Monday, October 18, 2021

2021 Scary Movie Challenge Day 18

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  1. David Gordon Green's HALLOWEEN KILLS (2021, Peacock), 2nd watch with the Drumdums Live commentary track.

    Didn't know Tommy Doyle's birthday's January 6th.

    OR

    People's stupidity, Michael's reliable ace in hole.

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  2. D̶a̶v̶i̶d̶ ̶F̶i̶c̶n̶h̶e̶r̶'̶s̶ ALIEN 3: ASSEMBLY CUT (1992/2003, Blu-ray) for the first time.

    'Read Weyland-Yutani's new healthcare proposal? Killer plan.'

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    'Where the fuck is E?' After 'D'?

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  3. David Fincher's ALIEN 3: THEATRICAL CUT (1992, Blu-ray) with cast & crew commentary track.

    I'd follow Roc to ass-end of space.

    OR

    Charles Dance can inject me wherever, whenever.

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  4. Adam Green's HATCHET (2006, Amazon Prime) for the first time.

    'Jenna lied about NYU? Bitch must die!'

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    Missing cameos by "Swamp People's" Landry clan.

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  5. John Carpenter's THE FOG (1980. DVD).

    Where Doctor Challis learned his bad habits.

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    Two scream queens for double the price.

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  6. The Empty Man (2020)

    Went in knowing nothing, still no wiser

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  7. The Hills Have Eyes (1977)

    Carters, the pack. Pack, meat the Carters.

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  8. The Dark Half, dir George Romero, 1993

    George Stark really went to the birds

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  9. PG: Psycho Goreman

    -"Please mom! It's only rated PG!"
    -"Fine"

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  10. Suspiria (2018)

    An American Girl in Berlin: The Musical

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  11. Empire of the Ants (Dir. Bert I Gordon)

    Are Bert and Mark Jones mortal enemies?

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  12. THE PACK (1977)

    The tourists always ruin it for everybody.

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  13. Halloween 5: The Revenge of Michael Myers (1989)

    Who brings cars to a knife fight?

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  14. Cherry Falls (2000, Dir. Geoffrey Wright)

    Tailormade for father/daughter sexual chemistry connoisseurs.

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  15. SATURDAY THE 14TH (1981)

    Terrific creature designs deserved a better movie.

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  16. GINGER SNAPS (2001)

    Puberty makes anyone snap, especially a werewolf.

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  17. Halloween 5: The Revenge of Michael Myers (1989)

    Proving there's no safe sex in horror.

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  19. Killer Party (1986)

    Sorority autumn april fools masquerade killer party.

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  20. Arachnophobia (1990)

    Spider Death : Too Much Taco Bell Face

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  21. There's someone inside your house (2021)
    More masks than a Mission Impossible movie.

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  22. THE MOST ASSASSINATED WOMAN IN THE WORLD (2018)

    Grand Guignol goes gaga, gushing gore gallons.

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  23. CHILD IN THE NIGHT (1990)

    "Just the body. Caught in the chains."
    or
    I wish JoBeth would be my hypnotist.

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  24. Tetsuo II: Body Hammer (1992, dir. Shin'ya Tsukamoto)

    My nightmares are more coherent than this.

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    1. How did the boy die? I am still trying to figure that out. Probably the most cyberpunk film I have watched, including the first Tetsuo.

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    2. The kidnapper lied when he said he'd killed the kid, and when the dad shot at the kidnapper with his arm-gun, he hit the kid. That's the impression I was left with, but who the hell knows with these movies?

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  25. IT (2017)

    Pennywise should've taken the form of NKOTB.

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  26. 30 Days of Night (2007)

    Assault on Precinct Dawn of the Dead

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  27. Fear Street: Part One - 1994 (2021)

    Everyone and their mom had this soundtrack

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  28. Slumber Party Massacre (2021, dir. Danishka Esterhazy)

    Two thirds of a movie I liked.

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  29. I Spit on Your Grave (1978, dir. Meir Zarchi)

    Can finally say that I saw it.

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  30. THE SKULL (1965)

    Story's as hollow as a... you know.

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  31. AMERICAN PSYCHO 2: ALL AMERICAN GIRL (2002)

    Guess Shatner needed a new beach house.

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  32. Raw (2016, French title "Grave")

    My sister used to bite me too.

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  33. Mother of Tears (2007)

    What a trashy conclusion to the trilogy.

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  34. Fear Street Part 2: 1978 (2021)

    Guy with acetaminophen dies from splitting headache.

