroom, dress up like Frankenfurter, and dance alluringly to no one (except my feral nephew who is likely watching from inside the dumbwaiter.)" is more than seven words.Holy shit, this movie is completely bananas and might be the best thing I have seen all Scary Movie Month! Seek it out if you haven't seen it. Complete recommend!
Spider Baby is a great example of all the elements of a film coming together. The tone is perfect, balancing the creepiness with the comedy. The casting is probably the biggest reason for that.
Satan's Slaves (2018)Ari Aster, I'll represent you pro bono
The Babadook (2014)Movie easier to watch after monster appears.
The Lords of Salem (2012)Evil-Lyn without Skeletor is creepy as fuck.
TRILOGY OF TERROR (1975)Never work with children, animals, or dolls....
Anabelle (2014)Never work with children, animals, or dolls....
Bride of Chucky (1998) Never work with children, animals, or dolls...
Coraline (2009)Come on Wybie, why don't you smile?
The Old Dark House (1932)Muted Karloff must've schtuped some sceenwriters wife
Halloween 2 (2009)What...to...change?...Aha! BIG GNARLY BEARD!
Don't Breathe (2016)That guy wins Marco Polo every time!
Halloween (2018)Shatner's face has that effect on people.
Dead of Night (1977)TV anthology trades Zuni doll for "Bobby."
Halloween (2007) I’d like to see Zombies Halloween 3...
Halloween (2018) Little boy steals movie. Micheal steals face.
The Fly (1986)Of course Jeff Goldblum's password is "Ahh..."OrBaboon's brother wishes Goldblum sent steak first.
The Bride (1985)(Exit, pursued by a Kurgan Frankenstein monster.)
This is Mike Delaney and I still have no idea how to make my reply not unknown
I had to click on "unknown" and set up a profile.
Zodiac (2007) on Amazon PrimeMurders so traumatic, Minkus turns into McPoyle.
Raw (2016)I've heard of meat sweats, but damn.
SLUMBER PARTY MASSACRE II (1987)Where's Dr. Pimple Popper when she's needed?
GREEN ROOM (2015)I just love Anton...now I'm sad.
The Fog (1980)Zombie leper pirates really overdo smoke machine.
It Follows (2014)'Should've kept it in your pants, Greg!'
Devil's Candy (2015)Turns out Satan's a liberal arts major.
Fist of the Vampire (2007, dir. Len Kabasinski)Kabasinski's the Tommy Wiseau of horror cinema.
Wes Craven Presents: Chiller (1985) Take a drink whenever someone says “cryonic.”
Candyman (1992)Gentrifiers are gonna cream over those murals.
Twilight (2008) w/RifftraxSuper fast vampires: "Human, be our umpire..."
The Old Dark House (1932)Better not call Saul, he’s a pyro.
Invaders from Mars (1986)Superior remake about ruined childhood, not cause
Dracula (1931)Lugosi and Frye: PhDs in eye acting
Dracula (1979)Frank Langella's chest hair=ultimate panty dropper.
Truth or Dare (2018)Are the ugly kids allowed to play?
Halloween 2018 RewatchMarry, armwrestle, moisturize...Greer, Curtis, Michael Myers
THE SKELETON KEY (2005)Voodoo hoodoo what you don't dare do.
The Strangers: Prey at NightFine, the pool scene was pretty great
The Return of the Living Dead (1985): Gimme the crispy zombie sliders. Medium well.
Bordello of Blood (1996)She’s a Elaniak, Elaniak on the floor.
Devil (2010)At least nobody farted in the elevator.
Errementari: The blacksmith and the devil (2017)Yup, even demons hate getting performance evaluations.
The Old Dark House (1932)Rarely had such fun watching nothing happen
The Addams Family (1991)Those siamese sisters - I'm aging into it
Get Out (2017)Josh Lyman's retirement took a dark turn.
Wes Craven Presents: Mind-Ripper (1995) But he only ripped out his hair.
The Exorcist III (1990) Dir. William Peter BlattyKarras has worse luck than Marion Crane.
Frankenstein (1931)The monster stole Sonny and Crockett's look!
Audition (1999): A classic tale of girl dismembers boy.
WHITE ZOMBIE (1932)Lugosi's shameful wickedness spoils a wonderful honeymoon. OrThose eyes! Those eyes! Those eyes! Those...
Apostle (2018)Damn, no wonder Davos Seaworth left home.
Drag Me To Hell (2009)Lamia curse good alternative to Justin Long.
The Blackcoat's Daughter (2015)Totally plausible future for traumatized Sally Draper.
Phantom of the Paradise (1974)First watch. Patrick's right--it was fantastic!
Wes Craven Presents: Carnival of Souls (1998) 95% small town living, 5% horror movie.
Wes Craven Presents: They (2002) Watched earlier today. Don’t remember a thing.
The Texas Chainsaw Massacre (1974)Roadtrip tip: Don't stop for James Franco.
The Suckling (1990)Baby somehow grows 8 feet after abortion.
Night of the Living Dead (1968) [fathom events 4k restoration]Helen is great, Barbra is useless furniture
The Boy (2016)Oh, the awkward birthdays in that house