I’m guessing it was the goddamn COVID in some way, shape, or form that postponed these terrific new discs to AFTER Halloween. Still, let’s not cry over spilled pandemic vaccine, we should be thank-thank-thankful to Scream Factory for producing these discs at all. Let’s get to it. I’m going in.
Brides of Dracula (1960)
The Plot in Brief: Marianne Danielle (Yvonne Monlaur) is travelling to her new position, teaching at an all-girl’s school in the mountains when she is waylaid by a frightened coach driver, a town in panic, and a mysterious Baroness (Martita Hunt). The Baroness invites Marianne to stay at her castle, where she meets the handsome, haunted Baron Meister (David Peel) who just happens to be... chained to the wall. Marianne falls in love with him and helps him to unshackle himself. Big mistake.
In a coincidence familiar to fans of Hammer horror films, Dr. Van Helsing (Peter Cushing) has been summoned to the village to help solve a series of mysterious deaths.
As much as I would like to spoil the ending of this film, I will not. I will say that screenwriters Jimmy Sangster, Peter Bryan, Edward Percy, and Anthony Hinds seem to be trying to out-do the excitement and cleverness of the “candlesticks and curtains” finale of Sangster’s previous film, Horror of Dracula. Thanks to a handy windmill and some “holy water in a drawer,” they just about succeed.
Extras include an audio commentary with Steve Haberman and Constantin Nasr; featurettes: The Making of Brides of Dracula, The Haunted History of Oakley Court, Malcolm Williamson on the score, “The Men Who Made Hammer: Terrence Fisher,” and “The Men Who Made Hammer: Jack Asher.” The Terrence Fisher doc is particularly noteworthy, consisting of an hour-long reminiscence from Richard Klemenson, editor of Little Shop of Horrors magazine. It’s required viewing.
How to Make a Monster (1958)
War of the Colossal Beast (1958)
Colossal Beast reveals that Colonel Glenn Manning (Dean Parkin) did not die when he fell into Hoover Damn at the conclusion of The Amazing Colossal Man. Glenn now has a scary, exposed skull, a lumbering gait, and has lost the ability to talk. Glenn stalks the Las Vegas dessert, grabbing bread trucks off the highway for food. He now roars like an amalgam of Godzilla and my father whenever he hit his thumb with a hammer. Glenn’s sister Joyce (Sally Fraser) shows up to find out what happened to her brother. Major Mark Baird (Roger Pace) thinks this is no place for a woman! Can anyone or anything get through to Glenn? I bet those high-tension power lines outside Griffith Observatory could get through to Glenn... Screaming and bussing ensue.
Like I Was a Teenage Frankenstein before them, both How to Make a Monster and War of the Colossal Beast feature finales that are in color. The last 90 seconds of Beast and the last 11 minutes of Monster are in full color. On the discs’ respective audio commentaries, someone remembers an AIP producer saying that when audience members walked out of both films, they just might remember the entire film being in color! In Beast, the color footage comes across as a gimmick. Glenn grabs the power lines and Boom! Color! The color climax of Monster, though, is much longer and seems designed as an homage/rip-off of 1953’s House of Wax. I remember these color endings very fondly because, as I have mentioned in previous columns, my first exposure to these films was via sketchy Chicago UHF stations that one needed the fingers of a safecracker to tune into. If you got lucky, or the signal was strong that day, the picture was clear and sharp enough to actually show the color. Most times, it was a mess of black and white static, making you wonder if you had merely dreamed that the endings were in color. You know kids’ imaginations... right?
Damnit. I’m glad she didn’t get the “Beach Party” films.
The bottom line here is that these discs are essential viewing; extend Scary Movie Month into November by purchasing and watching them. Like the Amazing Colossal Man himself, these discs are two-tons of fun. All three discs are being released TODAY.
Son of a bitch. I need to save for college! So, I'll compromise and and get The Brides of Dracula and put the other 50 away. Movies is sooooo good.ReplyDelete
You've got "The Eye Creatures" in there twice. And wasn't Zontar, at least, on MST3K?ReplyDelete
Oopsie on Eye Creatures. This explains why I couldn’t get the original math to work! I think television airings (which is the origin of the MST3K episode) are different than physical disc releases? Loophole? Also, could some of these have since slipped into the public domain?ReplyDelete
War Of The Colossal Beast sounds like our ex-president floundering right now.ReplyDelete
has refused to license themReplyDelete