Lake Mungo (2008)No beer consumed. NOT an Australian film.
Berserk! (1967, Jim O'Connolly)It's better if Joan Crawford's in charge
Gremlins 2 (1990)That female gremlin looks like Willem Dafoe.
Silent Hill (2006)"Morning Silent Hill! Forecast is...fuckin' ashy"!
Fear (1990)post Breakfast Club showdown: better than Relentless.
The Dark (2005)Don't Bello, movie's not worth hill'o Beans.
I Know What You Did Last Summer (1997)J-Love's Olympics. Ahem..."WHAT'RE YOU SKATING FOR"!
The Changeling (1980)My kid needs changelings all the time.
BLACK MAGIC 2 (1976)Black magic, zombies, Singapore, and some exploitation.ORI could watch Lo Lieh in anything
Wes Craven’s New Nightmare (1994)Make him scarier? Two words...gangster hat
Teeth (2007, dir. Mitchell Lichtenstein)Need a circumcision? Leave it to beaver.
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TRANCE (2010) Dominique Swain. Jeremy London. Together at last!
CRUISING (1980) Gayest killer until ELM STREET 2 dethroned!
Midsommer (2019)"Sometimes you burn the bear, and sometimes..."
Society (1989)Wealthy elite and lower classes butt heads.
IT (2017) One orgy I'm glad to have missed.
F (aka The Expelled)Was there supposed to be an ending?
Demon Seed (1977, dir. Donald Cammell)That 70's high tech is utterly charming.
Hour of the Wolf (1968) Bad luck to kill a sea boy.
Jason Goes To Hell: The Final Friday (1993)More like... Injason of the body snatchers!
Tooth and Nail (2007, dir. Mark Young)Cannibals want Rider Strong's bod. Mr. Hunter!
Misery (1990) dir. Rob Reiner Sheriff Buster is definitely packing a hog
The Forest of the Lost Souls (2017)Free murder upgrade with purchase of suicide.
Shaun Of The Dead (2004) dir. Edgar WrightHenry the Eighth is finally referenced positively.
The Changeling (1980)Never follow ghosts to a second location.
Haunt (2019) She learned a lot in one night.
Thirst (2009)Not the WORST priest I've ever encountered...
The Burning (1981)Holly Hunter sure rocks those nonspeaking roles.
Into the Dark: Flesh & Blood (2018)Agoraphobic's scary movie version of Home Alone.
The Lost Boys (1987)If your friends jumped off a bridge...
The Hitcher (1986)More Jennifer Jason Leigh to go around.
Evil Dead II (1987)Quaint secluded cabin, engaging forest, portal adjacent.
The Blob (1958)Global warming results in The Blob 2
Wes Craven's New Nightmare (1994)So in reality, Freddy's arms get cold.
Cabin in the Woods (2011)The worst internship of all time.
Corpse Party: Tortured Souls (2013)Horror anime does carnage like no others.
Evil Dead II (1987)I hope that wasn't his wiping hand.
The Lighthouse (2019) dir. Robert Eggers A Bobby Eggs production -- some subtitling required
Tales from the Darkside: The Movie (1990)Women *still* think Matthew Lawrence is Delicious
Carnival of Souls (1962)‘Best Supporting Carnival Mat’ award goes to...
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MARLA MAE (2019):The bad guys explode dick-first. Five stars.
Us (2019)*checks twitter*...Underground mute living sounds great
BEWARE THE EYE OF AMUN-RA (2018) Thought this was horror. Clicked play. Oops.
The Battery(2012)Welp, now you're trapped AND hung over
The Visit (2019) dir. M. Night Shyamalan Put Kathryn Hahn in all the movies.
Creep 2 (2017) Dir. Patrick BriceMissed opportunity to call it "2 Creeps"
Madhouse(1974)They say schedule like shhedule. That's class.
Tales From the Dark Side (1990)Unfortunately my exs just leave me, alive
Goodnight Mommy (2014)Great, another reason to not have kids
Madhouse(1974)Price and Cushing always worth a look.
Madhouse(1974)Typical Hollywood. Kill director. Bemoan hiring replacement.
SATAN’S BLADE (1984) Even in horror, going fishing is boring.
Horror of Dracula (1958)The Dracula's coming from inside the house!
Green Room(2015) Tours finished already? That just Ain't Rights!
Body Bags (1993)"The Gas Station" - Revenge of the Nerds but less rapey
Body Bags (1993)I hope John Carpenter does my autopsy.
The Dead Don't Die (2019)Helped me identify with Dad. So disappointed.
The Innkeepers (2011)Staying at this inn is no holiday.
New Nightmare (Wes Craven, 1994)"Wes" on hook for all these murders?
Cat People (1982)Nastassja Kinski has John Heard pussy whipped.
Possession (1981)Do Sam Neill movies ever end well?
FACELESS (1987) Has horror harmed the plastic surgery industry?
Scream (1996)Successful killer gets ass beat in process.
Friday the 13th (2009)What is with Jason and smashing windows?
Scary Stories to Tell in the Dark (2019)Pale Woman was a real wakeup call
NIGHT CLUB MASSACRE (2017) No, I didn’t watch this. You’re hallucinating.
"The Skeleton Key" (2005, Dir. Ian Softley)What's swampier? The bayou or the accents? orWhen you're dealing with voodoo, tread Softley.
Society (1990, Brian Yuzna)I dont see what the big HOLYFUCK!
The Shining (1980)Deranged dad does destructive damage to Danny.
Cast a Deadly Spell(1991)Gargoyles dont have nards!... gargoyles got nards
Friday the 13th Part VI: Jason Lives (1986)Meta, fun, with PG-13 kills from Jason.
Near Dark (1987)Jesse, Severen, Diamondback, and Homer: YA BURNT.
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