Robert Englund and Ted Levine in Tobe Hooper's movie adaptation of Stephen King's THE MANGLER (1995. DVD) short story.Terrible even by King adaptation's lowered standards.OR"Buffalo Bill" thwarts Freddy Krueger's expansion plans.
I really liked this. I don't think the menace of a laundry machine could have better done. It was genuinely scary. And having it eat people up while Englund acts all crazy up above, it was delightfully absurd.
Alex Kurtzman's THE MUMMY (2017, 4K Ultra HD Blu-ray).'A scary, entertaining flick' said nobody, EVER!ORWhat's weather like in 'Dark Universe'? Cruisin'.
Dwayne Johnson in Jaume Collet-Serra's BLACK ADAM (2022, IMAX) for the first time.Relive "Man of Steel's" civilian massacres' heyday!ORMainstream superhero flicks endorsing indiscriminate murder? Scary.
THE TEXAS CHAINSAW MASSACRE (2003, Dir. Marcus Nispel)I'll take Leatherface over Bryniarski any day.
Terrifier (2016, Dir. Damien Leone)You're tearing me apart, Art the Clown!
City of the Living Dead, dir Lucio Fulci, 1980Bigger budget, the worms or the maggots?
Manhattan Baby (1982)Thank goodness Bob had a different voice.
RAW (2016) What, exactly, is going on in France?
Martyrs (2008 - French version!) Pain, total deprivation... in every single scene!
Hocus Pocus (1993)Vinessa Shaw's parents party always unsettles me
The Lost Boys (1987)I've seen Boardwalk Empire, but... boardwalk vampires?????
Bay of Blood (1971)(Italian voice) Hilda got ah killed ah!
Misery (1990)Warning: Hobbling may cause one to cock-a-doodie.
Halloween (1978)Michael Myers: World Champion playing possum player.
Pearl (2022)Twitter hype machine lets me down again.
Mid-Century (2022)A gosh Dern surprise couldn't save it.
THE WRETCHED (2019) Boring. Boring. Boring. Boring. Boring. Boring. Boring.
Kingdom Of The Spiders (1977)Can't make an omelet without...killing spiders.
StageFright (1987)A "B" movie with an "A" mask.
Demonoid (1981)Give mom from The Brood a hand.
Demon Wind (1990)(for the second time this month)At someone else's marathon, you can't choose.
Society (1989)Perfect (if obvious) double with They Live.
Crimes Of Passion (1984)The one with Norman Bates' deadly dildo.
Speak No Evil (2022)I see, it's called SPEAK No Evil.
The Burning (1981)Wouldn't burning victims alive make more sense?or Scariest part - Weinstein's name in the credits.
2019 (Trick)Decades later, Tom Atkins' 'stache still fucks.
FRIDAY THE 13TH PART 3 (1982) Everybody give that guy a hand... stand.
The Snow Creature (1954, dir. W. Lee Wilder)Snowman in L.A.? Of course he's pissed!Snowbeast (1977, dir. Herb Wallerstein)There's too much snow, not enough beast.
Halloween Ends (2022)Do not mess with another man's glasses.
Seed of Chucky (2004)That David Bowie Muppet freaks me out.
Wolfen (1981)Finney sez, there'll be HOWL to pay!
X (2022)The Farmer's Daughters: now available on Betamax.
The Invisible Maniac (1990)I came from Belgium for such nonsense.
Mothra vs. Godzilla (1964, dir. Ishiro Honda)Just happy it's not HELLRAISER vs. GODZILLA
FRIDAY THE 13TH PART 4: THE FINAL CHAPTER (1984) Horror movie where the twins aren't evil.
Train to Busan (2016)America's worst fear, zombies and public transportation.
The Descent (2005)Why descend in the first place? Stupid!
The Hunger (1983)David Bowie’s bare ass is fourth billed.
Peeping Tom (1960)Momma’s boys really do love their milk!
FRIDAY THE 13TH PART 5: A NEW BEGINNING (1985) Sings: "Let's hear it for the Roy..."
Halloween Safety (1977 Herk Harvey, educational video)...where Michael learned to widen eye holes.
Frankenstein Meets Wolf Man (1943 Roy William Neill)Talbot takes the wolf transformation lying down
Frankenstein (1910)100 year old monster still creepy AF
House of Frankenstein (1944 Erle C Kenton)This Dracula uses shoe polish in hair!
