by Adam Riske and Rob DiCristino
Adam: Welcome to Reserved Seating. I’m Adam Riske.
Rob: And I’m Rob DiCristino.
Adam: Our annual Gripehouse column returns with each of us venting about two movie-related complaints. My first gripe is this year’s awards season, which is to the point of farce because the Academy Awards ceremony is in April and celebrating not just the films of 2020, but also the movies of January and February 2021. As I’ve gotten older, Awards Season is more of a curiosity for me than an active interest. It’s beside the point of saying that the wrong movies/performances are often the ones that win and a lot of the determining factors of what’s victorious are based on elements that go outside of the work (e.g. who worked the room best with voters, who is due for an award, who is the best option to take out an early frontrunner because the season is too long and we need third-act drama leading up to the ceremony).
I’ve liked a handful of the awards contenders very much (including Sound of Metal, One Night in Miami, Minari), but these choices feel weird in comparison to the Yes Day/Tom & Jerry-ification of the content world right now. I’m not saying those movies deserve to be nominated because they reflect the culture, but I’m saying that they show the stark contrast between what mass audiences accept as movies now and the art films the industry decided represent the best examples of itself this year. There has to be a return to the middle, where the awards movies are supremely well-made populist entertainment (it’s happening with TV series instead). The chasm is huge right now and the Oscars taking a longer victory lap this year only makes them seem more out of touch.
Rob: Is that return likely, though? This goes back to our discussion about the future of entertainment in which I expressed worry that it’s not just movie theaters that are dying, but actual motion pictures. As the field is diluted and media conglomerates merge, the Sure Bet is feeling more and more like the TV streaming series. The contrast you describe is only going to become more stark, with the Oscars growing more meaningless and self-serving as we enter this new era (era) in which motion pictures are the niche. Anyway, if there’s no monoculture, what’s actually being awarded? That entire machine (and I say this as a voting member of critics’ groups) has always been guided by an internal economy that far outweighed its artistic function, anyway. It’ll just become even more of a Hollywood Prom.
So, of course, I recently checked out Zack Snyder’s Justice League! Not surprisingly, I didn’t really like it. But I’ll tell you what: At least it’s coherent. At least it has character symmetry and a traceable narrative. There’s an actual voice at work! All the logical gaps and cut-corner story cheats are gone! This revelation sent me over to the Ultimate Edition of Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice, a three-hour cut that — you guessed it — tells a far better story than the theatrical version. Again, I don’t really like either of these movies, but at least they’re frickin’ movies! Is a little more latitude all Snyder’s needed the whole time? My man has no feel for dramatic propulsion, but his big, goofy operas work a hell of a lot better if you pace them out as smaller acts (as #TheSnyderCut does) and not try to squeeze them down into a two-hour running time.
And, look: Studio executives will always meddle with creatives. That is their purpose. Good producers temper the eccentricities of auteurs who go too far off the deep end. Good producers guide the ship and inspire confidence in the crew. Directors should be held accountable for their visions, and the executives funding their productions have a right to defend their own artistic integrity. But the chopping-down of Justice League had nothing to do with integrity. It was (allegedly) greedy assholes who wanted to make their company look more profitable on the eve of its purchase by AT&T and refused to delay the movie’s release because it threatened their yearly bonuses. Snyder was apparently being ousted from Justice League’s inner circle long before the family tragedy that necessitated his departure. He was blamed for the relative failure of the DCEU (rightly or wrongly) and circumvented in favor of a more Marvel-esque retooling. The resulting Justice League was a mealy-mouthed copout by gutless middle managers who wouldn’t know a good Superman movie if it came up and punched them through a skyscraper.
And again, to be clear: Executives should intervene with troubled productions, movies are businesses, running times are legitimate marketing concerns, and I’m well aware that I just bemoaned the culture’s move to streaming while chastising Warners for trying to meet the presumed needs of theatrical exhibitors. But this was not good-faith behavior from the Hollywood Dream Factory. It was cruel, monstrous manipulation by cynical people who have no business participating in the arts. Against all odds, this whole affair has made me a Snyder apologist. Who’d have thought?
Adam: The irony of it all is Zack Snyder’s Justice League was possibly greenlit only to drive subscriptions to HBO Max, which seems to be the business/creative priority for AT&T now. In any event, I’m glad Zack Snyder got the equivalent of a film as rebate out of it. I liked #TheSnyderCut a lot more than I expected. I appreciate it as this big dork thing, like a guy who loves something so much he needed to spray paint it on the side of his van. It’s so strange because his earlier DC movies made it seem like he actively disliked the characters and wanted to take the piss out of them. Snyder’s a director that’s real hit-and-miss for me but there’s enough there where I want to give each new film of his a chance. I’m now more looking forward to his Netflix zombie movie, Army of the Dead, due out in May.
