Tuesday, October 11, 2022

Scary Movie Challenge 2022 Day 11

85 comments:

  1. Kevin Bacon in FRIDAY THE 13th (1980, Scream! Factory Blu-ray).

    Bernie Madoff finished what Betsy Palmer started..

    OR

    Ax-to-the-face will ruin Marcie's just-applied make-up. Bummer.

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  2. Tom Atkins in HALLOWEEN III: SEASON OF THE WITCH (1983, Scream! Factory 4K UHD Blu-ray).

    Not greatest amateur detective, but definitely horniest.

    OR

    Industrywide shift to streaming foils Cochran's masterplan.

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  3. Christopher Lee and Peter Cushing in Hammer's THE SATANIC RITES OF DRACULA (1973, HBO Max) for the first time.

    Nobody sells dumb-sounding exposition better than Cushing.

    OR

    Van Helsing's granddaughter needs rescuing... a lot!

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  4. Dracula (1931, Spanish Version)

    Nobody told me Eugene Levy’s in this.

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  5. Hellraiser: Judgment (2018)

    Another Hellraiser movie. Sorry I got nothing.

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  6. 30 DAYS OF NIGHT (2007, Dir. David Slade)

    Take a shot everytime someone says utilidor.

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  7. Texas Chainsaw Massacre, Marcus Nispel, 2003

    My boyfriend's face really highlights your cheekbones

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  8. Perfect Blue (1997, Dir. Satoshi Kon)
    Singer stalked while supporter's stabbed by psycho.

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  9. THE BLOOD ON SATAN'S CLAW (1971)

    Devil worshippers in battle against foppish wigs.

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  10. Gremlins (1984)

    In 1984 Goldsmith wrote the Gremlins score.

    (sung to the tune of Columbus sailed the ocean blue)

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  11. Gremlins 2: The New Batch (1990)

    Harder, Better, Faster, Stronger and more Gremlin-y!

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  12. Slither (2006)

    Mayor is giving off a real BDE.

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  13. Underwater (2020)

    Even TJ Miller can't make this unwatchable

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  14. JAWS (1975)

    They stole CHASING AMY's famous scar scene!

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  15. Spiral (2021)

    Rock beats scissors. Plastic wrap beats guns.

    OR

    Killing crooked cops? Kinda rooting for Jigsaw.

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  16. Terrifier 2 (2022 - Damien Leone)
    Film rated PG - stands for pretty gnarly.

    Wonder Woman 1984 with a terrifying villain.

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  17. Tremors (1990)

    Sarlacc Pit helmed theater group recreates Jaws.

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  18. SORORITY GIRLS AND THE CREATURE FROM HELL (1990)

    Next time, stick to the slimebowl bowl-o-rama.

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    1. it bears noting that Full Moon is currently in production on a Slimebowl sequel. seriously.

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  19. Bone Tomahawk (2015)

    Even by Pre-Covid standards, that whistle's unsanitary.

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  20. X (2022)

    Xealous Xecluded Xenior Xitizens Xlay Xexy Xtarlets

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  21. 5ive Girls (2006, dir. Warren P. Sonoda)

    R0n P3rlm4n 15 th3 0nly r3d33m1ng f34tur3.

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  22. WICKED CITY (1987)

    Strange remake of Kiss of the Spiderwoman.

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  23. The Final Destination (2009)

    Death goes from concept to slap stick

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  24. Final Destination 5 (2011)

    I've done a complete "180" on franchise

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  25. Dracula (1931)

    Creepy … in a HOLLOW MAN pervy way.

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  26. WICKED CITY (1992 live action remake)

    Never bring guns to a ghost fight.

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  27. The Hole in the Ground (2019)

    Changeling really beefed it, made tween agreeable.

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  28. Creature from the Black Lagoon (1964)

    Can’t blame Gillman, have you seen Kay?!?!

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  29. The Conjuring (2013) - First time viewing

    Cold, stinky, demon house? Call Vera Farmiga!

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  30. Cat's Eye (1985)

    Two men's magazine stories... and a troll?

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  31. Spell (2020)

    Love that hoodoo! Who do? You do!

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  32. Spirit Halloween: The Movie (2022)

    Thank G-D I didn't press Buy $9.99

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  33. 28 Weeks Later (2007, dir. Juan Carlos Fresnadillo)

    Hawkeye saves kids, Moira McTaggert's also there.

