Friday, October 15, 2021

2021 Scary Movie Challenge Day 15

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  1. David Gordon Green's HALLOWEEN (2018, 4K UHD Blu-ray).

    Only Joe Rogan can afford Laurie's fee.

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  2. Halloween III: Season of the Witch (1982)

    (Insert number here) more days to Halloween

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  3. David Gordon Green's HALLOWEEN KILLS (2021, AMC Dolby Cinema) for the first time.

    Mean-spirited-as-fuck, intermittently-entertaining homage to previous "Halloween II's."

    OR

    Michael's new slogan: 'MAKE HADDONFIELD GRIEVE AGAIN!'

    OR

    Carpenter(s)-composed theme in Dolby Cinema speakers? Bliss!

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  4. Stuart Gordon's FROM BEYOND (1986, Scream! Factory Blu-ray).

    'When pineal gland loves eyesocket very much...'

    OR

    Pretorius shat thing that ate him. #irony.

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  5. John Carpenter's PRINCE OF DARKNESS (1987, Scream! Factory Blu-ray).

    Herbert West called. Wants gooey liquid back.

    OR

    Jameson Parker, the 1980's other white meat.

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  6. Jakob's Wife (2021)
    Vampire cucks much more than vampire sucks

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  7. CURSE OF FRANKENSTEIN [1957]

    THE WORLD DID NOT DESERVE PETER CUSHING

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  8. Wrong Turn 2 (2007, Dir. Joe Lynch)

    When cannibals attack, keep on Rollins, baby!

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  9. Truth or Dare 2017

    Med student after one whiff: "It's poison!"

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  10. DR. JEKYLL AND MR. HYDE (1931)

    Somebody teach this Mr. Hyde some manners.

    Or

    Well, Mr. Jekyll, you really messed up.

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  11. Underwater (2020)

    Spoilers: TJ survives longer than you'd like.

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  12. The Exorcist (1973, dir. Friedkin)

    Friedkin and Blatty deserve the "Mank" treatment.

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  13. Halloween Kills (2021)

    His name is Michael Myers, not Halloween.

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  14. The House That Dripped Blood (1971)

    Not blood so much but Earl Grey

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  15. The Fly (1958 DVD)

    Waiter! There's a GUY in my soup!

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  16. Lords of Salem (2012)

    Local coven chooses gender identity as "Lords"

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  17. Buffy the Vampire Slayer (1992)

    This could really work as TV show.

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  18. Chopping Mall (1986)

    Not going to grave with beer debt.

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  19. Halloween Kills:

    More mean spirited than Rob Zombie's movies

    Or

    Know what this series needed? More retconning

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  20. DARK PLACES (1975)

    He has a real axe to grind.

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  21. The Night House (2021)

    Can we put Rebecca Hall in everything?

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  22. If I can’t have love, I want power (2021)

    Beautiful and haunting album accompanying short film

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  23. Little Shop of Horrors (1986)

    Weed kills! At least, this one does.

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  24. Happy Death Day (2017)

    Oscar-worthy character transformation by Jessica Rothe.

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  25. Goodnight Mommy (2014)

    Just collecting pet roaches, as you do.

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  26. Halloween Kills (2021)

    Half a story, but twice the kills!

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  27. Saint Maud (2019)

    Palliative care background checks not very thorough.

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  28. Halloween Kills (2021)

    Most sheer brutality since Hills Have Eyes

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  29. HALLOWEEN KILLS (2021):

    What matters is that Carpenter got paid.

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  30. Horror of Dracula (1958)

    Cushing: 1958 Pleasence award-winner for worst doctor.

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  31. The Masque of the Red Death (1964, dir. Roger Corman)

    Was Hop Toad inspiration for Tyrion Lannister?

    or

    Not the Rainbow Coalition Jessie hoped for

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  32. V/H/S/94 (2021)

    I wanna know if IU beat OSU.

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  33. Halloween 5: The Revenge of Michael Myers (1989)

    Damn you, AMC, for causing another rewatch

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  34. The Dead Don’t Die (2019)

    But my interest in this sure did

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  35. Poltergeist (1982)

    So scary I waited days to post!

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  36. Halloween (1978) NEW SCREAM FACTORY 4K

    Laurie Strode's a really good, responsible babysitter.

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  37. The Brides of Dracula (1960)

    The Brides of...Um...Well...This Guy

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  38. Village of the Damned (1995)

    My son is blond… Sleep is overrated!

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  39. Body Bags (1993)

    I've got my eye on you baby.

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  40. Ouija: Origin of Evil (2016)

    Overlong. Would probably work as a miniseries.

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  41. The Pit (1981)

    Least creepy thing here: The Titular Pit

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  42. Lady, Stay dead 1981

    My favourite new to me this year,

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  43. Halloween (1978)

    Would love to meet Michael’s driving instructor

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  44. The Graves (2009, dir. Brian Pulido)

    Seth Green's wife sure is very pretty.

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  45. Halloween II (1981, dir. Rick Rosenthal)

    Michael more sister-obsessed than Sonny Montelli.

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  46. Resident Evil: Extinction (2007)
    Dir: Russell Mulcahey

    I thought there could be only one?

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  47. Cure (1997)

    Well, the devil is in the details.

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  48. Dracula (1931 Spanish language version)

    No Lugosi or Frye, but Tovar kills.

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  49. The Terminator (1984)

    Turns out Kyle Reese is a sneakerhead.

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  50. Psycho (1998, dir. Gus Van Sant)

    Thanks to John Woo? For kitchen knife!?

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  52. Resident Evil (2002)

    Turns out Umbrella didn't have enough coverage.

