Rob Zombie's HALLOWEEN (2007, YouTube).That's what '78 was missing: F-words galore!ORIronically new trilogy feels closer than original.OROn the next "Property Brothers": 'Demolition DON'TS'
The Wolf Man, dir George Wagner, 1941Rains too enthusiastic about whipping the wolfStill one my favourite werewolf transformations ever
Rom Zombie's HALLOWEEN II: UNRATED DIRECTOR'S CUT (2009, Blu-ray). I'd swear I've seen it before, but I honestly don't remember.Half slasher, half pretentious artistry, all mesmerizing.ORAnnie's demise heartbreaking. Should've been her story.ORThe cow from "X" sure gets around.
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Loved this movie. Due for a rewatch.
X (2022, Dir. Ti West)Lack of porkin' leads to a forkin'.
PEARL (2022)Scarecrow suitor seems slightly full of himself.
Ghostbusters (2016)Funnier than anything Murray has ever done.
Smile (2022)Scared? Just put on a happy face!
Hostel (2005) dir. Eli RothSometimes crazy/beautiful is a bad thing.
Scarecrows(1988) For these mercenaries it's the last straw
VHS 99 (2002)Some people had a really unique Y2K
Thirst (1979)Woman betrayed by her own Ancestry.com results.
Friday the 13th Part 2 (1981)Oh my god that’s SO MUCH perfume.
Texas Chainsaw Massacre (2022, dir. David Blue Garcia)Ah, the rustic countryside of ̶B̶u̶l̶g̶a̶r̶i̶a Texas.Grimcutty (2022, dir. John Ross)Shannyn Sossamon's a teenager's mom? I'm old.
HELLRAISER (2022) Suddenly Pinhead is a stunningly hot pin-up!
What Lies Beneath (2000)Harrison, you're only supposed to cheat up.
THEATRE OF DEATH (1967) Guignol? Sure. Grand? That's up for discussion.
Near Dark (1987) - First time viewing. (I had the hardest time even locating a physical copy of this movie. No idea why.)Transfusions cure vampires, people. Please donate blood.
Hubie Halloween (2020)Inspires me to go piss on stuff.
Exorcist II: The Heretic (1977)Named Locust, for we are many. Wait...
The Exorcist III (1990)Blackface? This Gemini guy is getting canceled.
From Beyond (1986)No, I mean the other "other" hole.
Mr. Harrigan's Phone (2022, dir. John Lee Hancock)Guess they've run out of good King.
The Woman (2011)Definitely not a typical parent-teacher conference.
Ghostbusters: Afterlife (2021)Hair curler 3rd billed on Stranger Things
Alligator (1980; Dir. Lewis Teague) Rough beginning for animal fans. Then, comeuppance!
The Veil (2016)Better title would have been "Nailed It".
Toolbox Murders (2004) Justice for number seven Screen Drafts pick!
Elvira’s Haunted Hills (2001) Atkinson channels George Sanders: one character’s badly dubbed!
Popcorn (1991)Horror-thon Slasher: how did I miss this?
The Strangers: Prey at Night (2018 Dir: Johannes Roberts)Rotten tomatoes audience ratings really are bullshit
TWINS OF EVIL (1971) Sings: "Sisters are smashing aristocracy for themselves..."
The Killing of a Sacred Deer. 2017. Yorgos LanthimosYorgos on Wes Anderson’s actors: “Too expressive.”
The Exorcist (1973)If Friday Final Chapter's defenestrations had class.This was my first true rewatch of SMM, and man, this thing still rips. It starts feeling kind of offbeat, meandering, and disconnected. Then the way you start to see the POVs approaching an intersection is almost hypnotic--some of the cuts between Regan and Karras scenes are just perfect. It boils up to the payoff beautifully, and the exorcism itself is can't-look-away magic.
Fun fact: everyone who rewatches it completely forgets it begins in Iraq.
Maciste in Hell (1925)1925 Hell F/X still better than Spawn's
The Night of the Hunter (1955)I liked it even more this rewatch!
Hellbound: Hellraiser II (1988)Interview with the Vampire Pitt as Tiffany
Body Bags (1993)Made me miss Tobe Hooper real bad.
DOCTOR DRACULA (1978) Just can't get past that facial hair.
Warning Sign (1985) The best weapon against germ warfare: AXES!
Cat’s Eye (1985) Our neighborhood cat really only kills birds.
Hellraiser (2022, dir. David Bruckner)Previous 10 movies broke me. Couldn't recover.
Halloween (1978, dir. John Carpenter)While world argues sequels, I'll take original.
CANDYMAN (2021) In horror movies, avoid fancy art galleries.
Hostel (2005)Why I avoid World Showcase at Epcot
The Exorcist III (1990)Retconning and third act spoil strong start.
The Fan (1981 Ed Bianchi)Biehn's Becall-ing Lauren, Garner-s Stapleton a Hector-ing.
RE-ANIMATOR (1985) Bartender, I'll have a gin and Miskatonic.
Halloween Ends (2022 - David Gordon Green)Laurie closes Notebook. Didn't save. Real horror.Liked this movie. Not great, entertaining enough.
Clue (1985)I am always DTC (down to Clue).
The Texas Chain Saw Massacre (1974)Leatherface: "Who the hell is it NOW?"
Tremors 3: Back to Perfection (2001)The floor is lava. And...so's the air.
The Thing (1982 Dir: John Carpenter)Nothing new. Movies perfect. Through and through.
Halloween 3: Season of the Witch (1982 dir: Tommy Lee Wallace)Time zones saved more lives than Atkins
Nightmare on Elm Street 3 Dream Warriors (1987 Dir Chuck Russell)In my group sessions we only meditated
The Dark Side Of The Moon (1990)Sneaky good space horror. Punches above weight.
The Creature Walks Among Us (1956)Is pretty high level part three material.
Madhouse (1974)Surprisingly Dr. Death not wrestler or mal-practitioner
The Shallows (2016)Second best shark movie. Best seagull acting
The House By The Cemetery (1981)What’s that kid’s name again? Bill? Bort?
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