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  35. DEVIL STORY (1986)

    Proves definitively that movies can be made.
    or
    Cat, horse, mummy, nazi: I needed this.

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  36. Halloween III (1982)

    Cochran's hobbies: rubber masks, Stonehenge, and murder.

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  37. 30 Days of Night (2007)

    WILD conclusion to Josh Hartnett's numbers trilogy

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  38. The Neon Demon (2016)

    Can't believe wholesome modeling world is sinister.

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  39. Relic (2020)

    House had a lot of usable space.

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  40. The Strange Vice of Mrs. Wardh (1971)

    Not clear Mrs. Wardh's vice was strange.

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  41. The Empty Man (2020)

    Empty Man? More like an empty movie.

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  42. Poltergeist (1982)

    Coach hauls ass straight back to Orlando.

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  43. Hellraiser: Bloodline (1996)

    You really feel the Alan Smithee influence.

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  44. The Final Girls (2015)

    Rare movie with 2 unsexy striptease scenes.

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  45. A Return to Salem's Lot (1987)

    Technically it's more like a town now.

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  46. Sorority Row (2009)

    So try and guess how Chugs dies.

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  47. Halloween 5: Revenge of Michael Myers (1989)

    Tina Rules Tina Rules Tina Rules OKAY??!!!

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  48. The Mangler (1995)

    The most Riske of Tobe Hooper's movies

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  49. Martyrs Lane (2021)

    Just off of The Human Centipede Drive.

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  50. Death Ship (1980)

    Alternate Title: A Series of Unconvincing Wigs

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  51. IT: CHAPTER TWO (2019)

    Mike's Pennywise origin just raises more questions.

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  52. Mary Shelly's Frankenstein 1994

    "Victor? Guy who pulled my heart out...?"

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  53. SHOCKER (1989)

    Strange adaptation of Crash Test Dummies cartoon.

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  54. The Bride 1985

    Sting's movie career was the blasphemous creation

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  55. THE STYLIST (2020)

    Thanks for making an excellent movie, Jill!

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  56. The Curse of Frankenstein 1957

    Were Grampa and the kid ate whole?

    or

    Doctor can't "perform" with his own class?

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  57. Amityville 3-D in 2-D on YT(1983, Dir: Richard Fleischer)

    Really was Tom Cruises best career decision

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  58. An American Werewolf in Paris

    Might be the worst CGI I’ve seen.

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  59. The Final Girls (Todd Strauss-Schulson, 2015)

    Go full meta: Max enters The Conjuring

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  60. Alligator (1980) dir. Lewis Teague

    Anytime a gator’s flushed Forster’s forehead recedes.

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  61. Son of Frankenstein (1939)

    Torches don't work. Try "Evil dies tonight!".

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  62. Near Dark(1987). 🎶"Hes got spurs that jingle🎶....OH GOD!!!"

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  63. The Descent (2005)

    Makes cave exploring seem like a dream.

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  64. Crimson Peak (2015)

    I'd commit crimes for Jessica Chastain too.

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  66. Pet Sematary II (1992)

    Are there two directors named Mary Lambert?

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  67. Under the Shadow (2016)

    Kept waiting for Andrew Divoff to appear

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  68. Fear Street Part One: 1994 (2021)

    Rivals Suicide Squad's amount of needle drops

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  69. Videodrome (1983)

    What's up with that picture of Hitler?

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  70. Resident Evil: Retribution (2012)
    Dir: Paul W.S. Anderson

    Wesker’s Agent Smith impression’s still going strong.

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  71. Resident Evil: The Final Chapter (2016)
    Dir: Paul W.S. Anderson

    One potato, two potato, three potato, CLONE!

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  72. Slumber Party Massacre (2021)

    Secret ingredient in the cookies is love.

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  73. The Medium (2021)

    Shame what they did to that dog.

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  74. Nightmare City (1980) Dir. Umberto Lenzi

    Radioactive zombies can't say no to Jazzercise.

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  75. The Faculty (1998)

    Subtle metaphor for growing up, for sure

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  76. Urban Legend (1998)

    This makes The Faculty look like Scream!

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  77. Possession
    Dir. Andrzej Zulawski 1981
    Who's Afraid of Virginia Woolf meets Hellraiser

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  78. Halloween Kills(2021, Dir: David Gordan Green)

    dialogue sounds written for future shirt sales

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  79. Elvira: Mistress of the Dark (1988)
    Elvira teaches town to riff on movies

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  80. The Forever Purge (2021)
    More like war movie than horror movie

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