Jacques Tourneur's CAT PEOPLE (1942, Turner Classic Movies) for the first time.Ollie shouldn't have put ring on it.ORAfter hours work romance almost turns CATastrophic.
John Guillermin's KING KONG (1976, Shout! Factory Blu-ray) with Rick Baker's commentary track.'I could hear Baker bitch for hours!'
Dan O'Bannon THE RETURN OF THE LIVING DEAD (1985, Shout! Factory Blu-ray).Scared shitless Kentuckyans forget their Southern accents.
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Sarah Michelle Gellar and Lee Pace in POSSESSION (2009, YouTube Free-with-Ads HD version) for the first time.Buffy knows what Ronan did last summer.ORFoggy Golden Gate Bridge crash steals movie.
Jaws 2, dir Jeannot Szwarc, 1978Even without the shark, sailing looks difficult
The Mist - Black & White version (2007)Frank Darabont: "We need to go bleaker."
Night Drive 2017Evil Barbara Crampton! I rest my case
Seance (2021, Dir. Simon Barret) Measures 7 on the Evan Hansen scale.
Vampires vs. the Bronx (2020 - Oz Rodriguez)Bloodsucking horror for fans with children - fun!
Grizzly 2, dir André Szots, 1983/2020So many fake early 80s electronica bandsOrClooney, Dern, Sheen, Foreman, Fletcher Oh My
Underwater: Miller implodes. But enough about his career.
Train to Busan (2016)Overworked father reconnects with daughter. Also, zombies.
The Rental, dir Dave Franco, 2020Next time, maybe take The Molly together
Scars of Dracula (1970)“Scarred” because we remember Horror of Dracula
DEAD AND BURIED (1981)Potter's Bluff is not a friendly town.Or Liked the performances, script not as much.
NOVEMBER (2017)Is a kratt worth your soul? Maybe.
I saw it earlier this year. The kratts were so adorable!
The snow kratt was wonderful. I smiled at its stories, probably the only time I smiled during the whole film.
Beyond Re-animator (2002) This must be the aforementioned side show.
The Stylist (2020, dir. Jill Gevargizian)I said "a bit off the top"!
I haven't even seen this movie and I can tell this is a great 7-word review.
Plan 9 from Outer Space (1957, dir. Edward D. Wood Jr.)Maila Nurmi: Finland's greatest contribution to cinema.
FROM DUSK TIL DAWN (1996)Dir- Robert RodriguezSalma Hayek dances.....I forget the rest.
THE SERPENT AND THE RAINBOW (1988) What a strange prequel to N64’s Shadowman.
Halloween H20: 20 Years Later (1998)Really starting to question Mike’s depth perception.
No one gets out alive (2021)Immigrant sacrifices to make herself at home.
Addams Family 2 (2021) (Erika Rules!)Poop, Poop, Poop, Fart, Poop, Toilet, Poop.
White Zombie (1932)Director's note: "Now stare, dammit! Stare"
Malignant (HBOmax - revisit of 2nd half)"Me, Myself and I" De La SoulOR"One Is(nt)the Loneliest Number" 3Dog NightOR"Dont want 2Be all by myself" Carmen
CADAVER (2020) I went to Sleep No More too.
ParaNorman (2012)Dir: Sam Fell & Chris ButlerPuritanical Pilgrims Problematic Postulations Produce Paranormal Predicaments
The Void (2016)Sometimes waiting at hospital really is hell.
Society (1989)Suspension of disbelief failed after the dunk.
The Hunt (2020)The most dangerous game is cancel culture.
Pledge Night (1990)Some movies are dumb. Some feature Anthrax.
Girls with Balls 2018Deliverance´s very silly french retarded fun cousin
Drag Me to Hell (2009)Didn’t expect to see embalming fluid mouthwash
Dementia Part II (2018, dir. Matt Mercer, Mike Testin)Not bad for movie made on dare.
TUSK (2014):Look, who HASN'T experimented on Justin Long?
Happy Death Day 2U (2019)Up down up down right left start
Murder Party Budget must of all gone on blood
Jason X (2001)This guy's just doing a Bones impression.
Green Room (2015)Girlfriend really didn't like seeing his arm.
The Night Stalker by John Llewellyn Moxley (1972). DVD. Things to do in Vegas when Undead.
Scanners (1981)When Exploding Heart movies just aren’t enough.
Don't Be Afraid of the Dark(1973, dir. John Newland)Unless homunculi. Then fear perfectly acceptable reaction.orAt least Sally got the fireplace open
The Night House (2021, dir. David Bruckner)Do ghost texts count against data plans?
Malignant (2021)Good-bad, then bad-good, ultimately stillborn.
Celia (1989)Perfect Easter double feature with Critters 2.
SCREAM QUEEN: MY NIGHTMARE ON ELM STREET (2019) (documentary about the lead actor from Nightmare Part II - check it on SHUDDER!) Freddy makes a terrible ex-boyfriend for Jesse!
THE PLATFORM (2019) Applebee's not quite the same since reopening.
House of Wax (2005)Dir: Jaume Collet-SerraTook wax on wax off too far.
The Battery I love that film night was Tremors!
Dracula 2000 (2000, dir. Patrick Lussier)Can't kill Dracula, except the usual wayorHEY KIDS, SHOP AT THE VIRGIN MEGASTORE!
