Sunday, October 20, 2019

2019 Scary Movie Challenge Day 20


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  1. The Fly II (1989)

    The II is appropriate because it's crappy.

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    1. hahaha! and to think I almost bought this on DVD at Half Price Books yesterday. Guess I made the right call by skipping it.

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    2. Return of the Fly (1959, dir. Edward Bernds)

      The Return is appropriate because it returns.

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  2. Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde (1920)

    Inventing alt to be horny on main

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  3. House on Haunted Hill (1999, dir. William Malone)

    Horror classic's 90's remake, and it's... good?

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  4. Final Destination 5 (2011)

    How to cheat death: get a screwdriver

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  5. Don't Knock Twice: So what happens when you knock thrice?

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  6. Vikaren (The Substitute) (2007) danish

    Wish I was/had a teacher like Ulla.
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    Needs a bit more dead mum jokes.

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  7. What We Do In The Shadows:
    I love Peter, rest in pieces buddy.

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  8. Habit (1995)

    Fessenden's friends even worse than the vampire

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  9. Spider Baby (1967)

    Peter Parker sure had some weird cousins.

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  10. Bliss (2019)

    The worst trip I've ever been on

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  11. The Stepfather (1987)

    Defying all odds, the dog does not die.

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  12. Demons (1985)

    And that's why you shouldn't cut class.

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  13. Hotel Transylvania (2012)

    I wish I could book via AirBnB.

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  14. Maniac Cop (1988)

    Fuck tha police (except for Bruce Campbell).

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  15. Island of Lost Souls (1932)

    Panther Woman deserves way more screen time.

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  16. Lake Placid (1999)

    Betty White has potty mouth, unusual pets.

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  17. The Dead Don't Die (2019)

    Bill Murray zombie movies are the best.

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  18. The Innocents (1961)

    Who is creepiest: Kids, ghosts, or Kerr?

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  19. Return to Horror High (1987)

    Come for Clooney, stay for Marcia Brady.

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  20. Event Horizon (1997)

    Sentient spacecraft reads too much Hellbound Heart

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  21. Demons 2 (1986)

    Somebody get Sally 20mg of Prozac, stat.

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  22. Upgrade (2018)
    No snark review? Really dug this movie.

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  23. Upgrade (2018) or Childs Play(2019) or Electric Dreams (1984)

    Try turning him off and back on.

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  24. Creepshow (1982)

    I love that voodoo that you do.

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  25. Tenebrae (1982)

    Thwarted by the worlds worst coat rack.

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  26. The Shining (1980)

    Caretaker would rather die than cut hedges.

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  27. The Exorcist (1973)

    ”What an excellent day for an exorcism.”

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  28. Buffy the Vampire Slayer (1992)

    They shouldn't let Swanson near the basketballs.

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  29. All the Colors of the Dark (1972, dir. Sergio Martino)

    Sergio’s slovern psycho sexual satanic socialites seduce.

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  30. Wax Mask (1996, Sergio Stivaletti)

    Really makes me WAX sentimental over Fulci.

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  31. A Nightmare on Elm Street (1984, dir. Wes Craven)

    California dreaming...but in Ohio? Sure, whatever!

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  32. They Live (1988, Dir. John Carpenter)

    Movie tanked, but Ray Bans stock rose.

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  33. Christine (1983, dir. John Carpenter)

    Back when every bully had a switchblade.

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  34. Frankenweenie (2012, dir. Tim Burton)

    Young goth grows up to be Johnny Depp.

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  35. Waxwork (1988)

    Wax and a white girl named China!

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  36. Scream 3 (2000, Dir. Wes Craven)

    Lance Henricksen's Harvey Weinstein cosplay is intense.

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  37. TOURIST TRAP

    What if CARRIE became a male slasher....

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  38. A Nightmare on Elm Street 2: Freddy's Revenge (1985, dir. Jack Sholder)

    Once again, Streep manages to outdo herself!

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  39. Tales From The Darkside (1990, John Harrison)

    Yep, this is all normal cat behaviour

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  40. Bloody Birthday (1981)

    Only 35 cents? Great ROI at ten.

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  41. A Nightmare on Elm Street 3: Dream Warriors (1987, dir. Chuck Russell)

    Starring Craig Wasson!...you need more incentive?

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  42. TERROR CIRCUS (1974)

    Can’t afford circus? Just use the barn!

