'ERNSTHAFT, WAS IST DAS "F" FALSCH MIT DEUTSCHEN LEUTE?' CONTEMPORARY HORROR IN GERMAN CINEMA QUINTET! Why?NO REASON (2010, PLEX) for the first time. [WARNING: GRAPHIC SEXUAL/VIOLENT CONTENT. Even by Junesploitation! and Scary Movie Month standards, VIEWER DISCRETION IS ADVISED!]'Olaf Ittenbach,' German for "A Serbian Film."OR'Jesus wept' too when mailman used bathroom.
Eckhart Schmidt's DER FAN, aka THE FAN (1982, Mondo Macabro Blu-ray).Delicate. Detached. Determined. Demented. Deliberate. Delicious. Defiant.
Nikias Chryssos' THE BUNKER (2015, TUBI) for the first time."Burial Ground," the "heartwarming" German sitcom version.ORIs 'Heinrich' the German nickname for 'Kuato'?
Gerald Kargl's ANGST (1983, Blu-ray). Also streaming on TUBI and AMC+.Smooth unreliable narrator scarier than home invasion.ORDrone/GoPro-style camera angles impressive, then/now.ORGaspar Noé's all-time favorite movie. Enough said.
Jörg Buttgereit's SCHRAMM (1993, TUBI) for the first time. [WARNING: GRAPHIC CONTENT]Chubby Jason Statham-lookalike fails at life, painting.ORBecause "Nekromantik" left too much to imagination.
Halloween (2007) dir. Rob Zombie“Deserve’s got nothin’ to do with it.”
In the Mouth of Madness (1994, dir. John Carpenter) (with John Carpenter & Sandy King's commentary)Commentary's highlight: Sandy's snark towards Bob Shaye.
The FacultyDir. Robert Rodriguez 1998The scariest part is Josh Hartnett's hair.
Wrong Turn (2021)It’s 4am and I like this movie.
The Thing (1982, Dir. John Carpenter) Humans are underdogs while alien is innadog.
The Witches (1966)That African mask thing is seriously freaky.
The Thing (2011)Look what they did to my boy!
Freddy vs Jason, dir Ronny Yu, 2003Question, how did Jason get a ukulele?Second question: does he take victim requests?
THE BIRDS II: LAND’S END (1994) How’d that pigeon get an electrician’s license?
HALLOWEEN 2 (1981):Lacks a firm timetable for evil’s demise.
ONCE UPON A MIDNIGHT SCARY (1979)Seemed great as a child...it isn’t
WHITE ZOMBIE (1932)Surprised painted widow’s peaks never caught on
Blade (1998)What motherfucker made this uphill ice rink?!
The Incredible Shrinking Man (1957)Going… going… going… spider… gone. Not gone.
Blade 2 (2002)Pretty vampire ladies for smooching! Not reapering!OrWant to wedgie the dork word "Reaper"
Blade Trinity (2004)Dorff ennui. Whence one misses Stephen Dorff.
The Pit (1981)Release trolls because “they’re alive like me.”
The Haunted House of Horror (1969)There’s Frankie Avalon, but not enough beach.
TERROR IN THE HAUNTED HOUSE (1958) Why aren’t more movies filmed in Psych-o-Rama?
The Masque of the Red Death (1964)Great movie. Wouldn’t really recommend at 6am.
Happy Death Day 2U (2019)Tree makes parents, Shrub and Bush, proud.
Carnival of Souls (1962) Professional organist takes unlimited baths. No fuss.
The Silence of the Lambs (1991) I skipped this episode of the podcast.
Resurrection (1999 Dir. Russell Mulcahy)Pet Semetary child death? Devastating. Resurrection's? Hillarious!
Bride of Chucky (1998) Dir. Ronny YuThere's no doll parts, only doll actors.
Nightbooks (2021, dir. David Yarovesky)Can't understand why this wasn't an anthology.
House of 1,000 Corpses (2003, dir. Rob Zombie)Would let Baby make me corpse 1,001.
Halloween Kills (2021)Pete Rose respects legacy more than HK.
Bad Dreams (1988) “With the Bad Dreams Warrrrrriorrrrrs.” Or something.
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Chopping Mall (1986)Pinching, jabbing, shocking, lasering, falling. Zero chopping.Also, seeing this within a month after rewatching Rock 'N' Roll High School, I was really struck by the adult cast crossover. Makes me wonder if there was supposed to be a Ramones killer robot semi-musical set at a school and mall that got split into two movies.
MARTYRS (2008) on TubiA special kind of vengeance is unleashed.OrWanted to look away on many occasions.
BONES (2001)on TubiSpirit as a dog? Makes sense here.
The Craft (1996)Tunney of fun. Nothing to Balk at.
The Banana Splits Movie (2019)I thought this was about ice cream.
The Devil's Rain (1975) Cool William Shatner mask could've been iconic.
Messiah of Evil (1973) I'm afraid I just blue myself. Phrasing.
Curse of the Crimson Altar (1968, dir.Vernon Sewell)Satanists so frightfully polite in the daylight
Scooby-Doo (2002)End of 24 hours! I made it!
Cinemadrome Halloween Special double feature:Mausoleum (1983, dir. Michael Dugan)Nothing suspicious about "Nomed", perfectly normal name.
Cemetery of Terror (Cementerio del terror) (1985, dir. Rubén Galindo Jr.)Sound designer followed the maximalism art movement.
