Tuesday, October 12, 2021

2021 Scary Movie Challenge

120 comments:

  1. 'I AM WOMAN, HEAR ME ROAR/STAB/SCREAM' QUINTET!

    Sharon Stone and Ronny Cox in SCISSORS (1991, TCM Underground) for the first time.

    Argento-wannabe, giallo-inspired psychosexual thriller. #MeToo nightmare fuel.

    OR

    Special appearance: Jimmy The Raven('s decapitated head).

    OR

    "Let's Starve Sharon Stone's Pussy to Near-Death."

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  2. Katt Shea's THE RAGE: CARRIE 2 (1999, Amazon Prime) with the KD Does Commentary commentary track.

    Bechdel Test failure's tip of the spear.

    OR

    'Assistant to Amy Irving: Max Spielberg.' #ReadtheCredits

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  3. Katee Sackhoff in DON'T KNOCK TWICE (2016, IFC Midnight) for the first time.

    Starbuck['s troubled daughter] versus [Welch] 'Baba Yaga.'

    OR

    Where can I get 'BITCH' branded laptops?

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  4. Dawn of the Dead (1978)

    If It weren't For You Meddling Bikers!

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  5. A SERIAL KILLER'S GUIDE TO LIFE (2019, Showtime) for the first time.

    Female "Dexter(s)" comes out of shell, snap(s).

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    Pitch perfect satire of self-help addiction culture.

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  6. RELIC (2020, Showtime) for the first time.

    Aussie senile grandma's descent into madness. UnapPEALing.

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    More producers (16) than jump scares (NUN!!!).

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  7. Thirst (2009)

    My Beautiful Dark Twisted Korean Vampire Fantasy

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  8. Skeleton of Mrs. Morales, dir Rogelio A. González, 1960

    Taxidermy and Uxoricide are an exact science

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  9. Terrified, dir Demián Rugna, 2017

    Who brings guns to a ghost fight?

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  10. Clown (2014, Dir. Jon Watts)

    Bozo dad playing "got your nose" again.

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  11. Escape The Undertaker (2021)

    Mark Calloway takes his gimmick very seriously

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  12. THE LEGEND OF THE 7 GOLDEN VAMPIRES (1974)

    Crazy way to revamp a stale formula.

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    Van Helsing vs. Dracula: most anticlimatic showdown.

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  13. Visitante (2021 - Alberto Evangelio)
    Kind of boring movie with made-for-TV vibes.

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  14. Lamb (2021 - Valdimar Jóhannsson)
    Well, poor them, they had it coming.

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  16. Mad God (2021 - Phil Tippett)
    Spoiler: What happened to that 2nd soldier?

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  17. Halloween Kills (2021 - David Gordon Green)
    Bill Burr is doing unfunny Halloween stand-up?

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  18. The Manor (2021)
    Directors cut of Grandma’s Boy is dark

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  19. Eight for Silver (2021 - Sean Ellis)
    Have you seen my werewolf-fang silver grills?

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  20. Dracula’s Daughter (1936)

    This apple fell too far from tree.

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  21. Creature from the Black Lagoon (1954, dir. Jack Arnold)

    Holy Gillman on fire! That looked good.

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  22. Love and Monsters (2020)

    Young love almost ruined by aggressive crabs

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  23. Halloween dir. David Gordon Green (2018)

    Pretty sure this one's set on Earth-616

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  24. Stephen King’s Sleepwalkers (1992)

    Clovis is my new favourite final girl.

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  25. TEKE TEKE (2009)

    This movie was on sale... half off!

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  26. 30 Days of Night (2007)

    Handsome hero Hartnett has hometown horrifyingly harrassed

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  27. HALLOWEEN: THE CURSE OF MICHAEL MYERS (1995)

    Thorn cult just wanted some Pym particles.

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  28. Sorority House Massacre (1986)

    HALLOWEEN without the mask, or the style.

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  29. Jennifer's Body (2009)

    Whooooa here she comes. She's a maneater.

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  30. Sisters (1973)

    Red paint? White couch? Try club soda.