OR....Without makeup, Karloff still IS the monster!
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Halloween H20 (1998) Five times? Dammit Jimmy, team needs ya!
FRIDAY THE 13TH PART 7: THE NEW BLOOD (1988) My thesis: telekinesis seizes your Reese's Pieces.
Tremors 5: Bloodlines (2015)"A film legacy staaaained down in Aaaaaafricaaa!"
Started reading up after commenting to find unintentional back to back song parodies for 2015 movies--I like your style!
Hahaha nice! You definitely got to experience a better 2015 horror movie than I did.
The Invitation (2015)Roooxaaaanne! You don't have to, you know...
House of Dracula (1945 Erle C Kenton) Wolf man adds mustache, still emo AF!
A Nightmare on Elm Street 4: The Dream Master (1988)Burning urination? Dog better get some penicillin
Screamers (1995 - Christian Duguay)Peter Weller's face isn't made for emotions.
Humanoids from the Deep (1980)Roger Corman says these fishes love boobies
House On Haunted Hill 1999So, the sun rises in the west.
Return of the Living Dead (1985 Dir: Dan O'Bannon)Trash's way of life looks fun too
The Funhouse (1981) Moral is boys suck, all the time.
Tumbbad (2018; Dir. Rahi Anil Barve) Scariest part is Vinayak’s greed and arrogance
The Funhouse (1981)Pretty elaborate excuse to peep sister’s boobs.
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Robert Englund and Ted Levine in Tobe Hooper's movie adaptation of Stephen King's THE MANGLER (1995. DVD) short story.
ReplyDeleteTerrible even by King adaptation's lowered standards.
OR
"Buffalo Bill" thwarts Freddy Krueger's expansion plans.
I really liked this. I don't think the menace of a laundry machine could have better done. It was genuinely scary. And having it eat people up while Englund acts all crazy up above, it was delightfully absurd.
DeleteAlex Kurtzman's THE MUMMY (2017, 4K Ultra HD Blu-ray).
ReplyDelete'A scary, entertaining flick' said nobody, EVER!
OR
What's weather like in 'Dark Universe'? Cruisin'.
Dwayne Johnson in Jaume Collet-Serra's BLACK ADAM (2022, IMAX) for the first time.
ReplyDeleteRelive "Man of Steel's" civilian massacres' heyday!
OR
Mainstream superhero flicks endorsing indiscriminate murder? Scary.
THE TEXAS CHAINSAW MASSACRE (2003, Dir. Marcus Nispel)
ReplyDeleteI'll take Leatherface over Bryniarski any day.
Terrifier (2016, Dir. Damien Leone)
ReplyDeleteYou're tearing me apart, Art the Clown!
City of the Living Dead, dir Lucio Fulci, 1980
ReplyDeleteBigger budget, the worms or the maggots?
Manhattan Baby (1982)
ReplyDeleteThank goodness Bob had a different voice.
RAW (2016)
ReplyDeleteWhat, exactly, is going on in France?
Martyrs (2008 - French version!)
ReplyDeletePain, total deprivation... in every single scene!
Hocus Pocus (1993)
ReplyDeleteVinessa Shaw's parents party always unsettles me
The Lost Boys (1987)
ReplyDeleteI've seen Boardwalk Empire, but... boardwalk vampires?????
Bay of Blood (1971)
ReplyDelete(Italian voice) Hilda got ah killed ah!
Misery (1990)
ReplyDeleteWarning: Hobbling may cause one to cock-a-doodie.
Halloween (1978)
ReplyDeleteMichael Myers: World Champion playing possum player.
Pearl (2022)
ReplyDeleteTwitter hype machine lets me down again.
Mid-Century (2022)
ReplyDeleteA gosh Dern surprise couldn't save it.
THE WRETCHED (2019)
ReplyDeleteBoring. Boring. Boring. Boring. Boring. Boring. Boring.
Kingdom Of The Spiders (1977)
ReplyDeleteCan't make an omelet without...killing spiders.
StageFright (1987)
ReplyDeleteA "B" movie with an "A" mask.
Demonoid (1981)
ReplyDeleteGive mom from The Brood a hand.
Demon Wind (1990)(for the second time this month)
ReplyDeleteAt someone else's marathon, you can't choose.
Society (1989)
ReplyDeletePerfect (if obvious) double with They Live.
