Saturday, October 6, 2018

2018 Scary Movie Challenge Day 6


106 comments:

  1. Alexandre Aja's PIRANHA 3D (2010, 88 min.) on Blu-ray 3D for the first time.

    How'd THIS get made? Ask Paul Scheer.

    or

    Jerry O'Connell wishes those were only "LEECHES!!!"

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  2. Ruben Fleischer's VENOM (2018, 112 min.) on IMAX for the first time.

    Best "Army of Darkness" sequel nobody expected.

    or

    What the hell's Bill Murray doing here?

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  3. John Carpenter's THE WARD (2010, 89 min.) on DVD.

    Better title: "John Carpenter's The Rent Money."

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  4. Countess Dracula (1971)

    Countess Dracula more of an honorary title.

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  5. Pontypool (2008, Dir. Bruce McDonald)

    Canadians go absolutely batty for Stephen McHattie.

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    1. If you didn't know already, make sure to watch after the credits.

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  6. Psycho (1960)

    For toilets what Jaws was for sharks

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  7. Human Lanterns (1982)

    Kung Fu Murdering Muppets are offically awesome!

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  8. The Embalmer (1965)

    Formaldehyde...scuba gear...killing's expensive in Venice

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  9. The Texas Chainsaw Massacre 2 (1986)

    My sex education was identical to Leatherface's

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  10. Snowbeast (1977)

    Snowmobile demo video trying to be Jaws

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  11. The grudge 3 (2009)

    Don’t worry it’s normal, hallucinations break bones….

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  12. The Haunted House (1921)

    That ghost effect kinda looks like sheet.

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    1. The best effect in the movie is when they reassemble a person. For its time its really well made.

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  13. Hold the Dark (2018)

    This is serious, that's why everyone whispers.

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  14. Would You Rather? (2012)

    The game was rigged! Bring back Squibb!

    or

    Not that great. Just dumb slick fun.

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  15. Death Ship (1980)

    Wow, later Love Boat season went dark

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  16. The Texas Chainsaw Massacre (1974)
    Yokels make outsider art, turn outsiders inside-out.

    or (really for my edification)

    Source of Nine Inch Nails' "Reptile" sample

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    1. This is the funniest review yet (the first one I mean).

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  17. THE FOG

    Lepers and plotholes are in the mist.

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  18. Halloween (2007)

    Love Haerts for Daeg "The Shape" Faerch.

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  19. The Howling (1981)

    I see someone stole my "O" face

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  20. A Nightmare on Elm Street (1984)

    Home Alone totally bites Nancy's booby traps.

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  21. Spellcaster (1992)

    Do you believe in magic? Not really.

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  22. Body Melt (1993)

    What is this? I ordered the tuna!

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  23. Demon Keeper (1994)

    No demon here. Why do you ask?

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  24. Terrifier (2017)

    I wish I had watched something else.

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  25. Beyond Re-Animator (2003)

    Is this threequel worth a watch? Yuz-nah

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  26. Satan's Little Helper (2004)

    Got 'em with same mask trick twice.

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  27. Night School (1981) - Expected Kevin Hart; I got American Giallo.

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  28. Wer (2013)

    Wer Sabertooth spends some time in France.

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  29. Satan's Slaves (2018)

    Get on Spotify for those sweet royalties

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  30. Carnival of Souls (1962):

    Invisible to other people? Why's she complaining?

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  31. Tremors 3: Back to Perfection (2001)

    “Ass-Blasters?” Seriously, movie? That’s Michael Gross.

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  32. American Psycho 2: All American Girl (2002)

    Example of how shitty horror can be

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  33. Venom (2018)

    End credits rap manages to rhyme "symbiote."

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  34. The Hills Run Red (2009)

    Responsible for 2009's infamous fake blood shortage.

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  35. Abominable (2006)

    Calling a Sasquatch a Yeti is Abominable.

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  36. The Strangers (2008)

    Would make good ad for ADT security...

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  37. 31 (2016)
    "As a Rob Zombie apologist....its excusable."

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  38. Halloween 3
    Only "Got your nose!" kill in history.

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  39. The Endless (2017)

    In Shalit voice: "Watching was endless!" (BLAM!)

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  40. The Night Flier (1997)

    She looks so much like Phoebe Cates.

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  41. Hell Fest (2018)

    Loved it! Such a great fun slasher!

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  42. Halloween 5: The Revenge of Michael Myers (1989):

    Jamie survives Michael, dies of lint poisoning.

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  43. The Dark Half (1993)
    "Ok... Who spat in Timothy Hutton's hair?"

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  44. It (1990)
    Ritchie's comedy routine is scarier than pennywise.

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  45. Pet Semetary(1989) Not a speed limit sign in sight

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  46. Dead Shack (2017)
    "A better title would be BOREDOM BOX."

