Sleepwalkers (1992, Mick Garris)Corn, the most versatile of stabby vegetables
Cube (1997)Combines the fun of math with complaining
John Boorman's EXORCIST II: THE HERETIC (1977, 117 min.) on Scream Factory Blu-ray.Richard Burton, Pazuzu engage in ham-to-ham combat.orNurse Ratchet's nice? All hell breaks loose!
FREDDY VS. JASON (2003, 97 min.) on DVD.Springwood, OH. Next to NJ's Crystal Lake.
When A Stranger Calls Back (1993)Lovely decor! Really matches your serial killer.
Sergio Martino's SCREAMERS (1979, 82 min.) on Amazon Prime for the first time.Gill-man's relatives exploited by Bond-like Italian supervillain.orStarring Barbara Bach, so attempted rape... twice!
Cat People (1982, Paul Scharder)Oh, so this is a Sleepwalkers prequel
Dawn of the Dead (1978) Can Ken Foree be my spirit animal?
Sorority Row (2009)Rumer has it, these girls are awful.
UNCLE SAM (1996) Stupid movie takes itself way too seriously.
The Prophecy (1995)Just one question, are you an angel?
Carnival of Souls (1962)A piercing, mesmerizing daymare of a movie.
Slumber Party Massacre II (1987, dir. Deborah Brock)Has a guitar ever been more phallic?
A Cure For Wellness (2016) dir. Gore VerbinskiThe only cure needed is less minutes.
STRIPPED TO KILL (1987) “Rock Bottom Dance Club.” Sounds about right.
Shocker (1989)Thought the shocker was something completely different.
HORROR HOSPITAL (1973)Actors and cinematography deserve a better movieORBatman’s Alfred having fun as mad scientist
The Mummy's Hand (1940)No reincarnated princess, just a drug addict mummy
Theatre of Blood (1973)This movie has sword-fighting on trampolines people
Tremors (1990): Best ensemble western-horror cast ever
Scream (1996): Still suspicious of Sheriff Boots. Sequel, maybe?
Hocus Pocus (1993)Disney's really playing up this dude's virginity.
GET OUT 2017White privilege moves from Stepford to here.
The Devils (1971)Oliver's reed gives Redgrave a kinky neck.
The Void (2017) dir. Steven Kostanski & Jeremy GillespieWhat's the opposite of a face mask?
Dead of Night (1977, dir. Dan Curtis)More albino Begley Jr. please and thanks.
Vampire Circus (1972, dir. Robert Young)Also called The House of Flying Crosses.
The Host (2006) dir. Bong Joon-hoI didn't hear one person say "MUTO".
Suspiria (2018)50 Shades of East-Berlin Depression... and witches!Sidebar: my wife was professional dancer in a dance company for a time and she thought this movie was completely unrealistic... not because of the witches but because Susie wasn't immediately a pariah in the company for having no formal training, getting the lead parts, and becoming the obvious favorite of the staff in a matter of days.
Sleepaway Camp (1983)Problematic? Sure but at least Judy died.
It: Chapter 2 (2019)Bullying saved the day! Don't tell Melania.
Basket Case (1982)Little fucker had Duane by the balls.
Pet Sematary (1989)Church should have drove a truck, ayuh.
Nightbreed (1990)I wish Cronenberg would just zip it.
Midsommar (2019)Deranged commune yeah but they're onto something.-or-Why Chidi went to the Bad Place.
Sweet Sixteen (1983, dir. Jim Sotos)Mellissa meets multiple murders. Mho's mo mlame?
Climax (2019)Easily the worst I've seen this year.
New Year's Evil (1980)So...different time zones are "eve-l"?
Tales from the darkside the movie 1990Lot 249Erika's Peak Slater really hates his Mummy....
Trick 'r Treat (2007) dir. Michael DoughertySomeone please get Brian Cox an inhaler.
Creepshow 2 (1987)Uber Passenger Rating: Five Stars. Very polite!
Little Monsters (2019)Missed opportunity not using ukulele as weapon.
Tales from the darkside the movie 1990The cat from hellProof man's best friend is a Dog
Eye of the DevilWhere Donald Pleasence is the subtle one
Tales from the darkside the movie 1990Lover's VowJames Remars kid's look a bit Xtro
Tales from the darkside the movie 1990Wraparound storyDebbie Harry is super hot. About 180°C
creepshow 2 1987Chief Wood"n'head14th of 14 on both lists individually
The Unnamable (1988)Creature effects alone make this worth watching.
Alice Sweet Alice (1976)Religious fanatics: the most terrifying of monsters.
Motel Hell (1980)Chainsaw fighting while wearing a pig head?!
Madman (1981)I won't remember this in a week.
The Grudge (2004, dir. Takashi Shimizu)Someone get these ghosts some anger management!
creepshow 2 1987The RaftPractical Bin bags still better than C.G.I.
Hostel (2005, dir. Eli Roth)Why I don't book at Best Western.
The Night Watchmen (2017)WGN'S Bozo horror with early 2000's humor.
creepshow 2 1987The HitchikerFelt even more racist than Chief Wood'n'head ....
creepshow 2 1987Wraparound story Plants are much safer in the UK
BLOODRAYNE (2005) Billy Zane’s wig, though. Billy… Zane’s… wig.
Tales from the Darkside: the Movie (1990)Welcoming Gargoyles into my home... with Disney+!
TRANSYLVANIA 6-500 (1985):Well. That was most certainly something different.
The People Under the Stairs (Wes Craven, 1991)Themes covered include Goonies, cannibalism and gentrification.
BLOODRAYNE 2: DELIVERANCE (2007) Why aren’t more Westerns filmed in Romania?
Ginger Snaps (2000) Dir. John FawcettSo...are we not getting cookies then?
The Ritual(2018) NOT THE BEES knees without bear cage.
Mountaintop Motel Massacre (1986)This is definitely Italian... Wait! WHAT? Louisiana?!
Re-Animator (1985)After intermittent rewatches: neither over nor underrated.
Butcher, Baker, Nightmare Maker (1981)In defense of the indefensible: great movie.
Tales From the Darkside: The Movie (1990Rae Dawn Chong's finest performance. Sorry, Commando.
The Haunting (1963)This needs more of the Liam Neesons
The Haunting (1963)Way to make it all about Eleanor.
House (1986)A Normie horror comedy? I call Bull.
BLOODRAYNE 3: THE THIRD REICH (2011) Somebody please stop me from watching these.
BAD TASTEIndulging Peter Jackson's blood on glasses fetish
Freddy's Dead: The Final Nightmare (Rachel Talalay, 1991)Tom and Roseanne cameo the real nightmare!
Day of the Triffids (1963)Dr Soames just gave up REALLY quick
Thir13en Ghosts (2001)Some real specific ghosts there, evil book.or...2001 horror: where subtlety went to die.
Messiah of Evil (1973, dir. Willard Huyck, Gloria Katz)No longer visiting grocery stores, movie theaters.
Hostel Part II (2007, dir. Eli Roth)That's the way I take baths too!
Lord of Illusions (1995)This Quantum Leap episode is really weird.
Addams Family Values (1993)Parents pied while daughter immolated; impressive range.
The Barn (2016) Retro styling doesn't fix a bad movie
Necronomicon (1993)Perfect Canadian election night movie. Very squishy.
Nightmare On Elm Street 4 : The Dream Master (1988)Teacher hilariously instructs mourning teens on dreams.
Misery (1990)Annie Wilkes was Fan Twitter before Twitter.
The Cabin in the Woods (2011)So basically a fairly typical Airbnb experience?