Monday, October 8, 2018

2018 Scary Movie Challenge Day 8


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  1. Dark Water (2002)

    Well, moisture is the essence of wetness.

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  2. Summer of 84 (2018)

    Those Stranger thngs kids grew up fast.

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  3. The New York Ripper (1982, Dir. Lucio Fulci)

    Proof that Lucio Fulci was on quack.

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  4. The Untamed (2017)

    Social commentary by way of tentacle porn

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  5. Mary Shelley's Frankenstien (1994)

    The real hero? Wigs and curling irons.

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  6. The Babysitter (2017)

    Home Alone franchise takes a dark turn

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  7. The Pit and the Pendulum (1961)

    Vincent Price has real fucked up inheritance

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  8. The Sleeping Room (2016)

    “Don’t fall in love.” Oops, too late.

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  9. Sleepaway Camp II: Unhappy Campers (1988)
    Like the original, without the Freudian fun.

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  10. A Nightmare on Elm Street (1984)

    Mother was highly flammable to begin with

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  11. A Nightmare on Elm Street 2: Freddy's Revenge (1985)

    Only thing missing is actual closet scene

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  12. A Nightmare on Elm Street 3: Dream Warriors (1987)

    How much Further to the Upside Down?

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  13. CABIN FEVER (2002)

    Just give the kid some damn pancakes!

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  14. Halloween II (1981)

    Dr. Myers: Insert scalpel, lift, remove shoes.

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  15. A Nightmare on Elm Street (1984)

    What if Home Alone but also dreams

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      Parents or justice system: who's to blame?

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  16. Halloween (2007, Dir Rob Zombie)

    Please don't touch Michael's Slipknot mask collection!

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  17. Predator 2 (1990)

    This is why you respect Federal jurisdiction.

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  18. Extremity (2018)

    Push your limits starting with poo toilet.

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  19. Contracted (2013)

    This one made my man vagina hurt.

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  20. Night Train to Terror (1985)

    Everybody's got something to do but me

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  21. The Creature Walks Among Us (1956)

    Starting to think any blonde will do.

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  22. Psycho (1960) A Review Poem:
    Mother sees Red,
    Norman is Blue,
    Shower-Scene.

    Psycho (1998) A Review Poem:
    Roses are Red,
    Violets are Blue,
    shower-scene.

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  23. The Kiss (1988, dir. Pen Densham)

    Well, that got weird towards the end!

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  24. Las Vegas Bloodbath (1989)

    Makes "Boardinghouse" look like a Spielberg film.

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  25. Frankenstein Meets the Wolf Man (1943)

    Difficult to meet monsters before the internet.

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  26. The Strange Case of Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde (1968)

    Jack Palance's Id goes down slippery slope.

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  27. Deadtime Stories (1986)

    Pretty sure I hallucinated this whole thing.

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  28. Suspiria (1977) (first time watching, first Argento, first time commenting on site):

    Who keeps steel wire like that? Witches!

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    Where has this been all my life?

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  29. Ghost Stories (2017)

    Appropriate response to a supernatural: "FUUUCK THAT!"

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  30. The Burning

    Somehow this movie is even sleazier now.

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  31. The Horror at 37,000 Feet (1973, dir. David Lowell Rich)

    Airplane. William Shatner. What could go wrong?

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  32. Hell Fest (2018)

    Eating a pretzel without mustard = death sentence.

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  33. Halloween: The Curse of Michael Myers

    Wanted more Halloween town scenery than hospital.

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  34. Malevolent (2018)

    Can anyone please help the camera guy?

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  35. Maximum Overdrive(1986) Trucks. Driven to kill, fueled by.....cocaine?

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  36. Monkey Shines (1988):

    Think UPGRADE, but with an evil monkey.

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  37. The Gate (1987)

    Mark Jones: "Those demons are all right!!"

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  38. Murder Party (2007)

    Come for the murder, stay for Hellhammer.

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  39. Starry Eyes (2014)

    A Star is Born is super dark

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  40. Halloween H20 (1998)

    Laurie Strode goes a little Sarah Connor

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  41. Aenigma (1987)
    Not just lesser Fulci, lesser Argento.

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  42. Hatchet (2006)

    Adam Green's due for a massive hit.

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  43. SURVEILLANCE (2008)

    French Stewart is in this...French Stewart.

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  44. Creature Unknown (2004)

    Chase Masterson as biker scientist? Yes, please.

