Thursday, October 13, 2022

Scary Movie Challenge 2022 Day 13

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  1. Spirit Halloween (2022)

    You had me… then you lost me.

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  2. Texas Chainsaw Massacre (2022)
    Nine massacres? America should introduce chainsaw control.

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  3. Halloween Kills (2021)
    Evil dies… in the next movie??? Hopefully?

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  4. Halloween Ends, David Gordon Green, 2022

    When did Michael and Pennywise become roommates?

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  5. MIDSOMMAR (2019, Dir. Ari Aster)

    Bear in mind, this is all inevitable.

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  6. THE SWARM (1978)

    More terrifying than the bees: the overacting.
    or
    Root for the bees! Humans are terrible

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  7. DARK NIGHT OF THE SCARECROW (1981)

    Never kill a scarecrow; it comes back

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  8. BLACK SUNDAY (1960, dir. Mario Bava)

    Do it if Barbara Steele commands you

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  9. Halloween Ends (2022)
    Less of a Halloween film than 3

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  10. The Haunted Palace, dir Roger Corman, 1963

    Price had blue eyes, the devil's eyes.

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  11. BEAST (2022)

    Lion nearly bites his Idris Elbow off.

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  12. THE GIANT SPIDER INVASION (1975)

    A VW Spider is quite the upgrade!

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  13. My Soul to Take (2010, dir. Wes Craven)

    Normal teenage behavior written by a septuagenarian.

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  14. Blood Sucking Freaks (1976)

    Did Sardu do that? *In Urkel voice*

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  15. Hellraiser 2022
    Unrelated, Liam Neeson is a real Nellraiser
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    Goran Visnjic should've gone to the ER

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  16. Titane 2021
    1 fireman danceparty? NO! UNACCEPTABLE! 2 DANCEPARTIES!

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  17. Friday The 13th 1980
    Mrs Voorhees' sweater just looks so comfy

    Or

    Arrow has one degree of Kevin Bacon

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  18. SYNGENOR (1990)

    Let's all upgrade Syngenor to horror icon.

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  19. Psycho Goreman (2020, Steven Kostanski)
    90s nostalgia: like 80s but smaller hair.

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  20. The Thing (1982)

    The oddest Marvel origin story I've seen.

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  21. FRIGHT NIGHT (2011):

    Yelchin left us with Holland. Still mad.

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  22. Hellraiser (2022)

    How does Pinhead shave? With a HellRAZOR!

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  23. Lair of the White Worm (1988)

    Oh so drugs must have happen here.

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  24. Next of Kin (1982)
    Unsettling Australian atmospheric thrills and amazing score

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  25. Final Destination 2

    Alanis Morissette's favorite horror movie, I assume.

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  26. Final Destination

    I miss Devon Sawa millennium teen movies.

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  27. Brain Dead (1990)

    "The universe is just a wet dream."

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  28. Dementia 13 (1963)

    Majority of family dies. Doctor declares success.

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  29. Christmas Evil (1980)

    More realistic than Miracle on 34th Street.

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    Deadstream (2022)

    "Ghost and Mr Chicken" remake. Sponsor? Gopro.

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  31. Wicked World 1991

    Pros: nudie cuties
    Cons: soundtrack assaults earholes

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  32. Night of the Scarecrow 1995

    Somehow Murawski edits another "tree" rape scene...

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  33. The Omen (1976)

    I've done the same to avoid church

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  34. The Visit (2015)

    Is this how Shyamalan thinks people talk?

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  35. Halloween (2018)

    Obsessively expect killer. Decorate house with mannequins.
    or
    Looking forward to never watching this again.

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  36. Nosferatu : A Symphony of Horror (1922)

    Unlike KILLS, evil actually dies this morning.

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  37. DEF BY TEMPTATION (1990):

    There’s something vaguely sexual about this movie.

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  38. The Texas Chainsaw Massacre (2003)

    Sweat. Midriff. Boobs. Wet. Coo is awesome.

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  39. Evilspeak (1981)

    Clint Howard and Satan go retro wave.

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  40. Wild Zero (1999)

    Space zombies no match for Japanese rockers.

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  41. THE SPECIAL (2020)

    Imagine Larry Cohen filming this in 1982.

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  42. Halloween (1978)

    Sequels / Reboots ALL suck... all you need.

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  43. Studio 666 (2022, dir. B.J. McDonnell)

    It's times like these, you get possessed.

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  44. Psycho (1960)
    He loves candy corn? Definitely a psycho

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  45. My Best Friend's Exorcism (2022)

    I've never supported dog ripping more. #tapeworms

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  46. X (2022) - First time viewing

    Maybe make "The Farmer's Grandma" movie instead?

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  47. I AM A GHOST (2012):

    Eggs and despair. Sounds like my life!

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  48. World War Z (2013)

    Sadly, I'm the 10th man. Perfect movie.

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  49. Spirit Halloween (2022)

    The "Halloween store plastic skeleton" of movies.

