50 Shades of East-Berlin Depression... and witches!
Sidebar: my wife was professional dancer in a dance company for a time and she thought this movie was completely unrealistic... not because of the witches but because Susie wasn't immediately a pariah in the company for having no formal training, getting the lead parts, and becoming the obvious favorite of the staff in a matter of days.
Sleepwalkers (1992, Mick Garris)
ReplyDeleteCorn, the most versatile of stabby vegetables
Cube (1997)
ReplyDeleteCombines the fun of math with complaining
John Boorman's EXORCIST II: THE HERETIC (1977, 117 min.) on Scream Factory Blu-ray.
ReplyDeleteRichard Burton, Pazuzu engage in ham-to-ham combat.
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Nurse Ratchet's nice? All hell breaks loose!
FREDDY VS. JASON (2003, 97 min.) on DVD.
ReplyDeleteSpringwood, OH. Next to NJ's Crystal Lake.
When A Stranger Calls Back (1993)
ReplyDeleteLovely decor! Really matches your serial killer.
Sergio Martino's SCREAMERS (1979, 82 min.) on Amazon Prime for the first time.
ReplyDeleteGill-man's relatives exploited by Bond-like Italian supervillain.
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Starring Barbara Bach, so attempted rape... twice!
Cat People (1982, Paul Scharder)
ReplyDeleteOh, so this is a Sleepwalkers prequel
Dawn of the Dead (1978)
ReplyDeleteCan Ken Foree be my spirit animal?
Sorority Row (2009)
ReplyDeleteRumer has it, these girls are awful.
UNCLE SAM (1996)
ReplyDeleteStupid movie takes itself way too seriously.
The Prophecy (1995)
ReplyDeleteJust one question, are you an angel?
Carnival of Souls (1962)
ReplyDeleteA piercing, mesmerizing daymare of a movie.
Slumber Party Massacre II (1987, dir. Deborah Brock)
ReplyDeleteHas a guitar ever been more phallic?
A Cure For Wellness (2016) dir. Gore Verbinski
ReplyDeleteThe only cure needed is less minutes.
STRIPPED TO KILL (1987)
ReplyDelete“Rock Bottom Dance Club.” Sounds about right.
Shocker (1989)
ReplyDeleteThought the shocker was something completely different.
HORROR HOSPITAL (1973)
ReplyDeleteActors and cinematography deserve a better movie
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Batman’s Alfred having fun as mad scientist
The Mummy's Hand (1940)
ReplyDeleteNo reincarnated princess, just a drug addict mummy
Theatre of Blood (1973)
ReplyDeleteThis movie has sword-fighting on trampolines people
Tremors (1990): Best ensemble western-horror cast ever
ReplyDeleteScream (1996): Still suspicious of Sheriff Boots. Sequel, maybe?
ReplyDeleteHocus Pocus (1993)
ReplyDeleteDisney's really playing up this dude's virginity.
GET OUT 2017
ReplyDeleteWhite privilege moves from Stepford to here.
The Devils (1971)
ReplyDeleteOliver's reed gives Redgrave a kinky neck.
The Void (2017) dir. Steven Kostanski & Jeremy Gillespie
ReplyDeleteWhat's the opposite of a face mask?
Dead of Night (1977, dir. Dan Curtis)
ReplyDeleteMore albino Begley Jr. please and thanks.
Vampire Circus (1972, dir. Robert Young)
ReplyDeleteAlso called The House of Flying Crosses.
The Host (2006) dir. Bong Joon-ho
ReplyDeleteI didn't hear one person say "MUTO".
Suspiria (2018)
ReplyDelete50 Shades of East-Berlin Depression... and witches!
Sidebar: my wife was professional dancer in a dance company for a time and she thought this movie was completely unrealistic... not because of the witches but because Susie wasn't immediately a pariah in the company for having no formal training, getting the lead parts, and becoming the obvious favorite of the staff in a matter of days.
Sleepaway Camp (1983)
ReplyDeleteProblematic? Sure but at least Judy died.
It: Chapter 2 (2019)
ReplyDeleteBullying saved the day! Don't tell Melania.
Basket Case (1982)
ReplyDeleteLittle fucker had Duane by the balls.
Pet Sematary (1989)
ReplyDeleteChurch should have drove a truck, ayuh.
Nightbreed (1990)
ReplyDeleteI wish Cronenberg would just zip it.
Midsommar (2019)
ReplyDeleteDeranged commune yeah but they're onto something.
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Why Chidi went to the Bad Place.
Sweet Sixteen (1983, dir. Jim Sotos)
ReplyDeleteMellissa meets multiple murders. Mho's mo mlame?
Climax (2019)
ReplyDeleteEasily the worst I've seen this year.
New Year's Evil (1980)
ReplyDeleteSo...different time zones are "eve-l"?
Tales from the darkside the movie 1990
ReplyDeleteLot 249
Erika's Peak Slater really hates his Mummy....
