THE DEVIL DOLL (1936, dir. Tod Browning)Browning is up to his old tricksORHave enemies? Use shrinking techniques against them
Dark Shadows (2012)This was more serious than i thought.
Elle (2016)This was as serious as I expected.
The Rocky Horror Picture Show (1975)This was as silly as I expected
The Howling (1981)This movie is bonkers. Mazda equals success?
I mean in 1981.... yes
The People Under The Stairs (1991, Wes Craven)Versatile gimp costume: running, hunting, general gimping.
THE LANGOLIERS (1995) Director to Pinchot: “Go bigger. Bigger! BIGGER!!!”
Halloween: Resurrection (2002)Busta's Halloween remix: "Shock Yo' Nuts"
Halloween 2 (1981)Ben Tramer was drunk on gasoline apparently
Ha ha ha!
Get Out (2017)Yet another white man killed by antlers
Modern equivalent to quicksand.
The Hit her (1986)Only trouble hitchhikes that Hauer of night
The title of course was supposed to be The Hitcher. Troubling auto correct, phone.
Halloween 3 (1982)Atkin's 'stache got me drunk and pregnant
GINGER SNAPS (2000) Every girl's nightmare.... hit puberty.... get HAIRY!
IT Chapter 2 (2019)"The Irishman" couldn't help out the clubhouse?
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Alexandre Aja's CRAWL (2019, 87 min.) on Blu-ray.Shame "A Serbian Film" title already taken.orCranky crocs crash crippled clan's contained quarters.
Hellraiser III: Hell on Earth (1992)Clubbin Pinhead way cooler than poolside Freddy.
Friday the 13th Part VI: Jason Lives dir. Tom McLoughlin"Get me an ECU of that crotch"
The Changeling (1980)Revenge’s best served very very very cold.
Cabin in the Woods Never been a more disappointing big hand.
The Cabin in the Woods (2011)I’m surprised they didn’t squeeze in Annabelle.
Zeder AKA Revenge of the Dead (1983)Tired of zombie movies with zombies? Voila!
Shark Exorcist (2015, dir. Donald Farmer)Still better than both the Exorcist prequels.
Midsommar (2019)Traveling abroad can be a real bear.
The Hills Have Eyes (1977)I kept waiting for someone's MAGA hat.
MANSION OF THE DOOMED (1976)Fun variation on Eyes Without A Face
The Man Who Laughs (1928)They're laughing at you, not with you.
Forbidden World (1982, dir. Allan Holzman)Terrifying mutant alien loose. Nevermind, wanna bone?
The Guest (2014)Find super soldier helpful? You guest wrong!
A Deadly Adoption (2015)Should've further explored finance book tour orgies.
Halloween III: Season Of The WitchScore another 'ween for maestro John Carpenter.
TenebreThat’s a killer way to get publicity.
Nightbeast (1982)Second watch this month...I love it!
Dolls (1987)Fun, but I prefer Toulon making Puppets.
The Midnight Meat Train (2008)I'll wait for the Sunrise Donut Train.
Leatherface: The Texas Chainsaw Massacre III (1990, Jeff Burr)This years cannibal colours? Pretty pastels, bloodied.
Nightbreed (1990)Cronenberg as great a slasher as director!
The Black Cat (1934)Frankenstein & Dracula Meet Post-Traumatic Stress Disorder
Man of A Thousand Faces (1957)More like Three & A Funny Nose
The Adventures of Ichabod and Mr. Toad (1949)The dating culture was weird back then.
In the Mouth of Madness (1994) Dir. John CarpenterI expect the Old Ones any day.
Leatherface: Texas Chainsaw Massacre III (Jeff Burr, 1990)Viggo LITERALLY too hot for this family.
Rosemary's Baby (1968)Did Polanski have sex with that baby?
Freddy vs Jason (2003)Inpatient escapes asylum. Hides AT HOME. Clever
Phantasm: Ravager (2016, dir. David Hartman)If it made sense I'd be disappointed.
Halloween 4: The Return of Michael Myers (1988, dir. My Boy)Remember: Cops do it by the book.
The Woman (2011, dir. Lucky McKee)We don't talk about this movie enough.
Nightmare on Elm Street 3THE FINAL CLIMACTIC BATTLE....against a skeleton
Itsy Bitsy (Micah Gallo, 2019)Creepy spider, but the earnestness is horrifying
Baskin (2015)What base is Frenching the eye hole?
Dog Soldiers (2002)Featuring one less dog. Ser Davos: "Fewer"
Phantasm (1979)Mike has a ferocious personality and bite.
RawFinished my dinner before the gross stuff.
Bubba Ho-tep (2002)Elvis really should have had a chainsaw.
CREEP (2004) Filmmakers assume subway trains run completely silent.
"Final Destination 3" (2006, Dir. James Wong)Tanning salon owner framed by death itself.
The Girl On the Third Floor (2019)Slimier? Punks character or the houses walls.
The Lighthouse (Robert Eggers, 2019)He was warned about killing the seagull.