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  34. Tales From the Crypt Presents: Demon Knight (1995)

    Just use the three stooges eye poke!

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  35. Trouble Every Day (2001)

    Clean up after yourself when you're done.

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  36. Stoker (2013)

    Please insert Stroker joke from the movie.

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  37. Near Dark (1987)

    The most Paxtony Bill Paxton’s ever Paxtoned

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  38. Hocus Pocus 2 (2022)
    I cried! Surely I accidentally watched Beaches

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  39. Halloween (2018)

    Karen should’ve said “trick or treat motherfucker.”

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  40. Sugar Hill (1974)

    Imagine if it was Pam Grier instead.

    or

    Cobwebs is a great look for zombies!

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  41. Howling II: Your Sister Is a Werewolf (1985)

    Christopher Lee? Werewolf orgies? Sign me up!

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  42. The Devil's Nightmare (1971)

    Sell my soul? Where do I sign?

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  43. Onibaba (1964)

    Mother pulls one hell of a cockblock

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  44. Mr. Harrigan's Phone (2022)

    Murders intensify after Harrigan discovers Truth Social

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  45. SCREAM (1996):

    Thank god they never made any sequels.

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  46. Zombieland: Double Tap (2019)

    Plot hole - you'd never leave Rosario Dawson

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  47. Eaten Alive (1976)
    Original Crocodile Mile: less sliding, more scything

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  48. Leviathan (1989)

    This crew is out of its depth.

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  49. TITANE (2021)

    Immortan Joe: "Ride eternal, shiny and chrome!!!"

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  50. Grabbers (2012)

    More forced-drunk tongue action than a fraternity.

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  51. VILLAGE OF THE DAMNED (1960)

    Get off my lawn ya Damned kids!

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  52. The Mist(2007) Stores Kool Aid supply flying off shelves.

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  53. THE HAUNTED PALACE (1963)

    Well, it's haunted and it's a palace!

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  54. HATCHING (2022)

    Where's the Animaniacs Goodfeathers parody of this?

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  55. A Nightmare on Elm Street 5: The Dream Child

    "That doesn't look very scary" kid's right.

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  56. Freddy's Dead: The Final Nightmare

    Springwood is by Elk Grove? No way!

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  57. The Exorcist III (1990) dir. William Peter Blatty

    Kinderman just needs a spa day, really.

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  58. Don’t Breathe 2 (2021)

    Guess we’re rootin’ for Baster Boy now!

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  59. V/H/S/94 (2021)

    VHS: Old Simpsons Episodes would’ve been better.

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  60. Grizzly (1976)
    They're really trying for an Indianapolis speech.

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  61. The Addams Family (1991)
    Less valuable than Family Values.

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  62. HYBRID (1997)

    This actress has me on the Brinke.

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  63. Monster Squad (1987)

    Big whoop, Wolfman. Half of us do.

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  64. Scream (2022, dir. Matt Bettinelli-Olpin and Tyler Gillett)

    SPOILER ALERT: they done did Dewey dirty.

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  65. X (2022)

    Spike Jones just wanna have some fuck

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  66. Scream (2022)

    The rules are there are no rules

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  67. Blade: Trinity (2004)

    Guess I still don't like this one.

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  68. Blair Witch (2016)
    So the witch sent in the footage?

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  69. The Stuff (1985)

    Tonight: "Evil Cool Whip ruined my family"

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  70. Pearl (2022)

    The only Smile that matters right now

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  71. Kingdom of the Spiders (1977)

    The Shat plays "Rack"; arachnids are whack.

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  72. The Devil's Rain (1975)

    Too much face goo, not enough SHATNER!

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  73. Bloodsucking Pharoahs in Pittsburgh (Dir. Alan Smitthee 1991)

    Proto Requiem-Burstyn talks like WWE's Kane.

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  74. The Night Evelyn Came Out of the Grave (Dir. Emilio Miraglia 1971)

    Normally, Sheeran is the ginger you'd torture...

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  75. Halloween (1978)

    Like Satan, Annie gets the best lines.

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  76. The Mummy (1932) First time in 4K

    Bramwell Fletcher is still “Male Scream” champ.

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  77. Impulse (1974)

    Can sassy teen stop classy stabber? SHATNER!

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  78. Scream (1996)

    So angry I had to denote year.

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  80. Bubba Ho-Tep (2002)

    Patrick likes Elvis' movies more than Elvis.

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