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  45. The Killing of a Sacred Deer (2017)

    Perhaps a game of duck duck goose?

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  46. Rings (2017)

    Please note: To watch video, landline required

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  47. The Brood (1979)

    Oliver Reed’s short robe game on point.

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  48. Pieces (1982)

    Yes, I'd love another cup of poison!

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  49. The Clown at Midnight (1999)

    Better than Scream 2 don't @ me

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  50. Psycho II (1983)

    Man, that stoner just won't let go!

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  51. Psycho III (1986)

    "Watch the guitar" line had me rolling!

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  52. Psycho IV: The Beginning (1990)

    CCH Pounder makes this my favorite Psyquel.

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  53. Army of Darkness (1993)

    More bones than a Fox crime drama

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  54. Mandy

    My chainsaw is bigger than your chainsaw.

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  55. Unhinged (1982)

    Somehow, not the worst of my month.

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  56. Deadly Blessing (1981)

    No Rumspringa for Hittites, only the switch!

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  57. The Texas Chainsaw Massacre 2 (1986)
    "It gets funnier EVERYTIME I SEE IT!"
    -Beetlejuice

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  58. The Stepfather (1987)

    Can't help feeling internet would prevent this.

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  59. The Stuff (1985) Dir. Larry Cohen

    All good cum jokes are 8 words.

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  60. IT (2017)

    It should've been a sequel, not remake.

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  61. Bloodrage (1979)

    Unfortunately not the awesome killer twin one

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  62. Consommé (2016)

    Only five minutes. But hey, ear horror.

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  63. Deliver Us From Evil (2014)

    Now I know why Hulks so angry!

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  65. Friday the 13th 3

    Enter into the third dimension of terror!

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  66. Dead & Buried

    It’s a wonderful life in Potters Bluff!

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  67. Dark Woods (1999)

    Mysterious town's secret is that it's boring.

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  68. The Ritual

    The MCU has sure gotten dark lately...

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  69. Happy Death Day (2017)

    Life's a bitch and then you die, again.

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  70. Carrie (1976)

    Brian De Palma: A Perv for All Seasons

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  71. You're Next

    Dark comedy horror that Blends so good

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  72. The Sixth Sense (1999)

    Hot Take: Toni Collette is a treasure

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  73. Tourist Trap (1979):

    MANNEQUIN series goes completely off the rails.

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  74. Tales from the Hood (1995)

    Too many Duke Metger types in office

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  75. Sleepaway Camp (1983)
    Wait, Dr. Mother ISN'T a drag queen?!?!

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  76. Joy Ride (2001)

    Paul in Leelee's friend zone? Calling shenanigans!

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  77. OR

    The Sixth Sense (1999)

    Toni Collette: 20 Years of hot mommery

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  78. Crimson Peak (2015)

    Loki always was up to no good.

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  79. Drag Me To Hell (2009)

    Probably the GOAT of talking goat performances

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  80. Paranormal Activity (2009)

    ...OMG, his electric guitar has NO PICKUPS!?!

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  81. The 50 Best Horror Movies You've Never Seen (2014)
    Wishmaster is 7! That ring's value doubled!

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  82. Candyman: Farewell to the Flesh (1995, dir. Bill Condon)

    Glad that kid didn't call him "Honeyman".

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  83. You're Next (2013)

    Still a more functional family than mine.

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  84. Misery (1990)

    Turns out Sollozzo hated that Misery died.

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  85. Jack Frost 2: Revenge of the Mutant Killer Snowman (2000)

    Michael Keaton's back to kill his son.

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  86. Deep Red (1975)

    Italians, please turn down your water heaters.

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  87. The Burning (1981) with commentary

    Savini's handy c'raft makes g'oar shear fun

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  88. Evil Dead 2: Dead by Dawn (1987)
    Laughing deer was a prototype Billy Bass.

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  89. Chopping Mall (1986)

    They're on treads, stay on the stairs!

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  90. Behind the Mask: the Rise of Leslie Vernon (2006)
    Mask or paint, you don't need both.

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  91. Alice Sweet Alice (1976)
    Master's class in the art of eavesdropping

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  92. The Midnight Meat Train (2008)
    The train never left before 2 am.

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  93. The Invisible Man (1933)
    By comparison, Kevin Bacon is still irredeemable.

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  94. Split Second (1992)

    Hauer we to know it's imitation Predator?

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  95. Halloween II (1981)

    No shit Loomis its a six shooter.

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