Friday, October 8, 2021

2021 Scary Movie Challenge Day 8

110 comments:

  1. Old (2021)

    I'm confused. Is this the transatlantic accent?

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  2. BEATEN! :'( Oh well...

    'THE RANDOM "THE _____" SEXTOLOGY!'

    Peter Cushing and Christopher Lee in Terence Fisher's THE CURSE OF FRANKENSTEIN (1957, HBO Max) for the first time.

    Victor's extreme version of 2021 Texas abortion.

    OR

    Poster child for 'Kill it with fire!'

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  3. Don Jones' THE FOREST (1982, Blu-ray). It's also on YouTube.

    Pouting "ghost dad" butchers childless couples. #ilovethe80s

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  4. "Stranger Things'" Finn Wolfhard in Floria Sigismondi's THE TURNING (2020, Showtime) for the first time.

    Rich brats drive live-in teacher underwater... again!

    OR

    Waste of otherwise killer Dolby 7.1 soundtrack.

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  5. THE RESORT (2021, HULU) for the first time.

    Millennials' half-off Hawaiian outing turns "VVitch"-ed. Good.

    OR

    Makes "Blumhouse's Fantasy Island" look like "Casablanca."

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  6. John Carpenter's THE THING (1982, HD-DVD).

    Something will survive inside McReady's bushy beard.

    OR

    Imagine Rob Bottin's annual psychiatrist/therapy bills.

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  7. THE THING (2011, Amazon Prime).

    Remeber when Joel Edgerton was in EVERYTHING?

    OR

    Best fan film ever made. Thanks, Universal.

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  8. Curtains (1983)

    Actors behaving badly? Only in Ontario, Canada!

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  9. Werewolf Woman (1976) - On Plex with ads

    *checks Rino Di Silvestro's filmography*
    "Oooooh, ok."

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  10. Inside (2007, Dirs. Alexandre Bustillo & Julien Maury)

    Bo Burnham comedy special has difficult birth.

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  11. Don’t Breath 2 (2021)

    Meth Chefs secret ingredient? It's Your Daughter!
    or
    They were told several times. DON’T BREATH!

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  12. THE CHANGELING (1980)

    Who knew wheelchairs could be so menacing.

    Or

    A lesson in doing research before renting.

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  13. Mr. Vampire, dir Ricky Lau, 1985

    You will have a hopping good time

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  14. Verotika (2019)(w/commentary)

    You could say "the hills have eyes"

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  15. Bloody Pit of Horror (Il boia scarlatto) (1965, dir. Massimo Pupillo)

    Shares title with GWAR album. Instant cred.

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  16. CHRISTINE (1983)

    Imagine if Christine was Miss Daisy’s car.

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  17. Annabelle Comes Home (2019)

    And she brought all her friends too

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  18. Day of the Dead (1985)

    Bub the gun-toting zombie steals the show.

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  19. End of Days (1999)

    Arnold Schwarzenegger fights the devil, nuff said.

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  20. Pieces (Mil gritos tiene la noche) (1982, dir. Juan Piquer Simón) (with F This Movie!'s commentary from 2016)

    2016 feels such a long time ago.

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    1. That was 5 years ago? Jfc...definitely feels like a long time. I wonder if he'll use the extra time to finish his puzzle. Only a few more PIECES!

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  21. PSYCHO II (1983)

    Toasted Cheese Sandwiches...fragrance by Calvin Klein

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  22. RETURN OF THE LIVING DEAD (1985)

    Soundtrack is as killer as the zombies

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  23. Dementia 13 (1963)
    New director’s cut with Coppola commentary

    Luana too beautiful to be evil, right?

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  24. Venom: Let There Be Carnage (2021)

    Great use of the movie’s one “fuck”

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  25. Abraham Lincoln Vampire Hunter (2012)

    When does he say 'Party on Dudes'?