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  50. PLANET OF THE VAMPIRES (1965)

    Disconnecting the Meteor Rejector is always bad.

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  51. The Spell (1977)

    You DO NOT F--- with Lee Grant!

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  52. Death Ship (1980)

    Nazis. Ghosts. George Kennedy. No sharks though:(

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  53. The Texas Chainsaw Massacre (2003)

    In 1973 my dad looked like Andy.

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  54. DAY SHIFT (2022)

    Vampires slain by the power of mediocrity.

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  55. Wrong Turn 2003
    The Hills Have Eyes pulled a Dushku
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    Ate popcorn hurt my tooth. Wrong Kerns
    Or
    7 wrong turns?! When will they learns?

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  56. Friday the 13th part VIII Jason takes Manhattan 1989
    Don't kill Kelly Hu! Give her flowers!
    Or
    Toxic ooze rivers? That's New York Baybee!
    Or
    Maybe Jason NEEDS weed and a bootycall

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  57. Three… Extremes (2004)

    Missed opportunity: using 1989 Billy Joel single.

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  58. Impulse (1974, dir. William Grefé)

    Shatner does odd job on Karate Pete.

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  59. TROUBLE EVERY DAY (2001):

    That’s the problem with horny French cannibals.

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  60. THE RAVEN (1963)

    What Poe's original was missing: Laser beams!

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  61. Spirit Halloween: The Movie (2022)

    Watched it twice for Reserved Seating. Unbelievable.

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  62. The Evil Dead (1981, on 35mm)
    Astonishingly, still an underrated movie. Five stars.

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  63. Evil Dead 2 (1987, on 35mm)
    Unsurprisingly, a movie that can't be overrated.

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  64. Army of Darkness (1992, on 35mm)
    As diminishing returns go, it's still incredible.

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    1. Where were they showing these masterpieces in 35mm? l'm jealous. 😅

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  65. Halloween Kills (2021)

    Evil dies tonight, but also not really.

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  66. Summer of 84 (2018)

    You could say Stranger Things have happened.

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  67. Suspiria (1977 4K)
    I really hope my neighbors like Goblin!

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  68. The Amityville Horror (1979)
    Margot Kidder grocery shops in schoolgirl outfit.

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  69. Pulse (2001) dir. Kiyoshi Kurosawa

    Needed something light, upbeat afterwards, like THREADS.

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  70. Final Destination 2 (2003)

    Finally, lore that’s both confusing and inconsequential!

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  71. MANDROID (1993)

    More international spies should wear beige sweaters.

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  72. Halloween 4 The Return of Michael Myers (1988)
    Dwight LITTLE you're my boy! - Mark Jones

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  73. Texas Chainsaw Massacre (2022)

    They wasted Sally then they wasted Sally

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  74. THE CABINET OF DR. CALIGARI (1920)

    Emo? Sleeps all day? Sounds like me.

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  75. Hellraiser: Hellseeker (2002, dir. Rick Bota)

    Allstate's new "mayhem" commercial is fucking WILD.

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  76. TEXAS CHAINSAW 3D (2011):

    Daddario brings smokey eye, takes my heart.

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  77. Hellraiser 2022

    Such poorly lit sights to show you

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  78. Smile (2022)

    Didn’t think Marilyn Manson was that tall

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  79. POSSESSOR (2020)

    Somebody's seen too many Christopher Nolan movies.

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  80. Halloween Kills (2021)

    Evil Dies Tonight! Movie needed a rewrite!
    or
    Haddonite barely paying attention: "Seagull flies upright!"

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  81. Wish upon

    I wish I just watched Final Destination

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  82. Halloween Ends (2022) dir. David Gordon Green

    John Carpenter is rolling in his grave.

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  83. Suspiria (1977) & Inferno (1980)
    Liberal Arts Students: 02
    Mothers: 00

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  85. Halloween Ends (2022)

    Somehow Halloween Kills is the best one

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  86. The Gate (1987)

    This is how you do 80s throwback!

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  87. The Babadook (2014)
    Biopic of Alex Jones as a child

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  88. RED RIDING HOOD (2011)

    It's constantly snowing, yet nobody looks cold.

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  89. Frankenstein Meets the Wolf Man (1943)

    Both monsters set up "escape calls" first.

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    "You'll believe monsters can rest on tables."

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  90. The Exorcist (1973)

    Max von Sydow was old even then

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  91. Carnival of Sinners (Dir. Maurice Tourneur; 1943)

    Obnoxious characters. Faustian story. And jaunty score!?

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  92. Halloween Ends (2022)
    But my disappointment in this movie continues

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  93. WITCHHAMMER (1970)

    The power of fear to maintain control

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  94. Creature from the Black Lagoon (1954)

    Phase 4 of Universal Monster Cinematic Universe.

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  95. Halloween Ends (2022)

    Evil gets sexy tonight blah blah blah

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