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  31. To the Devil a Daughter (1976, dir. Peter Sykes)

    How did Michael Winner not direct this?

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  32. Carnival of Souls (1962, dir. Herk Harvey)

    Guest at soul carnival is all wet.

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  33. HALLOWEEN H20 (1998)

    Sequel pitch: O'Keefe returns with Electro powers.

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  34. Night of the Demon aka Curse of the Demon (1957, dir. Jacques Tourneur)

    A goatee's a surefire sign of evil.

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  35. You Should Have Left (2020)

    ...this alone and watched "The Shining" again.

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  36. THE DESCENT (2005)
    Dir- Neil Marshall

    Scared shitless long before monsters show up.

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  37. Equinox (1970)

    When day and night are equal lengths

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  38. There's Something Inside the House (2021)

    Oh no! They'll see all my bongs!

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  39. Silent Night (2012)

    Roger: Too bad Gene missed this one

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  40. Dark August (1976)

    Thank god. July was much too bright.....................

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  41. Satan (2006)

    I met the devil...and he's gross.

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  42. Celia (1989)

    Don't mess with a little girl's bunnies.

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  43. Deadly Eyes (1982)

    My pet rat's great! He loves kids!

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  44. Onibaba (1964)

    I wear masks cuz I'm so handsome.

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  45. Whoever Slew Auntie Roo? (1972)

    I'd let Shelley Winters watch my children.

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  46. Hellbenders (2012)

    Clint would totally be my superhero name.

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  47. Halloween (1978) - (First time watch. Yeah, I know... It's a long story.)

    How, exactly, did Michael learn to drive?

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  48. Night of the Demon (1957)

    Dana Andrews wonderfulness plus Demon money shot.

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  49. Captain Kronos: Vampire Hunter (1974, dir. Brian Clemens)

    Kills vampires, bests braggarts and slays poontang

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  50. Slither (2006)

    Permission to label this in "Rom-Com-Womb-Bomb" genre?

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  51. THE MUMMY (1959)

    Lee gets reversed moobs from Cushing's shotgun

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  52. HALLOWEEN RESURRECTION (2002)

    I forget. Is Michael Myers a soundbite?

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  53. V/H/S/94 (2021)

    V/H/S ready to end like actual VHS.

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  54. Hereditary (2018)

    Kids make stoic parent lose her head.

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  55. It Follows (2014)

    It does follow. Unclear what It is.

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  56. Thirst (2009)

    Unbelievable tale of priest engaged in misconduct.

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  57. The Love Witch (2016)

    But does Samantha Robinson even need magic?

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  58. Hush (2016)

    The name of the book she wrote!!!!!

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  60. Behind the Mask: The Rise of Leslie Vernon (2006) Dir. Scott Glosserman

    The most charismatic serial killer since OJ.

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  61. Ouija: Origin of Evil (2016)

    Better than Trivial Pursuit: Origin of Arguments.

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  62. VHS 94 (2021)

    No surprise, Tjahjanto's segment is the best.

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  63. HALLOWEEN (2018)

    Karolina can't battle Michael Myers without Nico.

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  64. No One Gets Out Alive (2021)

    Need to workout your arms more bruh.

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  65. The Innkeepers (2011)

    I'd let Sara Paxton ring my bell.

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  66. The Happening (2008) w/FTHISMOVIE Commentary

    I am eyeing your lemon drink. Wink

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  67. An American Werewolf in London (1981)

    This Landis made for you and me.

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    1. This, Landis made, for you and me.

      (sorry I forgot the commas)

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  68. John Dies at the End 2012
    (Junesploitation Horror Redux: Sci Fi Horror)

    🎵 ... a (decently paced) strange trip it's been! 🎶

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  69. Pale Blood (1990)

    That blood should really get some sun.

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  70. The Burning (1981)(w/F This Movie commentary)

    Harvey Weinstein played Cropsy in close ups

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  71. MADRES (2021):

    Did Blumhouse forget how to make movies?