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  26. The Conjuring: The Devil Made Me Do It (2021)

    Chekhov’s totally innocent basement of cult artefacts

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  27. Pieces (1982, Juan Piquer Simón)

    Ok, that was good. Groin-grabbingly good!

    or

    Most offensive "Asian" dialog since Mr. Yunioshi

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  28. Bad Moon (1996)

    If he says “sis” one more time…

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  29. The Witch (2015)

    Entire family screws up, blames teenage girl.

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  30. Dracula A.D. 1972 (1972, dir. Alan Gibson)

    Think I'm just happy to be done.

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  31. Ghostbusters (1984) Dir. Ivan Reitman

    Evil Sumerian architecture is against AIA now.

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  32. Maniac Cop (1988)

    So that's why nobody talks about it

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  33. Death Ship (1980)

    "A Titanic disaster of horror!" -Gene Shalit.

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  34. Halloween (2018)

    Lessons for podcasters, never leave the studio!

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  35. Wishmaster (1997)

    Wishing triple bill: Wish Upon, Wishmaster, Kazaam.

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  36. Creepshow (1982)

    Oh Steven King George Romero, you lunkheads!

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  37. Planet Terror (2007) Dir. Robert Rodriguez

    Tarantino really channeling his inner Harvey Weinstein.

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  38. THINGS (1995)

    Realistic depiction of LA life, I’m assuming.

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  39. Yoga Hosers (2016, dir. Kevin Smith)

    Luca Bratzi sleeps with the Sauerkraut eh

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  40. Angel Heart (1987)

    I love the Special Appearance By credit

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  42. Dance of the Dead(2008, Dir: Gregg Bishop)

    Sad Kids died. Bright side! No student loans.

    or

    "worst prom ever!" my date was wrong.

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  43. My Bloody Valentine (1981)

    Not terribly convincing middle aged high schoolers.

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  44. Jakob's Wife (2021, dir. Travis Stevens)

    The Preacher's Wife 2: Crampton Comes Alive

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  45. Predator (1987) Dir. John McTiernan

    How'd Hawkins get assigned to Beefcake Battalion?

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  46. PROGENY (1998)

    Here’s why Yuzna never directed an X-Files.

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  47. Insidious: The Last Key (2018, dir Adam Robitel)

    Answers burning questions about Leigh Whannell's outfits.

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  48. Nosferatu (Nosferatu, eine Symphonie des Grauens) (1922, dir. F.W. Murnau)

    Amazing makeup! Willem Dafoe is totally unrecognizable.

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  49. Joy Ride (2001) Dir. John Dahl

    This is Charlotte, she's a plot device.

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  50. Brain Damage (1988)

    So that's what acid trips are like

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  51. False Positive (2021)

    Brosnan's sequel to Mama Mia! - Papa Pia!

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  52. Lisa and the Devil (1973)

    Clearly the inspiration for Weekend at Bernie's.

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  53. PETER BENCHLEY’S CREATURE (1998)

    Because he’s the Jaws guy. Get it?

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  54. No One Gets Out Alive (2021), Dir: Santiago Menghini

    Amenities include Utilities, Washer/Dryer, Aztec Sacrifices.

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  55. Psycho IV: The Beginning

    One of the most underrated horror franchises.

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  56. Session 9 (2001)

    Still accessable without seeing 1 thru 8

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  57. Xtro 2 The Second Encounter

    You engaged duel tangents. What'd you expect.

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  58. Scanners. 1981. David Cronenberg

    2021: read peoples’ minds, own head explodes.

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  59. Hell Fest (2018)
    It's fine. Better when Tobe made it

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  60. Wrong Turn (2003)

    Like Texas Chainsaw with no Dr Pepper.

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  61. Phantasm (1979)

    Always feels like a nice warm hug.

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  62. Halloween (2007)

    Like Halloween, but more fucking shouting! Shit!

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  63. Halloween II (2009)

    Are Haddonfield TVs in a Frequency situation?

