Sean S. Cunningham's FRIDAY THE 13TH: UNRATED 4K REMASTER (1980, Scream Factory Blu-ray)Rock has no more squeezable blood left.orMovie's graphic gore took Bacon's breath away.
Steve Miner's FRIDAY THE 13TH PART 2: UNRATED 4K REMASTER (1981, Scream Factory Blu-ray)Miner's first step into directorial career de-evolution.orTension of threat to menstruating women's unBEARable.
Joseph Zito's FRIDAY THE 13TH: THE FINAL CHAPTER UNRATED 4K REMASTER (1984. Scream Factory Blu-ray)16mm 20's porn? Ted's a hipster, confirmed.orSavini overcompensates for skipping "Friday 2, 3."
Crawl (2019 - Alexandre Aja) What's the favorite movie of alligators? Twister!
THE OLD DARK HOUSE (1932, dir. James Whale)"Have a potato," Mr. Thesinger said menacingly.
Kollegiet aka Room 203 (2007)Hi this is my catatonic boyfriend, Rolf
Flexing With Monty (2010 Written, Directed, Produced by John Albo)Male Pregnancy, Nuns, Bodybuilding, Susan Tyrrell's voice.
Halloween Resurrection, dir Rick Rosenthal, 2002Dangertainment quickly turns into scrambled dial upurrrr EEEE urrr NNNGGGG CRRRRcrrrr KEEEEEEE grrr
Halloween 2018, dir David Gordon Green, 2018Sometimes you just need that Greer energy
Dracula (1992)Authentic footage of Tom Waits circa 1992
Halloween, dir Rob Zombie, 2007Michael slaughters, Laurie kills at bagel conventions
STUDENT BODIES (1981) Fun movie, but feels six hours long.
Halloween 2 (1981)Ben Tramer represents America walking into 2020.
The Exorcist 3The wheel chair gag gets me everytime
Alone in the Dark (1982 dir. Jack Sholder)Pleasance continues to be world's worst psychiatrist
TerrorVision (1986, dir. Ted Nicolaou)"Earth Children, I'm the exposition dump alien"
THE QUIET (2005, Dir. Jamie Babbit) Trailer writes check that movie can't cash.
Friday the 13th Part VIII: Jason Takes ManhattanNowadays Time Square Elmo would beat Jason
Cannibal Girls (1973, dir. Ivan Reitman)Barely recognized Eugene Levy under that hair.
House of 1,000 Corpses (2003)Haven't seen sequels. Assume they follow grampa.
Halloween 4: The Return of Michael Myers (1988)Still miffed about Jamie's and Rachel's endings.
Extra Ordinary (2019)Bridget Jones's Exorcism with copious ghost vomit.
It: Chapter Two (2019)Eddie's right they're getting sepsis from this.
ICE SPIDERS (2003) Just because you can use CGI spiders…
Open Water (2003)Legit the scariest movie I've ever seen.
Body County (1986)Opening scene's purpose? Producer's son loves basketball.
Madhouse (1974) A favorite from this month so far
The Last House on the Left (1972, dir. Wes Craven)That cake really does look quite delicious.
The Serpent and the Rainbow (1988)They pulled that man back from dead!
New Nightmare (1994)Freddy Voice: what's your favourite scary movie?!
The Curse of Frankenstein (1957)Baron’s mean: Sit down and no chair?
Da Sweet Blood of Jesus (2014)5 second rule, but like, with blood. or Addicted to licking things off the floor.
DeepStar Six (1989)Miguel Ferrer needs to relax and decompress.
😅👏
FRANKENWEENIE (2012) Victor went on to manage a PetSmart.
Leviathan (1989)Leviathan vs The Abyss... like this Weller.
HALLOWEEN (1978) Babysitter Club turns out not so fun!
Species (1995)Henstridge hottest alien since Mac And Me.
Alien: Covenant (2017)Nobody can ever just enjoy a shower.
Friday the 13th Part VII: The New Blood (1988)The one where Jason ruins Bernie's weekend
Friday the 13th Part VIII: Jason Takes Manhattan (1989):The one where Jason goes to Canada
Blood Thirst (1971, dir. Newt Arnold)The acting's as stiff as the bodies.
The Mortuary Collection (2019)So is further training provided or what?
Halloween: The Curse of Micheal Myers (1995)Ahh there's a Thorn in Michael's side.
Halloween: The Curse of Micheal Myers "Producers Cut" (1995)Ahh there's a Thorn in Loomis's side.
Halloween 6 Theatrical vs. Producers Cut (2020)The winner is...who the Samhain cares.orAnd now the winner is...NOT ME.