My other gripe is empty, impersonal enthusiasm. By this I mean Film Twitter/The Discourse, etc., saying things like “Frances McDormand is incredible” in Nomadland. Ok, why do you feel that way? Another is “This is the movie we need right now” to which I want to tell that person to shut up. The assumptive “we” consensus drives me crazy. The art is the art. I’m going to get what I get out of the art. I don’t want someone making declarative statements about it. The reason why is because it completely misses the opportunity for that person to say something informative, funny, personal or interesting. Your reaction to Godzilla Vs. Kong should tell me something about your point of view so don’t tell me it’s “badass,” and leave it at that or that it will “make monster kids happy.” Instead say something like “I enjoyed seeing a giant ape punch a giant lizard in the face” or “I grew up watching monster bashes that were limited by the technology of the time so it makes me happy seeing them as fully realized as I imagined as a kid.” I feel like reviewers forget that they’re writers sometimes. Tell me a story with your writing. I don’t need a consumer report for a low stakes endeavor like watching a movie.SAS: Red Notice? If you’re a writer, then be a writer. Take your art seriously.
My last gripe is with big box retailers like Target and Best Buy continuing to downsize their physical media departments. I don’t just mean Blu-rays; I mean books, albums, and any other media for which there used to be entire stores. I understand that this type of media is dying — and that ordering it from online retailers actually saves collectors money on stocking fees, etc. — but it still bums me out. And this isn’t just the whole Last Blockbuster shelf nostalgia talking, either: It’s my frustration with the fundamental misconception that online streaming catalogues increase exposure for burgeoning young mediaphiles. It’s simply not true. Trust me: I’m a teacher. Most kids stay in their prescribed online lanes and rarely venture outside their curated algorithm. And it’s not that kids are less creative than they used to be. Nerds will always be nerds. But just because something exists to be found doesn’t mean that interested parties don’t need a curator (or, in this case, shelfspace) to show them the way. Those paths are disappearing, and that makes me sad.
I wish I watched Speed Racer so we didn’t have to write a Gripehouse. Now I’m bummed out. Sorry, Rob.
Rob: Not at all. We all need a little time to reset. Next week, though, the Bomb Squad WILL return with 2008’s Speed Racer. Until next time…
Adam: These seats are reserved.
I've recently returned to Twitter to take part in #FThisMovieFest after being permanently banned for calling Lindsey Graham a pussy (worth it). I agree with Adam's gripe 100% and would like to add one of my own. I call it "Pretending for Attention." The basic template is something like "Can you think of a Jack Nicholson movie you like besides Batman or Cuckoo's Nest?" and this will get commented on and retweeted to death with people being like "Umm hello Chinatown!" or "Ever heard of The Departed?" And it's like, yes, they know that. They're doing it for attention, stop giving it to them.ReplyDelete
Anyway, thanks for the attention.
I kinda feel bad sometimes for people who have any sort of following on Twitter or who feel obligated to follow other people out of professional courtesy or whatever.ReplyDelete
Were I in charge of a streaming service I'd be tempted to put some sort of wildcard spot into the algorithm recommendations. Something along the lines of "here is something completely outside your normal wheelhouse but watch it and we'll give you a little bonus" because it seems like it would be in streaming services' interest to get people into as much of their catalog as possible.
For me Twitter actually isn't a bad experience because it's F This Movie people who are generally cool, some snack food twitter feeds, a few video game related feeds, and while I sometimes see some allusions to film twitter drama, I never really see it directly.
The downsizing of physical media in stores does suck, but I also think they're ill-suited to introducing people to media outside of their usual comfort zones. In a time where you can get a near infinite amount of content either free or for relatively low subscription fees I don't think a lot of people, especially the younger crowd, are impulse buying blu-rays or books.
Thanks for the gripes, guys. As a teacher at a university, I can empathize with the concern over the younger generation and their lack of exposure to 'culture' prior to the moment they are presently living through. Via the internet they now literally have access to the history of film, literature, etc, but few ever seen to have realised that there is great meaning out there in that history to be found. And, actually, it's easier than ever to find it. They could put 'best films of all time' (starting with the most basic thing) into the magical machine of google, and find stuff far more powerful than whatever last came out on Netflix.ReplyDelete
Unfortunately, a culture of access-practically-anything-at-any-moment-cheaply has paradoxically led to an immense laziness to use the opportunities that affords. Perhaps its simply that there is 'so much' amazing stuff to be found that prevents them from starting the search in the first place? Maybe it's too much of an effort to choose, themselves, what of the best films of all time to watch from a list; better to let the algorithms choose for them.
The current cultural zeitgeist is a strange one to be living through. My own term for it Now Culture. What is trending? What is the next big thing happening? Though I increasingly feel alienated by it and view myself as a cultural dinosaur, I have stopped trying to fight against the tide. I know what interests me (movies, history, current events, etc) and hope that I can continue to find people who have those same interests.ReplyDelete
I am sure cinema will live on in some way. Yes, I am upset about the shrinking physical media sections of the big stores, but that may open the way for smaller retailers to pop up. Will physical media survive? I try not to be pessimistic, yet it is hard to see the current riches in blu-ray releases going on indefinitely. The secondhand market should at least be around to fill the gap. Will movie theaters survive in most places just as spaces for showing movies? Maybe not. As a library aficionado, I have seen a lot changes to what happens in library spaces, but they still offer books for those who are interested.
All I know is that life will go on and I will continue to indulge my love for cinema. Let's hope the current and future generations will not completely lose the capacity to get swept up by its images.