David Gordon Green's HALLOWEEN (2018, 4K UHD Blu-ray).Only Joe Rogan can afford Laurie's fee.
Halloween III: Season of the Witch (1982)(Insert number here) more days to Halloween
David Gordon Green's HALLOWEEN KILLS (2021, AMC Dolby Cinema) for the first time.Mean-spirited-as-fuck, intermittently-entertaining homage to previous "Halloween II's."ORMichael's new slogan: 'MAKE HADDONFIELD GRIEVE AGAIN!'ORCarpenter(s)-composed theme in Dolby Cinema speakers? Bliss!
Stuart Gordon's FROM BEYOND (1986, Scream! Factory Blu-ray).'When pineal gland loves eyesocket very much...'ORPretorius shat thing that ate him. #irony.
John Carpenter's PRINCE OF DARKNESS (1987, Scream! Factory Blu-ray).Herbert West called. Wants gooey liquid back.ORJameson Parker, the 1980's other white meat.
Jakob's Wife (2021)Vampire cucks much more than vampire sucks
CURSE OF FRANKENSTEIN [1957]THE WORLD DID NOT DESERVE PETER CUSHING
Wrong Turn 2 (2007, Dir. Joe Lynch) When cannibals attack, keep on Rollins, baby!
Truth or Dare 2017Med student after one whiff: "It's poison!"
DR. JEKYLL AND MR. HYDE (1931)Somebody teach this Mr. Hyde some manners.OrWell, Mr. Jekyll, you really messed up.
Underwater (2020)Spoilers: TJ survives longer than you'd like.
The Exorcist (1973, dir. Friedkin)Friedkin and Blatty deserve the "Mank" treatment.
Halloween Kills (2021)His name is Michael Myers, not Halloween.
The House That Dripped Blood (1971)Not blood so much but Earl Grey
The Fly (1958 DVD)Waiter! There's a GUY in my soup!
😂😁
Lords of Salem (2012)Local coven chooses gender identity as "Lords"
Buffy the Vampire Slayer (1992)This could really work as TV show.
Chopping Mall (1986)Not going to grave with beer debt.
Halloween Kills:More mean spirited than Rob Zombie's moviesOrKnow what this series needed? More retconning
DARK PLACES (1975) He has a real axe to grind.
The Night House (2021)Can we put Rebecca Hall in everything?
If I can’t have love, I want power (2021)Beautiful and haunting album accompanying short film
Little Shop of Horrors (1986)Weed kills! At least, this one does.
Happy Death Day (2017)Oscar-worthy character transformation by Jessica Rothe.
Goodnight Mommy (2014)Just collecting pet roaches, as you do.
Halloween Kills (2021)Half a story, but twice the kills!
Saint Maud (2019)Palliative care background checks not very thorough.
Halloween Kills (2021) Most sheer brutality since Hills Have Eyes
HALLOWEEN KILLS (2021):What matters is that Carpenter got paid.
Boom.
Horror of Dracula (1958)Cushing: 1958 Pleasence award-winner for worst doctor.
The Masque of the Red Death (1964, dir. Roger Corman)Was Hop Toad inspiration for Tyrion Lannister?orNot the Rainbow Coalition Jessie hoped for
V/H/S/94 (2021)I wanna know if IU beat OSU.
Halloween 5: The Revenge of Michael Myers (1989)Damn you, AMC, for causing another rewatch
The Dead Don’t Die (2019)But my interest in this sure did
Poltergeist (1982)So scary I waited days to post!
Halloween (1978) NEW SCREAM FACTORY 4KLaurie Strode's a really good, responsible babysitter.
The Brides of Dracula (1960)The Brides of...Um...Well...This Guy
Village of the Damned (1995)My son is blond… Sleep is overrated!
Body Bags (1993)I've got my eye on you baby.
Ouija: Origin of Evil (2016)Overlong. Would probably work as a miniseries.
The Pit (1981)Least creepy thing here: The Titular Pit
Lady, Stay dead 1981My favourite new to me this year,
Halloween (1978)Would love to meet Michael’s driving instructor
The Graves (2009, dir. Brian Pulido)Seth Green's wife sure is very pretty.
Halloween II (1981, dir. Rick Rosenthal)Michael more sister-obsessed than Sonny Montelli.
Resident Evil: Extinction (2007)Dir: Russell MulcaheyI thought there could be only one?
