Tuesday, October 29, 2019

2019 Scary Movie Challenge Day 29


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  1. THE DEVIL DOLL (1936, dir. Tod Browning)

    Browning is up to his old tricks
    OR
    Have enemies? Use shrinking techniques against them

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  2. Dark Shadows (2012)

    This was more serious than i thought.

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  3. Elle (2016)

    This was as serious as I expected.

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  4. The Rocky Horror Picture Show (1975)

    This was as silly as I expected

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  5. The Howling (1981)

    This movie is bonkers. Mazda equals success?

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  6. The People Under The Stairs (1991, Wes Craven)

    Versatile gimp costume: running, hunting, general gimping.

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  7. THE LANGOLIERS (1995)

    Director to Pinchot: “Go bigger. Bigger! BIGGER!!!”

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  8. Halloween: Resurrection (2002)

    Busta's Halloween remix: "Shock Yo' Nuts"

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  9. Halloween 2 (1981)
    Ben Tramer was drunk on gasoline apparently

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  10. Get Out (2017)
    Yet another white man killed by antlers

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  11. The Hit her (1986)
    Only trouble hitchhikes that Hauer of night

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  12. Halloween 3 (1982)
    Atkin's 'stache got me drunk and pregnant

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  13. GINGER SNAPS (2000)

    Every girl's nightmare.... hit puberty.... get HAIRY!

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  14. IT Chapter 2 (2019)

    "The Irishman" couldn't help out the clubhouse?

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  16. Alexandre Aja's CRAWL (2019, 87 min.) on Blu-ray.

    Shame "A Serbian Film" title already taken.
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    Cranky crocs crash crippled clan's contained quarters.

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  17. Hellraiser III: Hell on Earth (1992)

    Clubbin Pinhead way cooler than poolside Freddy.

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  18. Friday the 13th Part VI: Jason Lives dir. Tom McLoughlin

    "Get me an ECU of that crotch"

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  19. The Changeling (1980)

    Revenge’s best served very very very cold.

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  20. Cabin in the Woods
    Never been a more disappointing big hand.

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  21. The Cabin in the Woods (2011)

    I’m surprised they didn’t squeeze in Annabelle.

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  22. Zeder AKA Revenge of the Dead (1983)

    Tired of zombie movies with zombies? Voila!

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  23. Shark Exorcist (2015, dir. Donald Farmer)

    Still better than both the Exorcist prequels.

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  24. Midsommar (2019)

    Traveling abroad can be a real bear.

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  25. The Hills Have Eyes (1977)

    I kept waiting for someone's MAGA hat.

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  26. MANSION OF THE DOOMED (1976)

    Fun variation on Eyes Without A Face

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  27. The Man Who Laughs (1928)

    They're laughing at you, not with you.

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  28. Forbidden World (1982, dir. Allan Holzman)

    Terrifying mutant alien loose. Nevermind, wanna bone?

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  29. The Guest (2014)

    Find super soldier helpful? You guest wrong!

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  30. A Deadly Adoption (2015)

    Should've further explored finance book tour orgies.

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  32. Halloween III: Season Of The Witch

    Score another 'ween for maestro John Carpenter.

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  33. Tenebre

    That’s a killer way to get publicity.

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  34. Nightbeast (1982)

    Second watch this month...I love it!

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  35. Dolls (1987)

    Fun, but I prefer Toulon making Puppets.

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  36. The Midnight Meat Train (2008)

    I'll wait for the Sunrise Donut Train.

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  37. Leatherface: The Texas Chainsaw Massacre III (1990, Jeff Burr)

    This years cannibal colours? Pretty pastels, bloodied.

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  38. Nightbreed (1990)

    Cronenberg as great a slasher as director!

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  39. The Black Cat (1934)

    Frankenstein & Dracula Meet Post-Traumatic Stress Disorder

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  40. Man of A Thousand Faces (1957)

    More like Three & A Funny Nose

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  41. The Adventures of Ichabod and Mr. Toad (1949)

    The dating culture was weird back then.

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  42. In the Mouth of Madness (1994) Dir. John Carpenter

    I expect the Old Ones any day.

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  43. Leatherface: Texas Chainsaw Massacre III (Jeff Burr, 1990)

    Viggo LITERALLY too hot for this family.

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  44. Rosemary's Baby (1968)

    Did Polanski have sex with that baby?

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  45. Freddy vs Jason (2003)

    Inpatient escapes asylum. Hides AT HOME. Clever

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  46. Phantasm: Ravager (2016, dir. David Hartman)

    If it made sense I'd be disappointed.

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  47. Halloween 4: The Return of Michael Myers (1988, dir. My Boy)

    Remember: Cops do it by the book.

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  48. The Woman (2011, dir. Lucky McKee)

    We don't talk about this movie enough.

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  49. Nightmare on Elm Street 3

    THE FINAL CLIMACTIC BATTLE....against a skeleton

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  50. Itsy Bitsy (Micah Gallo, 2019)

    Creepy spider, but the earnestness is horrifying

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  51. Baskin (2015)

    What base is Frenching the eye hole?

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  52. Dog Soldiers (2002)

    Featuring one less dog. Ser Davos: "Fewer"

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  53. Phantasm (1979)

    Mike has a ferocious personality and bite.

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  54. Raw

    Finished my dinner before the gross stuff.

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  55. Bubba Ho-tep (2002)

    Elvis really should have had a chainsaw.

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  56. CREEP (2004)

    Filmmakers assume subway trains run completely silent.

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  57. "Final Destination 3" (2006, Dir. James Wong)

    Tanning salon owner framed by death itself.

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  58. The Girl On the Third Floor (2019)

    Slimier? Punks character or the houses walls.

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  59. The Lighthouse (Robert Eggers, 2019)

    He was warned about killing the seagull.

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