Spirit Halloween (2022)You had me… then you lost me.
Texas Chainsaw Massacre (2022)Nine massacres? America should introduce chainsaw control.
Halloween Kills (2021)Evil dies… in the next movie??? Hopefully?
Halloween Ends, David Gordon Green, 2022When did Michael and Pennywise become roommates?
MIDSOMMAR (2019, Dir. Ari Aster)Bear in mind, this is all inevitable.
THE SWARM (1978)More terrifying than the bees: the overacting.orRoot for the bees! Humans are terrible
DARK NIGHT OF THE SCARECROW (1981)Never kill a scarecrow; it comes back
BLACK SUNDAY (1960, dir. Mario Bava)Do it if Barbara Steele commands you
Halloween Ends (2022)Less of a Halloween film than 3
The Haunted Palace, dir Roger Corman, 1963Price had blue eyes, the devil's eyes.
BEAST (2022)Lion nearly bites his Idris Elbow off.
THE GIANT SPIDER INVASION (1975)A VW Spider is quite the upgrade!
My Soul to Take (2010, dir. Wes Craven)Normal teenage behavior written by a septuagenarian.
Blood Sucking Freaks (1976)Did Sardu do that? *In Urkel voice*
cackling.
I was hoping someone would get it 😆
Hellraiser 2022Unrelated, Liam Neeson is a real NellraiserOrGoran Visnjic should've gone to the ER
Titane 20211 fireman danceparty? NO! UNACCEPTABLE! 2 DANCEPARTIES!
Friday The 13th 1980Mrs Voorhees' sweater just looks so comfyOrArrow has one degree of Kevin Bacon
SYNGENOR (1990) Let's all upgrade Syngenor to horror icon.
Psycho Goreman (2020, Steven Kostanski)90s nostalgia: like 80s but smaller hair.
The Thing (1982)The oddest Marvel origin story I've seen.
Ha!!
FRIGHT NIGHT (2011):Yelchin left us with Holland. Still mad.
Hellraiser (2022)How does Pinhead shave? With a HellRAZOR!
Lair of the White Worm (1988)Oh so drugs must have happen here.
Next of Kin (1982)Unsettling Australian atmospheric thrills and amazing score
Final Destination 2Alanis Morissette's favorite horror movie, I assume.
Final DestinationI miss Devon Sawa millennium teen movies.
Brain Dead (1990)"The universe is just a wet dream."
Dementia 13 (1963)Majority of family dies. Doctor declares success.
Christmas Evil (1980)More realistic than Miracle on 34th Street.
.Deadstream (2022)"Ghost and Mr Chicken" remake. Sponsor? Gopro.
Wicked World 1991Pros: nudie cutiesCons: soundtrack assaults earholes
Night of the Scarecrow 1995Somehow Murawski edits another "tree" rape scene...
The Visit (2015)Is this how Shyamalan thinks people talk?
Halloween (2018)Obsessively expect killer. Decorate house with mannequins. orLooking forward to never watching this again.
Nosferatu : A Symphony of Horror (1922)Unlike KILLS, evil actually dies this morning.
DEF BY TEMPTATION (1990):There’s something vaguely sexual about this movie.
The Texas Chainsaw Massacre (2003)Sweat. Midriff. Boobs. Wet. Coo is awesome.
Evilspeak (1981)Clint Howard and Satan go retro wave.
Wild Zero (1999)Space zombies no match for Japanese rockers.
THE SPECIAL (2020) Imagine Larry Cohen filming this in 1982.
Halloween (1978) Sequels / Reboots ALL suck... all you need.
Studio 666 (2022, dir. B.J. McDonnell)It's times like these, you get possessed.
Psycho (1960)He loves candy corn? Definitely a psycho
My Best Friend's Exorcism (2022)I've never supported dog ripping more. #tapeworms
X (2022) - First time viewingMaybe make "The Farmer's Grandma" movie instead?
I AM A GHOST (2012): Eggs and despair. Sounds like my life!
World War Z (2013)Sadly, I'm the 10th man. Perfect movie.
Spirit Halloween (2022)The "Halloween store plastic skeleton" of movies.
PLANET OF THE VAMPIRES (1965)Disconnecting the Meteor Rejector is always bad.
The Spell (1977) You DO NOT F--- with Lee Grant!
Death Ship (1980)Nazis. Ghosts. George Kennedy. No sharks though:(
The Texas Chainsaw Massacre (2003)In 1973 my dad looked like Andy.
DAY SHIFT (2022) Vampires slain by the power of mediocrity.
Wrong Turn 2003The Hills Have Eyes pulled a Dushku OrAte popcorn hurt my tooth. Wrong KernsOr7 wrong turns?! When will they learns?