Cure (1997)Well, the devil is in the details.
Dracula (1931 Spanish language version)No Lugosi or Frye, but Tovar kills.
The Terminator (1984)Turns out Kyle Reese is a sneakerhead.
Psycho (1998, dir. Gus Van Sant)Thanks to John Woo? For kitchen knife!?
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Resident Evil (2002)Turns out Umbrella didn't have enough coverage.
The Island (1980)Powerful sequel to Pirates of the Caribbean.
Friday the 13th Part 2(1981, Dir: Steve Miner)My favorite Friday. Jasons most likeable victims.
Henry: Portrait Of A Serial Killer (1986)Well that's the last watch of thatOrIf I meet Michael Rooker...citizens arrest!!!!
I saw HENRY recently. Definitely a film that will ruin a good mood.
The Skeleton Key (2005)Much more fascinating after watching Get Out
Oculus (2013)The second best horror movie about mirrrors.
JAKOB’S WIFE (2021)Master still mourning death of ex, Barlow
HALLOWEEN KILLS (2021) Saw this with the Scream 2 audience.
Halloween Kills (2021)Even stormtroopers are like you can't shoot
Halloween Kills (2021 dir. DGG)Will Jim Cummings ever not play cops?or The feel bad movie of the year.or
Eyes Without a Face (1960, dir. George Franju)Cool face transplant. Needs more Castor Troy.
Your Vice is a Locked Room and Only I Have the Key (72)Maybe these kinks are okay to shame.
In honor of being in Manhattan...Friday the 13th Part VIII: Jason Takes Manhattan (1989) Dir: Rob HeddenWhen in Manhattan, visit Toxic Waste Springs!or Did those punks ever fix their boombox?
Halloween Kills Nope. Just an utter borefest of nothing.
Agreed
Disagree. 😥
The Visitor (1979)The familiar exorcism of Rosemary’s omen baby
The Empty Man (2020)I'm more a Bye Bye Man, man.
Ah man! This is one of my favorites!
It's really well made. Just didn't connect with me but you know I have weird taste.
Hey man, if you didn't connect, you didn't connect.
THE TOWER (1993) Check out Paul Reiser’s John McClane cosplay.
Eyes without a face (1960)Great addition to the FACE/OFF cinematic universe.
Halloween Kills (2021) Dir. David Gordon GreenCharacters are huge Halloween (1978) fans too!
Villains (2019)One Skarsgard out of possible three Skarsgards
Intruder, dir Scott Spiegel, 1989Watermelons, heads and torsos half price. Bargain.
SLEEPY HOLLOW (1999) Should've worn those glasses the entire movie.
The Return of the Living Dead (1985, dir. Dan O'Bannon)I'm kinda rooting for the zombies here.
Sweetheart(2019 Dir, JD Dillard) Comparatively Hanks and Wilson had it easyorBlind watch was well worth the time
Dead of NightDir. Dan Curtis 1977Anthology! Before Pet Sematary there was "Bobby"
Halloween Kills (2021)Looks like Busta can finally rest easy.
I had pretty low expectations... But worst movie out of any sequel to any of the big three for me as of now. Profoundly awful.
Halloween Kills (21)Weirdest timeline for the newest Matrix sequel.
House I wish George Wendt was my neighbor.
Halloween Kills (2021)And kills and kills and kills and
12-HOUR SHIFT (2020) Anybody want some steak and kidney pie?
Halloween Kills (2021)Google: "Anthony Michael Halloween". Ok, been done.
Halloween Kills (2021)Just begging for the cult of thorn.
Bloodline (2018, dir. Henry Jacobson)Dexter: The Movie, all style little substance
Se7en 1995Used Se7en quotes for history senior thesis.
Road Games (1981)In low speed alley "chase," clearance important.
Firestarter (1984) Dir. Mark L. LesterStop making her light you on fire.
The Horror Show 1990 (AKA House 3, AKA La Casa 4. Horror Sequels day, Junesploitation Horror Redux)Rockabye, sweet baby (Brion) James... inside daughter?
Halloween KillsLooks like Green's a fan of Crawl
From Beyond the Grave (1974)Angela Pleasence's eyes will haunt my dreams
Halloween Kills (2021)Judy Greer kicks ass and deserved better.
