Tuesday, October 23, 2018

2018 Scary Movie Challenge Day 23


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  1. George A. Romero's LAND OF THE DEAD (2005, 93 min.) on HD-DVD.

    "Koopa vs. Luigi: Dawn of 1% Injustice."

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  2. Abel Ferrara's THE DRILLER KILLER (1979, 96 min.) on Amazon Prime for the first time.

    Where's vampire from "Addiction" when she's needed?

    or

    More greasy than "Grease 1 & 2."

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  3. Posted by Doug? I hope everything's okay.

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    1. The automatic update of the site didn't happen at 3AM ET as usual, so D̶o̶u̶g̶ Dracu-Doug had to do it manually this morning. Because as "Evilspeak" has shown us, computers are evil! :-)

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    2. We can only hope it's a tease for a Dracu-Doug podcast tomorrow!

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  4. Lord of Illusions (1995)

    Sam Beckett sez "ixnay on the ixnay."

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  5. The Chasing World (2008)

    Wish my alternate self watched this instead.

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  6. Freddy vs. Jason (2003)

    Still better than most Wrestlemania main events

    or

    The perfect horror movie for teenage me

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  7. Night of the Demons 2 (1994)

    "Did that lipstick go in her....?"

    Mickey from Michigan

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  8. Halloween 5: The Revenge of Michael Myers (1989)

    Myers spends year as redneck's conversation piece.

    Or

    So Loomis lives in the Childrens' Center?

    Also, sorry if this is cheating, I couldn't find a way to make this point in seven words and I had to bring it up here: I'm now convinced that Paul Rudd's entire performance in Wet Hot American Summer is based on Mike, the douche bag boyfriend in this movie. Seriously, don't go back and watch the all of Halloween 5 because just don't, but maybe just find his scenes on YouTube or something. I swear, there are so many mannerisms and deliveries that are dead on the fucking same.

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  9. CROCODILE (2000)

    I bet red hair dude loves Chino.

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  10. Hereditary (2018)

    Okay, first rule: Don't let Gramma breastfeed.

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  11. The Purge: Election Year (2016, Dir. James DeMonaco)

    Not nearly as terrifying as November 2016

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  12. Alien (1979)

    Warning against ignoring women's advice since 1979.

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  13. Buffy the Vampire Slayer (1992)

    Creepy man stalks schoolgirl, teaches her murder.

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  14. Happy Death Day (2017, dir. Christopher Landon)

    I prefer Needlenose Ned to Douchebag Nick.

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  15. Mad Monster Party (1967)

    Classic clay Karloff kicks King Kong's caboose.

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  16. Halloween (2018)

    The night she (Jamie Lee) came home.

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  17. The Manitou (1978)

    Shaved head Tony Curtis was weirdest part.

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  18. Final Exam (1981)

    Admittedly, didn't finish. Life's the right length.

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  19. Evil Dead (2013)

    Mean and cheap plus money subtracts charm.

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  20. The Haunting of Hill House (2018)

    Not a movie, buuuuut my favourite movie.

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  21. Thirst (2009)

    Obligatory "better love story than Twilight" joke.

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  23. City of the Living Dead (1980)

    Argento: "Introducing...maggots!"
    Fulci: "Hold my J&B."

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  24. Rosemary's Baby (1968)

    Roman - The AARP took my baby away

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  25. Halloween (1978)
    Someone walking has never been fucking scarier

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  26. Halloween (2018)
    So solid felt like I chugged Activia

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  27. Halloween II (1981)
    Scariest part, Pleasance screaming, running, fumbling gun.

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  28. Re-animator (1985)

    Cautionary tale addressing dangers of reverse necrophilia.

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  29. Phantasm II (1988)

    House explosion budget is through the roof

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  30. Southbound (2015)

    Highway to Hell...of a good time!

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  31. Halloween (2007)

    Will defend 'til the end, love hurts.

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  32. Ernest Scared Stupid (1991)

    "No Bono? No bueno!" -TROLL fan blog

    OR

    Yzma's face turn took a couple centuries

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  33. Pyewacket (2017)
    "Hope my daughter never black magiks me."

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  34. The Strangers: Prey At Night (2018)

    Next film: Baghead writes awkward Craigslist ad.

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  35. Dead Ringers (1988)

    Jeremys Iron gives Genuine Class in acting.

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  36. Lifeforce (1985)

    Zombies? Check. Aliens? Check. Vampires? Check. Werewolves?

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  38. Primal Rage

    Hey, CONVICT, why's Bigfoot need a bow?

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  39. House (1977)

    Looney Tunes horror + 70s ballads = very entertaining

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  40. The Amityville Horror (1979)
    FOX: Murder House Hates Christians, Loves Obama

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    1. Impressive considering Fox (let alone Fox News) didn't exist back in '79. :-D

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  41. Lifeforce (1985):

    Stole your soul? Doesn't matter; Had sex.

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  42. Society (1989):

    Humanity's a beautiful melting pot, you know?

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  43. Blood and Black Lace (1964):

    Gotta be tough driving in that mask.

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  44. Pet Sematary (1989)
    Undead toddler just won't go to bed!

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    1. Zombie (1979)

      Turn your head! JUST TURN YOUR HEAD!

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  46. The Bride (1985)

    Movie cares more about circus than Bride.

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  47. Motel Hell

    Brett Kava...err Bruce saves the day.

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  48. The Monster Squad (1987) Dir. Fred Dekker

    Tonight, Dracula dies. But first...business cards.

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  49. New Nightmare (1994)

    We think therefore he is….Freddy Krueger

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  50. Malevolent (2018)

    Gezzz…that didn’t work out very well.

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  51. Twins of Evil (1971, dir. John Hough)

    Confused on where film stands on religion...

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  52. Halloween (1978)

    Maybe police should've warned public about murderer...

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  53. Pumpkinhead (1988)

    Revenge is such an ugly looking dude

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  54. Lord of Illusions (1995)

    Opening scene features a baboon. I'm sold.

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  55. Creep (2014)

    Just two guys and camera...yet brilliant?

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  56. Sleepaway Camp (1983)

    Some of the best young performances ever!

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  57. Howling II (1986)

    For a porno, it’s not half bad!

    Or

    Maybe just watch post credits on loop?

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  58. The Shining (1980)

    Due respect Lloyd, Jack Daniel's isn't bourbon.

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  59. Child's Play (1988)

    Didn't take Andy for a Doors fan.

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  60. Puppet master III: Toulon’s Revenge 3 (1991)

    You can’t go wrong with evil Nazis.

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  61. Halloween: H40 (2018)

    ...maybe umbrella mental patient gets prequel film...

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  62. A Nightmare on Elm Street 3: Dream Warriors (1987)
    Ten arm holes but only eight syringes.

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  63. The Burning (1981)

    Art Vandelay, camp counselor. There WAS shrinkage

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  64. The Mummy (1932)

    Still Karloff and on about this one.

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  65. Angst (1983)

    Thanks, Shock Waves! Next up, Cannibal Holocaust?

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  66. Prince of Darkness

    You’re receiving this review as a dream.

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