Wednesday, October 12, 2022

Scary Movie Challenge 2022 Day 12

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  1. Hellbound: Hellraiser II (1988; Dir. T. Randel)

    Good, though not as grand as remembered.

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  2. THE LIMEHOUSE GOLEM (2016, Dir. Juan Carlos Medina)

    Olivia finds herself Nighy to being Cooked.

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  3. HALLOWEEN (1978)

    The night seven word reviews came home.

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  4. What Josiah Saw (Dir. Vincent Grashaw, 2022)
    Hill House filtered through S. Craig Zahler

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  5. Texas Chainsaw 3: Leatherface
    Boooooooo for killing Sally in opening text

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  6. Arachnophobia
    Remember to pack basic egg sack lunch!

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  7. Final Destination 3
    Maybe next time, give death a Melvin.

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  8. King Kong (1976)
    Needs more dinosaurs and Charles Grodin exasperation.

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  9. Frankenstein (1910)
    With this origin, fire phobia makes sense.

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  10. The Skeleton Key
    What's scarier, haunted house or Sarsgaard's accent?

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  11. MARK OF THE VAMPIRE (1935)

    Gave Lee the idea to not talk.

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  12. THE BAT (1959)

    Most casual confession scene of all time.

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  13. Frenzy (1972, dir. Alfred Hitchcock)

    Hitchcock, but sleazier. So basically De Palma.

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  14. Mad God (2021)

    Stop motion animation always blows my mind

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    1. finally, somebody watched it. i thought this would get more mentions around here. not just from the FTM team, but in the comments. anyway, weird but good movie

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  15. Orphan: First Kill (2022)

    Made me remember that Julia Stiles rules

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  16. Let the Right One In (2008)

    My girlfriend can beat up your dad!

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  17. John Carpenter’s The Thing (1982)

    Definitely Not Tired Of This Voodoo Bullshit

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  18. HALLOWEEN II (1981)

    Michael's unkillable. He must be a... Warlock.

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  19. Son of Frankenstein (1939)

    Tim Burton's grandfather was castle's production designer.

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  20. Hellraiser (2022)

    Missed opportunity: Hellraiser rap over the credits.

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  21. Pulse (2001)
    Issue with ghosts? Too much red tape.

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  22. Escape Room: Tournament of Champions (2021)

    The SAW franchise for Rube Goldberg freaks.

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  23. Land of the Dead (2005)

    Good gore, good action... This movie's good.

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  24. HALLOWEEN III: SEASON OF THE WITCH (1982)

    These days, Silver Shamrock company produces NFTs.

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  25. X (2022)

    Pearl needs to give head. Crushes it.

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  26. Dark Waters (1994)
    Clammy, gross, weird, Italian. May contain nuns.

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  27. Demon Wind (1990)
    The Mellencamp to The Evil Dead's Springsteen.

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  28. The Munsters (2022 - Rob Zombie)
    A delightful adaptation. Funny and perfectly fine.

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  29. Deadstream (2022)

    Terminally online Evil Dead? Not so groovy.

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  30. The Hamiltons (2006, dir. Mitchell Altieri & Phil Flores)

    🎵 I'm not throwing away my blood lust 🎵

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  31. Don't Look Now (1973)
    I looked! Still can't figure it out

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  32. Prom Night (1980)

    Starring Kay from Sword in the stone

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  33. HALLOWEEN 4: THE RETURN OF MICHAEL MYERS (1988)

    Let me guess: Mark Jones' favorite director.

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  34. Urban Legend (1998)

    Jared Leto before becoming all Jared Leto-y

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  35. HALLOWEEN 5: THE REVENGE OF MICHAEL MYERS (1989)

    Hanging out with Tina would be exhausting.

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  36. Event Horizon (1997)

    HULLRAISER. Starring Sam Neill as Space Pinhead.

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  37. The Devil's Backbone (2001)

    A bad guy/gun; good ghost/grudge

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  38. Night of the Eagle *aka* Burn Witch Burn (1962)

    William Castle then mixed with A24 now.

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  39. Tales from the Crypt: Demon Knight (1995)

    Damn, Billy Zane really underplays this role.

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  40. THE RAVEN (1963)

    Quoth the Lauren: a pretty fun time!

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  41. Friday the 13th Part 3 (1982) - watched in 3-D
    Worth the eyestrain and headaches? Hell yea!

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  42. Dead Stream (2022)

    Stream-vil Dead; Mildred will demonetize your soul

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  43. Body Bags

    Give Stacy Keach all of the Oscars.

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  44. Near Dark

    I'm confused. How did they cure Vampirism?

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  45. Halloween (2018)

    I got peanut butter on my penis.

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  46. Trick 'r Treat (2007)

    Even while murdering, little dude's kinda adorable

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  47. BEETLEJUICE (1988)

    These seven words read like stereo instructions.

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  48. Burying the Ex (2014)

    4th favorite Joe Dante. Don't judge me.

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  49. Prince of Darkness (1987)

    College was so much cooler in 1987.

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  50. THE PHANTOM OF THE OPERA (1989)

    "Sing to me Angel of Elm Streeeeeet."

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  51. The Blair Witch Project (1999)

    Watched the blu-ray, still looks like potato

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  52. Winchester (2018) dir. The Speirig Brothers

    Legit thought ghostly butler was Jared Kushner.

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  53. May (2002)

    Icy nipples? Somewhere Paul Verhoeven is smiling

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  54. Burnt Offerings (1976) dir. Dan Curtis

    Exposing the world's largest threat....old people.

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  55. The Texas Chainsaw Massacre (1974)

    In the end, it's all about family

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  56. The Town That Dreaded Sundown (1976)

    or The Man that Deaded Some town

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  57. Halloween Kills (2021)

    Not a very subtle AFTER HOURS reboot…

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  58. These reviews have been counted for the monthly tally. Please post your reviews on today's thread.

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