CIRCUS OF HORRORS (1960, 88 min.) on Amazon Prime.Donald Pleasence's goofy drunk dancing scene? UnBEARable!
BORN OF FIRE (1987, 84 min.) in 35mm at Brooklyn's Alamo Drafthouse for the first time. Also streaming on Amazon Prime, YouTube, etc."Xtro's" Cronenberg-inbred, flutist-battling, tits-flaunting artsy cousin... sold!or
WHAT THE FUCK DID I JUST WATCH?!?!
Eli Craig's LITTLE EVIL (2017, 94 min.) on 4K UltraHD Netflix for the first time."Problem Child" plus "Omen" equals "Shaun..." hijinks.orKate from "Lost's" not worth it, Adam!
28 Days LaterThis Sanda Bullock film got REALLY dark!
Slumber Party Massacre II (1987, dir. Deborah Brock)Guitar drill's a metaphor for guitar penis.
Tremors (1989)The graboids have an insatiable taste for Bacon
Murder Party (2007) Saulnier's Pinterest prodigy: dying to make friends.
Ringu (1998)Sadako's test screening goes down well, literally
C.H.U.D. (1984)From days before C.H.U.D.s wore MAGA hats.
Waxwork (1988, Anthony Hickox)Huh, this steak tartare tastes like chicken.OrWarner in pink waistcoat is pure imagination.
PSYCHO (1960) Surprised how sexy this movie STILL is! PSYCHO (1998) Surprised how NOT sexy this movie is.
Zombieland (2009) dir. Ruben FleischerWas this good or was I eighteen?
Tales from the Darkside: The Movie (1990) dir. John HarrisonDebbie Harry, please cook and eat me.
"What Lies Beneath" (2000, Dir. Robert Zemeckis)Harrison gets the fright of his wife.
Halloween: The Curse of Michael Myers (1995)Fooled by paper towel baby yet again
Stagefright (1987)Polly wants more than just a cracker
Madman (1981)Chased by maniac? Chill in the fridge!
Just passed that scene. Ha
The Bride of Frankenstein (1935, dir. James Whale)Proof that no (hu)man is an island.
Needful Things (1993)Juvenile delinquents don't also collect baseball cards.
Christmas Evil (1980)Cookies aren't the only thing Santa eats.
The Hidden (1987)Grand Theft Auto: Invasion of the Bodysnatchers
The Slumber Party Massacre (1982)Boobies, basketball, boobies, drilling, boobies, pizza, boobies
Mortuary (1983)Halloween comes to Walton's Mountain. Goodnight, Erin!
The Horror Show (1988)Fucking Rainman won Oscar over Henriksen? BOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Man's Best Friend (1993)My best friend? Lance 'Jeans Jacket' Henriksen.
One Cut of the Dead (2017) Gory, heartwarming matryoshka doll of zombie movies.
The Visitor (1979)My favorite basketball team? The Atlanta Henriksen's.
Pumpkinhead (1988)Fucking Rainman won AGAIN over this? BOOOOOOOOOOO!
The Pit And The Pendulum (1991)Went over m'head. I got it eventually.
Visiting Hours (1982)Hospital slasher inauspicious start for #MeToo movement.
Lake Mungo (2008)A slow burn but without the burn.
The Addams Family (1991) Representing for Hannibal's favorite girl scout cookies.
In the Tall Grass (2019)Never eating salad again, to be safe.
Malevolence (2003)Already forgot what happened in this movie.
Bride of Frankenstein (1935)More like a blind date gone bad.
Messiah of Evil (1973)Oh man, papa smurf was on fire.
Mulberry St. (2007, dir. Jim Mickle)New York. Rat zombies. Can't see anything.
Eyes Without A Face (1960) "She got out! Oh wait... Problem solved!"
Nightmare Man (2007, dir. Rolfe Kanefsky)OMG, Tiffany Shepis actually lives. Trashy fun.
Starfish (2019)Paul is dead, man. Cranberry sauce.
The Blood Spattered Bride (1972, dir. La Novia Ensangrentada)Never trust anyone scuba diving in sand.
The Furies (2019, dir. Tony D’Aquino)Slide some butter on that sliced face.
My bloody valentine (1981)Moosehead swilling Maniac makes mayhem inMines
Tales from the Dark Side: the movie (1990)Buster Poindexter: Animal Assassin, Sunday’s on HBO.
Tales from the Dark Side: the movie (1990)Cat got your tongu...oh my god!
The Ghost Galleon (1974)This is why blind zombies shouldn't sail.
Tales from the Darkside: The Movie (1990, dir John Harrison)Dinner: baked woman and cat stuffed man.
In the Tall Grass (2019)America's heart: churches, bowling, evil space rocks
Spirited Away (2001)Wordless shadow stalker ghost seems pretty trustworthy.
HELLO MARY LOU: PROM NIGHT 2 (1987):That blackboard whirlpool is pretty fucking awesome.
The Howling (1981)Marsha not working hard to blend in.
Phantasm (1979, dir. Don Coscarelli)But Scrimm was the bomb in Phantasm.
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A Nightmare on Elm Street 5: The Dream Child (1989, Stephen Hopkins)Freddy takes fantastic voyage through the fallopian.Or Freddy has Mummy and many Daddy issues
The Grudge 3 (2009, dir. Toby Wilkins)Shawnee's fulfilled her contractual obligation? Kill her!
Monster Squad (1987)80 minute horror flick I miss these
Scary Movie (1991)The Ghost and Mr. Hawk(es)
Toolbox Murders (2004)Ryan Murphy's lucky no one's seen this...
The Babysitter (2017)Weirdly emotional over babysitter's betrayal of trust...
Replace (2017)Great concept, you can replace everything else
The Thing (1982, dir. John Carpenter)Brimley Thing? You gotta be fucking kidding.
The Evil Dead (1981)Kandarian Demons always f-ing up weekend plans.
Halloween (2018)RUDE, just take the PB bahn mi
The Amityville Horror (1979) Dir. Stuart RosenbergTurns out he was just an asshole.
The Blob (1988)Mullet, Leather Jacket, Motorcycle, Rockets....Johnny Drama!
The Black Cat (1934, Edgar G. Ulmer)A sixty minute gem of a movie
Zombieland: Double Tap (2019) dir. Ruben FleischerWarning, this may cause "death by sighing".
Tusk (2014) dir. Kevin SmithWho are we supposed to root for?
Wishmaster (1997)Been fearin' the Djinn since the begin'.
Shock 'Em Dead (1991)Lords stars in strange instructional guitar video.
Street Trash (1987)The most glorious colors highlight this masterpiec .
Yoga Hosers (2016) dir. Kevin SmithLuca Bratzi sleeps with the tiny sausages.
Wishmaster 2: Evil Never Dies (1999)Djinn born from wall as a Geodude.
Transylvania 6-5000 (1985)Vampire Geena Davis made me a man.
The Creature from the Black Lagoon (1954)“And God said, ‘Eh, maybe some gill-men...?’”
Candyman (1992)Mirror Universe Jake Sisko doesn't fuck around
Zombieland (2009, dir. Ruben Fleischer)Rule #14: The Raconteurs improve all soundtracks.
Candyman (1992)Willy Wonka's second job is VERY bloody
Dracula 3000 (2004)Not a very good adaptation, after all.
Rawhead Rex (1986)Slow start, but great once Rawhead wrecks.
Scream 2 (1997)Dewey and Sidney should've wound up together.