The Blackcoat's Daughter (2015)At the reveal, I didn't care anymore
Hollow Man (2000)The real horror is Kim Dickens' hair
Don't Breathe (2016)They'd never make him a hero, right?
Creature from the Black Lagoon (1954)Justice for Gill-Man, he did nothing wrong
The Funhouse (1981)Frankenstein should stay away from breaker boxes
Nekromatik (1987)Why did I do this to myself?
Night of the Demons (1988, dir. Kevin S. Tenney)Pairs nicely with an '83 Sleepaway Camp
Halloween Kills (2021)That morgue could really use some curtains
The Addiction (Abel Ferrara, 1995)Lili Tomlin waxes poetic about vamp life
What We Do In the Shadows (2015)Family really is what you make them
Nosferatu (1922) Just don't do business in castles ok?
Halloween KillsTownspeople suck at killing. Chop his head off!
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David Gordon Green's HALLOWEEN (2018, 4K UHD Blu-ray).
ReplyDeleteOnly Joe Rogan can afford Laurie's fee.
Halloween III: Season of the Witch (1982)
ReplyDelete(Insert number here) more days to Halloween
David Gordon Green's HALLOWEEN KILLS (2021, AMC Dolby Cinema) for the first time.
ReplyDeleteMean-spirited-as-fuck, intermittently-entertaining homage to previous "Halloween II's."
OR
Michael's new slogan: 'MAKE HADDONFIELD GRIEVE AGAIN!'
OR
Carpenter(s)-composed theme in Dolby Cinema speakers? Bliss!
Stuart Gordon's FROM BEYOND (1986, Scream! Factory Blu-ray).
ReplyDelete'When pineal gland loves eyesocket very much...'
OR
Pretorius shat thing that ate him. #irony.
John Carpenter's PRINCE OF DARKNESS (1987, Scream! Factory Blu-ray).
ReplyDeleteHerbert West called. Wants gooey liquid back.
OR
Jameson Parker, the 1980's other white meat.
Jakob's Wife (2021)
ReplyDeleteVampire cucks much more than vampire sucks
CURSE OF FRANKENSTEIN [1957]
ReplyDeleteTHE WORLD DID NOT DESERVE PETER CUSHING
Wrong Turn 2 (2007, Dir. Joe Lynch)
ReplyDeleteWhen cannibals attack, keep on Rollins, baby!
Truth or Dare 2017
ReplyDeleteMed student after one whiff: "It's poison!"
DR. JEKYLL AND MR. HYDE (1931)
ReplyDeleteSomebody teach this Mr. Hyde some manners.
Or
Well, Mr. Jekyll, you really messed up.
Underwater (2020)
ReplyDeleteSpoilers: TJ survives longer than you'd like.
The Exorcist (1973, dir. Friedkin)
ReplyDeleteFriedkin and Blatty deserve the "Mank" treatment.
Halloween Kills (2021)
ReplyDeleteHis name is Michael Myers, not Halloween.
The House That Dripped Blood (1971)
ReplyDeleteNot blood so much but Earl Grey
The Fly (1958 DVD)
ReplyDeleteWaiter! There's a GUY in my soup!
😂😁
DeleteLords of Salem (2012)
ReplyDeleteLocal coven chooses gender identity as "Lords"
Buffy the Vampire Slayer (1992)
ReplyDeleteThis could really work as TV show.
Chopping Mall (1986)
ReplyDeleteNot going to grave with beer debt.
Halloween Kills:
ReplyDeleteMore mean spirited than Rob Zombie's movies
Or
Know what this series needed? More retconning
DARK PLACES (1975)
ReplyDeleteHe has a real axe to grind.
The Night House (2021)
ReplyDeleteCan we put Rebecca Hall in everything?
If I can’t have love, I want power (2021)
ReplyDeleteBeautiful and haunting album accompanying short film
Little Shop of Horrors (1986)
ReplyDeleteWeed kills! At least, this one does.
Happy Death Day (2017)
ReplyDeleteOscar-worthy character transformation by Jessica Rothe.
Goodnight Mommy (2014)
ReplyDeleteJust collecting pet roaches, as you do.
Halloween Kills (2021)
ReplyDeleteHalf a story, but twice the kills!
Saint Maud (2019)
ReplyDeletePalliative care background checks not very thorough.
