Monday, October 17, 2022

Scary Movie Challenge 2022 Day 17

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  1. Firestarter(1984 Dir, Mark L Lester)
    Dull? Too harsh. Finale Rocks! Rest? Okay.
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    Dont like kids either but sheesh Rainbird

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  2. Dark Glasses (2022)

    Hold on. That's not how snakes work.

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  3. Barbarian, dir Zach Cregger, 2022

    There is nothing quite like mothers milk

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  4. MEN (2022, Dir. Alex Garland)

    Giving birth out of his Rory Kirear.

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  5. PET SEMATARY (2019)

    Sometimes, not remaking the movie is better.

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  6. COLOR OUT OF SPACE (2020. Dir: Richard Stanley)

    The inevitable Three Colors Trilogy “in space” sequel.

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  7. Hellraiser (2022)

    Liminal configuration...feels more like centrifugal configuration.

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  8. Dawn of the Dead (1978) Theatrical Cut

    Everything you need, right at your fingertips.

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  9. HOLLYBLOOD (2022)

    There's vampires, then there's vamping it up.

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  10. The Frozen Ghost (1945)

    It's fine. It's 61 min. I dunno.

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  11. HALLOWEEN ENDS (2022)

    More angst than kills... DAWSONS CREEK ENDS!

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  12. House on Haunted Hill (1959)

    Wonderful twisty turny film. Pair with Deathtrap.

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  13. Coraline (2009)

    Most upsetting movie I've seen this month.

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  14. Halloween Ends (2022)
    Wait, what? Hang on. I mean.. huh?

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  15. Trick or Treat Scooby-Doo! (2022)

    Nods to original villains a nice touch.

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  16. Studio 666 (2022)

    Foo Fighters? More like GOO Fighters! *cackles*

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  17. Barbarian (2022 - Zach Cregger)
    No splash dive, great posture: Perfect 10.

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  18. Angel Heart (1987 - Alan Parker)
    80s De Niro needs ten coke shovels.

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  19. BLACK AS NIGHT (2021)

    Local vampires don't go to Bourbon Street.

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  20. WE HAVE ALWAYS LIVED IN THE CASTLE (2018)

    Joker: "Never rub another Alexandra Daddario's rhubarb!"

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  21. The Munsters

    You can like or dislike a movie.

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  22. Army of the Dead

    My car got totaled and this helped.

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  23. Premonition (2007)

    How Not To Unload a Casket 101.

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  24. Tales from the Hood (1995)

    This is some high grade gourmet Shit.

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  25. Slave Girls from Beyond infinity (1987)

    The Most Dangerous Game: Swimsuit Issue 1987

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  26. House on Haunted Hill (1959)

    Handguns for everyone make great gift caskets.

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  27. Hellraiser (1987)

    Little brothers are always raising hell, literally.

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    Teenager tricks a demon. What a pinhead.

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  28. NIGHT OF THE DEMONS (1988)

    We ARE going to talk about Judy.

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  29. Clearcut

    My discovery of the year so far!

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  30. Zombie

    Come for undead, stay for the unclothed.

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  31. Tetsu: The Iron Man

    This movie is so metal it hurts.

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  32. Strange Behavior (aka. Dead Kids) [1981]

    Underdressed Sheriff suspects the kids aren't alright.

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  33. Carnival of Souls (1962, dir. Herk Harvey)

    The score builds the tension very organically.

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  34. City of the Dead (1960)
    Burn Witch Burn dig that crazy Heat

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  35. Vampyr (1932)

    When the bitten sister smiles? Actual chills.

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  36. DREAM DEMON (1988)

    Just dream gals being dream pals! (Harold...)

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  37. BELLADONNA OF SADNESS (1973)

    Gotta send this director to Horny Jail.

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  38. NIGHT OF THE DEMONS (2009)

    Obligatory "I'm rooting for the demons" joke.

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  39. Eyes of Laura Mars (1978) dir. Irvin Kershner

    A divorced Raul Julia just isn't believable.

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  40. Motel Hell (1980)

    Cool chainsaw fight. Absolutely disgusting gargling noises.

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  41. THE BLACK TORMENT (1964)

    Best to stay away from country estates.

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  42. Ghost Ship (2002)

    Never get lured by ghost boobs.

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  43. Blair Witch (2016)

    Shouting Names in the Woods: The Movie

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  44. Halloween 2 (Dir. Rob Zombie, 2009)

    Bad taste movie commentates on bad taste

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  45. The Uninvited (1986 Greydon Clark)

    I'll drink to Gulager! Rest easy Clu

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  46. The Body Snatcher (1945 Robert Wise)

    Brutish Boris savagely suffocates Shemp-haired Lugosi!

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  47. Creep (2014)

    Five-star AirBnB guest leaves no trace.

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  49. Death Note (2017)
    Glad Death Notes come with written instructions

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  50. Invasion of the Body Snatchers (1956)

    McCarthy sexier than Sutherland but not Goldblum

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  51. Barbarian (2022)

    Most horrifying thing is bathroom floor toothbrush

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  52. Rigor Mortis (2013)

    Apartment complex etiquette: No resurrecting the dead.

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  53. Scream (1996; Dir. W. Craven) "You sound like one of those Wes Carpenter flicks."

    Friday the 13th (1980; Dir. S. Cunningham) Friday the 13th viewed on the 14th.

    Se7en (1995; Dir. D. Fincher) "What's in the box?!" Brad Pitt's smugness.

    April Fool's Day (1986; Dir. F. Walton) I dislike practical jokes, unlike this movie.

    Maniac Cop (1988; Dir. William Lustig) Social commentary, chiseled Bruce Campbell, and stunts!

    Dead Snow (2009; Dir. Tommy Wirkola) Lots of Nazi zombies and bloody intestines.

    Nightmare Beach (1989; Dirs. Umberto Lenzi & James Justice) The Demons motorcycle gang were good guys?!

    I Know What You Did Last Summer (1997; Dir. Jim Gillespie) Helen: We were careful! Narrator: They weren't.

    Night of the Demons (1988; Dir. Kevin Tenney) Horrendous characters, not subtle and lotsa fun.

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  54. All Hallows’ Eve (2013)

    Don’t tell mom: babysitter’s scared to death.

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  55. These reviews have been counted for the monthly tally. Please post your reviews on today's thread.

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