'DEAD (HIGH-DEF PHYSICAL MEDIA) FORMAT STILL (BARELY) WALKING!' QUINTET!John Heard in Paul Shrader's CAT PEOPLE (1982, HD-DVD). Also streaming on Peacock.No wonder Kevin's father was so distracted.
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Tim Burton and Mike Johnson's CORPSE BRIDE (2005, HD-DVD). Also streaming on HBO Max.Johnny Depp's phoned-in performance doesn't steal show.ORChristopher Lee's phoned-in performance steals show? Duh!
Glen Morgan's BLACK CHRISTMAS (2006, HD-DVD). Also streaming on Pluto, IMDB TV, VUDU.Billy's "Simpsons"-inspired origin story nobody asked for.
Zach Snyder's DAWN OF THE DEAD: UNRATED DIRECTOR'S CUT (2004, HD-DVD). Theatrical cut streaming on AMC+, Philo, Spectrum.Endless abandoned malls available for inevitable do-over.ORPre-credits sequence, best zombie mini-movie ever made?
Bong Joon Ho's THE HOST (2006, HD-DVD). Also streaming on Amazon Prime, Hulu, TUBI, Pluto, PLEX, etc.Korean Katniss Everdeen shows creature who's boss.ORBuilding blocks for "Parasite" already in place.
Candyman (1992)NOT THE BEES, NOT THE TOILET BEEEEEEESSSSSS!!!
Friday the 13th (2009)No telekinesis, heart eating, or vengeful paramedics?
The Fog (1980)No 'stach Tom Atkins is just weird
Annabelle Comes Home (2019)Do you think Chucky would fancy Annabelle?
May (2002, Dir. Lucky McKee) Frankenstein is good, but May is Bettis.
Scanners (1981 - David Cronenberg)Let's play game of stare'n'shake - mental piñata.
The Mad Magician, dir John Brahm, 1954Magician always reveals secrets when killing you.
My Bloody Valentine (1981)I get it, I hate Valentine's, too.
The Pit and the Pendulum, dir Roger Corman, 1961The Pendulum swings sharply with pure Steele
FEAR STREET PART ONE: 1994 (2021) Well, actually, he's called R.L. Stine's monster.
FRIDAY THE 13TH PART III (1982) watched with 3D glassesMovie needed way more corn popping shots
The Witch (2015)Dir: Robert EggersChris Evans has nothing on Ralph Ineson.
The Return of Godzilla (Gojira) (1984, dir. Koji Hashimoto)Of course the superweapon's called Super X.
Something Wicked This Way Comes (1983)Dir: Jack ClaytonHold on. Jason Robards. Regret. Magnolia prequel?
FEAR STREET PART TWO: 1978 (2021) Fun fact: CPR heals multiple stab wounds.
ANGST (1983)Another good horror movie dog this month!
Orphan (2009)Like drinking champagne out of a urinal.
House of Wax (2005)Gotta admit, the house has good bones.
It (2017)These kids bullied a clown to death
Friday the 13th (2009)If camo cargo shorts were a movie.
Zombieland: Double Tap (2019, dir. Ruben Fleischer)Continues proud tradition of comedy sequels sucking.
Contracted (2013)I'd recommend but that would violate HIPAA.
FEAR STREET PART THREE: 1666 (2021) Police cars, ambulances, surprisingly easy to steal.
Halloween (2007)Boy, the Babysitter's Club sure got DARK.
Sinister (2012)Realtor advice: remove the murder tree branch.
Son of Frankenstein (1939)Son cannot outrun his father's long shadow.
BRIDE OF BOOGEDY (1987) Vincent Schiavelli improves every movie he's in.
The Cave (2005):Could the budget only afford 90's sunglasses?
A Nightmare on Elm Street 3: Dream Warriors (1987):Hypnosis conductor probably shouldn't be hypnotized too.
A Nightmare on Elm Street 4: The Dream Master (1988):That Christian Slater impersonator really loves karate.
Village of the Damned (1960, dir. Wolf Rilla)Kids have glowing eyes, stiff upper lips.
Mom's Got a Date with a Vampire (2000):I so totally buy into this world.
