Thursday, October 3, 2019

2019 Scary Movie Challenge Day 3


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  1. "From Beyond" (1986, Dir. Stuart Gordon)

    Documentary footage of Jeffery Combs' actual birth.

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  2. THE HORRIBLE DR. HICHCOCK (1962, dir. Riccardo Freda)

    Best aspects are Barbara Steele and cinematography.
    Or
    Could the conclusion have influenced Suspiria's end?

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  3. Night of the Creeps (1986)

    The flamethrower really lights up the outfit.

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  4. DETENTION (2011, dir. Joseph Kahn)

    Mmmbop,
    Ba duba dop ba du bop.

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  5. The Mangler (1995)
    Wrinkled plot loses steam. Oh the IRONy.

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  6. Leatherface: The Texas Chainsaw Massacre III (1990, dir. Jeff Burr)

    Viggo folds you in half before eating.

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  7. VIY (1967)

    Forget Tolstoy. THIS is a Russian epic!

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  8. Brain Damage (1988)

    Unlimited junkyard raves with brain parasite purchase

    or

    Crooning psychedelic vampire penis has impressive backstory

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  9. VICTOR CROWLEY (2017):
    More slashers should kill with belt sanders.

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  10. The Strangers Prey at Night (2018) - Rivals Old School's usage of Bonnie Tyler.

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  11. Gremlins (1984)

    Full of little creatures and cool cameos.

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  12. THE NEON DEMON (2016)

    This is David Lynch's remake of SUSPIRIA!

    OR

    Models are witches who naturally never eat.

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  13. Idle Hands (1999)

    So flimsy, Jessica Alba is practically transparent

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  14. The Mummy (1959, Terence Fisher)

    Lee majestic in oddly wrapped Mummy cloth.

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  15. Platypossum (2017)

    Creator has seen neither platypus nor possum.

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  16. The Boogens (1981)

    Mineshaft meanies make mincemeat of mangy mutt.

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  17. Curtains (1983)

    Wait, who rented Ice Castles by mistake?

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  18. Scream 4 (2011)

    Where should we host Stab-a-thon? A BARN!

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  19. My Friend Dahmer (2017, Marc Meyers)

    Seems like a cool hang, until dinner.

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  20. Lights Out (2016):

    I feel you Diana, I'll steal you...

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  21. Ouija: Origin of Evil:

    New to me, I loved this movie

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  22. Deadtime Stories (1986)

    This uncle is the Worst. Babysitter. Ever.

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  23. Thinner (1996)

    Fat Tony and Homer vs. sideshow mob

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    1. *Ron Howard's voice
      "His best friend is a cursed pie!"

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  24. Slender Man (2018, dir. Sylvian White)

    Feels like David Fincher directed Wish Upon.

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  27. All the Colors of the Dark (1972)

    Losing sense of reality? Take your vitamins

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  28. Devil's Revenge (2019, dir. Jared Cohn)

    Kirk and 7 of 9 vs. demons.

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  29. Halloween 2018

    The Tom Brady of aging serial killers

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  30. Blood for Dracula 1974
    movie lacks virgins, Udo is Comedy Gold

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  31. We Are What We Are (Somos lo que hay) (2010, dir. Jorge Michel Grau)

    Great, slowburn family drama, with added viscera!

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  32. Splinter (2008)

    Bonding with kidnapper less believable than monster.

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  33. Midsommar Director's Cut (2019)

    Loved this movie enough to install iTunes.

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  34. Rosemary's Baby (1968)

    He's got his father's balls...er...eyes.

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  35. May The Devil Take You (2018)

    Trichophilia takes on new meaning for me.

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  36. Sweet Sixteen (1983, dir. Jim Sotos)

    Fight the power, Melissa. Don't do it.

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  37. Psycho (1960)

    Sometimes Norman can be a real drag.

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  38. Tourist Trap (1979)

    Move to the city. Perform manzilian’s. BOOM!

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  39. Cemetery Man (1994)

    When all else fails snow globes prevail.

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  40. Prowl (2010, dir. Patrik Syversen)

    New friend wanted; must eat steak rare.

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  41. Awakening the Zodiac (2017)

    Car chases, sniper riffles, yep that's Zodiac

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  42. Doom (2005)
    Hell on Mars? Lack of Satan disappointing

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  43. The Omen (1976)
    30 percent cool kills. 70 percent exposition.

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  44. *A Nightmare On Elm Street (1984)

    ...forgot the climax same as Home Alone’s...

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  45. The Mothman Prophecies (2002)
    Cinema equivalent to shoving gerbil up ass.

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  46. Spookies (1986, dir. Eugenie Joseph and everyone)

    Having fun while also making no sense.