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  72. The Lazarus Effect (2015, dir. David Gelb)

    A better title would be "Dumb Lucy"

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  73. DEAD AND BURIED (1981):

    That nurse has very poor bedsEYEd manner.

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  74. Kung Fu Zombie 1981

    Good fight, bonkers plot, stolen 007 theme!

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  75. An American Werewolf in London

    I’m a werewolf, he’s a werewolf, she’s…

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  76. CANDYMAN: FAREWELL TO THE FLESH

    Killing for my family - well, not "for"

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  77. Resident Evil: The Final Chapter

    Wasn’t expecting this series to be fun.

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  78. Shock Treatment 1981

    Jessica Harper is an upgrade, fight me!

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  79. Next of Kin (1982) Dir. Tony Williams

    This Sheila's acting like a Bogan, mate.

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  80. Scream (1995)

    His Mom and Dad were definitely mad.

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  81. Satanic Panic (2019)

    "Prepare her vile gate for His birth!"

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  82. Halloween (2018)

    It’s good, but it’s no Hell Fest.

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  83. Amok Train - AKA Beyond the Door III (1989), Dir: Jeff Kwitny

    The Cadillac of Satan possessed train movies.

    or

    Satan's First Train Set, now with entrails!

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  84. Tusk

    Steamed Hams was originally titled Poutiney Weenie.

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  85. Dark Ride (2006)

    Fun one I finally got around to!

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  86. WEB OF THE SPIDER (1971)

    Cobwebs get more screentime than the actors.

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  87. Night of the Comet (1984)

    Larry: Survives apocalypse. Immediately killed by wrench.

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  88. Scream 4 (2011, dir. Wes Craven)

    Give me four more Officer Judy movies

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  89. Beyond the Gates (2016)

    I'd still rather play it over Monopoly

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  90. eXistenZ (1999)

    She put a tentacle in his GameSpot

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  91. It (1990)
    Honestly, I've seen scarier locker room showers...

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  92. Slither (2006, dir. James Gunn)

    Cheese and crackers: the most potent aphrodisiac

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  93. Re-Animator (1985)

    COVID lockdown with Herbert West would suck

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  95. Child's Play (1988)

    Billy Bibbit shocks doc. Revenge for McMurphy!

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  96. Game of Death (Sebastien Landry, Laurence Morais-Lagace, 2017)

    Exists in the Ready or Not universe

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  97. Horror of Dracula (1958)

    Alfred was hired with previous bat experience.

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  98. Halloween H20: 20 Years Later (1998)

    D'You think Josh Hartnett remembers Josh Hartnett?

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  99. Scarecrow 2002

    Fun flick but yearn for 1981's Night.

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  100. Exorcist: The Beginning (2004)

    First film made solely with studio notes.

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  101. The Mummy (1999)

    Arnold Vosloo? Ummm… More like jaws loose!

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  102. Ghost Stories (2018)

    Actually scares and unsettles me, a gem!

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  103. Halloween (2018)

    Sarah Connor Laurie better than alcoholic Laurie

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  104. Little Monsters (2019)

    Better Star Wars content than sequel trilogy

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  105. Malignant (2021)

    Finally, a killer dressed like Kriss Kross.

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  106. Trilogy of Terror (1975)

    Maybe try hiding behind yet another door

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  107. The Fly(1986 Dir, David Cronenberg)

    Penetrating dives into plasma pool prove problematic

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  108. A Girl Walks Home Alone at Night (2014)

    “Skater Vamp” by Avril Lavigne plays loudly.

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  109. Escape Room (2019)

    Imaginative rooms but impressively unimaginative death scenes!

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  110. Bride of Frankenstein (1935)

    Some of the best art direction ever!

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  111. Return of the Living Dead III (1993) (Unrated Version)

    That's why you always wear a helmet!

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  112. Messiah of Evil (1973)

    Accurate depiction of last turkey at supermarket.

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  113. Piranha (1978) dir. Joe Dante

    Too slow to stop Dick Miller bloodbath.

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  114. Frailty (2002)

    I wish Paxton directed seven more movies.

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