Monday, October 24, 2022

Scary Movie Challenge 2022 Day 24

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  1. Robert Englund and Ted Levine in Tobe Hooper's movie adaptation of Stephen King's THE MANGLER (1995. DVD) short story.

    Terrible even by King adaptation's lowered standards.

    OR

    "Buffalo Bill" thwarts Freddy Krueger's expansion plans.

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    1. I really liked this. I don't think the menace of a laundry machine could have better done. It was genuinely scary. And having it eat people up while Englund acts all crazy up above, it was delightfully absurd.

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  2. Alex Kurtzman's THE MUMMY (2017, 4K Ultra HD Blu-ray).

    'A scary, entertaining flick' said nobody, EVER!

    OR

    What's weather like in 'Dark Universe'? Cruisin'.

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  3. Dwayne Johnson in Jaume Collet-Serra's BLACK ADAM (2022, IMAX) for the first time.

    Relive "Man of Steel's" civilian massacres' heyday!

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    Mainstream superhero flicks endorsing indiscriminate murder? Scary.

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  4. THE TEXAS CHAINSAW MASSACRE (2003, Dir. Marcus Nispel)

    I'll take Leatherface over Bryniarski any day.

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  5. Terrifier (2016, Dir. Damien Leone)
    You're tearing me apart, Art the Clown!

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  6. City of the Living Dead, dir Lucio Fulci, 1980

    Bigger budget, the worms or the maggots?

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  7. Halloween (1978)

    Now for the rest of her life

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  8. Manhattan Baby (1982)

    Thank goodness Bob had a different voice.

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  9. RAW (2016)

    What, exactly, is going on in France?

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  10. Martyrs (2008 - French version!)

    Pain, total deprivation... in every single scene!

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  11. Hocus Pocus (1993)

    Vinessa Shaw's parents party always unsettles me

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  12. The Lost Boys (1987)

    I've seen Boardwalk Empire, but... boardwalk vampires?????

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  13. Bay of Blood (1971)

    (Italian voice) Hilda got ah killed ah!

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  14. Misery (1990)

    Warning: Hobbling may cause one to cock-a-doodie.

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  15. Halloween (1978)
    Michael Myers: World Champion playing possum player.

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  16. Pearl (2022)

    Twitter hype machine lets me down again.

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  17. Mid-Century (2022)

    A gosh Dern surprise couldn't save it.

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  18. THE WRETCHED (2019)

    Boring. Boring. Boring. Boring. Boring. Boring. Boring.

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  19. Kingdom Of The Spiders (1977)

    Can't make an omelet without...killing spiders.

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  20. StageFright (1987)
    A "B" movie with an "A" mask.

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  21. Demonoid (1981)

    Give mom from The Brood a hand.

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  22. Demon Wind (1990)(for the second time this month)

    At someone else's marathon, you can't choose.

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  23. Society (1989)

    Perfect (if obvious) double with They Live.

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  24. Crimes Of Passion (1984)

    The one with Norman Bates' deadly dildo.

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  25. Speak No Evil (2022)

    I see, it's called SPEAK No Evil.

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  26. The Burning (1981)

    Wouldn't burning victims alive make more sense?

    or

    Scariest part - Weinstein's name in the credits.

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  27. 2019 (Trick)

    Decades later, Tom Atkins' 'stache still fucks.

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  28. FRIDAY THE 13TH PART 3 (1982)

    Everybody give that guy a hand... stand.

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  29. The Snow Creature (1954, dir. W. Lee Wilder)

    Snowman in L.A.? Of course he's pissed!

    Snowbeast (1977, dir. Herb Wallerstein)

    There's too much snow, not enough beast.

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  30. Halloween Ends (2022)

    Do not mess with another man's glasses.

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  31. Seed of Chucky (2004)

    That David Bowie Muppet freaks me out.

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  32. Wolfen (1981)

    Finney sez, there'll be HOWL to pay!

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  33. The Cabinet of Dr. Caligari (1920)

    Sleeping for 23 years, that's the dream.

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  34. The Conjuring (2013)

    Some antibiotics will clear up that clap.

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  35. X (2022)

    The Farmer's Daughters: now available on Betamax.

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  36. The Invisible Maniac (1990)

    I came from Belgium for such nonsense.

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  37. Mothra vs. Godzilla (1964, dir. Ishiro Honda)

    Just happy it's not HELLRAISER vs. GODZILLA

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  38. FRIDAY THE 13TH PART 4: THE FINAL CHAPTER (1984)

    Horror movie where the twins aren't evil.

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  39. Train to Busan (2016)

    America's worst fear, zombies and public transportation.

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  40. The Descent (2005)

    Why descend in the first place? Stupid!

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  41. The Hunger (1983)

    David Bowie’s bare ass is fourth billed.

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  42. Peeping Tom (1960)

    Momma’s boys really do love their milk!

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  43. FRIDAY THE 13TH PART 5: A NEW BEGINNING (1985)

    Sings: "Let's hear it for the Roy..."

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  44. Halloween Safety (1977 Herk Harvey, educational video)

    ...where Michael learned to widen eye holes.

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  45. Frankenstein Meets Wolf Man (1943 Roy William Neill)

    Talbot takes the wolf transformation lying down

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  46. Frankenstein (1910)

    100 year old monster still creepy AF

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  47. House of Frankenstein (1944 Erle C Kenton)

    This Dracula uses shoe polish in hair!

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    1. OR....
      Without makeup, Karloff still IS the monster!

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  49. Halloween H20 (1998)

    Five times? Dammit Jimmy, team needs ya!

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  50. FRIDAY THE 13TH PART 7: THE NEW BLOOD (1988)

    My thesis: telekinesis seizes your Reese's Pieces.

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  51. Tremors 5: Bloodlines (2015)

    "A film legacy staaaained down in Aaaaaafricaaa!"

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    1. Started reading up after commenting to find unintentional back to back song parodies for 2015 movies--I like your style!

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    2. Hahaha nice! You definitely got to experience a better 2015 horror movie than I did.

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  52. The Invitation (2015)

    Roooxaaaanne! You don't have to, you know...

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  53. House of Dracula (1945 Erle C Kenton)

    Wolf man adds mustache, still emo AF!

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  54. A Nightmare on Elm Street 4: The Dream Master (1988)

    Burning urination? Dog better get some penicillin

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  55. Screamers (1995 - Christian Duguay)
    Peter Weller's face isn't made for emotions.

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  56. Humanoids from the Deep (1980)

    Roger Corman says these fishes love boobies

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  57. House On Haunted Hill 1999

    So, the sun rises in the west.

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  59. Return of the Living Dead (1985 Dir: Dan O'Bannon)

    Trash's way of life looks fun too

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  60. The Funhouse (1981)

    Moral is boys suck, all the time.

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  61. Tumbbad (2018; Dir. Rahi Anil Barve)

    Scariest part is Vinayak’s greed and arrogance

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  62. The Funhouse (1981)

    Pretty elaborate excuse to peep sister’s boobs.

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