David Gordon Green's HALLOWEEN KILLS (2021, Peacock), 2nd watch with the Drumdums Live commentary track.Didn't know Tommy Doyle's birthday's January 6th.ORPeople's stupidity, Michael's reliable ace in hole.
D̶a̶v̶i̶d̶ ̶F̶i̶c̶n̶h̶e̶r̶'̶s̶ ALIEN 3: ASSEMBLY CUT (1992/2003, Blu-ray) for the first time.'Read Weyland-Yutani's new healthcare proposal? Killer plan.'OR'Where the fuck is E?' After 'D'?
David Fincher's ALIEN 3: THEATRICAL CUT (1992, Blu-ray) with cast & crew commentary track.I'd follow Roc to ass-end of space.ORCharles Dance can inject me wherever, whenever.
Adam Green's HATCHET (2006, Amazon Prime) for the first time.'Jenna lied about NYU? Bitch must die!'ORMissing cameos by "Swamp People's" Landry clan.
John Carpenter's THE FOG (1980. DVD).Where Doctor Challis learned his bad habits.ORTwo scream queens for double the price.
The Empty Man (2020)Went in knowing nothing, still no wiser
The Hills Have Eyes (1977)Carters, the pack. Pack, meat the Carters.
The Dark Half, dir George Romero, 1993George Stark really went to the birds
PG: Psycho Goreman-"Please mom! It's only rated PG!"-"Fine"
Suspiria (2018)An American Girl in Berlin: The Musical
Empire of the Ants (Dir. Bert I Gordon)Are Bert and Mark Jones mortal enemies?
THE PACK (1977)The tourists always ruin it for everybody.
Halloween 5: The Revenge of Michael Myers (1989)Who brings cars to a knife fight?
Cherry Falls (2000, Dir. Geoffrey Wright) Tailormade for father/daughter sexual chemistry connoisseurs.
SATURDAY THE 14TH (1981) Terrific creature designs deserved a better movie.
GINGER SNAPS (2001)Puberty makes anyone snap, especially a werewolf.
Halloween 5: The Revenge of Michael Myers (1989)Proving there's no safe sex in horror.
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Killer Party (1986)Sorority autumn april fools masquerade killer party.
Arachnophobia (1990)Spider Death : Too Much Taco Bell Face
There's someone inside your house (2021) More masks than a Mission Impossible movie.
THE MOST ASSASSINATED WOMAN IN THE WORLD (2018) Grand Guignol goes gaga, gushing gore gallons.
CHILD IN THE NIGHT (1990)"Just the body. Caught in the chains."orI wish JoBeth would be my hypnotist.
Tetsuo II: Body Hammer (1992, dir. Shin'ya Tsukamoto)My nightmares are more coherent than this.
How did the boy die? I am still trying to figure that out. Probably the most cyberpunk film I have watched, including the first Tetsuo.
The kidnapper lied when he said he'd killed the kid, and when the dad shot at the kidnapper with his arm-gun, he hit the kid. That's the impression I was left with, but who the hell knows with these movies?
IT (2017) Pennywise should've taken the form of NKOTB.
30 Days of Night (2007) Assault on Precinct Dawn of the Dead
Fear Street: Part One - 1994 (2021)Everyone and their mom had this soundtrack
Slumber Party Massacre (2021, dir. Danishka Esterhazy)Two thirds of a movie I liked.
I Spit on Your Grave (1978, dir. Meir Zarchi)Can finally say that I saw it.
THE SKULL (1965)Story's as hollow as a... you know.
AMERICAN PSYCHO 2: ALL AMERICAN GIRL (2002)Guess Shatner needed a new beach house.
Raw (2016, French title "Grave")My sister used to bite me too.
Mother of Tears (2007)What a trashy conclusion to the trilogy.
Fear Street Part 2: 1978 (2021)Guy with acetaminophen dies from splitting headache.
DEVIL STORY (1986)Proves definitively that movies can be made.orCat, horse, mummy, nazi: I needed this.
Halloween III (1982)Cochran's hobbies: rubber masks, Stonehenge, and murder.
30 Days of Night (2007)WILD conclusion to Josh Hartnett's numbers trilogy
The Neon Demon (2016)Can't believe wholesome modeling world is sinister.
Relic (2020)House had a lot of usable space.
The Strange Vice of Mrs. Wardh (1971)Not clear Mrs. Wardh's vice was strange.