Halloween Kills (2021)
ReplyDeleteMost sheer brutality since Hills Have Eyes
HALLOWEEN KILLS (2021):
ReplyDeleteWhat matters is that Carpenter got paid.
Boom.
DeleteHorror of Dracula (1958)
ReplyDeleteCushing: 1958 Pleasence award-winner for worst doctor.
The Masque of the Red Death (1964, dir. Roger Corman)
ReplyDeleteWas Hop Toad inspiration for Tyrion Lannister?
or
Not the Rainbow Coalition Jessie hoped for
V/H/S/94 (2021)
ReplyDeleteI wanna know if IU beat OSU.
Halloween 5: The Revenge of Michael Myers (1989)
ReplyDeleteDamn you, AMC, for causing another rewatch
The Dead Don’t Die (2019)
ReplyDeleteBut my interest in this sure did
Poltergeist (1982)
ReplyDeleteSo scary I waited days to post!
Halloween (1978) NEW SCREAM FACTORY 4K
ReplyDeleteLaurie Strode's a really good, responsible babysitter.
The Brides of Dracula (1960)
ReplyDeleteThe Brides of...Um...Well...This Guy
Village of the Damned (1995)
ReplyDeleteMy son is blond… Sleep is overrated!
Body Bags (1993)
ReplyDeleteI've got my eye on you baby.
Ouija: Origin of Evil (2016)
ReplyDeleteOverlong. Would probably work as a miniseries.
The Pit (1981)
ReplyDeleteLeast creepy thing here: The Titular Pit
Lady, Stay dead 1981
ReplyDeleteMy favourite new to me this year,
Halloween (1978)
ReplyDeleteWould love to meet Michael’s driving instructor
The Graves (2009, dir. Brian Pulido)
ReplyDeleteSeth Green's wife sure is very pretty.
Halloween II (1981, dir. Rick Rosenthal)
ReplyDeleteMichael more sister-obsessed than Sonny Montelli.
Resident Evil: Extinction (2007)
ReplyDeleteDir: Russell Mulcahey
I thought there could be only one?
Cure (1997)
ReplyDeleteWell, the devil is in the details.
Dracula (1931 Spanish language version)
ReplyDeleteNo Lugosi or Frye, but Tovar kills.
The Terminator (1984)
ReplyDeleteTurns out Kyle Reese is a sneakerhead.
Psycho (1998, dir. Gus Van Sant)
ReplyDeleteThanks to John Woo? For kitchen knife!?
This comment has been removed by the author.
ReplyDeleteResident Evil (2002)
ReplyDeleteTurns out Umbrella didn't have enough coverage.
The Island (1980)
ReplyDeletePowerful sequel to Pirates of the Caribbean.
Friday the 13th Part 2(1981, Dir: Steve Miner)
ReplyDeleteMy favorite Friday. Jasons most likeable victims.
Henry: Portrait Of A Serial Killer (1986)
ReplyDeleteWell that's the last watch of that
Or
If I meet Michael Rooker...citizens arrest!!!!
I saw HENRY recently. Definitely a film that will ruin a good mood.
DeleteThe Skeleton Key (2005)
ReplyDeleteMuch more fascinating after watching Get Out
Oculus (2013)
ReplyDeleteThe second best horror movie about mirrrors.
JAKOB’S WIFE (2021)
ReplyDeleteMaster still mourning death of ex, Barlow
HALLOWEEN KILLS (2021)
ReplyDeleteSaw this with the Scream 2 audience.
Halloween Kills (2021)
ReplyDeleteEven stormtroopers are like you can't shoot
Halloween Kills (2021 dir. DGG)
ReplyDeleteWill Jim Cummings ever not play cops?
or
The feel bad movie of the year.
or
Eyes Without a Face (1960, dir. George Franju)
ReplyDeleteCool face transplant. Needs more Castor Troy.
Your Vice is a Locked Room and Only I Have the Key (72)
ReplyDeleteMaybe these kinks are okay to shame.
In honor of being in Manhattan...
ReplyDeleteFriday the 13th Part VIII: Jason Takes Manhattan (1989) Dir: Rob Hedden
When in Manhattan, visit Toxic Waste Springs!
or
Did those punks ever fix their boombox?
Halloween Kills
ReplyDeleteNope. Just an utter borefest of nothing.