Crimes Of Passion (1984)
ReplyDeleteThe one with Norman Bates' deadly dildo.
Speak No Evil (2022)
ReplyDeleteI see, it's called SPEAK No Evil.
The Burning (1981)
ReplyDeleteWouldn't burning victims alive make more sense?
or
Scariest part - Weinstein's name in the credits.
2019 (Trick)
ReplyDeleteDecades later, Tom Atkins' 'stache still fucks.
FRIDAY THE 13TH PART 3 (1982)
ReplyDeleteEverybody give that guy a hand... stand.
The Snow Creature (1954, dir. W. Lee Wilder)
ReplyDeleteSnowman in L.A.? Of course he's pissed!
Snowbeast (1977, dir. Herb Wallerstein)
There's too much snow, not enough beast.
Halloween Ends (2022)
ReplyDeleteDo not mess with another man's glasses.
Seed of Chucky (2004)
ReplyDeleteThat David Bowie Muppet freaks me out.
Wolfen (1981)
ReplyDeleteFinney sez, there'll be HOWL to pay!
X (2022)
ReplyDeleteThe Farmer's Daughters: now available on Betamax.
The Invisible Maniac (1990)
ReplyDeleteI came from Belgium for such nonsense.
Mothra vs. Godzilla (1964, dir. Ishiro Honda)
ReplyDeleteJust happy it's not HELLRAISER vs. GODZILLA
FRIDAY THE 13TH PART 4: THE FINAL CHAPTER (1984)
ReplyDeleteHorror movie where the twins aren't evil.
Train to Busan (2016)
ReplyDeleteAmerica's worst fear, zombies and public transportation.
The Descent (2005)
ReplyDeleteWhy descend in the first place? Stupid!
The Hunger (1983)
ReplyDeleteDavid Bowie’s bare ass is fourth billed.
Peeping Tom (1960)
ReplyDeleteMomma’s boys really do love their milk!
FRIDAY THE 13TH PART 5: A NEW BEGINNING (1985)
ReplyDeleteSings: "Let's hear it for the Roy..."
Halloween Safety (1977 Herk Harvey, educational video)
ReplyDelete...where Michael learned to widen eye holes.
Frankenstein Meets Wolf Man (1943 Roy William Neill)
ReplyDeleteTalbot takes the wolf transformation lying down
Frankenstein (1910)
ReplyDelete100 year old monster still creepy AF
House of Frankenstein (1944 Erle C Kenton)
ReplyDeleteThis Dracula uses shoe polish in hair!
OR....
DeleteWithout makeup, Karloff still IS the monster!
This comment has been removed by the author.
ReplyDeleteHalloween H20 (1998)
ReplyDeleteFive times? Dammit Jimmy, team needs ya!
FRIDAY THE 13TH PART 7: THE NEW BLOOD (1988)
ReplyDeleteMy thesis: telekinesis seizes your Reese's Pieces.
Tremors 5: Bloodlines (2015)
ReplyDelete"A film legacy staaaained down in Aaaaaafricaaa!"
Started reading up after commenting to find unintentional back to back song parodies for 2015 movies--I like your style!
DeleteHahaha nice! You definitely got to experience a better 2015 horror movie than I did.
DeleteThe Invitation (2015)
ReplyDeleteRoooxaaaanne! You don't have to, you know...
House of Dracula (1945 Erle C Kenton)
ReplyDeleteWolf man adds mustache, still emo AF!
A Nightmare on Elm Street 4: The Dream Master (1988)
ReplyDeleteBurning urination? Dog better get some penicillin
Screamers (1995 - Christian Duguay)
ReplyDeletePeter Weller's face isn't made for emotions.
Humanoids from the Deep (1980)
ReplyDeleteRoger Corman says these fishes love boobies
House On Haunted Hill 1999
ReplyDeleteSo, the sun rises in the west.
This comment has been removed by the author.
ReplyDeleteReturn of the Living Dead (1985 Dir: Dan O'Bannon)
ReplyDeleteTrash's way of life looks fun too
The Funhouse (1981)
ReplyDeleteMoral is boys suck, all the time.
Tumbbad (2018; Dir. Rahi Anil Barve)
ReplyDeleteScariest part is Vinayak’s greed and arrogance
The Funhouse (1981)
ReplyDeletePretty elaborate excuse to peep sister’s boobs.
These reviews have been counted for the monthly tally. Please post your reviews on today's thread.
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