Hellbound: Hellraiser II (1988; Dir. T. Randel) Good, though not as grand as remembered.
THE LIMEHOUSE GOLEM (2016, Dir. Juan Carlos Medina)Olivia finds herself Nighy to being Cooked.
HALLOWEEN (1978) The night seven word reviews came home.
What Josiah Saw (Dir. Vincent Grashaw, 2022)Hill House filtered through S. Craig Zahler
Texas Chainsaw 3: LeatherfaceBoooooooo for killing Sally in opening text
ArachnophobiaRemember to pack basic egg sack lunch!
Final Destination 3Maybe next time, give death a Melvin.
King Kong (1976)Needs more dinosaurs and Charles Grodin exasperation.
Frankenstein (1910)With this origin, fire phobia makes sense.
The Skeleton KeyWhat's scarier, haunted house or Sarsgaard's accent?
MARK OF THE VAMPIRE (1935)Gave Lee the idea to not talk.
THE BAT (1959)Most casual confession scene of all time.
Frenzy (1972, dir. Alfred Hitchcock)Hitchcock, but sleazier. So basically De Palma.
Mad God (2021)Stop motion animation always blows my mind
finally, somebody watched it. i thought this would get more mentions around here. not just from the FTM team, but in the comments. anyway, weird but good movie
Orphan: First Kill (2022)Made me remember that Julia Stiles rules
Let the Right One In (2008) My girlfriend can beat up your dad!
John Carpenter’s The Thing (1982)Definitely Not Tired Of This Voodoo Bullshit
HALLOWEEN II (1981) Michael's unkillable. He must be a... Warlock.
Son of Frankenstein (1939)Tim Burton's grandfather was castle's production designer.
Hellraiser (2022)Missed opportunity: Hellraiser rap over the credits.
Pulse (2001)Issue with ghosts? Too much red tape.
Escape Room: Tournament of Champions (2021)The SAW franchise for Rube Goldberg freaks.
Land of the Dead (2005)Good gore, good action... This movie's good.
HALLOWEEN III: SEASON OF THE WITCH (1982) These days, Silver Shamrock company produces NFTs.
X (2022)Pearl needs to give head. Crushes it.
Dark Waters (1994)Clammy, gross, weird, Italian. May contain nuns.
Demon Wind (1990)The Mellencamp to The Evil Dead's Springsteen.
The Munsters (2022 - Rob Zombie)A delightful adaptation. Funny and perfectly fine.
Deadstream (2022)Terminally online Evil Dead? Not so groovy.
The Hamiltons (2006, dir. Mitchell Altieri & Phil Flores)🎵 I'm not throwing away my blood lust 🎵
Don't Look Now (1973)I looked! Still can't figure it out
Prom Night (1980)Starring Kay from Sword in the stone
HALLOWEEN 4: THE RETURN OF MICHAEL MYERS (1988) Let me guess: Mark Jones' favorite director.
Urban Legend (1998)Jared Leto before becoming all Jared Leto-y
HALLOWEEN 5: THE REVENGE OF MICHAEL MYERS (1989) Hanging out with Tina would be exhausting.
Event Horizon (1997)HULLRAISER. Starring Sam Neill as Space Pinhead.
The Devil's Backbone (2001) A bad guy/gun; good ghost/grudge
Night of the Eagle *aka* Burn Witch Burn (1962) William Castle then mixed with A24 now.
Tales from the Crypt: Demon Knight (1995)Damn, Billy Zane really underplays this role.
THE RAVEN (1963)Quoth the Lauren: a pretty fun time!
Friday the 13th Part 3 (1982) - watched in 3-DWorth the eyestrain and headaches? Hell yea!
Dead Stream (2022)Stream-vil Dead; Mildred will demonetize your soul
Body BagsGive Stacy Keach all of the Oscars.
Near DarkI'm confused. How did they cure Vampirism?
Halloween (2018)I got peanut butter on my penis.
Trick 'r Treat (2007)Even while murdering, little dude's kinda adorable
BEETLEJUICE (1988) These seven words read like stereo instructions.
Burying the Ex (2014)4th favorite Joe Dante. Don't judge me.
Prince of Darkness (1987)College was so much cooler in 1987.
THE PHANTOM OF THE OPERA (1989)"Sing to me Angel of Elm Streeeeeet."
The Blair Witch Project (1999)Watched the blu-ray, still looks like potato
Winchester (2018) dir. The Speirig BrothersLegit thought ghostly butler was Jared Kushner.
May (2002)Icy nipples? Somewhere Paul Verhoeven is smiling
Burnt Offerings (1976) dir. Dan CurtisExposing the world's largest threat....old people.
The Texas Chainsaw Massacre (1974)In the end, it's all about family
The Town That Dreaded Sundown (1976)or The Man that Deaded Some town
Halloween Kills (2021)Not a very subtle AFTER HOURS reboot…
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