Monday, October 25, 2021

2021 Scary Movie Challenge Day 25

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  1. 'MARIO BAVA'S KID MAKES MAN' TWO-FER!

    Lamberto Bava's DEMONS (1985, Synapse 4K UHD Blu-ray). First time seeing movie in 4K.

    Tony the pimp earns poster's main spot.

    OR

    Chekhov's fiery-red motorcycle with samurai sword? Check.

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  2. Lamberto Bava's DEMONS 2 (1986, Synapse 4K UHD Blu-ray). First time seeing movie in 4K.

    Sally's inner demons scarier than uninvited "Videodrome(s)."

    OR

    Roided-out German bodybuilders versus Demons? Verdammt richtig!

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  3. Bernard Rose's CANDYMAN: UNRATED DIRECTOR'S CUT (1992/2018, Shout! Factory Blu-ray) for the first time.

    Problematic ending notwithstanding, a modern horror classic.

    OR

    Like Candyman, Trevor's also robbing a cradle.

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  4. Danishka Esterhazy's SLUMBER PARTY MASSACRE (2021, SyFy Channel) for the first time.

    Made in South Africa, and it shows.

    OR

    Not "Psycho '98"-level bad, but awfully close.

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  5. Nosferatu (1922 - F.W. Murnau)
    "Don't go further!" Postman is a daredevil.

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  6. Nosferatu (2011 - Wes Craven)

    STAB 7? Numeric sequels are so 80s.

    OR

    90s STAB: Still STABbing or STAB forever.

    OR

    00s STAB: STABbening or STAB 8 Retribution.

    OR

    10s STAB: The STAB or STAB reboot.

    OR

    20s STAB: STAB 2, ignoring any sequels.

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    2. Oh - I just realized that I copy/pasted the wrong title... Scream 4 is the movie I'm writing about, not Nosferatu.

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  7. The Omen (1976) dir. Richard Donner

    Don’t Not Tell Damien the Babysitter’s Dead.

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  8. No One Gets Out Alive (2021) Directed by Santiago Meghini

    What’s in the boxxxxx? Moth Vagina Monster.

    Said like Brad Pitt in Seven of ofcourse.

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  9. The Hills Have Eyes (2006, Dir. Alexandre Aja)

    Hillfolk sure do love a Big Bobecue.

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  10. Hannibal (2001, dir. Ridley Scott)

    Good taste in cocktail dresses. Nothing else.

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  11. Driller Killer with commentary track by Abel


    Just imagine if Xtro commentary used Abel?

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  12. Prom Night (1980)

    What's your school's name, man? Alexander Hamilton!

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  13. LEGEND OF THE SEVEN GOLDEN VAMPIRES (1974)

    Song suggestion....🎶Ev’rybody was Kung Fu Bi-ting...🎶

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  14. Lisa (1989, dir. Gary Sherman)

    Mom's forehead necessary in any killer's arsenal

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  15. Halloween II (1981, dir. Rick Rosenthal)

    Ben Tramer spent 10/30 bleaching his wig

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  16. Halloween Kills (2021)

    At least Will Patton looked fairly comfortable.

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  17. Halloween Kills (2021)
    Evil brings knife to gunfight and wins

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  18. SATAN'S LITTLE HELPER (2004)

    So, COULD god come as a TrickOrTreater?
    or
    "See what you get for disobeying Satan?"

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  19. RATS: NIGHT OF TERROR (1983)

    What if this rat's also named Muad'Dib?

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  20. Martyrs (2008)

    Thanks, TubiTV. I needed intermittent Skippy commercials.

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  21. Ghosts Of Mars (2001)

    Got ghosts on Mars, fuck you want?

    Or

    Think I'm being possessed by grumpy Carpenter

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  22. THE BRIDES OF DRACULA (1960)

    What trumps mother's love? Mother's blood.

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  23. Angel Heart (1987)

    That corpse is gonna ruin ‘da Gumbo.

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  24. The People Under the Stairs (1991)

    Gimp suits always problematic for Ving Rhames.

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  25. Let the Right One In (2008)

    Stockholm's parks have great lighting for exsanguination.

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  26. MARS NEEDS WOMEN (1968)

    Finally, a movie that's 100% scientifically accurate.

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  27. The Invisible Man (2020)

    Over/under on tying himself up needlessly?

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  28. Girls with Balls (2018)

    Would have been awkward renting at Blockbuster.

