Anne Fletcher's HOCUS POCUS 2 (2022, Disney+) for the first time.Entertaining "Sex... City" offshoot... minus "Sex" part.ORRare streaming sequel that outdoes classic original.And we're off and running! :-D
Resurrection (Dir. Andrew Semans, 2022)This is the weirdest Rothschild conspiracy theory
NOPE (2022, Dir. Jordan Peele)Michael Wincott's voice is not horsing around.
Jason Howden's DEATHGASM (2015, Amazon Rental). Also streaming free (w/commercials) on Peacock, TUBI, Pluto, VUDU, Roku, PLEX.New Zealand's oldest-looking teenager starts/ends apocalypse.ORFrom "Turbo Kid" producer... and it shows!
Technical question - Do the Masters of Horror (MIck Garris) 'episodes' count as movies? UK here so only available on DVD, never watched but picked up for SMC. thanks
Good question. Since the directors are all legends of horror (Hooper, Carpenter, Miike, etc.) I say these mini-movies count for Scary Movie Month review purposes...but that's just my opinion. :-)
Thanks, that was my reasoning too. I shall crack on...
I back this 100%
We have a first and a second... motion passes!
Dracula, dir Tod Browing, 1931Swan Lake is how I start #ScaryMovieMonth
REC (2007)Lean runtime like a Universal Monster movie.
Hollow Man (Dir. Paul Verhoeven, 2000)Harry Potter never did this much raping
NOSFERATU (1922) Why aren't more movies set in Wisborg?
Alligator (1980) Dir. Lewis TeagueGiant alligator: undefeated hide and seek champion.
Dawn of the Dead (1978, dir. George A. Romero) with George A. Romero, Tom Savini and Christine Forrest's commentaryJB was right: blood's red in 4k.
My god! I genuinely didn't believe him. Guess I'm buying the 4k.
It still doesn't look like blood, but it's more red and less orange than it was.
Braindead AKA Dead Alive (Dir. Peter Jackson, 1992)I will NOT have what she's having!ORHairless Chihuahuas, quite different in New Zealand!
Finally worked my original 7 word for Braindead:THAT's a rat dog, not my chihuahua!
Ravenous (Dir. Antonia Byrd, 1999)"Begby didn't do drugs... he did people"
The Munsters (Rob Zombie 2022)HEADLINE: Munsters Funsters, Revives Careerpath as Punster
Peninsula (2020)That "Train to Buscan" shadow is large.
Carnival of Souls (1962)Woman plays pipe organ, sees dead people.
Hellraiser (1987)Wiseau Voice: You’re tearing me apart, Pinhead!
The Mortuary Collection (2019)Clancy Brown almost got me pregnant once.
The Empty Man (2020)Cults! Cults! Cults! Cults! Cults! Da-da-da-da-da-da! Charge!
The Guest (2014) Stevens stars as both beauty and beast
Smile (2022) Perfect mix of TRAUMA! and popcorn jumps.
Satanic Panic (2019) Chelsea Stardust. Grady Hendrix. Made in heaven.
DR. JEKYLL AND MR. HYDE (1920) Human heads shouldn't be shaped like that.
The Ring (2002)Should found a VCR that eats tapes
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Poltergeist(1982) From Director Stephen Hooper; Producer Tobe Spielberg
Häxan: Witchcraft Through The Ages (1922) "Snitches get stitches; bitches snitch on women."
TUSK (2014)Justin LONG always getting the SHORT end.
In Fabric (2018, dir. Peter Strickland)Peter Strickland is my kind of weirdo.
FRIDAY THE 13TH Part IV - THE FINAL CHAPTER Jason is offed by a Frog Brother!
I Bury The Living (1958)The living?! Well that's your first mistake.
Halloween (1978) Mommy Dearest wouldn’t have survived the closet.
Bram Stoker's Dracula (1992) w/ Coppola commentaryHundred year old film techniques are cool.
John Carpenter's The Fog (1980)Ghosts angered by Whac-A-Leper game at celebration.
Hellraiser: Bloodline (1996)I forgot Adam Scott was in this.
The Munsters (2022, dir: Rob Zombie)This made me happy for Rob Zombie.
Goodnight Mommy (2022)Goodnight Mommy (2014) after cosmetic facial surgery.
Hellraiser (1987)Love isn't just blind: it's also skinless!
THE PHANTOM (1931) Best jailbreak scene in movie history? Maybe.
Hocus Pocus 2(2022, Dir Anne Fletcher)How do the witches know Elton John?
Ready or Not (2019)Samara weaves away from a red wedding
Knock Knock (2015)Just turn it off after that scene.
The Hound of the Baskervilles (1972, dir. Barry Crane)Shatner, Zerbe spice up boring TV adaptation.
Corpse Bride (2005)I absolutely love the music in this
My Best Friend’s Exorcism (2022)The Lemon Brothers really need to franchise…
Dracula (1931)“Listen to them… children of the night.”
The Incredibly Strange Creatures Who Stopped Living and Became Mixed-Up Zombies (1964)Saved somewhat by Joe Bob Briggs’s commentary.