Friday the 13th part VIII Jason takes Manhattan 1989Don't kill Kelly Hu! Give her flowers!OrToxic ooze rivers? That's New York Baybee!OrMaybe Jason NEEDS weed and a bootycall
Three… Extremes (2004) Missed opportunity: using 1989 Billy Joel single.
Impulse (1974, dir. William Grefé)Shatner does odd job on Karate Pete.
TROUBLE EVERY DAY (2001):That’s the problem with horny French cannibals.
THE RAVEN (1963) What Poe's original was missing: Laser beams!
Spirit Halloween: The Movie (2022)Watched it twice for Reserved Seating. Unbelievable.
The Evil Dead (1981, on 35mm)Astonishingly, still an underrated movie. Five stars.
Evil Dead 2 (1987, on 35mm)Unsurprisingly, a movie that can't be overrated.
Army of Darkness (1992, on 35mm)As diminishing returns go, it's still incredible.
Where were they showing these masterpieces in 35mm? l'm jealous. 😅
Halloween Kills (2021)Evil dies tonight, but also not really.
Summer of 84 (2018)You could say Stranger Things have happened.
Suspiria (1977 4K)I really hope my neighbors like Goblin!
The Amityville Horror (1979)Margot Kidder grocery shops in schoolgirl outfit.
The new 4K disc looks great!
Pulse (2001) dir. Kiyoshi KurosawaNeeded something light, upbeat afterwards, like THREADS.
Final Destination 2 (2003)Finally, lore that’s both confusing and inconsequential!
MANDROID (1993) More international spies should wear beige sweaters.
Halloween 4 The Return of Michael Myers (1988)Dwight LITTLE you're my boy! - Mark Jones
Texas Chainsaw Massacre (2022)They wasted Sally then they wasted Sally
THE CABINET OF DR. CALIGARI (1920)Emo? Sleeps all day? Sounds like me.
Hellraiser: Hellseeker (2002, dir. Rick Bota)Allstate's new "mayhem" commercial is fucking WILD.
TEXAS CHAINSAW 3D (2011):Daddario brings smokey eye, takes my heart.
Hellraiser 2022Such poorly lit sights to show you
Smile (2022)Didn’t think Marilyn Manson was that tall
POSSESSOR (2020) Somebody's seen too many Christopher Nolan movies.
Halloween Kills (2021)Evil Dies Tonight! Movie needed a rewrite! orHaddonite barely paying attention: "Seagull flies upright!"
Wish uponI wish I just watched Final Destination
Halloween Ends (2022) dir. David Gordon GreenJohn Carpenter is rolling in his grave.
Suspiria (1977) & Inferno (1980)Liberal Arts Students: 02Mothers: 00
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Halloween Ends (2022)Somehow Halloween Kills is the best one
The Gate (1987)This is how you do 80s throwback!
The Babadook (2014)Biopic of Alex Jones as a child
RED RIDING HOOD (2011) It's constantly snowing, yet nobody looks cold.
Frankenstein Meets the Wolf Man (1943)Both monsters set up "escape calls" first.Or"You'll believe monsters can rest on tables."
The Exorcist (1973)Max von Sydow was old even then
Carnival of Sinners (Dir. Maurice Tourneur; 1943)Obnoxious characters. Faustian story. And jaunty score!?
Halloween Ends (2022)But my disappointment in this movie continues
WITCHHAMMER (1970)The power of fear to maintain control
Creature from the Black Lagoon (1954)Phase 4 of Universal Monster Cinematic Universe.
Halloween Ends (2022)Evil gets sexy tonight blah blah blah
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Spirit Halloween (2022)
ReplyDeleteYou had me… then you lost me.
Texas Chainsaw Massacre (2022)
ReplyDeleteNine massacres? America should introduce chainsaw control.
Halloween Kills (2021)
ReplyDeleteEvil dies… in the next movie??? Hopefully?
Halloween Ends, David Gordon Green, 2022
ReplyDeleteWhen did Michael and Pennywise become roommates?
MIDSOMMAR (2019, Dir. Ari Aster)
ReplyDeleteBear in mind, this is all inevitable.
THE SWARM (1978)
ReplyDeleteMore terrifying than the bees: the overacting.
or
Root for the bees! Humans are terrible
DARK NIGHT OF THE SCARECROW (1981)
ReplyDeleteNever kill a scarecrow; it comes back
BLACK SUNDAY (1960, dir. Mario Bava)
ReplyDeleteDo it if Barbara Steele commands you
Halloween Ends (2022)
ReplyDeleteLess of a Halloween film than 3
The Haunted Palace, dir Roger Corman, 1963
ReplyDeletePrice had blue eyes, the devil's eyes.
BEAST (2022)
ReplyDeleteLion nearly bites his Idris Elbow off.