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  64. Malignant (2021) dir. James Wan

    No way seven words can cover it

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  65. V/H/S/94
    (re: veggie masher commercial)

    Nobody had that kitchen backsplash in '94

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  66. MUPPET HAUNTED MANSION (2021)

    Well, OF COURSE I'm gonna watch this.

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  67. DeepStar Six (1989, dir. Sean S. Cunningham)

    80 minutes of Miguel Ferrer fucking up

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  68. Killer Klowns from Outer Space (1988)

    Mooney should have used double secret popcorn.

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  69. Seed of Chucky (2004)

    A child's quest to conquer bladder control.

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  70. Curse of Chucky (2013)

    Personally, I like my chili with rice.

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  71. Cult of Chucky (2017)

    1 Chuck 2 Chuck 3 Chuck GORE!

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  72. Return of the Fly (1959)

    Fuck yeah, kick ass sequel! ...Shit Damn!

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  73. Ravenous (1999) Dir. Antonia Bird

    This is what people did before Netflix.

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  74. House on Haunted Hill (1999)

    The Prices seem like a fun couple.

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  75. Still/Born (2017)

    Wow! Having a newborn is hard work!

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  76. The Return of the Living Dead (1985)

    Better nickname: Suicide or Trash? Tough choice.

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  77. I Am Lisa (2020)

    Walking Tall, with pointy Gen Z teeth!

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  78. The Djinn (2021, dirs. David Charbonier & Justin Powell)

    I'm wishin' for my 90 minutes back!

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  79. HALLOWEEN (2007)

    Always tickled by McDowell's snow monkey look.

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  80. Resident Evil: Afterlife

    Never ever ever ever trust Kim Coates.

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  81. The Silence of the Lamb (1991) Dir. Jonathan Demme

    Thought this was about the male gays....

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  82. COUNTESS DRACULA (1971)

    Somebody at Hammer Studios really loved bodices.

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  83. THIRTEEN GHOSTS (1960) Watched with Illusion-o viewer

    Gimmick worked harder than script...but fun!

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  84. Crawl (2019)

    Dr. and Barry are my favorite Peppers.

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  85. Night School (1981) Dir. Ken Hughes

    Brad Fiedel irons out his chase music.

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  86. Return of the Living Dead (1985) - "Living Dead" are metaphor for brain-eating zombies?

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  87. There's Someone Inside Your House (2021, dir. Patrick Brice)

    More Shawn Levy than James Wan unfortunately

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  88. Dread (2009, dir. Anthony DiBlasi)

    Clive Barker without the kinky Clive Barkerness.

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  89. Alien (1979)

    Three, I counted three cat jump scares

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  90. Aliens (1986)

    Never realized alien queen used the elevator

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  91. The Wolf of Snow Hollow (2020)

    Completely distracted by Jim Cummings' vampire fangs

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  92. The Burning (1981)

    Worth it for George Costanza's bare ass

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  93. There's Someone Inside Your House (2021)

    Best featured cornfield since Freddy vs. Jason

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  94. Near Dark (1987)

    So many space marines it's addressed on-screen

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  95. Cameron's Closet (1988)

    Step-parenting has really gone out the window

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  96. Malignant (James Wan, 2021)

    Arnold voice: It's not a parasitic twin!

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  97. Def by Temptation 1990

    Hoped undead Sam Jackson came back to whoop

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  98. Abby 1974

    10 times more fun than the Exorcist!

    (Junesploitation Horror Redux/Blaxploitation Horror)

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  99. The Eyes of My Mother 2016

    I will not have what she's having!

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  100. Jason Lives! Friday the 13th: Part VI (1986) Dir. Tom McLoughlin

    Kid in Chargers shirt has bleak future.

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  101. Malignant (2021)
    Belial's arc on General Hospital was intense

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  102. Resident Evil: Retribution

    Hours later and I am still giddy.

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  103. The Devils Rejects (2005)

    Zombie says there's no glory in carnage.

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