The Empty Man (2020)Empty Man? More like an empty movie.
Poltergeist (1982)Coach hauls ass straight back to Orlando.
Hellraiser: Bloodline (1996)You really feel the Alan Smithee influence.
The Final Girls (2015)Rare movie with 2 unsexy striptease scenes.
A Return to Salem's Lot (1987)Technically it's more like a town now.
Sorority Row (2009)So try and guess how Chugs dies.
Halloween 5: Revenge of Michael Myers (1989) Tina Rules Tina Rules Tina Rules OKAY??!!!
The Mangler (1995)The most Riske of Tobe Hooper's movies
Martyrs Lane (2021)Just off of The Human Centipede Drive.
Death Ship (1980)Alternate Title: A Series of Unconvincing Wigs
IT: CHAPTER TWO (2019) Mike's Pennywise origin just raises more questions.
Mary Shelly's Frankenstein 1994"Victor? Guy who pulled my heart out...?"
SHOCKER (1989) Strange adaptation of Crash Test Dummies cartoon.
The Bride 1985Sting's movie career was the blasphemous creation
THE STYLIST (2020)Thanks for making an excellent movie, Jill!
The Curse of Frankenstein 1957Were Grampa and the kid ate whole?orDoctor can't "perform" with his own class?
Amityville 3-D in 2-D on YT(1983, Dir: Richard Fleischer)Really was Tom Cruises best career decision
An American Werewolf in ParisMight be the worst CGI I’ve seen.
The Final Girls (Todd Strauss-Schulson, 2015)Go full meta: Max enters The Conjuring
Alligator (1980) dir. Lewis TeagueAnytime a gator’s flushed Forster’s forehead recedes.
Son of Frankenstein (1939)Torches don't work. Try "Evil dies tonight!".
Near Dark(1987). 🎶"Hes got spurs that jingle🎶....OH GOD!!!"
The Descent (2005)Makes cave exploring seem like a dream.
Crimson Peak (2015)I'd commit crimes for Jessica Chastain too.
Pet Sematary II (1992)Are there two directors named Mary Lambert?
🤣🤩
Under the Shadow (2016)Kept waiting for Andrew Divoff to appear
Fear Street Part One: 1994 (2021)Rivals Suicide Squad's amount of needle drops
Videodrome (1983)What's up with that picture of Hitler?
Resident Evil: Retribution (2012)Dir: Paul W.S. AndersonWesker’s Agent Smith impression’s still going strong.
Resident Evil: The Final Chapter (2016)Dir: Paul W.S. AndersonOne potato, two potato, three potato, CLONE!
Slumber Party Massacre (2021)Secret ingredient in the cookies is love.
The Medium (2021)Shame what they did to that dog.
Nightmare City (1980) Dir. Umberto LenziRadioactive zombies can't say no to Jazzercise.
The Faculty (1998)Subtle metaphor for growing up, for sure
Urban Legend (1998)This makes The Faculty look like Scream!
PossessionDir. Andrzej Zulawski 1981Who's Afraid of Virginia Woolf meets Hellraiser
Halloween Kills(2021, Dir: David Gordan Green)dialogue sounds written for future shirt sales
Elvira: Mistress of the Dark (1988)Elvira teaches town to riff on movies
The Forever Purge (2021)More like war movie than horror movie
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David Gordon Green's HALLOWEEN KILLS (2021, Peacock), 2nd watch with the Drumdums Live commentary track.
ReplyDeleteDidn't know Tommy Doyle's birthday's January 6th.
OR
People's stupidity, Michael's reliable ace in hole.
D̶a̶v̶i̶d̶ ̶F̶i̶c̶n̶h̶e̶r̶'̶s̶ ALIEN 3: ASSEMBLY CUT (1992/2003, Blu-ray) for the first time.
ReplyDelete'Read Weyland-Yutani's new healthcare proposal? Killer plan.'
OR
'Where the fuck is E?' After 'D'?
David Fincher's ALIEN 3: THEATRICAL CUT (1992, Blu-ray) with cast & crew commentary track.
ReplyDeleteI'd follow Roc to ass-end of space.
OR
Charles Dance can inject me wherever, whenever.
Adam Green's HATCHET (2006, Amazon Prime) for the first time.
ReplyDelete'Jenna lied about NYU? Bitch must die!'