🥵 Man, you took three bullets for the team. 🤤👍
LOL you aren't wrong. At least now I can rest easy knowing the differences. Would I recommend anyone do them back to back? No I would not.🤪
The Fly (1986)Stathis Borans is a perfect dickhead name
Extra Ordinary (2019, dir. Mike Ahern & Enda Loughman)Is this how U2 achieved their fame?
MOM AND DAD (2018) Most shocking death scene: the pool table.
Images (1972)Altman thriller features overlapping dialogue, personalities, consciousness
Route 666 (Wesley, 2001)Alternate title must have been Exposition HighwayalsoEven Lori Petty can't salvage this one
The Bird With The Crystal Plumage (1970)Trapped in a glass case of emotion!
Son Of Frankenstein (1939)Now I love Young Frankenstein even more!
Friday the 13th Part VIII: Jason Takes Manhattan (1989)"Jason Takes a Boat" isn't as catchy.
Howling II:...Your Sister Is a Werewolf (1985)"Ugh, this movie- *credits begin rolling* ...WORKED?"
Vampires vs. the Bronx (2020)Worth it just to see Mero act
Fade to Black (1980) Yells at strangers about movies. Launches Twitter.
EATEN ALIVE (1985) Does the dog die? No, alligator does.
Head of The Family (1996)Wanted to watch since 1996, not good. OrSorry, I was a Full Moon kid.
Southbound (2015) Life is a highway, all night long
Evilspeak Pigs, broadswords and revenge online at WWW.Satan.com
Tower of London (1962)Leggings will never go out of style
Lust for a VampireHow does this title know my thoughts?
Friday the 13th Part VII: The New Blood“Martha, have you seen my buzzsaw weedwacker?”
Session 9No way that’s a four guy job...
AnthropophagousNow that’s what I call “late term"
Friday the 13th Part VIII: Jason Takes ManhattanMore like Jason takes a pleasure cruise
Jason Goes to Hell: The Final FridayHonestly forgot I was watching a Friday
Open Grave (2013)Refreshing to see people committed to composting.
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The Awakening (2011) Great companion piece with Bly Manor/Flanagan
Night Of The Comet (1984)Gotta love a bad ass female lead.
Halloween (1978)The night he further lowered property values!
Scream (1996)Still holds up after all these years
UnhingedShe really should've given a courtesy honk.
Psycho II (1983) Dir. Richard FranklinTurns out the real psycho....was society.
The Last Broadcast (1998)Damn, thought it said The Last Breakfast.
Under the Skin (2013) Aliens should open leather and prostitution joints.
THE LOVE WITCH (2016) She certainly put a spell on me.
The Hidden (1987) director Jack SholderPaul Muad'Dib plays "Hide The Shai Hulud"
A Lizard in a Woman's Skin (1971)At least two things wrong with title.
One of my fav Morricone scores.
Suburban Gothic (2014)It's pretty funny and also really cringey.
Chopping Mall (1986)Just noticed aggressive camel toe, thanks Mantzoukas.
Shin Godzilla (2016)Face like Gwar, spines like Manheim Steamroller.
The Haunting of Hill House (2018)Fuck, I'm breaking the rules again. Sorry.
Mirror Mirror (1990) director Marina SargentiWhen the whole world's blue, go BlackAlsoThe worst looking sandwich in all cinema
The Haunting (1999)Well, it's got a pretty cast anyway.
Friday the 13th: The Final Chapter (1984)Love the story recaps. Continuity is important.
Spiral (’19, Kurtis David Harder)Good ending. Frustrating journey to get there.
Slither (2006 James Gunn)“Well that is some fucked up shit.”
Pitch Black (2000 David Twohy)Diesel delivers dumpster dialog in the dark.
Sean S. Cunningham's FRIDAY THE 13TH: UNRATED 4K REMASTER (1980, Scream Factory Blu-ray)
ReplyDeleteRock has no more squeezable blood left.
or
Movie's graphic gore took Bacon's breath away.
Steve Miner's FRIDAY THE 13TH PART 2: UNRATED 4K REMASTER (1981, Scream Factory Blu-ray)
ReplyDeleteMiner's first step into directorial career de-evolution.
or
Tension of threat to menstruating women's unBEARable.
Joseph Zito's FRIDAY THE 13TH: THE FINAL CHAPTER UNRATED 4K REMASTER (1984. Scream Factory Blu-ray)
ReplyDelete16mm 20's porn? Ted's a hipster, confirmed.
or
Savini overcompensates for skipping "Friday 2, 3."
Crawl (2019 - Alexandre Aja)
ReplyDeleteWhat's the favorite movie of alligators? Twister!
THE OLD DARK HOUSE (1932, dir. James Whale)
ReplyDelete"Have a potato," Mr. Thesinger said menacingly.