THE SHADOW (1931) Scares? None. Girls in flapper dresses? Lots.
No One Gets Out Alive (2021)The butterflies fly away...or decapitate you
Arachnophobia (1990)Creepy crawlies meets small town, town wins!
The Bermuda Triangle (1978)The greatest mystery here is John Huston.
Prisoners of the Ghostland (Sion Sono 2021)Baffled. Can I have my ball back?
The Mummy (1932, dir. Karl Freund)The mummy looks exactly how I feel.
The Bride of Frankenstein (1935, dir. James Whale)What a WHALE of a movie. *bows*
Hocus Pocus 2 (2022)Looks like movie, doesn't feel like one.
A Nightmare On Elm Street (1984)Johnny Depp’s most horrifying bed experience …debatably.
You're Next: Suspenseful...claustrophobic....give him a Godzilla movie!
FANGS OF THE LIVING DEAD (1969) Anita Ekberg, stay on my TV forever.
Halloween 4: The Return of Michael Myers (1988, dir. Dwight H. Little)Director is aptly named: DHL always delivers!
The Mummy (1932)Open-toe sandals: brave choice for a mummy.
The Bride of Frankenstein (1935)BRIDE: "Belong alive and seeing other people?"
HOCUS POCUS 2 (2022):No Walgreen's has ever been that clean.
The Legend of Sleepy Hollow (1949)Hamlet's Harebrained Headmaster Hardly Handles Headless Horseman
Dead Silence (2007) Death isn't final when evils pulling strings
THE MAN WHO COULD CHEAT DEATH (1959, dir. Terence Fisher)The price of maintaining immortality is high.
Extra Ordinary (2019)Spoiler: Vomited ectoplasm just a red herring.
Horror of Dracula (1958)Dracula's dead? Well, I guess that's that
V/H/S 2 (2013)Ok, I've heard of cinematographer, but.... cinemaDOGrapher????
Eyes of a Stranger (1981)Classic tale of Killer versus Keller (Helen)
Whiplash (2014, Damian Chazelle)Not all parasitic teratoma are conjoined twins.
Severance (2006) Dir. Christopher SmithSurvivors probably got extra half day PTO.
BLACK SUNDAY (1960) Steel your nerves for this actress' performance.
HELLRAISER (2022)Stick your pins in me, Lady Pinhead.
Hubie Halloween (2020)Julie Bowen is an angel on Earth.
The Black Phone (Dir. Scott Derrickson, 2021)Spin the bottle til it stands up!Shadowprowler (Dir. Scott Derrickson, 2021)Sneaky spoiled shortie stupidly slashes suspicious (by)stander!
SILENT HILL (2006):I should start carrying a giant knife.
MY BEST FRIEND'S EXORCISM (2022)Angsty teen cured by faith and fitness!
The Frighteners (1996) Dir. Peter Jackson1 more resurrection and I'm calling bullshit.
Christine (1983, dir. John Carpenter) Viewer: Another haunted ______ story?King: Too bu-bu-bu-bu-bu-Baaaaaayyyyd
The Uninvited, dir Lewis Allen, 1944Ghost mourns money pit and liquorice décor
Barbarian (2022)Movie turned into a Wrong Turn spinoff
Hocus Pocus 2 (2022)Those witches have not aged a day!
The Blob (1988 Dir: Chuck Russell)Viking Quest be damned. Johnny Dramas best.
Alligator (1980)Male Pattern Baldness is the real villain.
RUMPELSTILTSKIN (1995) Which rule of acquisition covers baby endangerment?
Halloween (1978)Let's make this month something really special.
Like others I started the month with a fathom event. I wished we had more of those in Germany.The Mummy (1932 - Karl Freund)Mummy with killer joke after 3000 years.
Bride of Frankenstein (1935 - James Whale)Monster denied, unsatisfied. Bride occupied, terrified. Suicide.
Saw III (2006) Dir. Darren Lynn BousmanCan you people shut the fuck up?
Detention (2011)Genre mash-up half slasher fast-paced face-smashing fun.
DRACULA (1931)Helen Chandler's an actual ghost in this.
After Midnight (2019)Gorilla Fart- "It tastes like goin' blind.
The Munsters(2022 Dir: Rob Zombie)Rob Zombies The Munsters. Yes. Thats it.
Hellraiser (2022)Cenobite return policies are hell on earth.
Lake Placid (1999)Rest in peace Betty White, love you
The Witches (Dir. Cyril Frankel 1966)Let's lemon smother one another then Batusi!
The Descent (2006)"WHAT, ARE YOU DOING, IN MY CAVE!?"
Dawn of the Dead (1978) Think I’ll go to Dolly Parton’s mall…
Hocus Pocus 2Lee Donowitz did not love Joe’s title.
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Munsters (2022): Why all the hate? There’re zero horses. AndDark Glasses (2022): Cat o’Nine Tails remake, Malden now hot.
The Gorgon (1964)Christopher Lee’s mustache has top billing, folks.