Behind the Mask, the rise of Leslie Vernon Final girl isn't a Virgin, she's Fucked!
Nightmare Man (2006, dir. Rolfe Kanefsky)Rolfe Kanefsky, among horniest of horror directors.
Sorority Row (2009)That house has hepatitis outbreaks for sure.
NIGHTMARE (1964) Oh, like you've never questioned your sanity.
The Hunchback of Norte Dame (1923)Beautiful 4K restoration: still too much Phoebus.
A Nightmare on Elm Street 2: Freddy's Revenge (1985)Why wouldn't Freddy want to be Russler?
Sam Was Here (2016)Finally off my Shudder watchlist after years.
Blair Witch (2016)Bet Blair is playing with that drone.
Paranormal Activity (2007)Was a harrowing game of Micah Polo.
Funhouse (2019)Defined by Webster's Dictionary as Hulu horror.
Jason X (2001)A ice cold, head smashing good time
It is honestly my favorite of the series
Demonwarp (1988)That's a nice pair of booby traps.
Don't Breathe(2016) A man's home is his castle dungeon.
RESIDENT EVIL: AFTERLIFE (2010): Spent the screenwriter's salary on green screens.
Spookies (1986)Costume ideas for the next 17 Halloweens.
Haunt (2019)Avoid theme parks from Insane Clown Posse
Silent Hill (2006)Writter Roger Avary, which explains a lotSorry, no clever pun here, it's just a good movie and i'm not sure why it was trashed at the time of release
The Fly (1986 David Cronenberg)Baboon...really? There were no mice available?
The Rage: Carrie 2 (1999) You definitely saw trailer after WWF RAW
Female Prisoner Scorpion: Jailhouse 41 (1972)More women in prison exploitation than horror...
Fear Street Part One: 1994 (2021)This is fun ok, ITS FREE PIZZA!
Halloween H20: Twenty Years Later (1998)Pretty distracted by Michael's very visible eyes.
Child's Play 2 (1990) Dir. John LafiaA world where Fire Code doesn't exist.
The Fog (1980)The power of radio on full display.
Night Tide 1961Midnight Viewing! Hypnotic dreamscapes along Venice Beach.
Venom: Let There Be Carnage (2021)Still shook. Haggered. I loved Venom 2.
Army of Frankensteins 2013Team Frankenstein, steampunk Mega Man battle confederates.
TWINS OF EVIL (1971)Vampiric, Satanic libertinage or Vile's virtuous cruelty?
Superdeep (2020), Dir: Arseniy SukhinIt's not called a borehole for nothing.
Uzumaki (2000)Spirals? Pfft, it's hip to be square.
Deadly EyesGet me Elliot Gould’s non-union Midwestern equivalent!
RESIDENT EVIL: RETRIBUTION (2012):“Explain this plot to your grandma” challenge.
Friday the 13th Part III (1982)Thankfully, Shelley didn't have a YouTube channel
VAMPARIAH (2016) Who needs legs when you’ve got immortality?
Curse of the Fly (1965)One thing to do! Teleport more people!
The Black Cat (1934)The HEAT diner scene 61 years earlier.
Prince of Darkness (1987)The devil is a bukkake loving alien?
Halloween: Resurrection (2002)Having killed Laurie, Myers joins TikTok house.
Body Bags (1993, John Carpenter & Tobe Hooper)"Hair" might be the funniest Carpenter movie
Dolls (1987) - Bit of an an-ti-ki, but still creepy.
Luz (Tilman Singer, 2018)German possession flick that possess creepy weirdness
Swallow (2019)Screwdriver would be easier than the jack
Tetsuo: The Iron Man (1989)Crown jewel of Trent Reznor's porn stash
Mutant (1984)Bo Svenson throws away his whiskey bottle
Nightbreed (1990)Monster mash, it was a graveyard smash
Dracula AD 1972 (1972)Dracula’s happening… and it freaks me out!
Carrie (1976)Think I’ll skip the 10 year reunion.
The Blob (1958)Better horror film than The Philadelphia Story.
Prince of Darkness (1987)“I live! I live! Wait… Ctrl-V! Ctrl-V!”
Last House on the Left 1972Liked it better now than on VHS.
Revenge of Junesploitation, Horror Edition, Day 5, Revenge Horror
Black as Night(2021 Dir. Maritte Lee Go)The preferred nomenclature is coffin challenged Vampires.
PHANTOM OF THE PARADISE 1974Beef's performance started raw, finished "well done."
The Car: Road to Revenge(2019 Dir, G.J. Echternkamp)Good gore rest of movie was chore
Venom: Let There Be CarnageDir. Andy Serkis 2021It’s a people-eating monster, so it counts
Psycho (1960)Gus Van Sant - "Wait, Norman did what!?"
Pet Sematary Two (1992) dir. Mary LambertSometimes not making a sequel is better. orNot enough movies use “Shitlist” by L7.
Malevolent (2018, dir. Olaf de Fleur)Pugh's the MVP (like she always is).
SUSPIRIA 1977:Harry Potter remake, NOT what I expected.Or"So...what's the retention rate around here?"
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The First Purge (2018)Refuse to believe Marisa Tomei invented purge
The Final Destination (2009)I did that with a vacuum once.