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  47. I Walked with a Zombie (1943, dir Jacques Tourneur)

    More like: I dragged a Zombie Around

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  48. The Seventh Victim (1943)

    The most passive-aggressive cult in film history?

    (I'm counting passive-aggressive as a single, compound word, but feel free to remove the article in your head if you aren't on board with that!)

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  49. The Strangers: Prey at Night (2018)

    Asking myself "Why are you doing this?"

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  50. The Last House on the Left (1972)

    Tough watch, but now I want cake

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  51. Child’s Play (1988)

    Isn't capitalism the real bad guy here?

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  52. Damien: Omen II (1978)
    I didnt enjoy "Young Sheldon: The Movie".

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  53. Texas Chainsaw Massacre: The Next Generation (1994)

    Cross dressing Leatherface looks alright, alright, alright.

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  54. Monkey Shines (1988)

    Murder, mayhem, monkeys, medical malarkey. Mildly melancholy.

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  55. Candyman (1992)
    That stump must get infected every day

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  56. Texas Chainsaw massacre 74

    Definetly not directed by Stephen Speilberg, ever!

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  57. Candyman (1992)

    Trevor takes Stacey over Helen? He's mental.

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  59. Hell House LLC: Lake of Fire

    More like Puddle of Bad CGI amirite?

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  60. PAPERHOUSE (1988)

    Remake: cast Rob Liefeld as little girl.

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  61. Deepstar Six (1989)

    Damn it, I meant to watch Leviathan.

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  62. The Wind (2018)

    Prairie Demons also responsible for non-linear storytelling?

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  63. Shriek if you Know What I Did Last Friday the 13th (2001)

    Tom Arnold AND Coolio! I..AM..IN!

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  65. Cannibal Hookers (1987) Dir. Donald Farmer

    Tastes like chicken with hints of gonorrhea.

    The Banana Splits Movie (2019) Dir. Danishka Esterhazy

    My favorite segment was always "Danger Island".

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  66. Rec (2007)

    That's why you don't talk to neighbors.

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  67. Friday the 13th (2009)

    Jason kills sexy teenagers but who cares?

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  68. High Tension (2003) Dangers of placing head in staircase evident.

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  69. The Gate (1987)
    Sacrifyx mix gave me 3/4s Eldritch Horrors

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  70. Pet Sematary (2019)

    Sometimes not remaking a movie is better

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  71. The Strangers: Prey at Night (2018) Dir. Johannes Roberts

    Filmed live at the Republican National Convention.

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  72. Amityville II: The Possession (1982)

    Child abuse, incest, domestic violence and more!

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  73. Waxwork (1988)

    The ending makes me think of Trump.

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  74. Mr. Boogedy (1986)

    Phantom Puritan plagues, pesters, and petrifies phamily.

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  75. Bride of Boogedy (1987)

    Memories of this haunted me for years.

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  76. The Changeling (1980)

    Looks like it's filmed on haunted Kodak.

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  77. Candy Corn (2019)

    Directed by Josh Hasty Directed by R.Zombie

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  78. Cat People (1942; dir: Jacques Tourneur)

    When will psychiatrists believe our cat stories??

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  79. Halloween (2018)

    I got peanut butter on my penis.

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  80. BLOODY PIT OF HORROR (1965)

    Haunted castle photoshoot? What could go wrong?

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  81. Willow Creek (2013)

    Found FOOT-age gimmick used to BIG effect!

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  82. Candyman (1992)

    Learned Tupac's Troublesome '96 lyrics are incorrect

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  83. Sleepy Hollow (1999)

    Love for Landau’s powdered wig runs DEEP.

    or

    Man, do I miss top-tier Tim!

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  84. Hereditary (dir Ari Aster, 2018)

    There's mom crawling on the ceiling again.

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  85. Friday the 13th (1980)

    Where it all started. This series, anyways.

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  86. Friday the 13th Part VI: Jason Lives (1986)

    Well, the kids got their money's worth.

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  87. Children of the Corn (1984)

    Corny corn close ups, jump scares, kids

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  88. Blood Fest

    Peter Parker needs a new best friend.

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  89. Poltergeist (1982)

    Neighbor Ben sucks, even poltergeists avoid him.

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  90. Hocus Pocus (1993)

    Because my best friend doesn't like horror.

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  91. Death Proof (2007)

    Did you hear me Butterfly? Billboard whoooooooo!!!!

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  92. Dracula (1931)

    Zero to vampire in under seven minutes

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  93. One Cut of the Dead (2019)

    Love love love love love this movie!

    *Didn't want to make a joke that might spoil this - seriously go in as blind as you can - even knowing as much as I did I was still delightfully surprised.

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