Thursday, October 17, 2019

2019 Scary Movie Challenge Day 17


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  1. CIRCUS OF HORRORS (1960, 88 min.) on Amazon Prime.

    Donald Pleasence's goofy drunk dancing scene? UnBEARable!

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  2. BORN OF FIRE (1987, 84 min.) in 35mm at Brooklyn's Alamo Drafthouse for the first time. Also streaming on Amazon Prime, YouTube, etc.

    "Xtro's" Cronenberg-inbred, flutist-battling, tits-flaunting artsy cousin... sold!
    or

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  3. Eli Craig's LITTLE EVIL (2017, 94 min.) on 4K UltraHD Netflix for the first time.

    "Problem Child" plus "Omen" equals "Shaun..." hijinks.
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    Kate from "Lost's" not worth it, Adam!

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  4. 28 Days Later

    This Sanda Bullock film got REALLY dark!

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  5. Slumber Party Massacre II (1987, dir. Deborah Brock)

    Guitar drill's a metaphor for guitar penis.

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  6. Tremors (1989)

    The graboids have an insatiable taste for Bacon

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  7. Murder Party (2007)

    Saulnier's Pinterest prodigy: dying to make friends.

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  8. Ringu (1998)

    Sadako's test screening goes down well, literally

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  9. C.H.U.D. (1984)

    From days before C.H.U.D.s wore MAGA hats.

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  10. Waxwork (1988, Anthony Hickox)

    Huh, this steak tartare tastes like chicken.

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    Warner in pink waistcoat is pure imagination.

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  11. PSYCHO (1960)
    Surprised how sexy this movie STILL is!

    PSYCHO (1998)
    Surprised how NOT sexy this movie is.

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  12. Zombieland (2009) dir. Ruben Fleischer

    Was this good or was I eighteen?

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  13. Tales from the Darkside: The Movie (1990) dir. John Harrison

    Debbie Harry, please cook and eat me.

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  14. "What Lies Beneath" (2000, Dir. Robert Zemeckis)

    Harrison gets the fright of his wife.

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  15. Halloween: The Curse of Michael Myers (1995)

    Fooled by paper towel baby yet again

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  16. Stagefright (1987)

    Polly wants more than just a cracker

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  17. Madman (1981)

    Chased by maniac? Chill in the fridge!

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  18. The Bride of Frankenstein (1935, dir. James Whale)

    Proof that no (hu)man is an island.

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  19. Needful Things (1993)

    Juvenile delinquents don't also collect baseball cards.

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  20. Christmas Evil (1980)

    Cookies aren't the only thing Santa eats.

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  21. The Hidden (1987)
    Grand Theft Auto: Invasion of the Bodysnatchers

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  22. The Slumber Party Massacre (1982)
    Boobies, basketball, boobies, drilling, boobies, pizza, boobies

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  23. Mortuary (1983)

    Halloween comes to Walton's Mountain. Goodnight, Erin!

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  24. The Horror Show (1988)
    Fucking Rainman won Oscar over Henriksen? BOOOOOOOOOOOO!

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  25. Man's Best Friend (1993)
    My best friend? Lance 'Jeans Jacket' Henriksen.

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  26. One Cut of the Dead (2017)

    Gory, heartwarming matryoshka doll of zombie movies.

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  27. The Visitor (1979)
    My favorite basketball team? The Atlanta Henriksen's.

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  28. Pumpkinhead (1988)
    Fucking Rainman won AGAIN over this? BOOOOOOOOOOO!

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  29. The Pit And The Pendulum (1991)
    Went over m'head. I got it eventually.

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  30. Visiting Hours (1982)

    Hospital slasher inauspicious start for #MeToo movement.

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  31. Lake Mungo (2008)

    A slow burn but without the burn.

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  32. The Addams Family (1991)

    Representing for Hannibal's favorite girl scout cookies.

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  33. In the Tall Grass (2019)

    Never eating salad again, to be safe.

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  34. Malevolence (2003)

    Already forgot what happened in this movie.

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  35. Bride of Frankenstein (1935)

    More like a blind date gone bad.

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  36. Messiah of Evil (1973)

    Oh man, papa smurf was on fire.

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  37. Mulberry St. (2007, dir. Jim Mickle)

    New York. Rat zombies. Can't see anything.

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  38. Eyes Without A Face (1960)

    "She got out! Oh wait... Problem solved!"