Trick 'r Treat (2007) dir. Michael Dougherty
ReplyDeleteSomeone please get Brian Cox an inhaler.
Creepshow 2 (1987)
ReplyDeleteUber Passenger Rating: Five Stars. Very polite!
Little Monsters (2019)
ReplyDeleteMissed opportunity not using ukulele as weapon.
Tales from the darkside the movie 1990
ReplyDeleteThe cat from hell
Proof man's best friend is a Dog
Eye of the Devil
ReplyDeleteWhere Donald Pleasence is the subtle one
Tales from the darkside the movie 1990
ReplyDeleteLover's Vow
James Remars kid's look a bit Xtro
Tales from the darkside the movie 1990
ReplyDeleteWraparound story
Debbie Harry is super hot. About 180°C
creepshow 2 1987
ReplyDeleteChief Wood"n'head
14th of 14 on both lists individually
The Unnamable (1988)
ReplyDeleteCreature effects alone make this worth watching.
Alice Sweet Alice (1976)
ReplyDeleteReligious fanatics: the most terrifying of monsters.
Motel Hell (1980)
ReplyDeleteChainsaw fighting while wearing a pig head?!
Madman (1981)
ReplyDeleteI won't remember this in a week.
The Grudge (2004, dir. Takashi Shimizu)
ReplyDeleteSomeone get these ghosts some anger management!
creepshow 2 1987
ReplyDeleteThe Raft
Practical Bin bags still better than C.G.I.
Hostel (2005, dir. Eli Roth)
ReplyDeleteWhy I don't book at Best Western.
The Night Watchmen (2017)
ReplyDeleteWGN'S Bozo horror with early 2000's humor.
creepshow 2 1987
ReplyDeleteThe Hitchiker
Felt even more racist than Chief Wood'n'head ....
creepshow 2 1987
ReplyDeleteWraparound story
Plants are much safer in the UK
BLOODRAYNE (2005)
ReplyDeleteBilly Zane’s wig, though. Billy… Zane’s… wig.
Tales from the Darkside: the Movie (1990)
ReplyDeleteWelcoming Gargoyles into my home... with Disney+!
TRANSYLVANIA 6-500 (1985):
ReplyDeleteWell. That was most certainly something different.
The People Under the Stairs (Wes Craven, 1991)
ReplyDeleteThemes covered include Goonies, cannibalism and gentrification.
BLOODRAYNE 2: DELIVERANCE (2007)
ReplyDeleteWhy aren’t more Westerns filmed in Romania?
Ginger Snaps (2000) Dir. John Fawcett
ReplyDeleteSo...are we not getting cookies then?
The Ritual(2018) NOT THE BEES knees without bear cage.
ReplyDeleteMountaintop Motel Massacre (1986)
ReplyDeleteThis is definitely Italian... Wait! WHAT? Louisiana?!
Re-Animator (1985)
ReplyDeleteAfter intermittent rewatches: neither over nor underrated.
Butcher, Baker, Nightmare Maker (1981)
ReplyDeleteIn defense of the indefensible: great movie.
Tales From the Darkside: The Movie (1990
ReplyDeleteRae Dawn Chong's finest performance. Sorry, Commando.
The Haunting (1963)
ReplyDeleteThis needs more of the Liam Neesons
The Haunting (1963)
ReplyDeleteWay to make it all about Eleanor.
House (1986)
ReplyDeleteA Normie horror comedy? I call Bull.
BLOODRAYNE 3: THE THIRD REICH (2011)
ReplyDeleteSomebody please stop me from watching these.
BAD TASTE
ReplyDeleteIndulging Peter Jackson's blood on glasses fetish
Freddy's Dead: The Final Nightmare (Rachel Talalay, 1991)
ReplyDeleteTom and Roseanne cameo the real nightmare!
Day of the Triffids (1963)
ReplyDeleteDr Soames just gave up REALLY quick
Thir13en Ghosts (2001)
ReplyDeleteSome real specific ghosts there, evil book.
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2001 horror: where subtlety went to die.
Messiah of Evil (1973, dir. Willard Huyck, Gloria Katz)
ReplyDeleteNo longer visiting grocery stores, movie theaters.
Hostel Part II (2007, dir. Eli Roth)
ReplyDeleteThat's the way I take baths too!
Lord of Illusions (1995)
ReplyDeleteThis Quantum Leap episode is really weird.
Addams Family Values (1993)
ReplyDeleteParents pied while daughter immolated; impressive range.
The Barn (2016)
ReplyDeleteRetro styling doesn't fix a bad movie
Necronomicon (1993)
ReplyDeletePerfect Canadian election night movie. Very squishy.
Nightmare On Elm Street 4 : The Dream Master (1988)
ReplyDeleteTeacher hilariously instructs mourning teens on dreams.
Misery (1990)
ReplyDeleteAnnie Wilkes was Fan Twitter before Twitter.
The Cabin in the Woods (2011)
ReplyDeleteSo basically a fairly typical Airbnb experience?