OR
Missing cameos by "Swamp People's" Landry clan.
John Carpenter's THE FOG (1980. DVD).
ReplyDeleteWhere Doctor Challis learned his bad habits.
OR
Two scream queens for double the price.
The Empty Man (2020)
ReplyDeleteWent in knowing nothing, still no wiser
The Hills Have Eyes (1977)
ReplyDeleteCarters, the pack. Pack, meat the Carters.
The Dark Half, dir George Romero, 1993
ReplyDeleteGeorge Stark really went to the birds
PG: Psycho Goreman
ReplyDelete-"Please mom! It's only rated PG!"
-"Fine"
Suspiria (2018)
ReplyDeleteAn American Girl in Berlin: The Musical
Empire of the Ants (Dir. Bert I Gordon)
ReplyDeleteAre Bert and Mark Jones mortal enemies?
THE PACK (1977)
ReplyDeleteThe tourists always ruin it for everybody.
Halloween 5: The Revenge of Michael Myers (1989)
ReplyDeleteWho brings cars to a knife fight?
Cherry Falls (2000, Dir. Geoffrey Wright)
ReplyDeleteTailormade for father/daughter sexual chemistry connoisseurs.
SATURDAY THE 14TH (1981)
ReplyDeleteTerrific creature designs deserved a better movie.
GINGER SNAPS (2001)
ReplyDeletePuberty makes anyone snap, especially a werewolf.
Halloween 5: The Revenge of Michael Myers (1989)
ReplyDeleteProving there's no safe sex in horror.
This comment has been removed by the author.
ReplyDeleteKiller Party (1986)
ReplyDeleteSorority autumn april fools masquerade killer party.
Arachnophobia (1990)
ReplyDeleteSpider Death : Too Much Taco Bell Face
There's someone inside your house (2021)
ReplyDeleteMore masks than a Mission Impossible movie.
THE MOST ASSASSINATED WOMAN IN THE WORLD (2018)
ReplyDeleteGrand Guignol goes gaga, gushing gore gallons.
CHILD IN THE NIGHT (1990)
ReplyDelete"Just the body. Caught in the chains."
or
I wish JoBeth would be my hypnotist.
Tetsuo II: Body Hammer (1992, dir. Shin'ya Tsukamoto)
ReplyDeleteMy nightmares are more coherent than this.
How did the boy die? I am still trying to figure that out. Probably the most cyberpunk film I have watched, including the first Tetsuo.
DeleteThe kidnapper lied when he said he'd killed the kid, and when the dad shot at the kidnapper with his arm-gun, he hit the kid. That's the impression I was left with, but who the hell knows with these movies?
DeleteIT (2017)
ReplyDeletePennywise should've taken the form of NKOTB.
30 Days of Night (2007)
ReplyDeleteAssault on Precinct Dawn of the Dead
Fear Street: Part One - 1994 (2021)
ReplyDeleteEveryone and their mom had this soundtrack
Slumber Party Massacre (2021, dir. Danishka Esterhazy)
ReplyDeleteTwo thirds of a movie I liked.
I Spit on Your Grave (1978, dir. Meir Zarchi)
ReplyDeleteCan finally say that I saw it.
THE SKULL (1965)
ReplyDeleteStory's as hollow as a... you know.
AMERICAN PSYCHO 2: ALL AMERICAN GIRL (2002)
ReplyDeleteGuess Shatner needed a new beach house.
Raw (2016, French title "Grave")
ReplyDeleteMy sister used to bite me too.
Mother of Tears (2007)
ReplyDeleteWhat a trashy conclusion to the trilogy.
Fear Street Part 2: 1978 (2021)
ReplyDeleteGuy with acetaminophen dies from splitting headache.
DEVIL STORY (1986)
ReplyDeleteProves definitively that movies can be made.
or
Cat, horse, mummy, nazi: I needed this.
Halloween III (1982)
ReplyDeleteCochran's hobbies: rubber masks, Stonehenge, and murder.
30 Days of Night (2007)
ReplyDeleteWILD conclusion to Josh Hartnett's numbers trilogy
The Neon Demon (2016)
ReplyDeleteCan't believe wholesome modeling world is sinister.
Relic (2020)
ReplyDeleteHouse had a lot of usable space.
The Strange Vice of Mrs. Wardh (1971)
ReplyDeleteNot clear Mrs. Wardh's vice was strange.