THE GIANT SPIDER INVASION (1975)
ReplyDeleteA VW Spider is quite the upgrade!
My Soul to Take (2010, dir. Wes Craven)
ReplyDeleteNormal teenage behavior written by a septuagenarian.
Blood Sucking Freaks (1976)
ReplyDeleteDid Sardu do that? *In Urkel voice*
cackling.
DeleteI was hoping someone would get it 😆
DeleteHellraiser 2022
ReplyDeleteUnrelated, Liam Neeson is a real Nellraiser
Or
Goran Visnjic should've gone to the ER
Titane 2021
ReplyDelete1 fireman danceparty? NO! UNACCEPTABLE! 2 DANCEPARTIES!
Friday The 13th 1980
ReplyDeleteMrs Voorhees' sweater just looks so comfy
Or
Arrow has one degree of Kevin Bacon
SYNGENOR (1990)
ReplyDeleteLet's all upgrade Syngenor to horror icon.
Psycho Goreman (2020, Steven Kostanski)
ReplyDelete90s nostalgia: like 80s but smaller hair.
The Thing (1982)
ReplyDeleteThe oddest Marvel origin story I've seen.
Ha!!
DeleteFRIGHT NIGHT (2011):
ReplyDeleteYelchin left us with Holland. Still mad.
Hellraiser (2022)
ReplyDeleteHow does Pinhead shave? With a HellRAZOR!
Lair of the White Worm (1988)
ReplyDeleteOh so drugs must have happen here.
Next of Kin (1982)
ReplyDeleteUnsettling Australian atmospheric thrills and amazing score
Final Destination 2
ReplyDeleteAlanis Morissette's favorite horror movie, I assume.
Final Destination
ReplyDeleteI miss Devon Sawa millennium teen movies.
Brain Dead (1990)
ReplyDelete"The universe is just a wet dream."
Dementia 13 (1963)
ReplyDeleteMajority of family dies. Doctor declares success.
Christmas Evil (1980)
ReplyDeleteMore realistic than Miracle on 34th Street.
.
ReplyDeleteDeadstream (2022)
"Ghost and Mr Chicken" remake. Sponsor? Gopro.
Wicked World 1991
ReplyDeletePros: nudie cuties
Cons: soundtrack assaults earholes
Night of the Scarecrow 1995
ReplyDeleteSomehow Murawski edits another "tree" rape scene...
The Visit (2015)
ReplyDeleteIs this how Shyamalan thinks people talk?
Halloween (2018)
ReplyDeleteObsessively expect killer. Decorate house with mannequins.
or
Looking forward to never watching this again.
Nosferatu : A Symphony of Horror (1922)
ReplyDeleteUnlike KILLS, evil actually dies this morning.
DEF BY TEMPTATION (1990):
ReplyDeleteThere’s something vaguely sexual about this movie.
The Texas Chainsaw Massacre (2003)
ReplyDeleteSweat. Midriff. Boobs. Wet. Coo is awesome.
Evilspeak (1981)
ReplyDeleteClint Howard and Satan go retro wave.
Wild Zero (1999)
ReplyDeleteSpace zombies no match for Japanese rockers.
THE SPECIAL (2020)
ReplyDeleteImagine Larry Cohen filming this in 1982.
Halloween (1978)
ReplyDeleteSequels / Reboots ALL suck... all you need.
Studio 666 (2022, dir. B.J. McDonnell)
ReplyDeleteIt's times like these, you get possessed.
Psycho (1960)
ReplyDeleteHe loves candy corn? Definitely a psycho
My Best Friend's Exorcism (2022)
ReplyDeleteI've never supported dog ripping more. #tapeworms
X (2022) - First time viewing
ReplyDeleteMaybe make "The Farmer's Grandma" movie instead?
I AM A GHOST (2012):
ReplyDeleteEggs and despair. Sounds like my life!
World War Z (2013)
ReplyDeleteSadly, I'm the 10th man. Perfect movie.
Spirit Halloween (2022)
ReplyDeleteThe "Halloween store plastic skeleton" of movies.
PLANET OF THE VAMPIRES (1965)
ReplyDeleteDisconnecting the Meteor Rejector is always bad.
The Spell (1977)
ReplyDeleteYou DO NOT F--- with Lee Grant!
Death Ship (1980)
ReplyDeleteNazis. Ghosts. George Kennedy. No sharks though:(
The Texas Chainsaw Massacre (2003)
ReplyDeleteIn 1973 my dad looked like Andy.
DAY SHIFT (2022)
ReplyDeleteVampires slain by the power of mediocrity.
Wrong Turn 2003
ReplyDeleteThe Hills Have Eyes pulled a Dushku
Or
Ate popcorn hurt my tooth. Wrong Kerns
Or
7 wrong turns?! When will they learns?