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  29. The Batman vs Dracula (Michael Goguen, 2005)

    More fun crossovers and spooky cartoons, please

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  30. 25. I onde dager (The Trip) (2021)

    Well hiking in Norway… Off the table!

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  31. Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde (1931)

    Oscar winning game of Hyde and eek!

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  32. Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde

    Oscar winning game of Hyde and eek!

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  33. The House of the Devil (1896) dir. Georges Melies

    No boobs? Worst first horror movie ever!

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  34. Halloween 4

    Adam's driving lessons came in useful here

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  35. WE ARE STILL HERE (2015)

    Charred corpse-ghosts really lower property values.

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  36. Annabelle Comes Home (2019, dir. Gary Dauberman)

    Movie argues to never unbox your toys.

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  37. Night of the Living Dead (1968)

    Still better than most newer zombie movies.

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  38. Night Visions (1990, dir. Wes Craven)

    Boom mic's role more than a cameo.

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  39. THE INCREDIBLE MELTING MAN (1977)

    Aren't we all melting, on the inside?

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  40. Crimson Peak (2015)

    Jessica Chastain. That's it. That's the tweet.

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  41. The Last Man On Earth (Ubaldo Rogona, Sidney Salkow, 1964)

    There were lots of men in this

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  42. BAD MUTILATOR (1984)

    Mutilate people, but not the Volkswagon Bug!

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  43. The Frighteners (1996)

    CGI holding up worse than The Judge.

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  44. NECROPHOBIA (1995)

    Show gore, then wake up screaming. Repeat.

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  45. THE COLLINGSWOOD STORY (2002)

    yeah, they do rituals in the attic...

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  46. Sorority Babes in the Slimeball Bowl-O-Rama (David DeCoteau, 1988)

    Rated R for TIT: Terrifying Imp Teeth

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  47. House of 1000 Corpses (2003)

    Gas station fried chicken's finger lickin' good.

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  48. GORE-MET: ZOMBIE CHEF FROM HELL (1986)

    I'd say he's ahead by a foot.

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  49. The Stylist (2020)

    So just a little off the top?

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  50. House of 1000 Corpses (2003)

    Sherri Moon's laugh is intoxicating. Would die.

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  51. The Haunted World of El Superbeasto (2009, dir. Rob Zombie)

    Zombie cartoon is also his horniest movie.

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  52. Prime Evil (1988, dir. Roberta Findlay)

    Less trustworthy priest than Midnight Mass guy.

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  53. Halloween 2 2009

    Michael forgot he had learned to drive

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  54. Sleepy Hollow (1999):

    Average flintlock musket reload time: 30 seconds.

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  55. Tales from the Crypt: Demon Knight (1995):

    I'd betray everyone for Billy Zane's smile.

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  56. House of 1000 Corpses (2003)

    These home additions won't increase your equity.

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  57. The Thing (1982):

    Is Kurt Russell with a beard unstoppable?

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  58. 30 Days of Night (2007):

    Foster = Nic Cage + Crispin Glover???

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  59. The Invisible Man (1933):

    "I did this for you" is crap.

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  60. The Thing (2011):

    Research equipment checklist: pen, paper, microscope, flamethrower.

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  61. The Cave (2005)
    Walking off like Keyser Soze, BALLER move!

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  62. Nightmare On Elm Street (1984)

    The 'While You Were Sleeping' of horror

    or

    This Krueger guy, he's kinda a jerk

    or

    Controversial opinion...don't kill women on ceilings

    or

    I'd eat free of those dang cakestairs

    or

    Wish John Saxon was my daft dad

    or

    Heather should start a sfx summer Langenkamp

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  63. The Slumber Party Massacre (1982, dir. Amy Holden Jones)

    I am also totally eating that pizza

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  64. New Year, New You (2018, dir. Sophia Takal)

    We do all have that one friend

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  65. The Initiation 1984

    Mirrors, not penises were the biggest Clu!

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  68. Urban Legend (1998)

    My sister’s neighbor’s mailman’s uncle loved it.

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  69. Pet Semetary(1989) Jud lacks Semetary discretion, proves Achilles Heel.

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  70. "The Last House on the Left" (1972) by Wes Craven

    Guess who's coming to dinner? The killers!

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  71. The Gate (1987)

    This is why I don't do yardwork.

