Popcorn (1991)How’d Dave and Chainsaw miss casting call?
Beaten! :-P
Rob Zombie's HALLOWEEN II (2009 Theatrical Cut, Freevee). Also streaming (w/subscription) on Peacock.Malcolm McDowell, worst Sam Loomis ever? SARTAIN-ly.ORCompromised 'R' vision still packs emotional wallop.ORFingers hurt from watching Michael's stab-with-your-back routine.
Steve Miner's FRIDAY THE 13th PART 2 (1981, Shout! Factory Blu-ray).Palmer, Steel, King. Scream queen royalty hat-trick.ORWait... Muffin had a twin? Ending's confusing.
Dark Glasses, dir Dario Argento, 2022The best dogs go for the throat
The Seventh Curse, dir Lam Ngai Kai, 1986They're raving about the baby juice cleanse
PEARL (2022, Dir. Ti West)Pearl has herself a little gator aide.
I cackled!
X-RAY (1982)How many creeps are in this hospital?orTaking roaming a hospital to the extreme
Blade II, dir Guillermo del Toro, 2002Snipes poses the hell out of this
The Mangler (1995)Chains! Gears! Cogs! Steam! Movie is great! orEnglund's jaw vaporized from chewing so hard.
The Happening (2008) with FTM commentaryShyamalan's movies look great. No exception here.
Dawn of the Dead (1978)Sad zombies clearly suffering with the blues
Scream (1996)Toilets filthy, janitor should burn to death
They Live (1988)This movie kicks ass and chews bubblegum
The Night House (2021)Makes strong argument for clearer suicide notes
Hocus Pocus (1993)Modern kids’ movies need more virgin shaming
Evil Dead 2 (1987)Masterpiece. Hands down untouchable. Its just......GROOVY
Habit (1995)So many great shots of New York.
CULT OF CHUCKY (2017) Chucky apparently just wanted a handicapped spot!
Maciste in HellMacho Maciste manhandles dozens of dastardly demons
Hellbound: Hellraiser 2Roger Ebert was right. Still good though.
Computer HeartsI've seen better acting in high school.
Blood for DraculaOh, I get it--it's a metaphor!
Devil Times FiveKids these days... Can't live with them
The OracleNo one believes an "hysterical" woman? Preposterous!
FlesheaterRotten Romero ripoff with great gore gags
The Platform (2019)His item should've been an alarm clock.
HANNIBAL: RISING (2007) What a strange remake of Hogan's Heroes.
Urban Legends: Final CutPlay The Hitchcock Drinking Game and die.
Lost Highway Criterion 4K It's normal to hug a disc, right?
Psycho (1960)Can't believe Hitchcock ripped off Van Sant.
The Ghost and the Darkness (1996 - Stephen Hopkins)TGATD - more kills than most slasher - sequel?Ghost and the Darkness - Colonialism dies tonight.Ghost and Darkness: Season of the WarthogThe Ghost and the Darkness: Final ChapterThe Ghost and the Darkness: Darkness Lives
I would happily watch all of those!
SONRIE (2012) Boxing gloves underutilized as slasher movie weapons.
Ernest Scared Stupid (1991)As beautiful on 35mm as I dreamed
Flesh Eater (1988)Amateur acting makes this movie quite fun
"Terrifier" enjoyment depends on a split decision
Messed up again. See above. Terrifier (2016)
SCREAM (2022) Gale Weathers a descendant of Dorothy Gale?
Vampire in Brooklyn (1995)Craven goes hard but Murphy goes harder.
Tales That Witness Madness (1973, dir. Freddie Francis)Pleasance gathers the Avengers of mental patients.
The Invisible Ray (1936)Says 79 minutes but feels 97 minutes
THE CRAFT (1996) I like this lead actress a ton.
Christine (1983)Christine engulfed in flames is eerily beautiful.
Vlad (2003, dir. Michael D. Sellers)Drink every time Billy Zane says "Da".
Psycho II (1983)He's crazy--crazy about toasted cheese sandwiches!
THE PHANTOM OF THE OPERA (1989) Don Juan Triumphant... and so's this movie!
Hellions (2015)Annual October watch. 8th time. So underrated.
DON'T KILL ME (2021) Not the fingernails! Not the fingernails! Aaahh!!!
PHANTOM OF THE PARADISE (1974) Would this be the Phantom's... Swan song?
