'AS SEEN ON TV' HIGH FIVE!RIFFTRAX LIVE! [Patty Duke and Jane Wyatt in] AMYTIVILLE 4: THE EVIL ESCAPES (2021/1989, Fathom Events theater) for the first time. [Original Airdate: May 12, 1989, NBC] Movie streaming on TUBI, PLEX, Roku Channel, etc.Demonic lamp roasts Tweety, shits on plumber.ORMakes "Exorcist II" look like "Citizen Kane." ORLesson learned: tomato's my new favorite "fruit."
Can't believe anyone who'd own that lamp
John Carpenter's HALLOWEEN: THE EXTENDED CUT (1978, Shout! Factory Blu-ray -HD with SD inserts-). [Original Airdate: October 30, 1981, NBC] Additional Pleasence scenes. Finite resource worth appreciating.OREven slumming, Dean Cundey frames gorgeous pictures.
Rick Rosenthal's HALLOWEEN II: THE TELEVISION CUT (1981, Shout! Factory DVD). [Original Airdate: Early 80's, Network/Cable TV]♫ Ben Tramer roastingon an open fire ♬ORUnlike theatrical, Loomis actually fires six times.ORNeutered violence worth improved pacing, alternate scenes.
Paul Verhoeven's ROBOCOP: EDITED-FOR-TELEVISION VERSION (1987, Blu-ray -Standard Definition-) for the first time. [Original Airdate: Late 80's, Syndication]"Dipstick" Mr. Kenny "finked," dies like "blaggard."ORMurphy's one "bad mothercrusher," "crumbag" "bloodsuckers" pay.
Sam Raimi's ARMY OF DARKNESS: TELEVISION VERSION (1992, Blu-ray -Standard Definition-) for the first time. [Original Airdate: Early 90's, Syndication]85% Director's Cut, 100% Theatrical ending. Winnah!OR"Ape heads" can't help Ash dispatch "She-Witch."
World War Z (2013 - Marc Forster)Man, this Pepsi is really something else.
A Cat in the Brain (1990)"Figurative title clearly."*starts movie*"Oh shit!"
Phantoms (1998, Dir. Joe Chappelle) Tagline should have been: "It's a-Liev!!"Or That hat is wearing a Ben Affleck.
Wrong Turn (2021)Master archery in just six upsetting weeks!
Candyman 2021Projector broke midway.Handyman. Handyman. Handyman. Handyman.........
Candyman 1992I accidentally said Randy Man 5 times.
27. Final Destination (2000)Setups! Setups everywhere!
Final Destination (2000)Setups! Setups everywhere! and scary wind gust.
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Final Destination 2 (2003)Great glasswork. On par with The Omen
Hellraiser 4 Bloodline, 1996Can almost hear Pinhead humming Rihanna's S&MOrWhat's in the box? Lots of Space.
Dawn of the Dead (2004)I miss Sarah Polley staring in movies.
The New York Ripper (1982)Triumphant showcase of that classic NYC accent
The Rental (2020)Just imagine Allison Brie / Dan Stevens babies.
HEREDITARY 2018&MIDSOMMAR 2019Dir. Ari Aster"Needs more naked elderly," said nobody ever.
Village of the Damned (1995, dir. John Carpenter)Of course Reeve's kid would have superpowers.
screams of a winter night 1971Watched Tuesday, almost completely forgotten it already
HAPPY DEATH DAY (2017)I swear I've reviewed this movie before...
THE VOID (2016) Does my health insurance cover tentacle C-section?
House on Haunted Hill (1999)Don’t blink, that Veronica Vaughn is gone
THERE'S SOMEONE INSIDE YOUR HOUSE (2021) Slasher kills you with important social issues.
Blade II (2002)Vampire action on VSPN's "Hurty for Spurty"
Friday the 13th Part 2 (1981)Still prefer Jason clumsily falling through chairs.
Hellraiser 3:Hell On Earth (1992)In 1993 we'd have Beanie Baby Cenobite
Sleepaway Camp (1983)Child molester gets face melted? No complaints.
In The Mouth Of Badness (1994)What kind of fucking park is this?orUltimate message of the film...DON'T READ!orNever trust anyone looks like Jurgen ProchnoworAs a Vermonter, never trusted New Hampshire
I am stoopid. In The Mouth Of Madness, not Badness. I love this movie.
The Devil's Rejects (2005) Shit! Fuck! No sign of Kiefer anywhere.
The Devil's Rejects (2005) Variants Patrick and Erika on the road!
KISS OF THE VAMPIRE (1963) Lou Diamond Phillips should've saved them all.
HALLOWEEN H20 (1998)In this one, evil actually dies tonight.
HALLOWEEN: RESURRECTION (2002)...as long as you ignore the sequel.
THE CRAZIES (2010)Boy, Justified sure had a wild start
THE DEAD ZONE (1983)The origin story of Christopher Walken's hair
Humanoids from the Deep (1980)Vic Morrow always turns on the smarm.
Bram Stoker's Dracula (1992)"Take me away from this death.""Well..."