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  43. Night of the Living Dead (1968) Dir. George Romero

    You had one job, Tom. ONE JOB!

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  44. Pet Sematary (1989)

    Mary Lambert directed the shit outta this.

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  45. Tales From the Crypt (1972, Freddie Francis)

    The annual asshole darwin awards now open

    By the way loved this movie. Joan Collins with an unlit cigarette opening a present from her just murdered husband is one of the badass things I have seen. Couldn't fit that into a 7 Word review :)

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  46. Abducted in Plain Sight (2017)

    Because real life can be absolutely terrifying

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  47. Fright Night (1985)

    Sarandon scorches, kids squirm. Great death scenes!

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  48. CIRCUS OF FEAR (1966)

    When I think Christopher Lee, I think CIRCUS.

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  49. The Intruder (2019)
    See Dennis Quaid channel his inner Randy

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  50. Shaun of the Dead (2004, dir. Edgar Wright)

    I guess the real zombie...is society.

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  51. Land of the Dead (2005, dir. George A. Romero)

    Gas station attendants will one day rule.

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  52. Friday the 13th Part VI: Jason Lives (1986)

    They killed off Tony Goldwyn too early.

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  53. Cemetary Man (1993)

    I dont wanna kink shame but... woah!

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  54. A Nightmare on Elm Street 4: The Dream Master (1988, dir. Renny Harlin)

    Krueger. Freddy Krueger...Cracking wise and disturbed

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  55. The Ritual (2017)

    Anti-Norse-God propaganda from IKEA lumberjacks.

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  56. GRIZZLY (1976)

    Bear learned heavy breathing from Michael Myers.

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  57. Fright Night (1985)

    Hope my hair greys like Peter Vincent's.

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  58. The Fly (1986) Dir. David Cronenberg

    Like flies, Seth is a moody bitch.

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  59. The Mad Ghoul (Hogan, 1943)

    Breaking up's easier if he's a zombie

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  60. Friday the 13th Part VII: The New Blood (1988)

    How does no one smell Jason coming?

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  61. Killer Klowns From Outer Space (1988)

    Pizza box clown is my favorite part.

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  62. Cherry Falls (Wright, 2000)

    Have sex so you don't die, teens.

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  63. A Nightmare on Elm Street 5: The Dream Child (1989, dir. Stephen mf'n Hopkins)

    The more hate, the more I appreciate

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  64. Demon Witch Child (de Ossorio, 1975)

    More OH creepiness than ACK creepy scares

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  65. Body Snatchers (Abel Ferrara, 1993)

    Perhaps the happiest ending for these movies?

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  66. The Midnight Hour (1985)

    Ending never fails to make me cry.

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  67. Dracula (1931)

    Lugosi and Browning were the OG fangstas.

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  68. Dawn of the Dead (1978)

    Why can't modern malls have fancy cheese?

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  69. Sugar Hill (1974)

    Supernatural Voodoo Woman is my new jam.

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  70. FROGS (1972)

    No frogs until finale, and they’re adorable.

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  71. Slumber Party Massacre II (1987, dir. Deborah Brock)

    Andrew Dice Clay IS The Driller Killer.

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  72. Silent Rage (1982)

    Invincible psychotic murderer mildly inconveniences Chuck Norris.

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  73. Evil Dead (2013)

    Deadite is a deadeye to my delight.

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  74. Blade (1998)

    People on the street just ignore Blade?

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  75. Dracula (1931)

    Eye spotlights are the vampire's best weapon.

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  76. Freddy's Dead: The Final Nightmare (1991, dir. Rachel Talalay)

    Yaphet Kotto is the real Dream Master!

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  77. The Creature Walks Among Us (1956)

    The Creature Does Jack Shit Among Us

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  78. Bride of Frankenstein (1935)

    Wait, Joe Dante hosts the special features?!

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  79. Wes Craven's New Nightmare (1994, dir. Wes Craven)

    Really miss the old New Line Cinema

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  80. Sugar Hill (1974)

    I just saw a chicken foot attack.

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  81. Sadako vs. Kayako (2016, dir. Koji Shirashi)

    70% Ring. 20% Grudge. 10% Vs. Cool.

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  82. Fright Night (1985)

    Lord, Peter Vincent lookin dusty as hell

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  83. Bride of Frankenstein (1935)

    This movie is definitely a good friend

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  84. The House with a Clock in its Walls (2018)

    Find book and key? Not cool, "mom".

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