Tremors 2: Aftershocks (1996)Really fun prequel to 'A Quiet Place'
Night Teeth(2021 Dir:Adam Randall)Glam vamp Collateral riff entertaining not amazingorPro? Real Vamps! Not pointy teeth zombies.
The Incredible Shrinking Man (1957)Can’t stop picturing Mark Jones slow-clapping.
THE WOLFMAN (2010)DelToro's great but this movie fails him.orI didn't know VanHelsing was in this.
Bad Taste (1987)More like this from Peter Jackson please!
Starry eyes Alex Essoe joins the Cult of Adjani
Hellraiser (1987)It's like a Rubik's Cube for Slipknot fans.
Phantasm (1979)Watchout for that old man's balls, seriously!
Chopping mall Sexy Crampton and electric Miller meet Wynowski
Friday the 13th Part V: A New Beginning (1985) Dir. Danny SteinmannNEED a prequel about Roy abandoning Joey.
Hatchet II (2010)Danielle Harris giving this franchise a boost.
The Mummy's Curse (1944)The Mummy must be so sleep deprived.
Impossible. Karis got to sleep through the 20 minute flashback sequence of a 62 minute movie.
House 3 (1989)Horror Show? This should be called GAZMO!
Xtro (1983)Not another magic clown alien birth movie!
DEVILS RAIN (1975)Earnest Bourgnine is the real true G.O.A.T.
The Man Who Laughs (1928)But Doctor, I Am The Great Gwynplaine.
The Visit (2015, dir. M Night Shyamalan)What’s scarier than relatives? Complete fucking strangers.
Child's Play 2 (1990)Up there with Aliens, T2, Godfather 2.
Misery (1990)Wow, this movie's fantastic. Kathy Bates! Wow!
One of my favorite movies, period (scary or not)!
CREATURE FROM THE BLACK LAGOON (1954) Truly, a classic... BLARING HORNS! BLARING HORNS!
The House by the Cemetery (1981)This what people mean by deep cuts?
Final Destination 5 (2011)It's the bridge between the two groups.
Nightwatch (1997)McGregor and Brolin enter a new Dimension.
Broadcast Signal IntrusionGentry's (The Signal, Synchronicity) new film. Great!
The Prophecy 5: Foresaken (2005)I chose this AND I can vote?
Chopping Mall (1986)It's certainly not all in the title!
Cruel Jaws (1995)This shark movie bites other shark movies!
Killer Workout (1987)Every yoga move is my lament configuration.
Strait-Jacket (1964)The guy with the milk was funny.
Dr. Black, Mr. Hyde (1976)Yup! I really like William Crain movies.
The Hands of Orlac (1924)Definitely feels like a movie from 1924.
Halloween Kills (2021)At least John Carpenter got a check.
Becky (2020)Makes Kevin McCallister look like a bitch.
Venom: Let There be Carnage (2021) by Andy SerkisChocolate, Brains, Symbiotes: The Ultimate Food Movie
Mortuary (1983) Dir. Howard AvedisStingy with mortuaries, wildly generous with lingerie.orThe killer's mask is his own face?
Wishmaster (1997)Taking faces before Verotika made it cool
VIDEO DEMONS DO PSYCHOTOWN (1989) Besmirches Troma’s good name, if that’s possible.
The Addams Family (2019)Allison Janney makes a perfect Addams villain.
A Bucket of Blood (1959)Should've put another cat in the wall
Night Teeth (dir. Hype Williams)Shiny, awful music, the modern vampire "Belly".
Strait-Jacket (1964)Just saw Strait-Jacket, axe me anything.
Dr. Black and Mr. Hyde (1976)“White folk: the monster’s YOU!!” “…fair call.”
The Hands of Orlac (1924)German acting’s dramatic; murder hands are traumatic.
Straight Jacket (1964)Film asks what’s scarier: axes, chickens, or Joan?
Dr. Black & Mr. Hyde (1976)From Stevenson adaptation to King Kong remake!
Hands of Orlac (1924)Taught me how to “seduce someone’s hands.”
Ghostwatch (1992)My favorite discovery of Scary Movie Month.
PALE RIDER (1985)Clint’s maybe a ghost so maybe counts?
Dr. Black, Mr. Hyde 1976Stan Winston made-up Casey likeSolomon Grundy!
Swear I wasn't watching at Music Box!
Don't Fuck in the Woods (2016)Spoilers: Several people fuck in the woods.
THE SHINING (1980)Hallorann has quite interesting taste in art
Annabelle Creation (2017, dir. David Sandberg)Don't like how this one conjures scares.
The Devil's Rejects (2005, dir. Rob Zombie)Could go for some tutti fuckin' frutti.
The Happenning (2008) w/ F This Movie Commentary!Movie should have been called uneducated observers.
The Blair Witch (1999) Ruined sending kids to the corner, forever!
The Day The Earth Stood Still 1951Closed-captioners don't know "barada nikto"???? Dafuq?
The Thing From Another World 1951Prof. Carrington's much saner in this cut.
The Thing 1982From The "Prometheus" School of Rational Scientists...
The Corpse Bride (2005)Corpse or not, that brides pretty hot.
Old (2021)Doctor was overdue for his tetanus shot.
The Dead Don’t Die (2019, dir. Jim Jarmusch)It’s the night of the living deadpan.
The House of the Devil (2009)At least the devil supports affordable housing.
The Thing (1982)Definitely a career high for flame throwers
Martha Marcy May Marlene (2011)Wasn't sure if horror. The result: iunno...
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