This death that you're the cause of
HELLRAISER (1987) Imagine if Frank was TV’s Frank instead.
Different (though not better) experience. 😼🐷🙊
The Boy (2006)Saw it coming, then forgot, ultimately surprised!
3 from Hell (2019) Starting to think the Fireflies enjoy violence.
Phantom of the Megaplex (2000):I think COVID has assumed that mantle.
Feeders 1996Need an evil doppelganger? Use identical twin!
HELLBOUND: HELLRAISER II (1988) Do you think Cenobites eat at Cinnabon?
Troll 2 (1990, dir. Claudio Fragasso aka Drake Floyd)Found the Goblin Queen for Bowie's King.
The Lords of Salem (2012)Haven't seen? Then don't talk about Zombie.
Childs Play (1988)James Gagney gets meaner when he's smaller.
The Invisible Man (2020)Incredible CGI! Couldn’t see him at all!
NOBODY SLEEPS IN THE WOODS TONIGHT 2 (2021) Gollum’s origin story different than I remembered.
Fade to Black (1980)Movies don't kill people, Cody Jarrett does.
The Special (2020)Dir: B. Harrison SmithSNL skits are getting out of hand.
Phantasm (1979)What does this series have against glass?
Phantasm II (1988)These guys Winchestered before Winchester's ever Winchestered.
I watched the first two Phantasm films for the first time this year. The difference between the films is very striking. Filmmaking styles changed a lot in a decade.
DeepStar Six (1989)Dir: Sean S. CunninghamSomeone should've warned Miguel Ferrer about decompression.
Phantasm III: Lord of the Dead (1994)A mirror...I wonder what will happen?
Cannibal Holocaust (1980)This season of Survivor is very different.
Wolfcop 2014Wolf transformations here are a real pisser!
Night School (1981)Favorite discovery of SMM. Check it out!
Definitely a winner. The scene in the kitchen with the pot being emptied is so suspenseful and humorous.
Night Teeth (2021) Dir. Adam RandallClever idea, reverse Uber Eats for vampires.
Pet Sematary (1989)Oh, my neck, my back, my neck
Killer Workout (1987)I'm just trying to cancel my membership.
Book of Shadows:Blair Witch 2(2000) Came down to this or Mirrors...choices
MAD MONSTER PARTY? (1967)Behind the scenes of the monster cereals.
The Horror of The Black Museum 1959Where does Alfred get these wonderful toys?
Halloween 5: Revenge of Michael Myers (1989)Who keeps giving Dr Loomis a gun???
The War of the Worlds 1953All Welles that ends well shucks
The Return of the Fly 1959Best catch Halsey fly with Devil's Honey
Dracula (Spanish-language version) 1931Geez, Dracula! How about installing a handrail?!
The Fly 2(1989). J Fox replaces Stoltz....wait, wrong movie
INSIDE OUT (1991) Oooh, we’re a long way from Pixar.
Prince of Darkness (1987)Jameson Parker's mustache should've auditioned for Tombstone.
Killer Klowns from Outer Space (1988)Goofy horror comedies need more police brutality.
SISTERS (1972):Multi-angle movie makes for much more Margot.
CAPTAIN KRONOS: VAMPIRE HUNTER (1974) As if anybody'd leave Caroline Munro behind.
Victor Crowley (2017)Put Laura Ortiz in all the movies.
Eraserhead(1977) This is giving me serious 2020 vibes.
The Burbs(1989, Dir: Joe Dante)How Suburbanites harassed neighbors before Nextdoor/Facebook
Hellraiser: Hellseeker, dir Rick Both, 2002White Collar Crime is Pinhead's new kink
Def by Temptation (James Bond III, 1990)Ernest Dickerson makes low budget look cool
Razorback (Russell Mulcahy, 1984)Everything about Australia wants to kill you
Body Bags (1993, dir. John Carpenter & Tobe Hooper)Wish Tobe had done some more anthologies.
Tales from the Darkside: The Movie (1990, dir. John Harrison)Stars of tomorrow fighting mummies of today.
TerrorVision (1986) Bob, Carol, Ted, Alice and Space Dog
The Bride of Frankenstein 1935Dumb mob couldn't make evil die either
Deathgasm (2015)My second power drill guitar this week
Inferno (1980) Wish life was lit like this movie.
Strait-Jacket (1964)Dir. William CastleDon’t “axe” Joan Crawford about her past.
GRAVE OF THE VAMPIRE (1972)What kind of professor is this Lockwood?
GARDEN OF THE DEAD (1972)Fast zombies using weapons fifty years ago.
TWO ON A GUILLOTINE (1965)Weird stipulations in wills generally not good.
THE CRIMSON CULT (1968)This coven has some quirky fashion taste.
THE WITCH'S MIRROR (1962)The dead sometimes do not go quietly.OrWhat other plots will be borrow from?
"will we borrow from."
Midnight Mass (2021) dir.Mike FlanaganBetter than anything I’ve seen this month.
RawOpposite of Titane… 10% interesting 90% wtf
Häxan (1922 - Benjamin Christensen)Fanatic Christian monks are scary - also: witches.
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