The Purge: Election Year (2016)Candy bar inflation ALMOST legitimate purge justification.
Tremors 4: The Legend Begins (2004)The Man Who Shot Some Big-ass Worms
Popcorn (1991) dir. Mark HerrierActual Possessor is even more fucked up.
The Invitation (2015)Like great chili; beautiful, painful, slow burn.
King Kong vs. Godzilla (1963, dir. Ishiro Honda)Eric the Actor could've learned from Kong.
The Fly (1958)Velcome back to the hydraulic press channel
Body Bags (1993)My right eye for Body Bags 2
Fall (2022)Huh, looks more like summer to me.
🤣😝
House on the Edge of the Park (Dir. Ruggero Deodato 1980)Playing the long revenge game, but why?
Invaders from Mars (Dir. Tobe Hooper 1986)My son called Martians, "Scary Mike Wazowski's".
Paganini Horror (Dir. Luigi Cozzi 1989)Biting Italian commentary of Bon Jovi, earned!
Rituals (Dir. Peter Carter 1977)I knew they'd lose those matching hats!
Arsenic and Old Lace (1944)Forties movie heaven: Lorre and poison wine.
Basket Case (1982; Dir. Frank Henenlotter) “What’s in the basket?!” Years before Se7en!
Arsenic and Old Lace (1944)Grant rants as sweet aunts decant. CHARGE!
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Popcorn (1991)
ReplyDeleteHow’d Dave and Chainsaw miss casting call?
Beaten! :-P
DeleteRob Zombie's HALLOWEEN II (2009 Theatrical Cut, Freevee). Also streaming (w/subscription) on Peacock.
ReplyDeleteMalcolm McDowell, worst Sam Loomis ever? SARTAIN-ly.
OR
Compromised 'R' vision still packs emotional wallop.
OR
Fingers hurt from watching Michael's stab-with-your-back routine.
Steve Miner's FRIDAY THE 13th PART 2 (1981, Shout! Factory Blu-ray).
ReplyDeletePalmer, Steel, King. Scream queen royalty hat-trick.
OR
Wait... Muffin had a twin? Ending's confusing.
Dark Glasses, dir Dario Argento, 2022
ReplyDeleteThe best dogs go for the throat
The Seventh Curse, dir Lam Ngai Kai, 1986
ReplyDeleteThey're raving about the baby juice cleanse
PEARL (2022, Dir. Ti West)
ReplyDeletePearl has herself a little gator aide.
I cackled!
DeleteX-RAY (1982)
ReplyDeleteHow many creeps are in this hospital?
or
Taking roaming a hospital to the extreme
Blade II, dir Guillermo del Toro, 2002
ReplyDeleteSnipes poses the hell out of this
The Mangler (1995)
ReplyDeleteChains! Gears! Cogs! Steam! Movie is great!
or
Englund's jaw vaporized from chewing so hard.
The Happening (2008) with FTM commentary
ReplyDeleteShyamalan's movies look great. No exception here.
Dawn of the Dead (1978)
ReplyDeleteSad zombies clearly suffering with the blues
Scream (1996)
ReplyDeleteToilets filthy, janitor should burn to death
They Live (1988)
ReplyDeleteThis movie kicks ass and chews bubblegum
The Night House (2021)
ReplyDeleteMakes strong argument for clearer suicide notes
Hocus Pocus (1993)
ReplyDeleteModern kids’ movies need more virgin shaming
ReplyDeleteEvil Dead 2 (1987)
Masterpiece. Hands down untouchable. Its just......GROOVY
Habit (1995)
ReplyDeleteSo many great shots of New York.
CULT OF CHUCKY (2017)
ReplyDeleteChucky apparently just wanted a handicapped spot!
Maciste in Hell
ReplyDeleteMacho Maciste manhandles dozens of dastardly demons
Hellbound: Hellraiser 2
ReplyDeleteRoger Ebert was right. Still good though.
Computer Hearts
ReplyDeleteI've seen better acting in high school.
Blood for Dracula
ReplyDeleteOh, I get it--it's a metaphor!
Devil Times Five
ReplyDeleteKids these days... Can't live with them
The Oracle
ReplyDeleteNo one believes an "hysterical" woman? Preposterous!
Flesheater
ReplyDeleteRotten Romero ripoff with great gore gags
The Platform (2019)
ReplyDeleteHis item should've been an alarm clock.