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  47. Grim (1995)

    This ain't your fuckin grandma's fairy tale!

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  48. Cold Hell (2017)

    Give me more Muay Thai cab drivers.

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  49. An American Werewolf in Paris(1997) Souterrain Loup-Garou movement strong one in Paris.

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  50. Pumpkinhead (1988)

    Good ad for the local pumpkin farms...

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  51. Deep Rising (1998)

    Monster, Sea Doo, Cock It…Now What?

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  52. May (2002)

    I love this movie so damn much

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  53. Curse II: The Bite (1989)
    Surprisingly, I've seen worse sock puppet attacks

    PS I'm going to have to watch this movie 5 more times just to get all my 7 word reviews in!

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  54. Them! (1954)

    Hey doesn't Woody Allen star in this?

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  55. Critters 2 (1988)

    A lot like Critters. Only more two-ish.

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  56. House of Wax (1953)

    Kept waiting for a face/pipe impalement.

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  57. Amsterdamned (1988)

    Sign me up for that boat ride!

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  58. Deep Blue Sea (1999)

    Best Horror Monologue? Cue Lights Camera Jackson.

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  59. Lords of Salem (2012)

    Oh who has a cute puppy dog!

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  60. Mayhem (2017) Dir. Joe Lynch

    Should've saved this for "workplace thrillers" month.

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  61. Inferno (1980)
    "Italian horror virginity taken. Beautiful yet uncharming."

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  62. Pieces (1982):

    That waterbed kill is actually pretty badass.

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  63. Frankenstein (1931)

    Angry mob sounds good right now, right?

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  64. From Beyond (1986)

    The food Foree is making looks good!

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  65. Stir of Echoes (1999)

    Wasn't prepared for this movie. WASN'T PREPARED.

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  66. The Boy (2016, dir. William Brent Bell)
    Hope Lauren Cohan thinks I'm a doll.

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    1. The only times I feel real kinship to Bromley is when he's horny. :)

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  67. Wish Upon (2017):

    Not as fun to watch without Riske.

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  68. Jigsaw(2017)
    Runtime: 92.
    Final exposition feels like: 93

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  69. The Demon Murder Case (1983, dir. William Hale)

    Harvey Fierstein as demon's voice. Perfect casting.

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  70. Night of the Living Dead (1968)

    So great I want to eat brains!

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  71. Abbott and Costello Meet Frankenstein (1948)

    Second best Universal Frankenstein film; behind Bride.

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  72. Beyond the Black Rainbow (2010)
    "Panos Cosmatos saves the day once again!"

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  73. I know what you did last summer(1997) Jennifer Love Hewitt....oh baby...bites knuckles.

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  74. Trick Or Treat (1986)

    Like if Chad Kroeger met Freddy Krueger

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  75. Final Exam (1981) Dir. Jimmy Huston

    "Well, I guess I'm the final girl."

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  76. House of 1000 Corpses (2003)

    Forgot Chris Hardwick was in this movie.

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  77. The Laughing Dead (1989)

    Alien franchise not only one with “chestburster.”

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  78. Suspiria (1977)

    Do witches always emit such pretty colors?

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  79. Dolls (1986)
    Low expectations again led to surprising enjoyment!

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  80. Land of the Dead (2005)

    That's not where gas goes. Bad zombie!

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  81. The Raven (1935)

    Best of both worlds, Poe and Universal

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    1. Those mad Doctors! Karloff's been Frankenstiened again.

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  82. THE EXORCIST (1973)

    Shaking bed? Must be in her head.

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  83. The Return of the Living Dead

    EPA to roll back zombie burning regulations.

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  84. Night of the Creeps (1986)

    Undead frat guys vs Tom Atkin’s Mustache

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  85. The Two Faces of Dr. Jekyll (1960)

    Mr. Hyde and Christopher Lee buddy “comedy”.

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  86. Vampire Girl vs Frankenstein Girl (2009)

    That's not cranberry sauce needing a screw

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  87. It (2017)
    So how's spitting judged, distance or mass?

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  88. Kaidan Horror Classics 1: The Arm (aka Kataude) (2010)

    Oh, no. No, no, no, no, no.

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  89. Murder Party (2007)
    Fun with puns and then he runs.

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  90. Drag Me to Hell (2009)

    One stop shopping for mouth related fluids.

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  91. The Grudge (2004)

    NOW I remember why it’s dust covered.

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  92. Before I Wake (2016):

    Dive-bombing butterflies do legitimately scare me, ok?

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  93. Friday the 13th Part 3 (1982)

    The most nakedless of the entire franchise.

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  94. Invasion of the Body Snatchers (1978)

    Who's there?? [Silence] Good enough for me!

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  95. Murder Party (2007)

    Whoever bakes with raisins deserves this fate.

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  96. Beyond The Gates (2016)

    Had the same experience playing Monopoly once.

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