Evil Town (1977, dir. Curtis Hanson, Larry Spiegel, Peter S. Traynor)Why I only go to Nice Town.
Alone in the Dark (1982, dir. Jack Sholder)Crazy Palance finds girl into gun play.
The Collector(2009, Dir:MArcus Dunstan)Equally offends both Cat and Dog peopleorSo mean spirited surprised it wasn't French
The Dark and the Wicked (2020)The devil made them all do it.
Alone in the Dark (1982)Palance is a punk Pleasance issa runt
The Candyman (2021)Is this an unofficial sequel to Mirrors?
The Abominable Dr. Phones (1971, dir.Robert Fuest)Price's "The Murders in the Ru(b)e Goldbmorgue"
Did you mean Dr. PHIBES? 😉🙃
Omg. I blame Dr. Phone for that flub.
Man. Dr. Phone rides again.
Necromancer 1988 (Junesploitation Horror Redux, 80s Horror)Ra's al Ghul as a sexual position?
Halloween 4: The Return of Michael Myers 1988 Man, Rachel's boyfriend is confused, dazed even!
HAPPY DEATH DAY (2017) You got the most murderous little babyface.
Saint MaudIt will always be Maude to me.
The Collection(2012 Dir: Marcus Dunstan)Traps less clever but better than firstorTrade you 2 Ravers for 1 mercenary
Re-Animator (1985)Think I might start dramatically breaking pencils.
From Beyond (1986)Resonator summons cosmic horrors and bisexual lighting.
House of 1000 Corpses (2003)Heard the chicken is to die for!
Aftermath (2021)Strange most people like double walled construction
Jeepers Creepers (2001)I want that horn for my car.
Children of the Corn (1984)Maybe he who walks behind the corn?
HAPPY DEATH DAY 2U (2019) How many multiverses can a multiverse verse?
Count Dracula (1979, dir. Jesus Franco)Count Pornstache and His Low Energy Players!
Hatchet III (2013)Wanted more Danielle Harris and Derek Mears
Frankenstein Meets the Wolf Man (1943)Larry Talbot's impatience makes me so anxious.
THE LOST BOYS (1987) Came for vampires, stayed for Dianne Wiest.
Thir13en Ghosts (2001) Dir. Steven Beck M4tth3w Li114rd'5 "gh0st f4ce" cur3d my c4t4r4ct5.
Stop stabbing my eyes!
The Wolfman (2010)What light through yonder window breaks? MOON!
Till Death (2021) Dir. S.K. Dale10 Best Lifehacks for Old Wedding Dress.
Ghostbusters (1984)Need fewer Ghostbusters Gatekeepers, more Ghostbusters Keymasters.
HOUSE OF WAX (2005):We need more schlock auteurs like Collet-Serra.
Society (1989)If fist doesn't fit, you must acquit.
Frankenstein’s Daughter (1958)Part 50’s horror and part Beach Party!
Psycho (1998) Dir. Gus Van SantWade, it's Arbogast. Aw jeez...it's Marion.
The Special (2020)Insert "Dick in a Box" joke here
THE WITCH (2016) "Dost thou want triple chocolate chip cheesecake?"
Phobia 1980Hutch in Salem's Lot, both showed promise.
Halloween Kills 2021No one mentioned zesty popcorn, I checked!
Trick 'r Treat (2007)So that's how Logan got his scars.
The Perfection (2018)This movie makes my tummy feel funny.
Creature from the Black Lagoon (1954)My God Julie Adams, what a woman.
The Funhouse (1981)Lil Frankenstein learns its per-nut not per-night.
Candyman (1992)Between Candyman and Bulls, '92 Chicago's year.
Friday the 13th (Sean S. Cunningham, 1980)The Bacon kill is an all timer
Body Snatchers(1993, Dir Abel Ferrara)Underseen take on classic is must seeorFerrara killed it in the early nineties.
The Lost Boys (1987) dir. Joel SchumacherSecretly wants to be Grease 2 remake.
Creep (2014)There's a little peachfuzz inside us all.
Old Dir. M. Knight Shyamalan 2021 Don’t trust someone promising a secret beach
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