Agreed
DeleteDisagree. 😥
DeleteThe Visitor (1979)
ReplyDeleteThe familiar exorcism of Rosemary’s omen baby
The Empty Man (2020)
ReplyDeleteI'm more a Bye Bye Man, man.
Ah man! This is one of my favorites!
DeleteIt's really well made. Just didn't connect with me but you know I have weird taste.
DeleteHey man, if you didn't connect, you didn't connect.
DeleteTHE TOWER (1993)
ReplyDeleteCheck out Paul Reiser’s John McClane cosplay.
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ReplyDeleteEyes without a face (1960)
ReplyDeleteGreat addition to the FACE/OFF cinematic universe.
Halloween Kills (2021) Dir. David Gordon Green
ReplyDeleteCharacters are huge Halloween (1978) fans too!
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ReplyDeleteVillains (2019)
ReplyDeleteOne Skarsgard out of possible three Skarsgards
Intruder, dir Scott Spiegel, 1989
ReplyDeleteWatermelons, heads and torsos half price. Bargain.
SLEEPY HOLLOW (1999)
ReplyDeleteShould've worn those glasses the entire movie.
The Return of the Living Dead (1985, dir. Dan O'Bannon)
ReplyDeleteI'm kinda rooting for the zombies here.
Sweetheart(2019 Dir, JD Dillard)
ReplyDeleteComparatively Hanks and Wilson had it easy
or
Blind watch was well worth the time
Dead of Night
ReplyDeleteDir. Dan Curtis 1977
Anthology! Before Pet Sematary there was "Bobby"
Halloween Kills (2021)
ReplyDeleteLooks like Busta can finally rest easy.
I had pretty low expectations... But worst movie out of any sequel to any of the big three for me as of now. Profoundly awful.
DeleteHalloween Kills (21)
ReplyDeleteWeirdest timeline for the newest Matrix sequel.
House
ReplyDeleteI wish George Wendt was my neighbor.
Halloween Kills (2021)
ReplyDeleteAnd kills and kills and kills and
12-HOUR SHIFT (2020)
ReplyDeleteAnybody want some steak and kidney pie?
Halloween Kills (2021)
ReplyDeleteGoogle: "Anthony Michael Halloween".
Ok, been done.
Halloween Kills (2021)
ReplyDeleteJust begging for the cult of thorn.
Bloodline (2018, dir. Henry Jacobson)
ReplyDeleteDexter: The Movie, all style little substance
Se7en 1995
ReplyDeleteUsed Se7en quotes for history senior thesis.
Road Games (1981)
ReplyDeleteIn low speed alley "chase," clearance important.
Firestarter (1984) Dir. Mark L. Lester
ReplyDeleteStop making her light you on fire.
The Horror Show 1990 (AKA House 3, AKA La Casa 4. Horror Sequels day, Junesploitation Horror Redux)
ReplyDeleteRockabye, sweet baby (Brion) James... inside daughter?
Halloween Kills
ReplyDeleteLooks like Green's a fan of Crawl
From Beyond the Grave (1974)
ReplyDeleteAngela Pleasence's eyes will haunt my dreams
Halloween Kills (2021)
ReplyDeleteJudy Greer kicks ass and deserved better.
The Blackcoat's Daughter (2015)
ReplyDeleteAt the reveal, I didn't care anymore
Hollow Man (2000)
ReplyDeleteThe real horror is Kim Dickens' hair
Don't Breathe (2016)
ReplyDeleteThey'd never make him a hero, right?
Creature from the Black Lagoon (1954)
ReplyDeleteJustice for Gill-Man, he did nothing wrong
The Funhouse (1981)
ReplyDeleteFrankenstein should stay away from breaker boxes
Nekromatik (1987)
ReplyDeleteWhy did I do this to myself?
Night of the Demons (1988, dir. Kevin S. Tenney)
ReplyDeletePairs nicely with an '83 Sleepaway Camp
Halloween Kills (2021)
ReplyDeleteThat morgue could really use some curtains
The Addiction (Abel Ferrara, 1995)
ReplyDeleteLili Tomlin waxes poetic about vamp life
What We Do In the Shadows (2015)
ReplyDeleteFamily really is what you make them
Nosferatu (1922)
ReplyDeleteJust don't do business in castles ok?
Halloween Kills
ReplyDeleteTownspeople suck at killing. Chop his head off!
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