Sunday, October 23, 2022

Scary Movie Challenge 2022 Day 23

69 comments:

  1. Popcorn (1991)

    How’d Dave and Chainsaw miss casting call?

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  2. Rob Zombie's HALLOWEEN II (2009 Theatrical Cut, Freevee). Also streaming (w/subscription) on Peacock.

    Malcolm McDowell, worst Sam Loomis ever? SARTAIN-ly.

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    Compromised 'R' vision still packs emotional wallop.

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    Fingers hurt from watching Michael's stab-with-your-back routine.

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  3. Steve Miner's FRIDAY THE 13th PART 2 (1981, Shout! Factory Blu-ray).

    Palmer, Steel, King. Scream queen royalty hat-trick.

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    Wait... Muffin had a twin? Ending's confusing.

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  4. Dark Glasses, dir Dario Argento, 2022

    The best dogs go for the throat

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  5. The Seventh Curse, dir Lam Ngai Kai, 1986

    They're raving about the baby juice cleanse

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  6. PEARL (2022, Dir. Ti West)

    Pearl has herself a little gator aide.

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  7. X-RAY (1982)

    How many creeps are in this hospital?
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    Taking roaming a hospital to the extreme

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  8. Blade II, dir Guillermo del Toro, 2002

    Snipes poses the hell out of this

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  9. The Mangler (1995)

    Chains! Gears! Cogs! Steam! Movie is great!

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    Englund's jaw vaporized from chewing so hard.

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  10. The Happening (2008) with FTM commentary

    Shyamalan's movies look great. No exception here.

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  11. Dawn of the Dead (1978)

    Sad zombies clearly suffering with the blues

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  12. Scream (1996)

    Toilets filthy, janitor should burn to death

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  13. They Live (1988)

    This movie kicks ass and chews bubblegum

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  14. The Night House (2021)

    Makes strong argument for clearer suicide notes

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  15. Hocus Pocus (1993)

    Modern kids’ movies need more virgin shaming

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  16. Evil Dead 2 (1987)

    Masterpiece. Hands down untouchable. Its just......GROOVY

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  17. Habit (1995)

    So many great shots of New York.

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  18. CULT OF CHUCKY (2017)

    Chucky apparently just wanted a handicapped spot!

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  19. Maciste in Hell

    Macho Maciste manhandles dozens of dastardly demons

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  20. Hellbound: Hellraiser 2

    Roger Ebert was right. Still good though.

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  21. Computer Hearts

    I've seen better acting in high school.

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  22. Blood for Dracula

    Oh, I get it--it's a metaphor!

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  23. Devil Times Five

    Kids these days... Can't live with them

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  24. The Oracle

    No one believes an "hysterical" woman? Preposterous!

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  25. Flesheater

    Rotten Romero ripoff with great gore gags

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  26. The Platform (2019)

    His item should've been an alarm clock.

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  27. HANNIBAL: RISING (2007)

    What a strange remake of Hogan's Heroes.

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  28. Urban Legends: Final Cut

    Play The Hitchcock Drinking Game and die.

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  29. Lost Highway Criterion 4K

    It's normal to hug a disc, right?

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  30. Psycho (1960)

    Can't believe Hitchcock ripped off Van Sant.

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  31. The Ghost and the Darkness (1996 - Stephen Hopkins)
    TGATD - more kills than most slasher - sequel?

    Ghost and the Darkness - Colonialism dies tonight.

    Ghost and Darkness: Season of the Warthog

    The Ghost and the Darkness: Final Chapter

    The Ghost and the Darkness: Darkness Lives

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  32. SONRIE (2012)

    Boxing gloves underutilized as slasher movie weapons.

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  33. Ernest Scared Stupid (1991)

    As beautiful on 35mm as I dreamed

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  34. Flesh Eater (1988)

    Amateur acting makes this movie quite fun

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  35. "Terrifier" enjoyment depends on a split decision

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  36. Messed up again. See above. Terrifier (2016)

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  37. SCREAM (2022)

    Gale Weathers a descendant of Dorothy Gale?

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  38. Vampire in Brooklyn (1995)

    Craven goes hard but Murphy goes harder.

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  39. Tales That Witness Madness (1973, dir. Freddie Francis)

    Pleasance gathers the Avengers of mental patients.

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  40. The Invisible Ray (1936)

    Says 79 minutes but feels 97 minutes

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  41. THE CRAFT (1996)

    I like this lead actress a ton.

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  42. Christine (1983)

    Christine engulfed in flames is eerily beautiful.

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  43. Vlad (2003, dir. Michael D. Sellers)

    Drink every time Billy Zane says "Da".

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  44. Psycho II (1983)

    He's crazy--crazy about toasted cheese sandwiches!

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  45. THE PHANTOM OF THE OPERA (1989)

    Don Juan Triumphant... and so's this movie!

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  46. Hellions (2015)

    Annual October watch. 8th time. So underrated.

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  47. Hocus Pocus (1993)

    Moral: Salem is for lovers, not virgins

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  48. DON'T KILL ME (2021)

    Not the fingernails! Not the fingernails! Aaahh!!!

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  49. PHANTOM OF THE PARADISE (1974)

    Would this be the Phantom's... Swan song?

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  50. The Purge: Election Year (2016)

    Candy bar inflation ALMOST legitimate purge justification.

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  51. Tremors 4: The Legend Begins (2004)

    The Man Who Shot Some Big-ass Worms

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  52. Popcorn (1991) dir. Mark Herrier

    Actual Possessor is even more fucked up.

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  53. The Invitation (2015)

    Like great chili; beautiful, painful, slow burn.

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  54. King Kong vs. Godzilla (1963, dir. Ishiro Honda)

    Eric the Actor could've learned from Kong.

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  55. The Fly (1958)

    Velcome back to the hydraulic press channel

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  56. Body Bags (1993)

    My right eye for Body Bags 2

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  57. Fall (2022)

    Huh, looks more like summer to me.

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  58. House on the Edge of the Park (Dir. Ruggero Deodato 1980)

    Playing the long revenge game, but why?

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  59. Invaders from Mars (Dir. Tobe Hooper 1986)

    My son called Martians, "Scary Mike Wazowski's".

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  60. Paganini Horror (Dir. Luigi Cozzi 1989)

    Biting Italian commentary of Bon Jovi, earned!

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  61. Rituals (Dir. Peter Carter 1977)

    I knew they'd lose those matching hats!

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  62. Arsenic and Old Lace (1944)
    Forties movie heaven: Lorre and poison wine.

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  63. Basket Case (1982; Dir. Frank Henenlotter)

    “What’s in the basket?!” Years before Se7en!

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  64. Arsenic and Old Lace (1944)

    Grant rants as sweet aunts decant. CHARGE!

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  65. These reviews have been counted for the monthly tally. Please post your reviews on today's thread.

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