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  72. Slugs (1988)

    Man, I love this director to Pieces.

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  73. Rawhead Rex (1986)

    Sorta like Pumpkinhead without Stan Winston's contributions.

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  74. Chopping Mall (1986)

    Roughly half of this title is inaccurate.

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  75. Night Teeth (2021)

    Least the driver got a couple tips.

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  76. Hell House LLC (2015)

    In the end she didn't want 2C.

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  77. MR. BOOGEDY (1986)

    Practical jokester dad is the real monster.

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  78. Possum (2018)

    I still think Australian spiders are scarier

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  79. The Ring (2002)

    Seven days....also, be kind and rewind

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  80. Bride of Re-Animator (1990)

    Herbert West seems like a terrible roommate.

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  81. Waxwork 2 Lost in Time, dir Anthony Hickox, 1992

    Bruce prefers his ribs fleshed and rare

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  82. The Ring (2002)

    Great fucking seven word review Eric Wood

    or

    Alss well that ends...take it back!!!

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  83. Trick ‘r Treat (2008)

    More rules than a friggin’ Jigsaw trap.

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  84. TITANE (2021):

    This movie is super chill and normal.

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  85. Peeping Tom (1960)

    2021 Reboot: He stalks your social media.

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  86. The Cabinet of Dr. Caligari (1920)

    Slicked back hair equals always not crazy.

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  87. Nosferatu (1922)

    Cant wait for sequel, NosferaTWO: Electric Boogaloo

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  88. Scream 4 (2011)
    I’ll take a *stab* at a review

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  89. Leviathan (1989) Dir. George P. Cosmatos

    Doc more impress by Rambo than monster.

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  90. Scream (1996)
    Ugh just break up with her, Billy

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  91. Angel Heart (1987)

    Aye, nice to meet ya Louie-cifer.

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  92. Salem’s Lot (1979)
    More like Salem’s NOT am I right?

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  93. The Wolf Man (1941)

    "Even an obviously adopted man who says..."

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  94. Son of Dracula, dir Curt Siodmak, 1943

    Dracula loves Catherine and Catherone loves Alucard

    Or

    Dracula wants a strong real estate portfolio

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  95. Halloween (2018)

    Dad wishes he’s dad from Psycho Goreman.

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  96. The Wasp Woman 1959

    Always check hospitals last for missing persons

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  97. The Haunting 1963

    Lusting after Bond finally got to Moneypenny

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  98. TITANE (2021)

    Finally a wet dream for Turbo Teen.

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  99. Crimson Peak 2015

    Well...after all no one lives forever

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  100. FACES OF DEATH (1978)

    People used to think this was real?

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  101. Halloween II (1981)

    Highlight: Bud’s moving rendition of “Amazing Grace”.

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  102. The Slumber Party Massacre II (1987)

    Needs more driller killer, less driller filler

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  103. Scream (1996)

    Jamie Kennedy is film twitter come alive.

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  104. Mad Love (1935)

    When Peter Lorre crushes, he crushes HARD.

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  105. Nightmare on Elm Street (2010)

    "Criminally underrated masterpiece!" - Someone on Twitter probably.

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  106. Christine (1983)

    This driverless car thing's gone too far.

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  107. The Final Girls(2015, Dir: Todd Strauss-Schulson)

    Funny, sweet but scareless ode to slashers
    or
    The Adderall dance is worth the admission

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  108. Trick r Treat (2008)

    Dylan Baker finally receives his just desserts.

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  109. Funsize(2012 Dir: Josh Schwartz)

    I wonder if Captain Chicken saw Titane

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  110. Don’t Go in the House (1979) dir. Joseph Ellison

    Beer buddy Bob needs a spin-off series.

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  111. Impetigore (2019) Dir. Joko Anwar

    Don't pay it back, Flay It Forward.

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  112. Beetlejuice (1988)

    Delia and Otho birth HGTV? Property Mother!

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  113. Massacre at Central High (1976)

    A pretty good case for parental supervision.

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  114. Carrie (1976)

    Edie McClurg ran so Barb could walk.

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  115. Don’t Go in the Woods (1981) dir. James Bryan

    Mutilated the killer? You’re free to go.

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  116. Road Games 1981 (Junesploitation Horror Redux, car horror)

    A slasher where Jamie Lee doesn't scream.

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  117. Dead Alive (1992)

    Honestly you make a really nice lamp!

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