Friday the 13th part VIII Jason takes Manhattan 1989
ReplyDeleteDon't kill Kelly Hu! Give her flowers!
Or
Toxic ooze rivers? That's New York Baybee!
Or
Maybe Jason NEEDS weed and a bootycall
Three… Extremes (2004)
ReplyDeleteMissed opportunity: using 1989 Billy Joel single.
Impulse (1974, dir. William Grefé)
ReplyDeleteShatner does odd job on Karate Pete.
TROUBLE EVERY DAY (2001):
ReplyDeleteThat’s the problem with horny French cannibals.
THE RAVEN (1963)
ReplyDeleteWhat Poe's original was missing: Laser beams!
Spirit Halloween: The Movie (2022)
ReplyDeleteWatched it twice for Reserved Seating. Unbelievable.
The Evil Dead (1981, on 35mm)
ReplyDeleteAstonishingly, still an underrated movie. Five stars.
Evil Dead 2 (1987, on 35mm)
ReplyDeleteUnsurprisingly, a movie that can't be overrated.
Army of Darkness (1992, on 35mm)
ReplyDeleteAs diminishing returns go, it's still incredible.
Where were they showing these masterpieces in 35mm? l'm jealous. 😅
DeleteHalloween Kills (2021)
ReplyDeleteEvil dies tonight, but also not really.
Summer of 84 (2018)
ReplyDeleteYou could say Stranger Things have happened.
Suspiria (1977 4K)
ReplyDeleteI really hope my neighbors like Goblin!
The Amityville Horror (1979)
ReplyDeleteMargot Kidder grocery shops in schoolgirl outfit.
The new 4K disc looks great!
DeletePulse (2001) dir. Kiyoshi Kurosawa
ReplyDeleteNeeded something light, upbeat afterwards, like THREADS.
Final Destination 2 (2003)
ReplyDeleteFinally, lore that’s both confusing and inconsequential!
MANDROID (1993)
ReplyDeleteMore international spies should wear beige sweaters.
Halloween 4 The Return of Michael Myers (1988)
ReplyDeleteDwight LITTLE you're my boy! - Mark Jones
Texas Chainsaw Massacre (2022)
ReplyDeleteThey wasted Sally then they wasted Sally
THE CABINET OF DR. CALIGARI (1920)
ReplyDeleteEmo? Sleeps all day? Sounds like me.
Hellraiser: Hellseeker (2002, dir. Rick Bota)
ReplyDeleteAllstate's new "mayhem" commercial is fucking WILD.
TEXAS CHAINSAW 3D (2011):
ReplyDeleteDaddario brings smokey eye, takes my heart.
Hellraiser 2022
ReplyDeleteSuch poorly lit sights to show you
Smile (2022)
ReplyDeleteDidn’t think Marilyn Manson was that tall
POSSESSOR (2020)
ReplyDeleteSomebody's seen too many Christopher Nolan movies.
Halloween Kills (2021)
ReplyDeleteEvil Dies Tonight! Movie needed a rewrite!
or
Haddonite barely paying attention: "Seagull flies upright!"
Wish upon
ReplyDeleteI wish I just watched Final Destination
Halloween Ends (2022) dir. David Gordon Green
ReplyDeleteJohn Carpenter is rolling in his grave.
Suspiria (1977) & Inferno (1980)
ReplyDeleteLiberal Arts Students: 02
Mothers: 00
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ReplyDeleteHalloween Ends (2022)
ReplyDeleteSomehow Halloween Kills is the best one
The Gate (1987)
ReplyDeleteThis is how you do 80s throwback!
The Babadook (2014)
ReplyDeleteBiopic of Alex Jones as a child
RED RIDING HOOD (2011)
ReplyDeleteIt's constantly snowing, yet nobody looks cold.
Frankenstein Meets the Wolf Man (1943)
ReplyDeleteBoth monsters set up "escape calls" first.
Or
"You'll believe monsters can rest on tables."
The Exorcist (1973)
ReplyDeleteMax von Sydow was old even then
Carnival of Sinners (Dir. Maurice Tourneur; 1943)
ReplyDeleteObnoxious characters. Faustian story. And jaunty score!?
Halloween Ends (2022)
ReplyDeleteBut my disappointment in this movie continues
WITCHHAMMER (1970)
ReplyDeleteThe power of fear to maintain control
Creature from the Black Lagoon (1954)
ReplyDeletePhase 4 of Universal Monster Cinematic Universe.
Halloween Ends (2022)
ReplyDeleteEvil gets sexy tonight blah blah blah
These reviews have been counted for the monthly tally. Please post your reviews on today's thread.
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