HANNIBAL: RISING (2007)
ReplyDeleteWhat a strange remake of Hogan's Heroes.
Urban Legends: Final Cut
ReplyDeletePlay The Hitchcock Drinking Game and die.
Lost Highway Criterion 4K
ReplyDeleteIt's normal to hug a disc, right?
Psycho (1960)
ReplyDeleteCan't believe Hitchcock ripped off Van Sant.
The Ghost and the Darkness (1996 - Stephen Hopkins)
ReplyDeleteTGATD - more kills than most slasher - sequel?
Ghost and the Darkness - Colonialism dies tonight.
Ghost and Darkness: Season of the Warthog
The Ghost and the Darkness: Final Chapter
The Ghost and the Darkness: Darkness Lives
I would happily watch all of those!
DeleteSONRIE (2012)
ReplyDeleteBoxing gloves underutilized as slasher movie weapons.
Ernest Scared Stupid (1991)
ReplyDeleteAs beautiful on 35mm as I dreamed
Flesh Eater (1988)
ReplyDeleteAmateur acting makes this movie quite fun
"Terrifier" enjoyment depends on a split decision
ReplyDeleteMessed up again. See above. Terrifier (2016)
ReplyDeleteSCREAM (2022)
ReplyDeleteGale Weathers a descendant of Dorothy Gale?
Vampire in Brooklyn (1995)
ReplyDeleteCraven goes hard but Murphy goes harder.
Tales That Witness Madness (1973, dir. Freddie Francis)
ReplyDeletePleasance gathers the Avengers of mental patients.
The Invisible Ray (1936)
ReplyDeleteSays 79 minutes but feels 97 minutes
THE CRAFT (1996)
ReplyDeleteI like this lead actress a ton.
Christine (1983)
ReplyDeleteChristine engulfed in flames is eerily beautiful.
Vlad (2003, dir. Michael D. Sellers)
ReplyDeleteDrink every time Billy Zane says "Da".
Psycho II (1983)
ReplyDeleteHe's crazy--crazy about toasted cheese sandwiches!
THE PHANTOM OF THE OPERA (1989)
ReplyDeleteDon Juan Triumphant... and so's this movie!
Hellions (2015)
ReplyDeleteAnnual October watch. 8th time. So underrated.
DON'T KILL ME (2021)
ReplyDeleteNot the fingernails! Not the fingernails! Aaahh!!!
PHANTOM OF THE PARADISE (1974)
ReplyDeleteWould this be the Phantom's... Swan song?
The Purge: Election Year (2016)
ReplyDeleteCandy bar inflation ALMOST legitimate purge justification.
Tremors 4: The Legend Begins (2004)
ReplyDeleteThe Man Who Shot Some Big-ass Worms
Popcorn (1991) dir. Mark Herrier
ReplyDeleteActual Possessor is even more fucked up.
The Invitation (2015)
ReplyDeleteLike great chili; beautiful, painful, slow burn.
King Kong vs. Godzilla (1963, dir. Ishiro Honda)
ReplyDeleteEric the Actor could've learned from Kong.
The Fly (1958)
ReplyDeleteVelcome back to the hydraulic press channel
Body Bags (1993)
ReplyDeleteMy right eye for Body Bags 2
Fall (2022)
ReplyDeleteHuh, looks more like summer to me.
🤣😝
DeleteHouse on the Edge of the Park (Dir. Ruggero Deodato 1980)
ReplyDeletePlaying the long revenge game, but why?
Invaders from Mars (Dir. Tobe Hooper 1986)
ReplyDeleteMy son called Martians, "Scary Mike Wazowski's".
Paganini Horror (Dir. Luigi Cozzi 1989)
ReplyDeleteBiting Italian commentary of Bon Jovi, earned!
Rituals (Dir. Peter Carter 1977)
ReplyDeleteI knew they'd lose those matching hats!
Arsenic and Old Lace (1944)
ReplyDeleteForties movie heaven: Lorre and poison wine.
Basket Case (1982; Dir. Frank Henenlotter)
ReplyDelete“What’s in the basket?!” Years before Se7en!
Arsenic and Old Lace (1944)
ReplyDeleteGrant rants as sweet aunts decant. CHARGE!
These reviews have been counted for the monthly tally. Please post your reviews on today's thread.
ReplyDelete