Interview with the Vampire: The Vampire Chronicles (1994):Hollywood equal Vampires: Women are only prey.
The Evil Within (2017)Basically Mirrors but made by a madman
Incubus (1966)Not Spanish. Not English. Not Latin. Shatner.
It Chapter 2 (2019)Still waiting for King's sequel, "Wait, What"?
IT Chapter 2 (2019)I Didn't hate It. I fucking Hader'd it.(That means I liked it a lot)
Didn't hate it. I fuckin Hader'd it(Now it's 7 words. Sorry)
It Chapter 2 (2019)This series really ruined the sewerclown industry
It Chapter 2 (2019)Chapter 2? More like Chapter Thank You!
It Chapter 2 (2019)As a now retired subterraneanclown...anyone hiring?
It Chapter 2 (2019)Pennywise? Dumbfoolish. Is that the right phrase?
It Chapter 2 (2019)Saw film in empty theatre. T'was great.
For counting purposes, I'm assuming you didn't watch it seven times?
Mikko is SMM MVP.
No, I didn't. Should have kept it in one bunch. Sorry about that, I've been on a gig and finally had time to see the movie, got very excited. My bad.
No bad, just making sure.
DAUGHTERS OF DARKNESS (1971)Savagery lurks inside the most beautiful creaturesOrA trip to Belgium courtesy of eurohorror
LAIR OF THE WHITE WORM (1988, dir. Ken Russell)The subtlety of Ken Russell on displayORSerpent vampires strangely attracted to bagpipe music
Rabid (1977, David Cronenberg)Waxing that armpit would be a pain
Society (1989)I have seen things you wouldn’t believe!
You can't have Halloween without a good shunting.
DAY OF THE ANIMALS (1977) Animals sure take their time before attacking.
Scream (1996,dir Wes Craven)"This is life. This isn't a movie!"
Killer Klowns from Outer Space (1988)Ancient Aliens? History Channel original movie, right?orTactical shower curtain best defense against clowns
Creepshow (1982)Barfly Barbeau belittles beau with bovine beverageOREnter on Adkins, exit on a prick
Ah damn, the moment I hit SEND, I realized I should have said "bearing" in place of "with"
Alligator (1980)Wedding Crashers, but funny and with teeth.
Final Destination (2000)Most entertaining United Airlines training video ever.
Kingdom of the Spiders (1977)The spider movie Arachnophobia wanted to be.
The Furies (2019)Rare feeling: Cant WAIT for a sequel!
MIDSOMMAR (2019) dir. Ari AsterMore rictus grinning naked elderly than HEREDITARY.
Happy Death Day (2017)Her safety? Punxsutawney State. Go Phightin' Phils!
The Bride of Frankenstein (1935, dir. James Whale)Bandages are removed. Goth culture is born.
Brightburn (2019)This boy's super abilities are jaw-droppingly evil.
Oldboy (2003)Relationships can't last without a tongue anyway
Tusk (2014)This is also how Clerks originally ended
The Fog (1980)Honestly, weatherman hasn't a chance with Stevie.
Dead of Night aka Deathdream (1974)Guess he's more of a cat person.
Sole Survivor (1984)Much less passive aggressive than Final Destination.
The Haunting (1963)Excuse me what? I was inner monologuing
The Forest of Lost Souls (2018) Millenials are know-it-all hipsters even in suicide.
Creepshow (1982)Someone please give Bernie Sanders his cake.
Bride of Chucky (1998, dir. Ronny Yu) What's better'n Jennifer Tilly playing a doll? Seed of Chucky (2004, dir. Don Mancini) Jennifer Tilly playing a doll and herself.
Texas Chainsaw 3D (2013)Guess I own a dead lady now.
976-Evil 2 (1991)Before 1-800-COLLECT nixed 900 numbers.
Scream 3 (2000)Careful, Ghostface, Emily Mortimer has bird bones.
Devil Story (1985)Nazi zombie, sexy blonde, man shoots horse.
IT: Chapter 2 (2019)Oh, so It came from outer space
EVENT HORIZON (1997)"Here I come motherfucker!"----MASTERPIECE STATUS CONFIRMED!!
Christmas Evil (1980)Fantastic ending. Great score. Ripped Jeffrey DeMunn.
DEATH MACHINES (1994) Perfect ‘90s 3 a.m. cable TV movie.
Uncle Sam (1996)I WANT YOU, TO REMAKE THIS COWARDS!