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  39. Nightmare Man (2007, dir. Rolfe Kanefsky)

    OMG, Tiffany Shepis actually lives. Trashy fun.

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  40. Starfish (2019)

    Paul is dead, man. Cranberry sauce.

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  41. The Blood Spattered Bride (1972, dir. La Novia Ensangrentada)

    Never trust anyone scuba diving in sand.

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  42. The Furies (2019, dir. Tony D’Aquino)

    Slide some butter on that sliced face.

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  43. My bloody valentine (1981)
    Moosehead swilling Maniac makes mayhem in
    Mines

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  44. Tales from the Dark Side: the movie (1990)
    Buster Poindexter: Animal Assassin, Sunday’s on HBO.

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  45. Tales from the Dark Side: the movie (1990)

    Cat got your tongu...oh my god!

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  46. The Ghost Galleon (1974)

    This is why blind zombies shouldn't sail.

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  47. Tales from the Darkside: The Movie (1990, dir John Harrison)

    Dinner: baked woman and cat stuffed man.

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  48. In the Tall Grass (2019)

    America's heart: churches, bowling, evil space rocks

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  49. Spirited Away (2001)

    Wordless shadow stalker ghost seems pretty trustworthy.

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  50. HELLO MARY LOU: PROM NIGHT 2 (1987):

    That blackboard whirlpool is pretty fucking awesome.

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  51. The Howling (1981)

    Marsha not working hard to blend in.

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  52. Phantasm (1979, dir. Don Coscarelli)

    But Scrimm was the bomb in Phantasm.

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  54. A Nightmare on Elm Street 5: The Dream Child (1989, Stephen Hopkins)

    Freddy takes fantastic voyage through the fallopian.

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    Freddy has Mummy and many Daddy issues

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  55. The Grudge 3 (2009, dir. Toby Wilkins)

    Shawnee's fulfilled her contractual obligation? Kill her!

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  56. Monster Squad (1987)

    80 minute horror flick I miss these

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  58. Scary Movie (1991)

    The Ghost and Mr. Hawk(es)

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  59. Toolbox Murders (2004)

    Ryan Murphy's lucky no one's seen this...

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  60. The Babysitter (2017)

    Weirdly emotional over babysitter's betrayal of trust...

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  61. Replace (2017)

    Great concept, you can replace everything else

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  62. The Thing (1982, dir. John Carpenter)

    Brimley Thing? You gotta be fucking kidding.

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  63. The Evil Dead (1981)

    Kandarian Demons always f-ing up weekend plans.

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  64. Halloween (2018)
    RUDE, just take the PB bahn mi

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  65. The Amityville Horror (1979) Dir. Stuart Rosenberg

    Turns out he was just an asshole.

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  66. The Blob (1988)

    Mullet, Leather Jacket, Motorcycle, Rockets....Johnny Drama!

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  67. The Black Cat (1934, Edgar G. Ulmer)

    A sixty minute gem of a movie

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  68. Zombieland: Double Tap (2019) dir. Ruben Fleischer

    Warning, this may cause "death by sighing".

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  69. Tusk (2014) dir. Kevin Smith

    Who are we supposed to root for?

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  70. Wishmaster (1997)

    Been fearin' the Djinn since the begin'.

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  71. Shock 'Em Dead (1991)

    Lords stars in strange instructional guitar video.

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  72. Street Trash (1987)

    The most glorious colors highlight this masterpiec .

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  73. Yoga Hosers (2016) dir. Kevin Smith

    Luca Bratzi sleeps with the tiny sausages.

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  74. Wishmaster 2: Evil Never Dies (1999)

    Djinn born from wall as a Geodude.

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  75. Transylvania 6-5000 (1985)

    Vampire Geena Davis made me a man.

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  76. The Creature from the Black Lagoon (1954)

    “And God said, ‘Eh, maybe some gill-men...?’”

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  77. Candyman (1992)

    Mirror Universe Jake Sisko doesn't fuck around

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  78. Zombieland (2009, dir. Ruben Fleischer)

    Rule #14: The Raconteurs improve all soundtracks.

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  79. Candyman (1992)

    Willy Wonka's second job is VERY bloody

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  80. Dracula 3000 (2004)

    Not a very good adaptation, after all.

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  81. Rawhead Rex (1986)

    Slow start, but great once Rawhead wrecks.

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  82. Scream 2 (1997)

    Dewey and Sidney should've wound up together.

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