Kollegiet aka Room 203 (2007)
ReplyDeleteHi this is my catatonic boyfriend, Rolf
Flexing With Monty (2010 Written, Directed, Produced by John Albo)
ReplyDeleteMale Pregnancy, Nuns, Bodybuilding, Susan Tyrrell's voice.
Halloween Resurrection, dir Rick Rosenthal, 2002
ReplyDeleteDangertainment quickly turns into scrambled dial up
urrrr EEEE urrr NNNGGGG CRRRRcrrrr KEEEEEEE grrr
Halloween 2018, dir David Gordon Green, 2018
ReplyDeleteSometimes you just need that Greer energy
Dracula (1992)
ReplyDeleteAuthentic footage of Tom Waits circa 1992
Halloween, dir Rob Zombie, 2007
ReplyDeleteMichael slaughters, Laurie kills at bagel conventions
STUDENT BODIES (1981)
ReplyDeleteFun movie, but feels six hours long.
Halloween 2 (1981)
ReplyDeleteBen Tramer represents America walking into 2020.
The Exorcist 3
ReplyDeleteThe wheel chair gag gets me everytime
Alone in the Dark (1982 dir. Jack Sholder)
ReplyDeletePleasance continues to be world's worst psychiatrist
TerrorVision (1986, dir. Ted Nicolaou)
ReplyDelete"Earth Children, I'm the exposition dump alien"
THE QUIET (2005, Dir. Jamie Babbit)
ReplyDeleteTrailer writes check that movie can't cash.
Friday the 13th Part VIII: Jason Takes Manhattan
ReplyDeleteNowadays Time Square Elmo would beat Jason
Cannibal Girls (1973, dir. Ivan Reitman)
ReplyDeleteBarely recognized Eugene Levy under that hair.
House of 1,000 Corpses (2003)
ReplyDeleteHaven't seen sequels. Assume they follow grampa.
Halloween 4: The Return of Michael Myers (1988)
ReplyDeleteStill miffed about Jamie's and Rachel's endings.
Extra Ordinary (2019)
ReplyDeleteBridget Jones's Exorcism with copious ghost vomit.
It: Chapter Two (2019)
ReplyDeleteEddie's right they're getting sepsis from this.
ICE SPIDERS (2003)
ReplyDeleteJust because you can use CGI spiders…
Open Water (2003)
ReplyDeleteLegit the scariest movie I've ever seen.
Body County (1986)
ReplyDeleteOpening scene's purpose? Producer's son loves basketball.
Madhouse (1974)
ReplyDeleteA favorite from this month so far
The Last House on the Left (1972, dir. Wes Craven)
ReplyDeleteThat cake really does look quite delicious.
The Serpent and the Rainbow (1988)
ReplyDeleteThey pulled that man back from dead!
New Nightmare (1994)
ReplyDeleteFreddy Voice: what's your favourite scary movie?!
The Curse of Frankenstein (1957)
ReplyDeleteBaron’s mean: Sit down and no chair?
Da Sweet Blood of Jesus (2014)
ReplyDelete5 second rule, but like, with blood.
or
Addicted to licking things off the floor.
DeepStar Six (1989)
ReplyDeleteMiguel Ferrer needs to relax and decompress.
😅👏
DeleteFRANKENWEENIE (2012)
ReplyDeleteVictor went on to manage a PetSmart.
Leviathan (1989)
ReplyDeleteLeviathan vs The Abyss... like this Weller.
HALLOWEEN (1978)
ReplyDeleteBabysitter Club turns out not so fun!
Species (1995)
ReplyDeleteHenstridge hottest alien since Mac And Me.
Alien: Covenant (2017)
ReplyDeleteNobody can ever just enjoy a shower.
Friday the 13th Part VII: The New Blood (1988)
ReplyDeleteThe one where Jason ruins Bernie's weekend
Friday the 13th Part VIII: Jason Takes Manhattan (1989):
ReplyDeleteThe one where Jason goes to Canada
Blood Thirst (1971, dir. Newt Arnold)
ReplyDeleteThe acting's as stiff as the bodies.
The Mortuary Collection (2019)
ReplyDeleteSo is further training provided or what?
Halloween: The Curse of Micheal Myers (1995)
ReplyDeleteAhh there's a Thorn in Michael's side.
Halloween: The Curse of Micheal Myers "Producers Cut" (1995)
ReplyDeleteAhh there's a Thorn in Loomis's side.
Halloween 6 Theatrical vs. Producers Cut (2020)
ReplyDeleteThe winner is...who the Samhain cares.
or
And now the winner is...NOT ME.