Sleepwalkers (1992)Sorry, I'm taking my mom to prom.
A NIGHTMARE ON ELM STREET (2010)Remind me not to rewatch this one.
Itsy Bitsy (2019, dir. Micah Gallo)Positive that spider lives outside our house.
Halloween: Resurrection (2002)What's the matter? Are you not dangertained?!
HomeBodies 1974On VHS just for my brother from another mother ChaybeeThe Killer senior citizens genre starts here
House of Dracula (1945, Erle C. Kenton)This Dracula feels much hornier than usual
UNINVITED (1987): ALIEN goes Spring Break. With George Kennedy.
Twilight Zone: The Movie (1983)Fine grandpa, we'll play kick the can.
IT CHAPTER 2Old Spice guy versus Killer Space Klown
The Evil Dead (1981)Proof that audiobooks will kill us all.
Paperhouse (1989)Amazon and JB both say this counts.
The Monster (2016)Pretty much how all family roadtrips end.
The Hitcher (2007)Guess what happens to Sean Beans character.
Lasso (2018) Just give her the steak, Muscle Fucker. Rodeo really is a dying industry. #dadjokes
Re-Animator(1985) Seven words? Only one is necessary....malpractice.
A Nightmare on Elm Street (1984)A love story done right, for once.
SILENT HILL (2006):Ash effect was actually parmesan cheese. Delicious.
and they forgot to tell the waiter when
Scary Movie (1991):John Hawkes is greater than Jon Abrahams
May The Devil Take Me (2018; dir: Timo Tjahjanto)Sure, since you asked me so nicely.
The Autopsy of Jane Doe (2016)My fellow embalmers needed new nightmares. Thanks!
The Furies (2019)The costumes definitely aren't cute and fuzzy!Or:Mild Spoiler: The best "game" premise ever?
Slumber Party Massacre 2 (1987) Dir. Deborah BrockThe bassist's right hand technique bothered me.
THE POSSESSION OF HANNAH GRACE (2018) Morgue needs more Borg, Porgs, and Wargs.
Night of the Creeps (1986)Atkins not the romantic male lead? Bullshit!
Captain Kronos - Vampire Hunter (1974)Not many vampires, but LOTS of sexism!
Hell Night Who forgot to lock the gun room?
We Are Still Here (2015)My dog ate socks then died too
Midsommar (2019)Not one to send food back, but...
The Furies (2019)I just...need more...like another movie...
A Nightmare On Elm Street 2: Freddy’s Revenge (1985)(theatrical screening with audience of about fifteen people)...this film’s subtext: parakeets make obnoxious pets...
Child's Play 2 (1990)Kind of annoying until the toy factory
The Abdominal Dr Phibes (1971)Bats, brass battling British bourgeois? Bloody brilliant.
Return to House on Haunted Hill (2007, dir. Victor Garcia)At least they gave Jeffrey Combs work.
Midsommar(2019) Now this is some cinema! Martin Scorcese
Book of Monsters (2018)Practical creatures and gore galore; killer birthday!
Day of the Dead (1985)Zombies that shoot guns? You mean, Republicans?
Death Machine (1994)Should have been set in a mall.
Night of the Comet (1984)How long until this comet comes back?
House of Usher (1960)A nice comfy blanket of a movie.
A Horrible Way to Die (2010)I anticipated a much more horrible death.
Halloween (2018)A Halloween sequel that's actually Terminator 2!
Brightburn (2019) Or, more appropriately titled: Tim Burtons Superman.
The Descent (2005)Tight spaces infinitely more terrifying than molemen.
Dawn of the Dead (2004)Exact moment Zach Snyder officially became "visionary"
GHOST SHIP (1980) But which ghost is the assistant purser?
The Vault (2017) This movie suffers from bipolar disorder.
The Furies (2019)She gets to rock an eye patch!
Annabelle Comes Home (2019; dir: Gary Dauberman)The Annabelle franchise is actually sneaky good.
The Lodgers (2017)Inbred siblings scared of some upside-down water.
Haunt (2019)You can't accuse the killers of laziness.
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Dead Silence (2007)Twist Ending, a hands up his ass.
Midsommar (2019) dir. Ari AsterThat bear suit actually looks rather cozy.
The Silence (2019)Can't decide which: Deep Impact or Armageddon?
Joker (Todd Phillips, 2019)Counting this because it's a homicidal clown
Saw 3D: The Final Chapter (2010)The Final Chapter ... oh it's not final?