The Empty Man (2020)
ReplyDeleteEmpty Man? More like an empty movie.
Poltergeist (1982)
ReplyDeleteCoach hauls ass straight back to Orlando.
Hellraiser: Bloodline (1996)
ReplyDeleteYou really feel the Alan Smithee influence.
The Final Girls (2015)
ReplyDeleteRare movie with 2 unsexy striptease scenes.
A Return to Salem's Lot (1987)
ReplyDeleteTechnically it's more like a town now.
Sorority Row (2009)
ReplyDeleteSo try and guess how Chugs dies.
Halloween 5: Revenge of Michael Myers (1989)
ReplyDeleteTina Rules Tina Rules Tina Rules OKAY??!!!
The Mangler (1995)
ReplyDeleteThe most Riske of Tobe Hooper's movies
Martyrs Lane (2021)
ReplyDeleteJust off of The Human Centipede Drive.
Death Ship (1980)
ReplyDeleteAlternate Title: A Series of Unconvincing Wigs
IT: CHAPTER TWO (2019)
ReplyDeleteMike's Pennywise origin just raises more questions.
Mary Shelly's Frankenstein 1994
ReplyDelete"Victor? Guy who pulled my heart out...?"
SHOCKER (1989)
ReplyDeleteStrange adaptation of Crash Test Dummies cartoon.
The Bride 1985
ReplyDeleteSting's movie career was the blasphemous creation
THE STYLIST (2020)
ReplyDeleteThanks for making an excellent movie, Jill!
The Curse of Frankenstein 1957
ReplyDeleteWere Grampa and the kid ate whole?
or
Doctor can't "perform" with his own class?
Amityville 3-D in 2-D on YT(1983, Dir: Richard Fleischer)
ReplyDeleteReally was Tom Cruises best career decision
An American Werewolf in Paris
ReplyDeleteMight be the worst CGI I’ve seen.
The Final Girls (Todd Strauss-Schulson, 2015)
ReplyDeleteGo full meta: Max enters The Conjuring
Alligator (1980) dir. Lewis Teague
ReplyDeleteAnytime a gator’s flushed Forster’s forehead recedes.
Son of Frankenstein (1939)
ReplyDeleteTorches don't work. Try "Evil dies tonight!".
Near Dark(1987). 🎶"Hes got spurs that jingle🎶....OH GOD!!!"
ReplyDeleteThe Descent (2005)
ReplyDeleteMakes cave exploring seem like a dream.
Crimson Peak (2015)
ReplyDeleteI'd commit crimes for Jessica Chastain too.
This comment has been removed by the author.
ReplyDeletePet Sematary II (1992)
ReplyDeleteAre there two directors named Mary Lambert?
🤣🤩
DeleteUnder the Shadow (2016)
ReplyDeleteKept waiting for Andrew Divoff to appear
Fear Street Part One: 1994 (2021)
ReplyDeleteRivals Suicide Squad's amount of needle drops
Videodrome (1983)
ReplyDeleteWhat's up with that picture of Hitler?
Resident Evil: Retribution (2012)
ReplyDeleteDir: Paul W.S. Anderson
Wesker’s Agent Smith impression’s still going strong.
Resident Evil: The Final Chapter (2016)
ReplyDeleteDir: Paul W.S. Anderson
One potato, two potato, three potato, CLONE!
Slumber Party Massacre (2021)
ReplyDeleteSecret ingredient in the cookies is love.
The Medium (2021)
ReplyDeleteShame what they did to that dog.
Nightmare City (1980) Dir. Umberto Lenzi
ReplyDeleteRadioactive zombies can't say no to Jazzercise.
The Faculty (1998)
ReplyDeleteSubtle metaphor for growing up, for sure
Urban Legend (1998)
ReplyDeleteThis makes The Faculty look like Scream!
Possession
ReplyDeleteDir. Andrzej Zulawski 1981
Who's Afraid of Virginia Woolf meets Hellraiser
Halloween Kills(2021, Dir: David Gordan Green)
ReplyDeletedialogue sounds written for future shirt sales
Elvira: Mistress of the Dark (1988)
ReplyDeleteElvira teaches town to riff on movies
The Forever Purge (2021)
ReplyDeleteMore like war movie than horror movie
These reviews have been counted for the monthly tally. Please post your reviews on today's thread. Thank you for your cooperation.
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