🥵 Man, you took three bullets for the team. 🤤👍
DeleteLOL you aren't wrong. At least now I can rest easy knowing the differences. Would I recommend anyone do them back to back? No I would not.🤪
DeleteThe Fly (1986)
ReplyDeleteStathis Borans is a perfect dickhead name
Extra Ordinary (2019, dir. Mike Ahern & Enda Loughman)
ReplyDeleteIs this how U2 achieved their fame?
MOM AND DAD (2018)
ReplyDeleteMost shocking death scene: the pool table.
Images (1972)
ReplyDeleteAltman thriller features overlapping dialogue, personalities, consciousness
Route 666 (Wesley, 2001)
ReplyDeleteAlternate title must have been Exposition Highway
also
Even Lori Petty can't salvage this one
The Bird With The Crystal Plumage (1970)
ReplyDeleteTrapped in a glass case of emotion!
Son Of Frankenstein (1939)
ReplyDeleteNow I love Young Frankenstein even more!
Friday the 13th Part VIII: Jason Takes Manhattan (1989)
ReplyDelete"Jason Takes a Boat" isn't as catchy.
Howling II:...Your Sister Is a Werewolf (1985)
ReplyDelete"Ugh, this movie- *credits begin rolling* ...WORKED?"
Vampires vs. the Bronx (2020)
ReplyDeleteWorth it just to see Mero act
Fade to Black (1980)
ReplyDeleteYells at strangers about movies. Launches Twitter.
EATEN ALIVE (1985)
ReplyDeleteDoes the dog die? No, alligator does.
Head of The Family (1996)
ReplyDeleteWanted to watch since 1996, not good.
Or
Sorry, I was a Full Moon kid.
Southbound (2015)
ReplyDeleteLife is a highway, all night long
Evilspeak
ReplyDeletePigs, broadswords and revenge online at WWW.Satan.com
Tower of London (1962)
ReplyDeleteLeggings will never go out of style
Lust for a Vampire
ReplyDeleteHow does this title know my thoughts?
Friday the 13th Part VII: The New Blood
ReplyDelete“Martha, have you seen my buzzsaw weedwacker?”
Session 9
ReplyDeleteNo way that’s a four guy job...
Anthropophagous
ReplyDeleteNow that’s what I call “late term"
Friday the 13th Part VIII: Jason Takes Manhattan
ReplyDeleteMore like Jason takes a pleasure cruise
Jason Goes to Hell: The Final Friday
ReplyDeleteHonestly forgot I was watching a Friday
Open Grave (2013)
ReplyDeleteRefreshing to see people committed to composting.
This comment has been removed by the author.
ReplyDeleteThe Awakening (2011)
ReplyDeleteGreat companion piece with Bly Manor/Flanagan
Night Of The Comet (1984)
ReplyDeleteGotta love a bad ass female lead.
Halloween (1978)
ReplyDeleteThe night he further lowered property values!
Scream (1996)
ReplyDeleteStill holds up after all these years
Unhinged
ReplyDeleteShe really should've given a courtesy honk.
Psycho II (1983) Dir. Richard Franklin
ReplyDeleteTurns out the real psycho....was society.
The Last Broadcast (1998)
ReplyDeleteDamn, thought it said The Last Breakfast.
Under the Skin (2013)
ReplyDeleteAliens should open leather and prostitution joints.
THE LOVE WITCH (2016)
ReplyDeleteShe certainly put a spell on me.
The Hidden (1987) director Jack Sholder
ReplyDeletePaul Muad'Dib plays "Hide The Shai Hulud"
A Lizard in a Woman's Skin (1971)
ReplyDeleteAt least two things wrong with title.
One of my fav Morricone scores.
DeleteSuburban Gothic (2014)
ReplyDeleteIt's pretty funny and also really cringey.
Chopping Mall (1986)
ReplyDeleteJust noticed aggressive camel toe, thanks Mantzoukas.
Shin Godzilla (2016)
ReplyDeleteFace like Gwar, spines like Manheim Steamroller.
The Haunting of Hill House (2018)
ReplyDeleteFuck, I'm breaking the rules again. Sorry.
Mirror Mirror (1990) director Marina Sargenti
ReplyDeleteWhen the whole world's blue, go Black
Also
The worst looking sandwich in all cinema
The Haunting (1999)
ReplyDeleteWell, it's got a pretty cast anyway.
Friday the 13th: The Final Chapter (1984)
ReplyDeleteLove the story recaps. Continuity is important.
Spiral (’19, Kurtis David Harder)
ReplyDeleteGood ending. Frustrating journey to get there.
Slither (2006 James Gunn)
ReplyDelete“Well that is some fucked up shit.”
Pitch Black (2000 David Twohy)
ReplyDeleteDiesel delivers dumpster dialog in the dark.