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  53. The Island (1980)

    Powerful sequel to Pirates of the Caribbean.

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  54. Friday the 13th Part 2(1981, Dir: Steve Miner)

    My favorite Friday. Jasons most likeable victims.

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  55. Henry: Portrait Of A Serial Killer (1986)

    Well that's the last watch of that

    Or

    If I meet Michael Rooker...citizens arrest!!!!

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    1. I saw HENRY recently. Definitely a film that will ruin a good mood.

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  56. The Skeleton Key (2005)

    Much more fascinating after watching Get Out

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  57. Oculus (2013)

    The second best horror movie about mirrrors.

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  58. JAKOB’S WIFE (2021)

    Master still mourning death of ex, Barlow

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  59. HALLOWEEN KILLS (2021)

    Saw this with the Scream 2 audience.

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  60. Halloween Kills (2021)

    Even stormtroopers are like you can't shoot

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  61. Halloween Kills (2021 dir. DGG)

    Will Jim Cummings ever not play cops?

    or

    The feel bad movie of the year.

    or

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  62. Eyes Without a Face (1960, dir. George Franju)

    Cool face transplant. Needs more Castor Troy.

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  63. Your Vice is a Locked Room and Only I Have the Key (72)

    Maybe these kinks are okay to shame.

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  64. In honor of being in Manhattan...

    Friday the 13th Part VIII: Jason Takes Manhattan (1989) Dir: Rob Hedden

    When in Manhattan, visit Toxic Waste Springs!

    or

    Did those punks ever fix their boombox?

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  65. Halloween Kills

    Nope. Just an utter borefest of nothing.

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  66. The Visitor (1979)

    The familiar exorcism of Rosemary’s omen baby

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  67. The Empty Man (2020)

    I'm more a Bye Bye Man, man.

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    1. Ah man! This is one of my favorites!

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    2. It's really well made. Just didn't connect with me but you know I have weird taste.

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    3. Hey man, if you didn't connect, you didn't connect.

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  68. THE TOWER (1993)

    Check out Paul Reiser’s John McClane cosplay.

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  70. Eyes without a face (1960)

    Great addition to the FACE/OFF cinematic universe.

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  71. Halloween Kills (2021) Dir. David Gordon Green

    Characters are huge Halloween (1978) fans too!

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  73. Villains (2019)
    One Skarsgard out of possible three Skarsgards

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  74. Intruder, dir Scott Spiegel, 1989

    Watermelons, heads and torsos half price. Bargain.

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  75. SLEEPY HOLLOW (1999)

    Should've worn those glasses the entire movie.

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  76. The Return of the Living Dead (1985, dir. Dan O'Bannon)

    I'm kinda rooting for the zombies here.

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  77. Sweetheart(2019 Dir, JD Dillard)

    Comparatively Hanks and Wilson had it easy

    or

    Blind watch was well worth the time

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  78. Dead of Night
    Dir. Dan Curtis 1977
    Anthology! Before Pet Sematary there was "Bobby"

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  79. Halloween Kills (2021)

    Looks like Busta can finally rest easy.

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    1. I had pretty low expectations... But worst movie out of any sequel to any of the big three for me as of now. Profoundly awful.

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  80. Halloween Kills (21)

    Weirdest timeline for the newest Matrix sequel.

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  81. House

    I wish George Wendt was my neighbor.

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  82. Halloween Kills (2021)

    And kills and kills and kills and

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  83. 12-HOUR SHIFT (2020)

    Anybody want some steak and kidney pie?

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  84. Halloween Kills (2021)

    Google: "Anthony Michael Halloween".
    Ok, been done.

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  85. Halloween Kills (2021)

    Just begging for the cult of thorn.

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  86. Bloodline (2018, dir. Henry Jacobson)

    Dexter: The Movie, all style little substance

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  87. Se7en 1995

    Used Se7en quotes for history senior thesis.

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  88. Road Games (1981)

    In low speed alley "chase," clearance important.

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  89. Firestarter (1984) Dir. Mark L. Lester

    Stop making her light you on fire.

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  90. The Horror Show 1990 (AKA House 3, AKA La Casa 4. Horror Sequels day, Junesploitation Horror Redux)

    Rockabye, sweet baby (Brion) James... inside daughter?

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  91. Halloween Kills

    Looks like Green's a fan of Crawl

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  92. From Beyond the Grave (1974)

    Angela Pleasence's eyes will haunt my dreams

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  93. Halloween Kills (2021)

    Judy Greer kicks ass and deserved better.

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  94. The Blackcoat's Daughter (2015)

    At the reveal, I didn't care anymore

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  95. Hollow Man (2000)

    The real horror is Kim Dickens' hair

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  96. Don't Breathe (2016)

    They'd never make him a hero, right?

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  97. Creature from the Black Lagoon (1954)

    Justice for Gill-Man, he did nothing wrong

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  98. The Funhouse (1981)

    Frankenstein should stay away from breaker boxes

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  99. Nekromatik (1987)

    Why did I do this to myself?

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  100. Night of the Demons (1988, dir. Kevin S. Tenney)

    Pairs nicely with an '83 Sleepaway Camp

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  101. Halloween Kills (2021)

    That morgue could really use some curtains

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  102. The Addiction (Abel Ferrara, 1995)

    Lili Tomlin waxes poetic about vamp life

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  103. What We Do In the Shadows (2015)

    Family really is what you make them

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  104. Nosferatu (1922)

    Just don't do business in castles ok?

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  105. Halloween Kills
    Townspeople suck at killing. Chop his head off!

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